Middle East
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Middle East can refer to one of the following countries:
- Bahrain ๐ง๐ญ
- Europe

- Iran ๐ฎ๐ท
- Iraq ๐ฎ๐ถ
- Israel ๐ฎ๐ฑ
- Jordan ๐ฏ๐ด
- Kuwait ๐ฐ๐ผ
- Lebanon ๐ฑ๐ง
- Oman ๐ด๐ฒ
- Palestine ๐ต๐ธ
- Qatar ๐ถ๐ฆ
- Saudi Arabia ๐ธ๐ฆ
- The Sultanate of Dearborn
- Syria ๐ธ๐พ
- United Arab Emirates ๐ฆ๐ช
- Yemen ๐พ๐ช

The Middle East's exports are terrorism, falafels, designer sunglasses, and fanatical religious zealots known as fanboys. Its imports are the weapons needed to fight its endless wars.
FACT: The Middle East is part of the continent of Asia and when people say they're Azn and talk about Azn Pryde, they refer to this part of Asia and not a bunch of Mongoloids who live in islands like Japan that aren't even part of Asia. So remember this and tell everyone this.
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