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Poopsock

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A poopsock is exactly what it sounds like; a sock with the purpose of being crapped in. Back in the early internets, this was an actual phenomenon popularized by World of Warcraft players, which served as a make-shift toilet when the need to relieve themselves occurred but where to busy grinding and defending from raids to get up and go to the bathroom. One has to wonder why somebody would choose a sock instead of something more practical and cleaner like a bucket, but the sock is just the perfect size and shape to snuggly fit a single turd. In later internets, the poopsock would be satirized in memes, usually with a stern warning to not let your mom find it.

Given that information it is easy to believe the poopsock is a post-internets invention, but according to recent findings, it is theorized that the poopsock predates the internets by millennia, according to the excerpt below:

   
 
Despite the fact that many believe that poopsocks were invented to sustain the ability to play video games for long periods of time, new evidence suggests that poopsocks were invented much longer ago for and for a very different purpose. A Sock containing fossilized fecal material was recently discovered in the Great Rift Valley. Carbon dating tests estimate the sock and feces are nearly 30,000 years old putting the poopsock at nearly the same time modern culture as we know it began to develop. Similar materials were found in a camp 200 miles away. The camp displayed evidence of an attack as the many skeletons showing sings of battering. Even more interesting was the fact that feces and pieces of sock material were found on the bodies with evidence showing that they may have been used for striking. Thus it is theorized that poopsocks have been in use for many millenniums as a weapon.
 

 
 

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Poopsock is part of a series on MMORPGs. [Gratz!Ding!]
Forerunners:

AngbandDiabloDungeons & DragonsFATALRagnarokRogueWarhammer 40,000

MMORPGs:

Age of ConanAnarchy OnlineCity of HeroesConquer OnlineDark Age of CamelotDarkfallEarth EternalEVE OnlineEverQuestEverQuest IIFinal Fantasy XIFinal Fantasy XIVFree RealmsHero OnlineLifeMapleStoryMinecraftPangyaRagnarok OnlineRuneScapeRuby Dragon EntertainmentSilkroad OnlineStar Wars: The Old RepublicTabula RasaToontownUltima OnlineWikipediaWorld of WarcraftWWII Online

Semi-MMORPGs:

Diablo IIDiablo IIIEndless OnlineFurcadiaGaia OnlineGraalGuild WarsKingdom of LoathingProgress QuestSecond LifeSpace Station 13TibiaWar Thunder

Developers:

Blizzard EntertainmentJagexSony Online Entertainment

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