16-year-old girl

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Typical 16 year old girl showing off her stuff

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on the Internet. In fact, most 16-year-old girls are 13 or younger, distinguished by their juvenile gossip, teen angst, their inability to say a sentence without the word like every second word, extreme fetish for any shit band, excitement and obsession over pop culture, being obsessively compulsive, and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles to burn their text into your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases that have the great potential to wipe out the entire human race. It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are no girls on the internet; this means that 99.9% of them are really men with easily-ræped bodies, with a dong hidden somewhere in their underwear.

History

16 year old girls like to attract attention to themselves by posting pictures of them in arousing clothing and showing off their sweet ass on GaySpace

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Ke$ha, who all 16 year old girls aspire to be.

Your typcal young lady

15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.

16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.You notice that this girl has some dry face.

Some 16 just can't do it right

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have numerous journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and tumblr whoreage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar. 16 year old girls are also the largest known source of fail in the universe. No exceptions.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2014. 16 year old girls are also the most hated race of people on the earth.

Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid shit thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras. Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring over 9000 MySpace friends. But you'll still listen to this shit because you're friend-zoned by Ms. Mary Rottencrotch, you beta fuck.

16 year old girls V 1.0

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see tumblr), and Jesus. A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl. Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals and Facebook pictures friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

16 year old girl identification chart
Characteristic	Probability
Site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background • see also: myspace whore • if all lower case: see emo • if altcaps or slurredddddd: see chav	90% probable
Site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine." • if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"	93% probable
	95% probable
Site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles • if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me" • if her age is in the 60-99 years old range • if a veiled reference to self injury or having an eating disorder is present in banner/links	97% probable
	98% probable
	99.5% probable
	99% probable
If the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded	100% probable

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.

The only breed of a 16 year old girl: Tumblr-ific!

The only lasting breed of 16 year old girls on the internet, This new breed is 40% indie (and trying to pretend they don't listen to Skrillex and Deadmau5), 30% deformed, 20% retard, and 10% unrealistic expectations wrapped together with the same desperate whoring that is the fiber of 16 year old girls. Expect these girls to have a Tumblr in which they spam pro-ana photography of girls they so desperately wish to be, post the most recent indie (overrated) tunes such as LMFAO, MGMT, Arcade Fire and Sigur Ros, and love weed because they're progressive and liberal. They also claim to love reading despite only reading The Hunger Games and whore on about how Twilight is better than Harry Potter and Joseph Gorden Levitt is better than Robert Pattison. The majority of what comes out of the mouths include whining about getting a new job, looking for that special someone and telling people about what they ate today.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever the current shitty videos are on JewTube. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy which pretty much boils down to: "I'm selfish, impatient, and insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best." Extremely vulnerable and stupid, pretending to be an EDGY XD hipster boy who plays in a band and likes the same shitty music is the easiest way to squeeze out nudes from these chicks. Be warned, at least 100% are average and deformed.

Fun Facts

• It is in this age that they are most likely to become BI
• Every man in existence has masturbated to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice and is fighting the good fight.
• In Uganda, or another of those shitty countries, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal for bravery in the struggle against AIDS.
• LHC kills 16-year-old-girls
• 16 year old girls take everything awesome and give it tons of teen angst and emo eyeliner, therefore diluting or destroying the awesomeness
• They actually want it in the ass.
• When you troll a 16 year old girl, she will flail her angst and rage at you until you give her praise.

Trolling 16-year-old-girls

1. Create a sockpuppet at Facebook and spy on them.
2. Rip a picture of a teenaged girl from the Wikimedia Commons or some other perverted place for use as your default profile picture.
3. Claim to be homeschooled. That will explain why the bitches you troll don't know who the fuck you are.
4. Find a group of high school cheerleaders or some similar group of girls tagged in a picture; almost every high school cheerleading squad is camwhored somewhere on Facebook with all the members tagged.
5. Write messages to each and every one of the cheerleaders calling them cunts and accuse them of something stupid like trying to steal your boyfriend from them, and criticize cheerleaders in general.
6. When one of them bites, argue with them. They'll almost certainly say that you're wrong. Reply to their rebuttals with yet more obscenities and accusations.
7. When they block you, make another sockpuppet and tell them they can't hide from you, and tell them how stupid they are for feeding trolls.
8. Have popcorn and kind of visualize the drama you're causing for some poor little spoiled brat in some other state/province, or even some other country. Who knows, you might have even made her cry!
9. Make sure and let them know that they have awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
10. One last thing, don't be an idiot and do this to the neighbor's kid or to anybody that might be able to easily figure out who's behind it. Do it to somebody that's several states away to make it as hard as possible to trace, since cops take donuts seriously and will do anything to protect the 16-year-old girls that staff the local Dunkin Donuts. What may be considered petty when the victim is anybody else is a serious crime when it affects the perky little girl that gives them their donuts for free.
11. If she posts something on Facebook of how depressed she is, simply tell her to go kill herself

16 year old girls V 2.0: Electric Boogaloo

IRL WhatsApp 16-year-old whore.

So far, there has been one species of 16-year-old girl discovered: The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old. This breed is indigenous to most parts of the world except, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, where any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly dealt with. The MySpace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

“	"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really really want a tattoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P" Current mood: depressed.	„
—A big blonde who likes to think about life in general(cute boys, tattoos, being stupid)

IRL Myspace 16-year-old whore.

How long can you go without kicking her in the cunt? Not long, I'm sure. How about this one?

“	my names Jayde, i really like deep thought and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time."	„

Oooh boy. Think it can't get worse? How about this one right here?

IRL Myspace 16-year-old girl whore.

“	names alexis. not gonna lieif yu dont kno me right now you never did - bitches love me .life jus doesnt get better. im nasty and dont give the right people the time of day . im far from tamedddd nd iont need a man actin like there my daddy. i make mistakes but seriously who doesnt. iont want shyttttt to do wit immature people deadass i mean it when i say im beyond the shit people feel they gotta say to make themselfes feel better.... nd all the dumb ass people who only fuck around and cant be seriouscan blow me cause there not takin my ass down wit em. iont want shytt to do wit any lil ass boys cause im not babysitting ? ... i wanna be manhandled. im nothin like any other girls. got the mentality of a man stuck in the body of a bitch. i live for today nd dont give a fuck about anyones shit. im as happy as life lets me but im stronger than ever. . get to know me i wont dissapoint you. gettttt at meee - A fUSC0."	„
—Slutty cunt no one cares about

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  She's asking for it; isn't she? But, you should kill her after you finish the rape, because she's a Jew.
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  Your average emo 16-year-old girl, shitty pink hair not included
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  A 16-year-old girl on Myspace fishing for pic comments
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  All 16-year-old girls like chocolate.
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  Not everyone can be a 16-year-old girl.

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  Typical 16-year-old-girl's Myspace pic
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  Mind if I suck your cock?
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  Fake Tit Cleavage and Spray Tans; typical Stoner 16 year old Slut!
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  16-year-olds want to kill themselves using air guns; also note how this dumb shit wrote "goodbye" backwards.
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  A typical Bebo slut IRL
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  Glitter graphics—the tool 16-year-old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.
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  When your vampire girlfriend gives you a blowjob.
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  This is what happens when girls don't listen in Geography. The woman shown has a masters degree in cock sucking and a GCSE in tit wanking.
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  A 13-year-old boy and a 16-year-old girl start their full work day at Scientology, Melbourne. They could be your boss. This is normal.
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  Moar 16-year-old girls, note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art.
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  16-year-old bitch
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  Guess the loli...
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  Hott 16-year-old girl
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  Every 16-year-old girl's fantasy. They think they can convert any fag into first class heterosexuals.
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  Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for "big" nigger dick, thus introducing HIV to the heterosexual population.
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  A formal portrait of a 16 year old.
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  An acceptable means of raising your 16-year-old daughter
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  Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes
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  It's a 16-year-old girl, but is it art?
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  Arabs Persians handle their problems the right way.
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  16-year-old girls tend to congregate together.
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  Attention whores and 16-year-old girls go together like AIDS and Africa.
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  Some "Let's pretended to be lesbians to get attention" school of thought
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  He Kexin, 16! Proof: Chinese Passport.
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  Note the excessive makeup and the lopsided smile, proving that she is indeed retarded. She also falls hopelessly in love with any boy she sees.
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  But is it art?
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  16-year-old girls tend not to pull their pants up when they sag.
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  Teen Girl Squad!
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  While many people are trying to find answers to life, stop wars in the world, fight communism and other shits, this is what girls are most worried about.
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  OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different!!!!!!1111nineeleven
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  She came.
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  Notice the stupid expression and the fact that the photo was taken in a bathroom.
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  Swing along emo slavegirl
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  Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
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  "OMG, hey girlz, let's liek totally pretend to be lezbians so we can get attention, LOLS."
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  attention whores lol. ALSO THEY ARES A JEW!!!111!1onelevent
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  SHE CAME.
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  Proof 16-year-old girls love nigras
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  Asking for it...OMG! According to her Bebo, this whore is 13!
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  Also asking for it
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  Typical 16-year-old girl
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  Her profile says she's fifteen, but the excessive makeup, botox expression and laugh lines point moar towards 53.
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  Chronic :D is a common condition among 16-year-old girls.
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  What every 16-year-old girl wants to please daddy
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  Every 16-year-old girl fails at photoshop. No exceptions.
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  Here's an excellent example of a 16-year-old girl. SO THERE! T^T
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  Jesus hates 16-year-old girls who masturbate.
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  Asking for it in the snow.
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  t33h33!
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  Rawr!
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  They came
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  attention whore doing it for the lulz
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  Asking for buttsex
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  Trying to get into hollywood...the easy way
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  I want you to eat me out bitch.
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  She sucked a meeeeean dick.
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  How typical
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  All 16-year-old girls fail at tanning. Look at the bitch's neck.
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  Pouty like the Miz
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  It's getting too easy now.
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  Asking for... Jesus fucking Christ, more like DEMANDING it.
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  Dumb bitch
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  More of dumb bitch
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  Dumb ginger bitch loves taking loads to the face.
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  Asking for it
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  16-year-old Russian girl
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  How sexy
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  16 with a stuffed bra
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  You know they are asking for it when they take pictures of themselves 69-ing their oversized plush toy from their childhood.
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  Cheerleaders don't always get to fuck the entire football team... unless they're all into scat.
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See Also

• Tease Pics
• 12-year-old girls
• 13-year-old boy
• 14/f/Cali
• 16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl
• 16-year-old rape victim needs help
• bitches and whores
• Boxxy
• Cheerleader
• I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG
• IDK, my BFF Jill?
• Katy
• OMG
• Teenager
• Sleepy-kyuubi
• Wannabealoserr

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• lolwut
• OMG Yahoo!
• Dolliecrave.com - Source for 100% of 16-year-old girl avatars and MySpace layouts. Warning: might will make you want to tear your eyes out

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