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Jammno
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Jammno is believed to be a World of Warcraft gaming god.
How it all started
It began when Jammno posted on the high-faggotry levels containing WoW Forums. The image was literally telling people that he has no life, and should be shot on sight. He will pay you any price for getting a girl for him, which is highly unlikely. But, gods get fooled sometimes, as he thinks that he really can get help from the WoW forum that is filled with pimply-faced, maladjusted pre-teens, and there are no girls on the Internets.
Jammno's teeth
With great power comes great responsibility, as they say; So Jammno is forced to suck rock hard dicks to be a great WoW player. Thus, Jammno's teeth are exceptionally horrible. Is there a dentist for WoW gods?
Conclusion
Although being a WoW gaming god, nobody cares about him. His sad life has generated quite high levels of lulz around the Internets. He should get therapy.
Current Whereabouts
Jammno is currently annoying the everliving piss out of the residents of Oceanic realm barthilas, where his claims to greatness generally fall on def ears, since everyone is generally over his inane shit.
Recent (ish) Update
In 2008, Jammno was said to have gone to a salon for a hair cut. Stylist asking what he wanted, he stated "A hair cut that will get me laid." Thus getting highlights and style, apparently got sum a week later.
YouTube rebranding as SwoleBenji
As of 2021 Jammno has successfully rebranded himself as YouTuber SwoleBenji. He continues to pathetically shill for himself under the alias of Jammku on various websites, primarily reddit. He was banned from Gamefaqs/GameSpot for self promotion and spamming.
He also runs a discord for like-minded manchildren and real children, requiring filling out a fucking entrance exam the length of a real college entrance exam. Jammno is notably a high school drop out and has a disdain for math. Math is an integral skill for theory crafting, something Jammno claims to be good at.
This pile of human excrement has somehow amassed a following, with 35k subscribers and view counts consistently in the thousands. He has used what little power he has to harass the developers of a dead on arrival MMO called Albion. This failed.
He did fix his teeth though. Now he has Gary Busey style fake chompers.
- Jammno's mental entrance exam for his SwoleBenji discord
- GameFaqs user wondering where Jammku/SwolBenji went
- Albion Online player showing Jammno / SwoleBenji to be trash.
- Jammno / SwoleBenji having a manchild tantrum in Albion Online's chat.
- Jammno / SwoleBenji 's mature reaction to being muted for his outburst.
- Jammno's half-fake story of his adult life. Most of it likely untrue. The last part is 100% true and fucking pathetic.
Other links
- Swole Benji's YouTube channel.
- Jammno / SwoleBenji 's reddit account.
- Jammno / SwoleBenji 's shilling reddit account.
- Jammno's pwnage section.
- The bane of sociality.
- Jammno's blog.
- Jameth
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Warning! Jammno is quite fugly and you will faint if you would see his teeth IRL. |
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