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16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", extreme festish for Jonas Brothers or any other shit band, excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.
It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are no girls on the internet; this means that 99.8% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.
History
Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have numerous journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and LJ whoreage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are 
fairly similar. 16 year old girls are also the largest known source of fail in the universe. NO EXCEPTIONS.
PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2010 2012.
16 year old girls are also the most hated race of people on the earth.
There is also the 12 year old's. They try to act cool by making unfunny jokes and posting them on Failbook. The average life of a 12 year old consists of, trying to be funny, talking with acronyms like BRB or TTYL, eating a diet of Rockstar Energy Drinks and Subway, watching Spongebob Square pants, complaining about funny jokes being raceist, calling everything creeperish, and making them self's look like they are asking to be raped in the vagina by a pedophile. And whatever you do, do not engage 12 year old's. Walk away slowly and nod your head., I AM A FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
Conversations
Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid shit thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.
Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.
Identification in the Wild
Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.
A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl.
Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:
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90% probable | |
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93% probable | |
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95% probable | |
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97% probable | |
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98% probable | |
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99.5% probable | |
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2. if a veiled reference to self injury or having an eating disorder is present in banner/links |
99% probable | |
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100% probable |
Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers.
In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.
New Breed!: Tumblr-ific!
A new breed of 16 year old girls has surfaced, in an apparent attempt to protest and whore attention away from typical Myspace 16 year old girls who are obviously at least 100 times hotter. This new breed is 40% indie(and trying to pretend they don't listen to Linkin Park and Paramore), 30% deformed, 20% idiot, and 10% unrealistic expectations wrapped together with the same desperate whoring that is the fiber of 16 year old girls. Expect these girls to have a Tumblr in which they spam pro-ana photography of girls they so desperately wish to be, post the most recent indie (overrated) tunes such as Radiohead, MGMT, Arcade Fire and Sigur Ros, and love weed because they're progressive and liberal. They also claim to love reading despite only reading Harry Potter and whore on about how HP is better than Twilight and Joseph Gorden Levitt is better than Robert Pattison. The majority of what comes out of the mouths include whining about getting a new job, looking for that special someone and telling people about what they ate today.
First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish and precede to bastardize Sartre by posting only quotes by him pertaining to love and dying alone. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will argue with you if you disagree with them and respond with "This is my life who are yous to say what I can't or not can do leave me alone haters(:!!!".
Extremely vulnerable and stupid, pretending to be a geeky boy who plays in a band and likes the same shitty music is the easiest way to squeeze out nudes from these chicks. Be warned, at least 100% are average and deformed.
Fun Facts
- It is in this age that they are most likely to become BI (Read: Drink a Virgin Fuzzy Navel and get pictures of them kissing another 16-year-old-girl for 13-year-old-boys to fap to.) (DEAL WIT IT!1).
- Every man in existence has masturbated to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice and is fighting the good fight.
- In Uganda, or another of those shitty countries, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal for bravery in the struggle against AIDS.
- LHC kills 16-year-old-girls
- 16 year old girls take everything awesome and give it tons of teen angst and emo eyeliner, therefore diluting or destroying the awesomeness
- MichaelArden is a fan of underage pussy. You can find him on WeirdTown.com in the Anime Chat
- They actually want it in the ass.
- When you troll a 16 year old girl, she will flail her angst and rage at you until you give her praise about how awesome and hot she is.
16-Year-Old Girls on MySpace
So far, there has been one species of 16-year-old girl discovered: The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old. This breed is indigenous to most parts of the world except, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, where any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly dealt with. The MySpace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:
How long can you go without kicking her in the cunt? Not long, I'm sure. How about this one?
Oooh boy. Think it can't get worse? How about this one right here?
Chat with a 16 year old girl
Videos for You to Enjoy
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16-year-old Gallery
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She's asking for it, isn't she. But, you should kill her after you finish the rape, because she's a Jew. -
Your average emo 16 year old girl, shitty pink hair not included. -
A 16-year-old girl on Myspace fishing for pic comments. -
All 16-year-old girls like chocolate
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Not everyone can be a 16-year-old girl -
Typical 16-year-old-girl's Myspace pic. -
Mind if I suck your cock? -
16-year-olds want to kill themselves using air guns; also note how this dumb shit wrote "goodbye" backwards
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Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures. -
What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls MySpace page. -
This is what happens when girls don't listen in Geography. The woman shown has a masters degree in cock sucking and a GCSE in tit wanking. -
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Every 16 year old girls fantasy. They think they can convert any fag into first class heterosexuals.Every 16 year old girls fantasy. They think they can convert any fag into first class heterosexuals.
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Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for "big" nigger dick, thus introducing HIV to the heterosexual population -
A formal portrait of a 16 year old. -
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Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes. -
It's a 16-year-old girl but is it art? -
Arabs handle their problems the right way. -
16 year old girls tend to congregate together. -
Some "Lets pretended to be lesbians to get attention" school of thought. -
He Kexin, 16! Proof: Chinese Passport. -
Note the excessive makeup and the lopsided smile, proving that she is indeed retarded. She also falls hopelessly in love with any boy she sees. -
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16-year-old girls travel in packs with a black person -
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While many people are trying to find answers to life, stop wars in the world, fight communism and other shits, this is what girls are most worried about. -
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Notice the stupid expression and the fact that the photo was taken in a bathroom.
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Swing along emo slavegirl -
Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex. -
"OMG, hey girlz, let's liek totally pretend to be lezbians so we can get attention, LOLS." -
attention whores lol. ALSO THEY ARES A JEW!!!111!1onelevent -
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Proof 16 year old girls love nigras. -
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Typical 16-year-old girl. -
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Chronic :D is a common condition among 16-year-old girls. -
What every 16 year old girl wants to please daddy. -
Every 16 year old girl fails at photoshop. No exceptions. -
Here's an excellent example of a 16 year old girl. SO THERE! T^T -
Jesus hates 16 year old girls who masturbate. -
Asking for it in the snow. -
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Rawr! -
They came -
attention whore doing it for the lulz -
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Trying to get into hollywood...the easy way -
I want you to eat me out bitch. -
She sucked a meeeeean dick.
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All 16 year old girls fail at tanning. Look at the bitch's neck. -
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It's getting too easy now. -
Asking for... Jesus fucking Christ, more like DEMANDING it. -
Dumb bitch. -
More of dumb bitch. -
Dumb ginger bitch. Loves taking loads to the face. -
Asking for it -
16 year old Russian girl.
See Also
* Tease Pics
* 12-year-old girls
* 13-year-old boy
* 14/f/Cali
* 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl
* 16 year old rape victim needs help
* Angst
* bitches and whores
* Asking for it
* Attention whore
* Camwhore
* Boxy
* Cheerleader
* I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG
* IDK, my BFF Jill?
* I'm so confused
* Immature
* Katy
* OMG
* Pedo Baiting
* Preteen pageant
* Prussian Blue
* Self injury
* Suicide
* Teenager
* Technical virgin
* Underage b&
* Duckface
External Links
- I'm like so cool i have big sunglasses. - Bebo-trolls unite
- Teenage girls so, like, rule English
- SO I HERD U LIEK FACES ^_^
- lolwut
- OMG Yahoo!
- Dolliecrave.com - Source for 100% of 16-year-old girl avatars and MySpace layouts. Warning:
mightwill make you want to tear your eyes out - Some legit sixteen year old whore She thinks she's better then everyone else, She's also a legit sixteen year old whore. Raid away.
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