Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto/A-Log's Fanfiction

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What follows is a collection of Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto's shitty self-insert erotic fanfiction, eleven stories from his World's Luckiest Guy series and seventeen from his as-yet-incomplete series of Halloween fapfics, 31 Tricks, 31 Treats. Of the World's Luckiest Guy stories, nine are sequential, happening in a series, and two (An Ebony Goddess Sits Next Door and Neapolitan New Year) are standalone.

The stories are reproduced unedited and unaltered, complete with author's notes - a glimpse into the deranged and emotionally stunted sexual fantasies of an overweight, autistic male virgin furfag - for your reading pleasure.

A warning: while reading these stories does provide a very amusing and telling insight into A-Log's bizarre fetishes, sexual inadequacies and insecurities, reading them in their entirety is recommended only for the most brave and/or sexually jaded. Many, upon reading the stories over a long duration, have claimed that A-Log has left them a shell of their former selves, unable thereafter to enjoy physical love. The stories also feature many beloved children's characters who may be forevermore be tainted in the eyes of the reader.

Those who wish to experience a similar, but slightly less disturbing read are advised to look elsewhere.

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The World's Luckiest Guy

The World's Luckiest Guy: Chapter 1 - Rouge & Rita

World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

Rated NC-17

Chapter 1: Rouge & Rita

Written: 1-16-02 Finished: 4-21-02

(open to see Anthony driving in his car. He steers with one hand, and he looks over a list with another. Focus on the list, as it has many women on his list. Switch back to him as he looks over a house, and stops by there. He parks the car in front of the house. He gets out of the car and walks towards the door. Just as he was about to knock, a black hedgehog steps out in front of him. This is Shadow, Rouge's boyfriend. He looks at him like he was an intruder.)

Shadow: (angry) Who the hell is this?!

Anthony: (shocked/trying to remain calm) Oh, Shadow! Fancy meeting you here. So, um...

(gets cut off as Rouge appears next to her angered boyfriend.)

Rouge: That's Anthony, Shadow. He was the one who invited us to Groucho's party, remember?

Anthony: Yeah, she's got a point there, Shadow.

(Shadow remembers about the party. He then cools down.)

Shadow: Oh right. Nice to see you again, A-Log. (Anthony nods as Shadow kisses Rouge on the cheek.) I'm going to work now, Rouge. Take care of the flowers for me while I'm gone.

Rouge: (rolls her eyes) Alright. (Shadow walks past Anthony as he walks towards his car. He starts up the engine, and speeds off. Rouge walks inside, with Anthony following her.)

Anthony: (as Rouge walks towards her couch) So, how are you and Shadow doing?

Rouge: (turns around arubtly, upset) Rotten! (turns back and sits down) All Shadow ever cares about are those damn flowers of his! He doesn't even have time to spend with me!

Anthony: What about when you had that date with him and you told me about how Shadow give you the best 40 minutes of your life?

Rouge: Good point. But he still cares about those flowers. I wish I could do something.

Anthony: (sits down next to her) You know what? I think you need a real guy, Rouge.

Rouge: Oh, really? (gets seductive and bats her eyelashes to him. Switch to Anthony, who's now looking nervous.)

Anthony: (nervous) *gulp* Well, maybe not me. Maybe somebody else.

(Rouge then moves closer to Anthony, still having that seductive look in her eyes and sound in her voice.)

Rouge: (sexy) No, Anthony, I want you! And I want you now! (moves up to him closer; so close, that her breasts are on his chest.)

Anthony: (smiles) I've been waiting for this for a while, Rouge. Let's do it!

(Anthony then wraps his arms around Rouge, and gives her a deep kiss on her lips. She takes this in as she carresses his back, as Anthony does the same. He then slides a hand down to her breasts to take her top covering off. As he does, he sees that Rouge is wearing a black and purple bandeau.)

Anthony: (pleased) Man, Rouge. You sure know how to accessorise.

Rouge: (seductively) [gently pushes Anthony off] That's not all. (she takes off the bottom covering to reveal a sexy pink thong. Anthony's eyes grow wide as he sees her that way.) Shall we begin? (squeezes her breasts)

Anthony: (amazed) [takes off his shirt] Let's shall.

(Rouge sits on his knees and kisses him again. As they are kissing, Rouge guides her hand down to his crotch. As soon she found her destination, she starts to rub it, as it releases pleasured moans from Anthony. As he is liplocked, he manages to unhook her bra. She stops for a moment to let it fall off, revealing her voluptous 50DDD breasts.)

Rouge: (erotically) You know I grew them for you, Anthony. I liked it the first time we did it, {Author's Note: See "Rouge Cheats on Shadow 2.0" for more info} so why not give me an encore?

Anthony: (smiles) As you wish, Rouge.

(Rouge holds up her breasts as Anthony begins to suck on her mountainous mams. She smiles at him like a mother watching a baby breastfeeding. She lets go as Anthony fondles one of them, as he sucks on the other. She leans her head back to release a deep moan as she is enjoying this pleasure. Rouge then feels his penis throbbing from under her. As he continues sucking, she gets an idea.)

Rouge: (erotically) Ok, that's enough. (pushes his head off her breasts) Now let me return the favor.

Anthony: Which is?

Rouge: (erotically) As in let me pleasure you for making Shadow go away. Besides, (unzips his pants) his size is nothing compared to your's.

Anthony: Oh? What is his size?

Rouge: (erotically) Oh, about 3-4. Your's outmatches his. (takes his pants off and gazes into his hung 6 inch cock.) My, my, my. You're well hung compared to him.

Anthony: (erotically) Well, why won't you take my 6 inches and suck on it?

(Rouge smiles at him as she gazes at his size. She then engulfs her mouth onto his cock, and gives him a blowjob. She starts to lick the head, and licks the rest of his length. Pan to Anthony, enjoying this as he arches back.)

Anthony: (erotically) Oh my sweet God, Rouge. (gasps) You're a pro at this, aren't you? Uhn.

(Pan back to Rouge as she bobs her head up and down on his huge rod. She then takes her mouth out, and puts her big, lucious breasts on his base. She rubs them together on his shaft as she kisses and licks the head. This is all that Anthony could stand as he grips on the couch's arm. He then grunts, and shoots his load into Rouge's mouth. About 8 shots of it. Rouge does her best to take them in, but some of it dribbled out of her mouth, and on to her breast. She then licks him clean, and takes her mouth off it.)

Rouge: (content) Mmmm. You were always tasty when I suck you, Anthony.

Anthony: (panting) Really? Thanks for the complement, Rouge.

Rouge: (smiles, then looks at his still hard cock) Hmmm. It's still hard. (erotically) Since your cock is still a rock, let's fuck.

Anthony: (confused) Why? But what about your pussy?

Rouge: (erotically) Don't worry, baby. You can have some of it later. Right now, however, I want you to stick that 6-inch hammer in me, and let's do it!

Anthony: (smiles) Alright then. You know the position.

(Rouge smiles at him as she gets into all fours. Anthony does have some time to reach over his pants pocket to take a condom. He opens it first, then checks it. When he's done checking, he puts it on. Rouge looks back at him, smiling erotically.)

Rouge: (erotically) You know, I'm still wearing my thong. Should I take it off or not?

Anthony: (as he gets near her) Nah. I can just move the back part out of the way. It'll be easier for me to do you hard like a drill. (he gets near her ass, and he does just that.) Are you ready, Rouge?

Rouge: (erotically) Hell yeah! Now fuck me good, Tony!

(Anthony snaps to at the mention of Tony, and he gets a wicked grin on his face. He then starts to shove his length into Rouge's pussy. He starts out slow, but then he quickens the pace as Rouge moans lowly, then loudly with each thrust.)

Rouge: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Oh sweet GOD yes! (gasps) Ah! C'mon Anthony; harder, HARDER!!! (continues panting) (she then gyrates her hips giving him deep penetration, her breasts sway in her movements) Oh GOD you make this feel so good! Uhn!

Anthony: (thrusting into her) Good, eh? How about better? (he thrusts into her more deeper, and her moans get louder.)

Rouge: (enjoying this) Oh my god! Yes! (panting) Harder, faster, deeper... Oh! You're so big, Anthony! So big! Uhn! Make me cum, Anthony! Make me!

Anthony: As you wish! (he thrusts even more hard. He then looks over her) You shouldn't have called me Tony, Rouge. Now say my name!

Rouge: (erotic screaming) Anthony!

Anthony: Say it!

Rouge: Anthony!!

Anthony: Louder!

Rouge: ANTHONY!!!!! Oh! (continues to moan, and then she feels it coming) Oh, Anthony don't stop! I love you so much, I... I... AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (she goes into orgasm as her cum splashes onto his cock.)

Anthony: (grunts as Rouge goes into orgasm. This gives him the cue to shoot out his semen, even if they're covered inside the condom. When he's finished, he gets off of Rouge, and disposes the condom.)

Rouge: (catches her breath) Wow. That was great. Thanks Anthony.

Anthony: (as he gets his clothes back on) My pleasure, even though I'm not actually whoring myself. (remembers something) Oh, I almost forgot. (pulls out an invitation)

Rouge: (confused) What's that for?

Anthony: Oh, it's an invitation for you to come to a little party I'm planning. It'll be great. It's a little shorter than Groucho's, but it's gonna be a good night for you. (gives her the invitation)

Rouge: (recieves it) Thanks. (Anthony then starts to leave) Do you have to go?

Anthony: (as he's at the door) Of course. I have some more invitations to send. I'll see you at the party. Oh, and dress up in something sexy for the party. (leaves her home, and walks into his car. He then starts up the motor, and he drives off.)

(Minutes later, he is holding the list again, and has crossed Rouge's name off the list as complete. He then looks at a name of another girl. He seems to know the feline, and he drives up to her house. He then gets out of the car and walks towards the door. He then rings the doorbell, and waits for someone to answer. Seconds later, Rita from the Animaniacs, answers the door. Compared to her old self, she is now sexier and an anthromorphic {In this universe she is- Anthony}. She is wearing an orange tube top, and blue jeans. She holds her left hand on the wall, and her right hand on her hip, looking seductive to Anthony as her tail wags slowly back and forth.)

A-Log faps to this shit.

Rita: Mornin', Ant. What's cookin'?

Anthony: Morning, Rita. I'm doing fine, thanks. That's a cute outfit you're wearing.

Rita: Thanks. I got it at Macy's.

Anthony: I see. Can I come in?

Rita: (moves back a bit) Well, come on in. (he enters, as she places her hands on her hips) Make yourself at home.

(She watches as Anthony goes towards her couch, and takes a seat. She then goes there, and takes a seat herself, next to him. To be a little coy, she crosses her leg on top of the other.)

Rita: So, Ant. What brings you here?

Anthony: Well, I just came from Rouge's place, after I gave her an invitation to a party I'm throwing tonight.

Rita: Oh, that's great. What's the occassion?

Anthony: Oh, it's just a night with me and the girls. But the catch is, is that the party is actually an orgy.

Rita: (raises an eyebrow) [interested] Really?

Anthony: Of course. Why do you ask?

Rita: (getting seductive) Well, you know I work for Swing Shift Studios, right?

Anthony: Of course. That's one of America's best porn studios. I know your work.

Rita: (gets closer to Anthony) So, before you came here, did you have sex with Rouge?

Anthony: (a little nervous) Well, yeah. You're not offended, Rita?

Rita: (seductive) No. I've been in this thing before. I do work in the porn biz. So I don't mind being in an orgy.

Anthony: (brightens) That's great. But, you have to prove that you have what it takes to do me.

Rita: (erotically) Oh, really? (starts to stand up) Want me to prove myself to you?

Anthony: (chuckles) Knock yourself out.

(Rita stands herself up in front of him, to see what she can do. She starts by getting the rhythm into herself as music, the type they use in XXX films, starts to play. She then starts to dance sexually in front of him. She entertains him by gyrating her body as she carresses her breasts. She then puts her arms behind her head, and guides her tail to slink up and thrust it in between her breasts. She does this for five minutes. When she's done, she turns about face, places her hands on her knees, and guides her tail like a snake to Anthony's crotch. When it gets to her target, she uses her tail to slowly carress his kick zone. She looks back at him, as he enjoys this.)

Rita: (erotically) You liking this, big boy?

Anthony: (mesmerized) Yeah. But not as I'll enjoy this. (he then reaches out his arms, and grabs her trim waist. Rita looks on, as her tail was almost near the jean buckle. He then pulls her towards his lap, even though he is not fully erected.)

(Rita is surprised by this. But her shock becomes pleasure, as Anthony begins to carress her beautful breasts. She releases many pleasured moans, as Anthony continues his act. Her moans become more lower when he decides to kiss her neck. She tilts her neck to her left, giving more room for him to kiss her neck. She then feels his throbbing cock throbbing her from behind, but she feels that it's not enough.)

Rita: (thinking) I'm doing great. His cock is near hardness. Now I need to keep it hard so he wouldn't cum yet. (she then breaks his hold, and turns herself around, facing him. She is now kissing him romactically with her tounge. Anthony then does the same. While they're in their liplock, Rita carresses herself on his crotch, destined to make his hard-on stay on. Then, like a reflex, she goes out of the liplock, and takes off her tube top, revealing to Anthony her round, voluptous breasts.)

Anthony: (impressed) Wow. Looks like you've been working out, Rita.

Rita: (erotically) (caresses her breasts) That's what the jiz biz is all about, baby! So do like my fellow actors did and suck my tits!

Anthony: Alright! (he then puts his mouth on her left breast, and again to the right breast. Rita is smiling contently as he indulges himself on her mams. She then leans her head back as he continues his breastfeeding. She then pulls him off, and stands up.)

Rita: (erotically) You like that?

Anthony: Yeah.

Rita: (erotically) Well, since these jeans I'm wearing is too long, I'm going to change into something more comfortable.

Anthony: What should I do while I wait?

Rita: (erotically) Get yourself undress. I want you completely naked when I come out of my room. (she then walks towards her room, with her hips swaying back and forth. As she gets to the door, she goes in a bit, but looks back at him.) I know you're going to love what I'm wearing when I come out.

Anthony: (smugly) You know I will!

(Rita smiles at him, and closes the door. While she's in there, Anthony does have some time to get himself undress. He is soon in the nude, just as Rita opens her door. Camera pans over to her. She places her left hand on the wall, as she holds her jean pants over her shoulder. She is now wearing sexy cut-off jean shorts. Pan over to Anthony, who is amazed at this beauty. She then walks over to him, with a seductive smile on her features.)

Anthony: (amazed) Wow, Rita. No wonder why Runt almost ran wild when he sees you.

Rita: (gets closer to him) (erotically) Well, that's his price for mistaking me for a dog. Now let's cut to the chase. (she puts her hands on his shoulders, and lowers him down to the floor. She then gets on top of him, and gives him a deep, romantic kiss. As they are in their liplock, Anthony guides his hands towards Rita's ass. As Rita still kisses him, he starts to slide off her cut-off jeans off her body. Rita lifts herself up a bit, as Anthony slides her shorts down her legs. She puts herself back down on him, and continues their liplock.)

(as they are kissing, Rita suddenly feels Anthony's hard cock throbbing her stomach. She then breaks the kiss.)

Rita: (erotically) I've noticed that I made your meat hard during our kiss.

Anthony: So it has. Now what?

Rita: (erotically) Well, (grabs his cock) why won't I suck on your gorgeous cock, while you suck on my delicious pussy?

Anthony: (raises an eyebrow) You're going to a 69, are you?

Rita: (erotically) Of course, baby. (moves up a bit and turns about face) Now just relax as I pleasure you.

(Anthony nods as Rita positions her waist on his face. He starts to eat her out, as Rita marvels at his amazing length. She feels even more wet, even if Anthony is eating her out. She then engulfs her mouth on his cock, and starts to suck on it. Their lustful moans start to fill the room as they are in the 69 position. Anthony spreads her valley wider as he continues licking up her juices. As he is doing that, Rita bobs her head up and down as she continues her blowjob. As Anthony gets closer to his destination, Rita's moans are muffled from his cock in her mouth as he reaches her jewel. He sucks hardly on it, thus driving Rita to the edge. Taking all she could stand, she gets her mouth off his penis, and screams with passion, as she comes into orgasm. Her love juices splatter Anthony as he continues his task. He then stops.)

Anthony: Anything else, Rita?

Rita: (cathces her breath) Well, I do want to try something out with you. (starts to crawl off his body)

Anthony: (starts to sit up) Really? What's that?

Rita: (erotically, as she stops crawling) Well, I think you know this part.

Anthony: (chuckles) You know I do. (just as he starts to grab her behind to do a doggystyle, Rita's tail touches his chest with a furry accent.)

Rita: (erotically) But not what you think. See this tail?

Anthony: (mesmerized as her tails wags slowly at him) Yeah.

Rita: (snickers erotically) Watch this. (she then guides her tail down his chest, and on to his erect cock.)

(as Rita reaches her destination, she starts to wrap her tail on Anthony's cock. Anthony jerks his head back sharply, as Rita starts to squeeze his meat with her tail. She then goes into the edge as she uses her tail to jerk him off. Rita looks from behind, as Anthony arches back, moaning at the pleasure her tail is giving him. She smiles as her tail keeps squeezing and jerking his length over and over. Anthony has all that he can stand, and shoots his cum onto Rita's backside. As he is finished, Rita jerks him off to get his length back. She turns her head back to address him.)

Rita: (erotically) Did you like that, Anthony?

Anthony: (gasps for air) Yeah. I forgot that you had that trademark tail from Swing Shift. Thanks.

Rita: (erotically) My pleasure. Now go ahead, and hump me down like a dog in heat, you foxy Fabio! I'm waiting...

(Anthony does as he is told, and Rita lets go of his length. He then shoves his six inches into her moistened valley. Rita moans lowly as she takes him into her. Anthony starts out slowly as Rita grips her hands on the carpet; her claws almost tearing it up. He then starts to go faster, as if following an unheard plea from Rita.)

Rita: (tosses her head back, moaning lowly as he drives deep into her) (panting) Oh my God! Oh! Oh! This feels so good, Anthony! So good! Keep it up! Oh! Give it to me, Anthony! Give it to me! Ah!

(Anthony starts to go even more faster, as Rita gyrates her hips to get him deeper. If that wasn't enough, she uses her tail once again to jerk him off; this time as he is still pumping into her.)

Rita: (her moans turn into screams of pleasure) Oh sweet Jesus! Uhn! You sure now how... to treat a woman... Ah! Oh, yes... Yes! Fuck me hard, dammit! Oh, oh, oh, OH!

(Anthony penetrates Rita deeper into pleasure, with her tail helping him out. He then feels her pussy close in on his shaft. Knowing that the end is near, he continues penetrating her. With a few grunts, he holds on to her tight ass, as he sprays jet after jet of seman into Rita. When he is done, Rita throws her head back to let out one more scream of pleasure, as her cum splatters Anthony's shaft. As they gasp for air, Anthony takes his shaft out, and collapses next to Rita. They exchange smiles at each other.)

Anthony: (breathing hard) Well, I guess you've proved yourself. You're invited.

Rita: (breathing hard) Thanks. I haven't been with Runt in a while. Thanks for filling the void for me.

(Anthony smiles, until he realizes that he forgot to put a condom on.)

Anthony: (lowly) Shit.

Rita: What's wrong?

Anthony: I forgot to put a condom on while we were in doggystyle. I'm sorry.

Rita: Don't be sorry. You know, as I was changing, I took the pill before our romp.

Anthony: The birth-control type?

Rita: Yep. Many porn starlets have used this tatic. So don't worry. (grabs her clothes, as Anthony does the same.)

Anthony: Hmm. (as he puts his clothes on) Anyway, thanks for our little time together.

Rita: (as she puts her tube top back on) Don't mention it. Mind if I accompany you to your car? I might need a walk to get my energy back.

Anthony: (as he puts his sneakers on) I don't mind. (Rita smiles back.)

(switch to outside Rita's house, as she and Anthony walk towards his car. He then gets in, but Rita stops him for a moment.)

Rita: (coy) Aren't you forgetting something?

Anthony: (thinks about, then remembers) Oh yeah, your invitation. (pulls it out of his pocket, and gives it to her) I'll see you at the orgy, Rita. Don't forget to wear something sexy while you're there.

Rita: (chuckles) You know I will. (winks at Anthony. He smiles back, and starts up the motor. He then starts his car up, and drives off. Rita waves goodbye to him, as a neighbor cutting his hedges watches on. Pan towards him as he watches on. His eyes roll back and shakes his head, as if saying "What is the world coming to these days?" and resumes cutting his hedges. Fade out.)

End of Chapter 1

The World's Luckiest Guy: Chapter 2 - Delilah & Hello Nurse

The World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

Rated NC-17

Chapter 2: Delilah & Hello Nurse

Written: 4-20-02 Finished: 5-6-02

(chapter two opens with Anthony's car stopping at the front yard of someone's house. He then steps out, and takes out his list. Switch to his view as he checks over his list. The names of Rouge and Rita have already been crossed out. He then puts it back to his pocket, and he starts to walk towards the house. Switch out of his view as he reaches the door. He rings the doorbell and waits for someone to answer. Seconds later, a beautiful female bunny opens the door. She is a valkyrie as we note her living environment as the door is opened. She has blonde hair and is well endowed. She is out of her viking attire, and is wearing a purple robe. This is Delilah from The Brothers Grinn's "Supermegatopia" web comic series. She greets him.)

Delilah: Anthony, what a pleasant surprise.

Anthony: Mornin' Delilah. Um, why are you in your robe?

Delilah: Well, I was going to take a shower. I didn't know you were coming.

Anthony: Well, I do visit when most people didn't know I'm coming. I'm just a people person. May I come in?

Delilah: Sure. (Anthony walks in, as Delilah closes the door, and follows him. Anthony then sits down, as Delilah goes to her bathroom to take her shower.) I'll be in the shower for a bit. You don't mind waiting, do you?

Anthony: Me? No, of course not.

(Delilah smiles, and she enters the bathroom. Anthony is just about to sit down, until he hears a scream coming from the bathroom. He identifies the scream as Delilah's, and rushes towards the bathroom. Switch there as Anthony enters, worried if Delilah was hurt. Delilah is nowhere to be found. All of a sudden, the door slams loudly, and a lock is heard. Anthony then turns to see Delilah, standing in front of the door, looking at him a michevous grin on her face. Anthony then starts to resist her tempations.)

Anthony: (nervous) Um, Delilah. Why did you bring me here and locked your bathroom door in the process?

Delilah: (walks over to him) (seductively) Well, since you're here, I felt that it wouldn't be fair for me to take a shower by myself. So, I want you to join me in the shower, Anthony.

Anthony: (nervous) (as Delilah gets close to him) Me? Um, well... I guess I should be heading off now.

Delilah: (seductive) Are you sure?

Anthony: (nervous) (gulps) Um, let me think about it.

(as he is thinking about it, Delilah looks down to see that he is fully erect. She smiles, and focuses her view back to him)

Delilah: (erotically) I think your little friend wants it.

Anthony: (nervous) (sweatdrop appears on his forehead) Um, well my friend doesn't behave sometimes.

(she then moves away from Anthony for a second, and releases her strong grip on his cock. She then starts to untie her robe. She then drops it off herself, exposing her lucious naked body. Anthony's eyes are now wide open, as his cock stiffens up. He decides not to resist her charms.)

Anthony: (romantic) Um, I think I want it now. (Delilah smiles as she walks over to the shower, as Anthony is getting undress.)

Delilah: Which setting would you like, Anthony?

Anthony: (as he takes off his shirt) Warm please. I'm never comfortable when it's boiling hot.

(Delilah smiles, and she sets the water to warm, as she turns the shower on. By then, Anthony had just been fully undressed, and he takes off his glasses. The shower is a regular type with a glass door, but this one can fit two people and it has room for them to have sex. Delilah then gestures Anthony to come in first. He obeys, and enters. She soon follows, and closes the door. They then hold each other close, and then kiss passionately as the shower water hits them.)

(as they kiss, Delilah guides her hand to the shower counter, and she grabs a bar of soap. She breaks the kiss to show him the soap.)

Delilah: (erotically) Do you know what you can do with this while we're in here?

Anthony: What?

Delilah: (erotically) Anything you like. (gives it to him) Just do it.

(Anthony gives it some thought. He then gestures Delilah to turn around. She does as she's told, as Anthony gets behind her. He puts the soap in between her breasts, and starts to rub them together with the soap in between her valkyrie mountains. Delilah watches on as Anthony rubs her breasts together. She leans her head back to release a pleasured moan, as she holds Anthony's head with her right arm. As he is doing this, he guides his hardened prick to her cottontail, and waves it against her furry appendage. This last for a few minutes. Anthony then frees Delilah, but she grabs the soap and puts it back on the rack.)

Delilah: (content) Mmmmm. That was a good use, Anthony.

Anthony: Thanks. What's next?

(Delilah thinks about it, and motions him to come with her. She then leans on the glass door and gestures him to come. He does, and he puts his hands on the door. After he did that, Delilah starts to slide down slowly to his crotch area. She then sees his erect cock, and she is impressed.)

Delilah: (thinking) Mother of Odin, I never knew he could get this big. But, it's hard to satisfy without one.

(she marvels it for a second, and then starts to lick the head of the penis. Anthony releases some pleasured whimpers as she licks his little friend's head. She then engulfs her whole mouth on it and bobs her head up and down as she gives him a blowjob.)

Anthony: Oh... Delilah. How do valkyries like you get the hang of this? Uhn.

(Delilah doesn't reply and continues this delicious torture. Seconds later, Anthony feels a sharp sensation in his shaft. He holds on to Delilah and starts cumming into her mouth. Delilah feels unfazed as he releases his sticky hot love glue, but continues to suck up what Anthony gave to her. After licking the head clean, she rises up to face him again.)

Delilah: (erotically) Did you like it?

Anthony: Yeah. Now it's your turn. (he lowers himself down to Delilah's waist level. When he gets there, he marvels at her vagina, right for the taking. He then starts to put his mouth on it, and give her vaginal sex. Pan towards Delilah, as she is enjoying Anthony eating her out.)

Delilah: (erotically) (low) Oh, sweet mother of Asgard! That is so good what you're giving to me. This is so nice. Ah! Oh, yes! Uhn!

(Delilah then pushes Anthony deeper with her strong hands. So strong, his tounge was pretty much able to gather up her love honey as he hit her pleasure nerves. Minutes later, Delilah can't take it any more.)

Delilah: (erotically) (low) Oh, Anthony; I can't... take any... more... Ahhhh! (on cue, she goes into orgasm, as her cum splatters Anthony's muzzle. He is able to lick up her love juices as she came. As she is trying to catch her breath, he rises back up to face her.)

Anthony: (romantically) Now we're even.

Delilah: (catches her breath) I see. (notices her breasts) Now that you've cleaned my breasts, can you give them a little lick for me, please? (squeezes her breasts)

(Anthony nods, and holds her close to him. He then starts to lick her right breast as Delilah holds his head to it. He does the same to the other breasts. She leans her head back and moans contently again. This lasts a few minutes, until she pulls him off.)

Delilah: (erotically) That was very good, Anthony. I wished that there were some vikings that had some sense in them like you do.

Anthony: I'll take it as a compliment. Now I want you to do one more thing for me.

Delilah: (curious) Really?

(Anthony then whispers something into her bunny ear. She then giggles, and turns towards the shower door. When she gets there, she puts her hands on it, as she sticks her lucious behind to Anthony. He smiles, and he starts to get close to her ass. He then positions his hard prick, and inserts it inside her vaginal walls.)

Delilah: (moans lowly as she takes his six inches inside of her)

Anthony: Before I start, are you on the pill?

Delilah: (lowly, but erotic) Yes. Now make love to me, please!

(Anthony smiles as he starts to pump his length into her valley. He starts out slow, but quickens his pace. Pan to Delilah, breathing hardly as Anthony bangs her box.)

Delilah: (eroric screaming) Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes! God yes! Oh! (panting) Deeper, deeper, deeper... Oh, oh, OH!

(as she is panting and moaning, her breasts slap against the shower door. They keep slapping it harder as Anthony drives deep into her. He also gets the chance to reach out and fondle one of her breasts. Pan back to Delilah, as the intensity of his cock drives itself further into her pussy.)

Delilah: (erotic screaming) Oh God! Please don't stop! I love you so much! I-I... (bites her lip softly, as she is going near orgasm. As Anthony drives himself deeper, she throws her head back, and screams one last pleasured scream as she cums all over his hard shaft.) Ah!

(at the same time Delilah releases her love juices, Anthony feels that he's ready to erupt; and he does. He shoots about 15 jets of seman into Delilah. He then pulls himself out, and cleans himself. Delilah does the same.)

(Delilah then turns the shower off, and she and Anthony step out of the shower. She grabs a towel off the rack, and uses it to dry off Anthony's body. When she's done, she gives the towel to Anthony, and starts to dry her off. He pays close attention to her lovely suculent breasts. When he's finished, Delilah holds him close and gives him a deep romantic kiss. They then break the kiss.)

Anthony: That was a nice job you did in there.

Delilah: Thanks. I considered that an amorous place to have sex with.

Anthony: I see. How come valkyries like you are so beautiful and feeling sexual in mind and body?

Delilah: Well, us valkyries have unlimited beauty and excellent sexual prowess. You shold know that by now.

(Anthony thinks about what she said, and smiles, thinking that Delilah's right.)

(switch outside the bathroom, a few minutes later. The door opens as Anthony and Delilah, now fully clothed [Delilah is still wearing her robe though]. They walked to her door, as Anthony remembers something.)

Anthony: Delilah, I almost forgot. (takes the invitation out from his pocket) This is for you. (hands it to Delilah)

Delilah: What's this?

Anthony: It's an invitation to a party I'm throwing.

Delilah: What's the occassion?

Anthony: Oh, nothing important. Just a night with me and the girls. That's all.

Delilah: Oh. (sets the invitation down on the table) Do you have to go so early? I mean, we could have sex at a later time while you're here.

Anthony: I love to, but I got more invitations to hand out. Maybe at the party, we'll have another go at it.

(Delilah smiles, and then gives him a great big hug. With her strength, that would've crushed him to death, but she let him go easy. She then releases him, as he now stands dizzying from the hug. He shakes his head to clear himself.)

Anthony: Thanks. (as he is walking towards her door) Don't forgot to wear something sexy at the party, Del. Ciao. (opens the door, then leaves)

(Delilah blows a kiss to him, as the motor from his car starts and he drives off. Delilah then sits down, and opens the envelope. As she reads the invitation, it's obvious that he forgot to mark it as a regular party, but an all out orgy. Delilah notices that, and puts the invitation away. From her expression, she is shocked that he invited her to an orgy. But then she develops a grin, knowing that she was sexy enough to be invited, and accepts the invite to his orgy.)

(hours later, Anthony is still driving to his next girl. Minutes later, he arrives at the front yard of the next woman's house. He recognizes the house as the home of Hello Nurse, who is also from Animaniacs. He gets out of his car, and starts walking to her door. As he gets there, and before he knocks on the door, he sees a note on the front door. He takes it off, and reads it. We hear Hello Nurse's voice as he reads the letter.)

Hello Nurse: (voice-over) "Anthony, go into my house, and sit on a black chair. I'll be with you in a few. Love, Nurse."

(Anthony shrugs, then opens the door. He does notice that the door was unlocked, but he still goes in anyway. As he walks inside, he puts the note down near a table. He then sees a black chair in the living room. Thinking that it's the one Hello Nurse told him to sit, he goes over to the chair, sits on it, and waits. All of a sudden, he feels his legs are shackled on the chair, and the floor under the chair opens up. As he notices this, the chair starts to go down inside the floor. The floor closes as he comes in. Switch to him on the chair, having the downward ride of his life. He then comes to a complete stop as the chair lands in a dark. As Anthony gets himself, he hears a voice from inside the room.)

Voice: (seductively) Welcome to my playroom, Anthony.

(Anthony then opens his eyes to see Hello Nurse standing in front of him, wearing her regular uniform, looking buxom as usual. He then looks around the room to see many sexy pictures of her on the walls, and a white silk bed with white curtains. He looks back at her, and gulps nervously.)

Anthony: (nervous) Um, what are you doing Nurse?

Hello Nurse: (walking over to him sexually) Taking care of you. (as she is walking towards him, she starts undoing her uniform and throws it on the floor. She is wearing white corset lingerie minus panties under the uniform.) I'll take care of everything!

(she stops near him, and she preforms a sexy lapdance in front of him. She turns him on by carressing her breasts and running her hands through her hair. As Anthony looks on, he looks really turned on and nervous at the same time. She then walks towards him, and kneels down near the chair he's sitting at. She puts her hands on his pants, and starts to unzip them. She does the same to his boxers, thus showing her his hardened cock. She is pretty much amazed at his large length, and starts to engulf her mouth on his dick. Pan upwards to Anthony, enjoying this delicious torture from Hello Nurse.)

Anthony: (enjoying it) Oh, Nurse! Please keep giving me your taste test while you say "aah"! Oh... baby! Continue the treatment!

(Hello Nurse does as he pleased, and continues her work. As she continues sucking on his hard member, Anthony can feel the adreniline in his system as she continues the treatment. She then moves her blonde hair out of the way, then continues her job. Anthony then moves his head and grunts as he starts to explode inside her mouth. Hello Nurse trys to swallow his cum, as most of it is near her throat. When he's finished, she rises up, and swishes her hair back and looks at him seductively.)

Hello Nurse: (erotically) Wow. I never knew your thermomator would leave me breathless.

Anthony: Well, it's like that sometimes. Now if you don't mind-

Hello Nurse: (erotically, she pushes him back in the chair) We're not through! I still have to give you a little of my sexual healing. (she puts a foot on the chairarm near his arm)

Anthony: (confused) Um, Nurse. How am I going to eat you out while I'm strapped on here?

Hello Nurse: (erotically) Oh, you're not gonna eat me out... (trails off as she places herself on Anthony's lap.) you're gonna fuck me, as I ride you. (gets close to his face) What do you say?

Anthony: (nodding) Let's do it.

(Hello Nurse smiles, as she starts to lower herself down on his penis. She rocks a bit to keep her vagina in place. She then takes her buxom breasts out of her corset, and presents them to him.)

Hello Nurse: (erotically) Don't forget to suck on my tits while you're at it.

Anthony: I won't forget, Nurse.

(Hello Nurse smiles, as she starts to breathe lowly due to his large length. She then starts to ride him in a steady pace. As she continues to ride him, she starts to moan lowly as she pummels herself down on his meat. She continues moaning as she holds on to the chair arms for support. She then goes faster as Anthony places his hands on her hips. Hello Nurse then leans her head back and carresses her breasts as she continues their mating. Anthony thinks it's a remeinder to suck her breasts, so he puts his head on her left breast and proceeds to suck on it. Nurse then lets go of them and holds herself back on the chair's arms as Anthony continues to suck on her breasts.)

Hello Nurse: (moaning as Anthony continues to mate) Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Keep it up! Uhn! (moans lower) Oh, give me your love medicine and call me in the morning! Oh, oh, OH!

(Anthony does as he is told, as he and Hello Nurse continue to mate into oblivion. She swings her head back, as her hair swings like a mane. She then grabs his head, and gives him a deep romantic kiss as they continue mating. As they kiss, Anthony feels that he is about to ejaculate, but stays in the kiss. Seconds later, he shoots 20 loads of semen inside the buxom nurse's body. As that happens, Hello Nurse releases her kiss, and leans way back from him. She is pretty flexible if you must know. As she does that, it's her turn to go into orgasm as she gives out one last scream of passion. She then catches her breath, and she reaches for her uniform as Anthony catches his breath. She grabs her uniform, and with Anthony's help, positions herself back up. She then puts her arms around his neck, while holding on to her uniform.)

Hello Nurse: (content) Thanks, Anthony. Do you see a leaver near this chair?

Anthony: No.

Hello Nurse: Well, close your eyes, and I'll take you back up.

(Anthony does as he is told, and closes his eyes. She then plants a deep, romantic kiss on his lips. As they continue the kiss, Hello Nurse sneaks her hands toward the right side of the chair, and pulls a leaver. What Anthony doesn't notice is that the chair is moving up as they continue their liplock. Seconds later, they are back in her living room, and they break the kiss.)

Anthony: (looks around) We're back in your living room.

Hello Nurse: I know. (gets off him, and puts her uniform back on) I have to get ready for work, Anthony. I just wanted a little fun before I care for my patients.

Anthony: Oh. (remembers something as he readjusts his pants) I almost forgot. (goes into his pocket to take out the invitation. He gives it to Hello Nurse.)

Hello Nurse: (confused, as she receives the invitation) What's this?

Anthony: It's an invitation. It's for a party I'm throwing tonight. I would like to have you there.

Hello Nurse: (smiles) It's nice. Thanks. Let me find the time to leave early at the hospital.

Anthony: Alright. (as he walks to her door) Don't forget to wear something sexy at the party. I'll see you there, Nurse.

(Hello Nurse blows him a kiss as he leaves her house. As we hear him drive off, we see Hello Nurse taking the invitation out of the envelope. She sits down on her couch and reads the invite Anthony had given to her. She then develop a seductive smile on her face as she reads it. She then tosses it away on the table. The camera takes a view of it, revealing that she read the orgy part that Anthony forgot to get rid of. Judging from Nurse's smile, she doesn't mind. Fade out.)

End of Chapter 2

The World's Luckiest Guy: Chapter 3 - Donna Dahl & Yankee Poodle

The World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

rated NC-17

Chapter 3: Donna Dahl & Yankee Poodle

Written: 5-18-02 Finished: 5-30-02

(we open the third chapter with Anthony stopping at another girl's house. Cut to his POV, as he looks at a picture of a curvy cutie of a dalmation with long black hair. Cut away from his POV, as he puts the picture of the girl back in his pocket, and walks over to her door. When he gets there, he knocks on her door. He then hears the woman's voice from inside.)

Woman (Dalmation): It's open.

(Anthony then goes into the woman's house. Switch to inside, as he enters. He then looks around to see where she is. As he looks around, he sees her in the kitchen, eating dinner a little early. Her dinner is macaroni & cheese. The girl's looks match that of the photo Anthony held up earlier. The dalmation is Donna Dahl, one of the girls from the art of Josh Roesch. He greets her.)

Anthony: Hiya, Donna.

Donna: Hiya, Anthony. What brings you here?

Anthony: Oh, just hangin'. What'cha eating?

Donna: Macaroni & cheese.

Anthony: Isn't it a little early to have that?

Donna: (as she is eating) I felt like it. Besides, it helps my figure.

Anthony: Oh. Alright. (pulls up a chair and sits next to her) So Donna, anything you like to talk about?

Donna: (stops eating) As a matter of fact, I do. I actually need your help. (pushes herself from the table and stands up.) Follow me. (she walks away, and Anthony then follows her.)

Anthony: Um Donna, exactly what is it you need help with?

Donna: Well, I'm going to a friend's wedding this weekend, and I need your advice. (as she says this, they enter her room)

Anthony: (nervous) Well, if you're gonna try whatever dress you're putting on, I could turn away until you're finished.

Donna: (as she fumbles through her closet) Don't worry. (founds what she is looking for, a black party dress. She shows it to Anthony.) Would this dress be perfect for me at the wedding?

Anthony: Well, you look perfect in anything, Donna.

Donna: (sets the dress down) Really?

Anthony: (nods) Yep.

Donna: (smiles seductively) Even in my birthday suit?

Anthony: (doesn't know what she really meant) Um, I haven't seen you in your birthday suit. Where is it?

Donna: (giggles) Right here. (with that, she starts to take off her black tank top and her jean shorts. She didn't bother with the bra and panties. She stands there showing off her voluptious nude body at Anthony. Pan towards Anthony, who feels like he's gonna get a nosebleed.)

Anthony: (realizes what she really meant) Woah.

Donna: (walks over to him, and puts her arms around his neck) (erotically) Do you like what you see?

Anthony: (lowly) Yeah.

Donna: (erotically) Then kiss me. (she moves her lips towards Anthony, and she gives him a deep romantic kiss. Anthony responds back by carressing her back. They then hold each other, and fall on her bed. They start to caress each other as they continue their kiss.)

(Anthony then starts to break the kiss, and trails his kisses on her body downwards. Donna starts to breathe in anticipation as he trails down her body. He then reaches his destination; her pussy. He takes a look at her black pubic hair and sniffs in her musky aroma. He then starts to put his tounge in, and starts to give her vaginal sex. Pan to Donna, as she quickly shuts her eyes, and moans lowly as Anthony licks her insides.)

Donna: (moans erotically) Ooooooh.... that feels oh so nice. I love it when you pleasure me like that. Mmm. Keep at it. (kneads her breasts together as Anthony then starts to eat her out. She tenderly carresses his head with her right hand. Just as she is going into orgasm, he moves his head out of her pussy and goes in front of her face. She opens her eyes to see him, but feels dissapointed.) Why did you stop?

Anthony: Well, I decided to have a taste of Donna's doubles. (eyes her curvacous breasts) Would you mind?

Donna: (smiles seductively) Not at all.

(Anthony smiles and starts to lick her right breast and gropes her left breast. She rolls her head back on the pillow and breathes harder as Anthony gives her breasts a good treatment. She then guides her hands down to his jeans and softly carress his near erect cock to get him hard. He senses this, and stops what he is doing. He sits up on his knees as Donna starts to seat herself up, showing him her breasts, and breathes hard.)

Anthony: So, anything else you like to do?

Donna: (erotically) Well, (licks her lips) since I'm a dalmation, I would like a drink from your firehose. (crawls on all fours towards Anthony) I bet you can stop a little five-alarm flame like me.

Anthony: (chuckles) Give it your best shot, Donna.

(Anthony leans back, as Donna starts to unbuckle his jean belt, and takes down his jeans and his boxers, springing free his erection. She marvels at its length and smacks her lips with famine. She then sticks her tougne out and licks the head of his shaft. Pan up to Anthony, leaning his head back, as Donna licks his member. Pan back down to Donna as she starts to engulf her mouth on his shaft and starts to suck. Switch to a view of her hips as she starts to gyrate her ass and wags her tail as the camera pans foward to the right as she does some gyration like push-ups as she bobs her head up and down, consuming his "woodrow," stopping at her head. Switch to Anthony, still enjoying this delicious torture. Switch back to Donna taking her mouth off his cock, just as he was going to discharge.)

Anthony: (dissapointed, but not upset) Hey. What's that for? I was about to-

Donna: (inturrupts him mid sentence) [erotically] I know. But you're not cumming unless you stick your hard cock (gestures his penis, then her vagina) into my suculent pussy and fuck me until we can't cum anymore!

(Anthony smiles as Donna smiles back and lays down on the bed. Anthony still has his jeans on, which gives him a chance to reach into his pocket. He then takes out one of his many condoms, rips the cover off, checks to make it secure, and puts it on his cock. He then positions himself on Donna.)

Donna: (erotically) You know I'll be taking the pill, so why are you still doing me with condoms?

Anthony: (as he positions himself) You can never be too careful when sex is involved. (holds her left hand up, and kisses it. He sets it back down.) Ready?

(Donna nods her head in anticipation. Anthony smiles, and he moves his length inside her pussy. As he shoves it in her, Donna moans in ecstasy as her vaginal walls take in his huge length. Anthony looks down to make sure she's alright. Donna nods as if saying that she's fine. He smiles, and starts to thrust hardly inside her body. As Anthony humps his dalmation dame, Donna breathes hardly as he goes in and out of her body, pounding her vagina hard.)

Donna: (screaming erotically) Oh yes, Anthony! Fuck me! Oooohhh.... (she reaches her legs, and wraps them around Anthony's hein-den. With her strength, she uses her legs to push him farther into her insides.) Give me more! Give me MORE!

(Anthony does as he is told, and with her help, continues pounding her into oblivion. Neither he and Donna had any release yet, but they are working their way up to that point. The camera takes a shot of her breasts swaying with the motion, and then of her face, as she biting her lip and breathing hard for the enitiable is coming. Anthony continues humping her, as he is also nearing climax. Anthony grunts as he releases his semen into the condom. Although she is protected by the condom, Donna still feels the sexual feeling in her walls, and releases one last scream of passion as her cum splashes on his shaft. They are now breathing hard from the feeling as Anthony pushes himself out of Donna's love tunnel and collapse next to her.)

Donna: (catches her breath) That was wonderful, Anthony.

Anthony: (catches his breath) Thanks. You didn't do so bad yourself. (takes the condom off and disposes it. He then fixes his jeans up.) By the way, (takes out an envelope, and hands it to her.) this is for you.

Donna: What's this?

Anthony: It's an invitation to a party I'm throwing. It's a little get together with me and the girls.

Donna: Oh. When's the party?

Anthony: Tonight. I just couldn't wait for the weekend. I know you have plans.

Donna: Oh. Well, at least I would have something else before I go to the wedding.

Anthony: Good. (rises off her bed)

Donna: Are you going to give out more invitations to the other girls?

Anthony: Yep. (kisses her on her forehead) I'll see you tonight, Donna. Don't forget to wear something sexy at the party. (walks off and leaves her bedroom.)

(as Anthony leaves, Donna is reading the invitation. As she reads it, she gets to the part where it mentions about the orgy. Sensing that Anthony will have sex with her as well as the other girls, she grins, and eyes her closet. She knows what she'll wear to turn him on at the orgy, and giggles to herself.)

(fade in as Anthony drives up to another house, where an American flag is present near the door. As he walks up to the door, he hears some noise from the inside. He rings the doorbell, and waits for someone to respond. The door then opens, and we see another woman. This woman is a beautiful french poodle, wears purple glasses, and flaunts a healthy figure, including good bust size, similar to Delilah's; busty. She is wearing excercise clothes and a headband decked out in stars & stripes. She is obviously sweating because she was just working out to an excercise video as we hear Michael Sembello's "Maniac" playing nearby. This is Rova Barkitt, aka Yankee Poodle, star reporter and member of the superhero group, The Zoo Crew. Her looks come from the Brothers Grinn renditon, not Scott Shaw!'s.)

If you look at this image and you get hard, something is deeply wrong with you.

Yankee Poodle (Rova Barkitt): Hey Anthony.

Anthony: Hiya, Yankee. Why are you sweating like crazy?

Yankee Poodle: Oh, that. Before you came, I was working out to this excerise video. Thanks for letting me rest, though.

Anthony: Oh. Well, sorry to interrupt you, Yankee. (turns to leave, but she then grabs his arm)

Yankee Poodle: No need for that, Anthony. I don't mind. Please come in.

(Anthony shrugs and follows her in her home. As he closes the door, Yankee goes back into her excercises, as Anthony is beginning to watch her do her stuff.)

Anthony: (nervous, as if not to offend her) Um, can I watch you excercise?

Yankee Poodle: (as she starts again) Sure, why not? It's nice of someone to watch me excercise.

(Anthony nods in agreement, and sits on her couch. As he does so, Yankee goes back into working out with the excercise. She does jumping jacks, jogs-in-place, and streches in front of him as she has her back is away from him. Anthony looks on, mesmerized by Yankee's movements, taking it as a turn on.)

Anthony: Um, can I excercise with you?

Yankee Poodle: (as she is streching) Of course. I do need someone to excercise with.

(Anthony stands up, and joins in. Unknown to Yankee, he isn't really excercising, since he is behind her. He does try his best though. As she continues excercising, doing some knee thrusts, she looks back, and smiles. As he is excercising, she then moves back, making contact with her backside and his crotch. Anthony looks on shocked as Yankee strokes her booty on his crotch. She then bumps him back on the couch, and prepares to do a sexy lapdance while excercising. Judging from her gyrations, she is very good with a body that won't quit. She turns around to face him, again lapdancing. Minutes later, she turns around, and turns the TV off. She then walks seductively to Anthony, and sits on his lap.)

Yankee Poodle: (seductive) Why don't I give you a workout you'll never forget?

Anthony: (smiles wide) Sure! I think a little sexercise can work out our private parts!

(they then start to kiss each other passionatley. At the same time, Anthony guides his hand under Yankee's tank top to carress her breasts, while another hand strokes her white hair. Yankee then breaks the kiss, and takes the tank top off, showing off her breasts to Anthony.)

Anthony: (amazed) Wow Yankee! You sure know how to work out!

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) I know. (pushes Anthony off the couch and gets on top of him) Let us start off with a little (winks) tounge excercise, shall we?

Anthony: Let's shall.

(Yankee starts to put her breasts on Anthony's face. He then starts to lick her bountiful bosom, as Yankee does some push-ups to tease him. She moans while Anthony sucks her breasts as she does her sexual push-up. To tease him more, she shakes her breasts on him, slapping his face. She then sits up, and catches her breath, as Anthony takes off his shirt.)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) You like my breasts?

Anthony: Yep.

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, you can have more later. Let's continue our sexcercise, shall we?

Anthony: Sure. What's next?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, (notices his erection) I seem to have risen your John Hancock, no? (Anthony nods) Well, (moves downward, and starts to take off his jeans.) I want to do my part of our sexcercise by giving you a little head job while I work on my mouth and neck muscles.

Anthony: By all means, Yankee.

(Yankee smiles as she takes off his jeans and boxers to free his erection. As his shaft pops free, Yankee marvels at its size and length. Giggling to herself, she then puts her mouth on his penis, and begins to give him oral sex. Cut to Anthony, moaning and breathing as Yankee works out with her mouth muscles. Minutes later, she starts with her neck muscles as she bobs her head up and down to get more of his 6". Anthony helps her out by grabbing her head, and let him do the bobbing for her, so to speak. Just as Anthony was going to blow, Yankee takes his fully erect shaft out of her mouth.)

Anthony: <Again? That's twice in one day.> Have something else in mind?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, if you want me to continue our workout, I want you to give me a counting lesson.

Anthony: (confused) Counting less- (realizes what she meant) Oh, a 69?

Yankee Poodle: (as she takes off her aerobic shorts) Right on. I can work out my hips as I face fuck you while you suck on my love canal. What do ya say?

Anthony: Of course, babe! Give that patriotic poon to me!

(Yankee moves towards Anthony's face, turns around, and sets her vagina on top of his face. Anthony then starts to eat her out. As he does that, Yankee sets herself down to his cock. She starts to lick, suck, and softly bite his 6" tool. Anthony then guides his hand down her body to grope one of her breasts. Yankee stops what she's doing, and sits up, with Anthony's hand still on her breast. She lets him continue as she starts to grind her hips against his face. Down below, Anthony still does the job by sucking on her jewel. Yankee arches back, as she is trying to control herself. But before she cums, she gets off him.)

Yankee Poodle: Stop! Stop! (catches her breath)

Anthony: What's wrong?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Nothing, nothing. I just want to try out something.

Anthony: Like what?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, you love my breasts, right?

Anthony: Yeah?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) And little John Hancock is still pledging alligence, so I suggest we do it.

Anthony: I know. But what now?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, first (lays down) about my breasts.

Anthony: Yeah?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) I never have someone probe their meat in between my breasts before, so I want you to be my first.

Anthony: As in tit fucking?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) That's right.

Anthony: (smiles) Well, why didn't you say so? (moves towards her, and sits himself on her stomach, letting his rod plop in between her breasts.) You ready?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Yes. (holds her breasts together as she sandwiches them between his cock. She then nods to him, and he starts to titty-fuck her.)

(Anthony starts to pump his cock in between her lucious mounds of flesh. As he does this, Yankee lets go, as Anthony still holds them, and with his help, takes off her glasses. He then continues his work, as Yankee helps him by squeezing her breasts together with his tool to keep him aroused. This is all that he could stand, and gives one last push as his cum splatters over Yankee's neck and breasts. When he is finished, she reaches back to get her glasses, and puts them back on.)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Wow. I never knew how good that felt.

Anthony: Yeah, it's a good feeling once in a while.

Yankee Poodle: I know. (erotically) Now lay down.

Anthony: I know, missionary.

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well, close. But in an aerobic way.

Anthony: (as she pushes him down) How?

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) Well... (trails off as she gets on top of him) I know you know about the girl-on-top position, right?

Anthony: (as he reaches for a condom nearby his jeans) Right. (puts it on)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) (sets her pussy on his cock in a push-up position) Let's call this a sexual push-up. (shoves herself into his six inch tool) Shall we dance?

Anthony: Let's shall.

(Yankee smiles and she starts her sexual push-ups. She sets herself down like a regular push-up, but she also gyrates her hips so she can slide in and out of his cock. As she does this, sweat starts to bead down on their bodies. Yankee then quickens her pace as Anthony grabs on her back and licks her hard nipples. Just as he and Yankee were enjoying it, Anthony grabs her back and stops her.)

Yankee Poodle: What's wrong?

Anthony: Nothing. (flips themselves over with him on top and Yankee on bottom) It's just my turn, that's all.

Yankee Poodle: (getting it) Oh, right! I s- (gets cut off as Anthony starts to fuck her as he is doing push-ups) Ah! (bites her lip)

Anthony: (stops for a second) What's wrong?

Yankee Poodle: Nothing. I just didn't expect it. Continue please!

(Anthony smiles and resumes humping her brains out and his sexual push-ups. He goes into a quick and steady pace as Yankee hardly breathes in and out. She puts her hands on his back, and grips on it. She doesn't grip hard to scratch him though. As their sexual excitement mounts, their glasses also fog up from the breathing and sweating. Anthony continues his work as Yankee pleads with him not to stop. Minutes later, they have to. Anthony feels Yankee's vagina clench in with his cock, squeezing him in. Seconds later, he pushes his cock way in, and releases his hot, sticky love glue in the condom. As this happens, Yankee feels herself reaching orgasm. She bites her lip as she cums all over Anthony's shaft. Anthony then drops himself on top of her, catching his breath.)

Anthony: (catches his breath) Man, that was wonderful.

Yankee Poodle: (same) Always has been with you.

(Anthony smiles at her. He then reaches over to his jeans and takes out the invitation and gives it to her.)

Yankee Poodle: (confused) What's this? An invitation?

Anthony: Yep. It's a night with me and the girls. You're one of them.

Yankee Poodle: Thanks. (gets suspicious) This is not a cheating game, isn't it?

Anthony: No, of course not, Yankee. (starts to get up with Yankee wrapping her legs behind him, and holds on.) But you're in it. It's like ancient Greece.

Yankee Poodle: And ancient Rome?

Anthony: Of course. I mean, with a handsome face like this, most girls don't mind me cheating. As long as polgymy is out of the question.

(Yankee thinks about what he said, and agrees. She then grows another amorous smile.)

Yankee Poodle: (erotically) You know, since we're in this position why don't we... (goes to whisper the rest in his ear. He smiles, and likes the idea.)

(Yankee holds on to him as he goes to the wall, and sets her there. He then starts to once again hump her brains out, by wall-fucking. Yankee is enjoying a lot more than Anthony, who is also enjoying this. This position lasts a few minutes before they cum one last time. They get their breath together and relax.)

(Switch to outside her home. Anthony and Yankee come out, with their clothes back on, and they walk to his car.)

Yankee Poodle: So, I'm not the only girl you'll be having tonight?

Anthony: Yep. I even invited Rita, and she doesn't mind about the orgy.

Yankee Poodle: Well, she is a porn star after all. I may have that look, but I'm a little uneasy, being my first orgy and all.

Anthony: (pats her backside) Don't worry. It'll be great. (hops into his car) I'll see you at the party tonight, Rova. Don't forget to wear something hot at the orgy. Later. (drives off)

Yankee Poodle: (to herself, as he drives off) Oh, you know I will. (takes a look at the invitation, and judging from her look, she doesn't mind being in an orgy. Fade out)

End of Chapter 3

The World's Luckiest Guy: Chapter 4 - Josie Omitsu & Cammy

The World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

Rated NC-17

Chapter 4: Josie Omitsu & Cammy

Written: 6-5-02 Finished: 6-16-02

(we open the fourth chapter with Anthony driving up to the next girl's house. The house looks more oriental then local. This brings back memories of Lucille's teashop/home from Samurai Pizza Cats. Anthony gets out of his car, and walks over to the Omitsu home. He knocks on the door, and waits for someone to answer the door. Seconds later, Lucille's brother Wally awnsers the door.)

Wally: Yes?

Anthony: Hiya Wally. Is Josie here?

Wally: Yeah, but she's a little tied up.

Anthony: How so?

Wally: (unsure) Um... (as he thinks, Josie comes into view. She looks similar to Lucille, but her hair is done like Cowboy Bebop's Faye Valentine. She is wearing a green tank-top and a black mini-skirt.)

Josie: (to Wally) What's going on, Wally? (then sees Anthony) Anthony! It's a pleasure to see you!

Anthony: Same here, Josie. Got a minute or two?

Josie: Sure. Let's go to my room. Come on. (Anthony follows her to her room. As they get there, they run into her sister, Lucille. She then notices Anthony.)

Lucille: Why is Anthony here?

Josie: He's just here to have a little biz.

Anthony: Yeah, just to hangout.

Josie: Besides, I need some company as I change.

Lucille: I know, but we're not going out shopping for the next couple of hours.

Josie: Let's just say, I need to accessorize before I go. (opens up her door, and walks in. Anthony walks in with her.)

Lucille: Why is he going in with you?

Josie: It's just for a little biz. Don't worry, Lucille. We'll be out. (closes the door, and walks past Anthony.) So Anthony, what are you here for?

Anthony: Oh, I was just in the neighborhood and I was planning a little party tonight.

Josie: (as she walks towards her closet, with her back towards Anthony.) Uh-huh.

Anthony: It's a girl's night out with me, and I was wondering if you have time to come?

Josie: Oh, (as she fumbles through her closet, she bends over, and gives him an eyeful. She is wearing a lime green thong under her mini-skirt.) I have some time to spare.

Anthony: (eyes wide open) You're sure?

Josie: Yes. (looks back, and sees that Anthony is gawking at her. She smiles seductively to herself.) (seductively) In fact, (trails off as she turns herself around, and lays down on her bed, spreading her legs away.) I have some time now.

(Anthony smiles as Josie smiles back. She gestures him with a finger curl to come over to her. He does as she commands, and gets on top of her. She then plants a deep, romantic kiss on his lips. They carress each other while they're in their liplock. Josie guides her hand down to his crotch, and she starts to carress his cock. Anthony then guides his hand down towards her thigh, and carresses her sweet ass under her mini-skirt. They then break the kiss.)

Josie: (eroitcally) You want to take my skirt off?

Anthony: Yeah.

(they get their hands off each other and Anthony starts to slowly take off her mini-skirt. As he does that, Josie pulls her tank top off her body, exposing her raw, busty breasts. When he's finished, Josie is naked except for her thong.)

Anthony: Wow. You look better when you're not doing porn.

Josie: (erotically) Always has been. (cradles her breasts) Now give my tits a good treatment.

(Anthony nods, as he holds Josie, and starts to suck on her right breast. Josie moans as Anthony licks, sucks, and softly bites her nipple. As he goes to the left breast, Josie carresses his face softly. She then guides her hand down, and caresses his crotch again. She even went far as to unzip his jeans. Sensing this, Anthony quickly takes his mouth off her hardened nipples.)

Anthony: I see you want a taste of the good stuff, eh?

Josie: (erotically) Yeah. (takes off his shirt for him) You know, I've been thinking of letting you be a part of my movies.

Anthony: Didn't you ask before?

Josie: (erotically) Well, yes. Too bad about your image in comedy, though. Has Rita asked you the same question?

Anthony: She has. What's wrong, jealous?

Josie: (erotically) (as she pulls his jeans down) Not at all. I've been with Rita whenever Swing Shift asked me to join in from Xtacee. So I don't mind. I guess she wants more from you.

Anthony: A lot, if you ask me.

(Josie looks up and giggles as she starts to pull down his boxers, setting free his 6" shlong. She smiles as his length waves in front of her.)

Josie: (erotically) (grabs it) You know, you should give little Anthony an upgrade.

Anthony: I've been thinking about adding two more inches.

(Josie smiles at his humor, and then engulfs his penis. She starts to suck it like a lollypop with the experience she has. Anthony jerks his head back and moans as Josie gives him this delicious ecstasy. Josie then goes to the extreme, as she goes into deep throat, licking his shaft at the same time. Seconds later, Anthony doesn't stand much longer, and holds Josie's head as she blows him. He starts to shoot jet after jet after jet of semen into her mouth. She then takes her mouth off it, being careful not to get a facial too early.)

(She then rises back up and faces Anthony.)

Josie: (erotically) You have a very tasty rod, Anthony.

Anthony: (smiles) That's what the other girls say.

Josie: (erotically, lays back) Now it's my turn. (hooks her thumbs on her thong) You know what to do.

(Anthony nods and gets on top of her. He helps her take off her thong, and throws it at a corner. He then smiles as he gazes at her deflowered valley. He then kneels down and starts to give Josie vaginal sex. Pan towards Josie, jerking her head back, breathing and moaning hardly as Anthony eats her out. She then guides her hand and carresses his brown hair. She then takes her other hand to pinch the nipple on her left breast. She then moans lower as Anthony goes even farther in her. This is all that she can stand, but pushes him off her cunt before she goes into orgasm.)

Anthony: (disapointed) What was that for?

Josie: (erotically) Listen; I'm near my orgasm, but I don't want it to come out this way.

Anthony: You don't?

Josie: (erotically) Of course. I want you to fuck my brains out. That's how I want to cum.

Anthony: (smiles) Your wish is my command. (rises up, and gets on top of her.)

Josie: (erotically) You don't need to worry about getting me pregnant. I'm still on the pill, remember?

Anthony: I do. (shoves his six inch shaft inside her vaginal walls. As that happens, Josie takes in a short, amorous moan. She then looks up at Anthony's blue eyes, and nods for him to go. Taking in this command, he starts his work.)

(Anthony slides his ding-dong in her insides in a slow pace, but faster with each moaning breath from Josie. Pan towards Josie, as she closes her eyes and breathes harder and lower with each thrust from Anthony. You can tell that she is enjoying this.)

Josie: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Yes! Yes! YES! (breathes harder) Keep doin' it! Oh, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop! UHN! AH!

(Anthony drives his cock deeper in her vagina. He then bends down and licks her erect nipples. Unknown to them, as they are having their sexual closure, the door slowly opens. In comes Lucille, unaware of what's going on, as she enters the room.)

Lucille: (enters with eyes closed) Josie, it's time to- (sees them, and let's out a startled "eep!" as she sees her sister and Anthony having sex. Hearing this, both of them come to a complete stop, and look at a blushing and embarrassed Lucille.)

Josie: (embarrassed) (sweat drop appears on her forehead) Oops. Sorry, sis. Guess I forgot to lock the door.

Lucille: (not looking at their nudity, blushing) Oh, that's fine. It's that I never seen you and Anthony in this situation before. (begins to walk out of her room) I'll meet you downstairs, Josie. I hope you can find your clothes before we go. (leaves and closes the door. Anthony then slides himself out of Josie, and she goes to get her clothes)

Josie: Sorry about that, Anthony. I didn't know that would happen.

Anthony: You ain't the only one. (reaches over his jeans and takes out Josie's invitation) Don't forget this. (hands it to her)

Josie: Oh, thanks. This is for the orgy tonight, right?

Anthony: (as he puts his jeans back on) Yep. Don't worry; there'll be no interruptions. (kisses her on the cheek, puts his shirt and glasses back on, and walks off) Don't forget to wear something hot tonight.

Josie: I won't. (blows a kiss to him as he leaves the room)

(fade over to minutes later. Anthony is driving in his car again to go to the next girl. He then makes a stop at the next girl's house. As he gets out, he crosses Josie's name off, then puts the paper back in his pocket. He then walks towards the girl's house. He gets by the door, and knocks. A girl then answers. She has long blonde hair that is done into two braids, and wears blue and green pajamas. Judging from her look, she's tired. This is Cammy, the London agent of Street Fighter fame. Her face-paint like scars don't lie.)

Cammy: (yawning) Yes?

Anthony: Hiya Cammy.

Cammy: (tired) Oh, Anthony. Hi. Sorry about how I look. I just got out of bed. (yawns again)

Anthony: Oh. Sorry to disturb you. I'll come back later on. (starts to walk away, but Cammy says something to get him to stay.)

Cammy: Wait. I don't mind. I was just getting adjusted from last night. Please come in.

(Anthony looks back, and smiles. He then walks by Cammy, and enters her home. Cammy walks in with him into the living room.)

Anthony: So Cammy, anything you need?

Cammy: Well, this room should use a little change. Can you kinda move the room around?

Anthony: (confused) Move the room around?

Cammy: You know, rearrange the place a bit?

Anthony: (gets the idea) Oh, right. I see. (clears his throat and gets ready to move the place around a bit.)

(he starts to take each of the furniture into a different spot. As he does this grueling task, Cammy looks on, with a playful smile on her face. Seconds later, he sets the last piece of furnature on the ground, completing his task. He then turns to Cammy, panting and sweating. Cammy then walks towards Anthony and stops near his chest.)

Cammy: (seductively) That was a good job. Let me reward you for it.

(she then kneels down, and starts to undo his jeans, and seconds later, his boxers, setting his erect cock to spring free. Anthony looks down in shock, but later turns into pleasure as Cammy puts her mouth on it and starts to give him a BJ. Cammy bobs her head as she licks and sucks on his hard prick. As she does this, Anthony guides his hands down to her head, and brushes his hand against her blond hair. Cammy spices it up by moving her mouth away and sucks the head as she jerks off the rest of his length with her hand. This is all Anthony could stand, and starts to shoot 15 jets of semen into her mouth. Cammy swallows each jet as he keeps ejaculating until he stops. She then takes her mouth off, and rises up to face him.)

Cammy: (erotically) You like that?

Anthony: (breathing hard from his orgasm) Yeah. (wipes the sweat off his brow)

Cammy: (erotically) (unbuttons her PJ shirt) Then I hope you'll love this! (flashes her suculent breasts and throws her shirt away. She rubs them together to tittilate him further) Nice, huh?

Anthony: (eyes wide open, mesmerized) Yeah...

Cammy: (erotically) (as she takes off his shirt for him) Why not have a taste? (pushes his head against her breasts, and he starts sucking on the first one. Cammy moans hard as she and Anthony set themselves down, and she takes off her pajama pants, in which she has no panties on. Anthony licks her other breast, and she keeps moaning. She then pushes him off.)

Anthony: Wow. (licks his lips) That was great. What's next?

Cammy: (erotically) Well, (sits down on her couch and spreads her legs, showing off her pussy) you can eat me out. I'm very tasty, you know?

Anthony: I know so.

(he kneels down and sets his face against her vagina. He then starts to have vaginal sex. Switch to Cammy, screaming, breathing and moaning as Anthony eats her out. He sticks his tougne deep in her vagina and licks up her juices in the process. He does this to Cammy for a few minutes. Finally, Cammy doesn't take it any more. She cries out his name in passion, and spills her cum on his awaiting muzzle. Anthony does his best to take in her womanly cum. He then takes his mouth off, and pulls Cammy close to him.)

Anthony: You like that?

Cammy: (erotically) Yeah. (nuzzles her cheek to his face) Can you do me a favor, Anthony?

Anthony: Yeah. What is it?

Cammy: (crawls off, and turns about face, showing off her curvacous rear) I want you to fuck me. Fuck me like you bloody mean it!

(Anthony smiles wide, and reaches his jeans to take out a condom. He then puts it on, and crawls near Cammy. He then sticks in his still erect cock inside Cammy's backside. Cammy moans lowly as she takes in his length.)

Cammy: (erotically) Does your penis have to be THIS big?

Anthony: Hey, it's natural. (places his hands on her hips) Ready?

(Cammy nods, and Anthony smiles back. He starts to slide in and out of her tunnel in a fast pace as Cammy moans lowly then loudly.)

Cammy: (erotic screaming) Oh yes! Oh bloody God, yes! Shag me hard! SHAG ME HARD!!!

(Cammy then gyrates her hips to take him deeper in her vagina. Anthony then eyes her long blond braids of hair on the ground. As he screws her, he gets a wicked idea. Letting go for a moment, he guides his hands towards her hair, and holds them in each hand. He then starts to pull them hard as he joins Cammy by gyrating his hips and pulling her braids like reins.)

Cammy: (erotic screaming) Oh bloody hell! Oh! My hair! My hair! My... OH! Pull them harder... PULL THEM HARDER!!!!!

(Anthony does as she says, and this pleasurable torture continues. As she is getting pounded behind, she takes her hands off the ground, and carresses her breasts. She squeezes them harder each time she feels Anthony's cock pounding her pussy. Anthony then feels his cock is ready to blow. He also feels Cammy's vaginal walls are closing between his shaft from the combination of doggy-style and pulling her braids. He grunts lowly as his cock shoots out his love milk, which is filling up the condom. As soon as he's ejaculating, Cammy also feels her orgasm drawing near. She screams his name in passion for the last time, and cums all over his shaft. With the two of them breathing lowly, Anthony pulls his shaft out, and lies near Cammy.)

Anthony: (catching his breath) Did you like that?

Cammy: (ditto) That was great. I never knew American men like you can have a strong sexual prowess.

Anthony: Now you know. (he reaches over his jeans and takes Cammy's invitation out of his pocket. He hands it to her.)

Cammy: (receives the invitation) What's this?

Anthony: (as he gets his clothes back on) It's an invitation... for a party I'm throwing.

Cammy: Oh? What's it for?

Anthony: Oh, just me and the girls. Nothing wrong with that.

Cammy: Um, I see. You have to go now?

Anthony: Yeah. I have more invitations to give out. Don't forget to wear something sexy at the party. Oh, and one more thing... (kneels down, and kisses her head) sorry about the hair. I always wanted to do that. Bye.

(walks off, and leaves. Cammy is left all alone, and she opens up her invitation. She reads it, and she goes to where it mentions an orgy. Cammy smiles, knowing that Brits have no fear of doing anything unusual. Fade out.)

End Chapter 4

The World's Luckiest Guy: Chapter 5 - The Bambi Twins & Sofia

The World's Luckiest Guy

by Anthony LoGatto

rated NC-17

Chapter 5: The Bambi Twins & Sofia

Written: 6-16-02 Finished: 6-22-02

(the fifth chapter starts as Anthony drives over to his next girl. As he drives by, he looks over his list and has the names of Rouge, Rita, Delilah, Hello Nurse, Donna, Yankee Poodle, Josie, and Cammy crossed off. He then stops near the next girl's house. As he walks out of his car and to the front door, he looks at the list again and knows that he will have more fun. He then comes over and knocks on the door. He waits until a buxom young blond deer girl answers. She is wearing a purple bikini top and thong jean shorts. This is Tammy Bambi, one of the Bambi Twins from The Brothers Grinn's Supermegatopia web series. Tammy's the one without lipstick.)

Anthony: Hiya Tammy.

Tammy: Hi Anthony! It's, like, so great to see you!

Anthony: Likewise. Where's Tinna?

Tammy: Hm-mm-mm, someplace. But I can help you look for her.

Anthony: Great. Let's.

(Anthony soon follows Tammy around the house looking for Tinna. Minutes later, they go up into the attic, where there is a clean mattress that has avoided the dust.)

Anthony: (eyes the mattress) What's with the mattress?

Tammy: (confused) Huh? (she then sees the mattress) Oh yeah, that. It's usually for the guests we have on a daily basis.

Anthony: Fanboys?

Tammy: (nods) Uh-huh. Why don't you lay down and take a load off?

Anthony: Sure. I do feel a bit tired. (goes towards the bed, and starts to lay down.)

Tammy: I'll go find Tinna while you're resting.

Anthony: (gets comfortable) Take your time.

(Tammy giggles as she exits the attic. Focus on Anthony as he closes his eyes. Minutes later, switch to his POV, as he starts to open his eyes. As he fully opens them, he sees both Tammy and Tinna, decked out in black leather bodysuits.)

Anthony: (eyes wide open) Woah!

Tinna: (seductively) You like our new costumes?

Tammy: (seductively) We got these at Bardella's. Easy to fit, easy to tear, easy to repair.

Anthony: (smiles widely) Well, let's see how you two will repair them after we do it.

Tinna: (seductively) Thank God I'm good at sewing.

(she and Tammy start to get on top of Anthony. Each of the sisters have a chance to give Anthony a deep romantic kiss. They take turns on taking off his clothes. Tinna takes off his shirt, while Tammy takes off his pants. Tinna sets herself on his chest, as Tammy takes his boxers off, releasing his erect cock. Switch to Tinna on top of Anthony's chest.)

Anthony: (gropes Tinna's left breast) Too bad I can't get your tits out of there.

(then, like a reflex, she grabs the top part of the bodysuit, and rips the covering off, releasing her busty breasts.)

Tinna: (erotically) Problem solved.

(Anthony smiles as Tinna lowers her chest downwards, and lets him suck and fondle her breasts. Switch to Tammy, teasing him by swirling her tognue around his erection. Just as she is going to get her mouth on his crotch, Tinna turns her head around and catches her.)

Tinna: (erotic/playfully mean) Tammy! What are you doing?

Tammy: (erotically) I was going to give him a blowjob while he's sucking your breasts.

Tinna: (erotically) I know. (turns herself away from Anthony, letting him see a view of her ass and tail.) But you can't have that meat popsicle all by yourself.

(Tammy smiles at her twin sister, and knows that she has a very good point. Tinna lowers her head down, and licks the head of Anthony's penis, and Tammy starts to lick his sac and shaft. Switch to Anthony, enjoying the view from Tinna's behind. He puts his hands on her ass and starts to rub and slap it. He then grabs a hold of it, and rips the bottom covering off. He then moves his face up and gives her ass a good waxing. Switch to the twins. They are giving Anthony the best oral treatment models like them give. Anthony can no longer stand this erotic torture and starts to shoot his semen into Tinna's mouth. Tammy also gets a taste of his semen as they almost get sprayed.)

Tammy: (licking her lips) Wow! Like, I never knew how tasty he is!

Tinna: (erotically) Now let the real fun begin.

(Tinna crawls over to her sister and helps her get her bodysuit off. Anthony watches as Tinna slowly takes off Tammy's bodysuit. Now he can tell them apart. Now that Tammy is fully naked, she lays back as Tinna gets down and licks her sister's pussy. Seeing this is getting Anthony a huge hard-on. Knowing that Tinna's costume has been ripped down below, he gets on his knees and gets behind Tinna. He positions his hard cock, and slowly slides it in her pussy. Tinna feels this, but gets back to licking her sister's cunt as Anthony humps her from behind.)

Tammy: (erotic screaming) Oh God! This feels, like, so... good! Oh, Tinna! Oh, Anthony! Oh! Oh! Oh!! (squeezes her breasts together)

(Tinna continues to lick her sister's insides, as she is getting humped doggy-style by Anthony. He keeps his pace up so Tinna wouldn't miss a second of Tammy's squeal of joy. Tammy can no longer withstand this pleasure, and she goes into orgasm. As her cum goes into Tinna's mouth, she also feels an orgasm coming; same with Anthony. Neither both Anthony and Tinna can withhold their pleasure, and they scream in orgasm. Luckily for Anthony, both the twins are on the pill, so his sperm won't make Tinna pregnant. Tammy sits up as Anthony pulls himself out of Tinna's vagina.)

Anthony: (tired) Wow. That was great.

Tinna: (erotically) It gets even greater. (pushes him on the mattress and gets on top of him) Why not have a taste of my pussy, while Tammy gets another taste of you?

Tammy: (erotically) Yeah, Anthony. It'll be great when I get it hard again.

Tinna: (erotically) What do you say?

Anthony: (smiles wide) Sure, why not?

(Tinna then sets her vagina on top of his face, as Tammy gets ready to give him another blowjob. As soon as Tinna sets herself on his face, Anthony starts to eat her out. He goes even farther as Tammy sucks harder on his dick. Tinna moans and squeezes her breasts as Anthony's tougne continues its work. Switch to Tammy, who is sucking on his entire tool. She then takes her mouth off, and licks the head to complete its hardness. As soon as it's hard, Tammy sets herself up and places her pussy on Anthony's hardened cock. She rocks herself to get into position, and then rides him. This menage-a-trois is now going to the extreme, with Anthony licking out Tinna, and Tammy riding on Anthony's cock. This lasts for two minutes. Tinna can no longer keep control, and her cum splashes on Anthony, who tries to swallow it up. Then he goes into orgasm, and cums like a geyser inside Tammy, who cums last by splashing her fluids on his cock. Then they all collapse on the now messy mattress, exhausted.)

Anthony: (tired) Wow. You two girls are great.

Tinna: (tired) Yeah. I'm not sure to compare this to the Yeti.

Tammy: (tired) Yeah, he is huge. Just like those boys in high school.

(Anthony smiles, and then reaches towards his jeans, and pulls two envelopes from his pocket. He gives them to Tinna and Tammy.)

Tammy: (confused) What's this?

Anthony: (as he puts his clothes back on) It's an invitation.

Tinna: What for?

Anthony: Oh, just a little night out with me and the girls. It's tonight, can last 'til the sun comes up.

(Tammy thinks about it, and turns to her sister)

Tammy: Do we have any plans tonight?

Tinna: (shakes her head) Nope.

Tammy: (turns her head to Anthony, in joy) Of course we'll come.

Anthony: I appreaciate that. (starts to walk off) I'll see you later tonights, girls. Don't forget to dress sexy tonight.

Tinna and Tammy: (together) We won't. (waves goodbye as he walks out of the attic.)

(Tinna and Tammy then read their invitations, and they then notice the orgy part.)

Tammy: Why is he having an orgy?

Tinna: Well, he is handsome, and he does love women. I guess it's a test for him.

Tammy: On how many women he can have sex with?

(Tinna nods as Tammy blushes at the thought of going to an orgy.)

(an hour later, Anthony drives up to the next girl's house. As he gets out, he crosses the Bambi Twins off his list as complete. He walks over to the woman's house, and knocks on her door. Seconds later, a beautiful woman opens the door. She has long blonde hair done into a ponytail and a tremendous bust size. She is wearing some red and blue lingerie with yellow stockings. This is Sofia, the Russian beauty of Toshinden fame.)

Sofia: (coyly) Hello, Anthony.

Anthony: (amazed at what she's wearing) Hi Sofia. Why are you dressed so provacitively?

Sofia: I knew you were coming, so I dressed up in this.

Anthony: Oh. Very good choice. Can I come in?

Sofia: Oh, da. You are always welcome here. (Anthony walks in and Sofia follows.) {Author's note: Since Sofia is from Russia, she usually speaks in her native tougne. Da means yes, and nyet means no.} (Anthony sits on her couch, as Sofia stands in front of him.) (coyly) Can you do me a favor?

Anthony: Sure. What is it?

Sofia: Can you give me a good shoudler massage? I had a hard day at work, and need someone to get the tension out of my system.

Anthony: Alright. I guess I'll help.

(with that, Sofia turns around, and sits in front of Anthony, who spreaded his legs to give her room. He then starts to massage her shoulders soft and smoothly. She closes her eyes, and purrs and moans as Anthony gives her the perfect sensual rubdown. As he slides his hands down her back, she decides to stand up, facing away from him. She bends over far, and her booty is now sticking out in front of him)

Sofia: (seductive) Can you massage my booty for me, babooshka?

(Anthony just nods, and reaches his hands to her ass, and grabs it really hard. He gives it a really hard and sensual massage, and pulls in and licks her ass. This lasts a few minutes. Afterwards, Sofia gets herself upright, and turns around, facing Anthony.)

Sofia: (erotically) Why don't I give you a massage you'll really love?

Anthony: (sensing an erection) Um, okay.

(Sofia gets on her knees and starts to take off his jeans and boxers. As she takes them off, she is surprised to see how big and hard his cock is. She puts her hand on it, and squeezes it very hard. She can hear Anthony moan from this. Sofia then jerks him off, thus giving him a hand job. Anthony breathes harder from this treatment. She looks up at his face with a seductive smile on her face.)

Sofia: (erotically) You like this, babooshka?

Anthony: (breathing hard) Yeah...

Sofia: (erotically) Want me to go faster? (rises herself up and sits next to him, still holding his cock in her hand.)

Anthony: (nods) (lowly) Yeah.

(Sofia does as he wants, and quickens the handjob. With her other hand, she brings his head towards her lips, and gives him a deep romantic kiss. As they kiss, Sofia keeps up the pace with the handjob. Anthony's penis is getting harder with each stroke from Sofia's hand. As they tougne-kiss, Anthony feels that he's going to blow up. Sensing this, Sofia breaks the kiss and gets ready for him to cum. When he cums, he released 13 jets that almost ruined Sofia's lingerie. When he stops, Sofia erotically licks the cum off her hands, and stares into Anthony's eyes.)

Anthony: (breathing hard) That was... great.

Sofia: (erotically) Yeah? (tugs the straps on her lingerie) A Russian beauty like myself shouldn't shield her breasts for long. Can you take this off for me?

Anthony: (nodding) Sure.

(with his help, Sofia takes off her lingerie. She is now fully naked except for her yellow stockings. She then sits on Anthony's lap, holding her left breast in her hand.)

Sofia: (erotically) Now that you took that thing off, here is your reward.

(with her other hand, Sofia brings Anthony's head towards her left breast, and he immediately, like clockwork, sucks on it. Sofia smiles warmly, as Anthony gives her a good treatment for her breasts. As he sucks on her breasts, Sofia starts to rub her Russian pussy against his penis, doing sexual outercourse with him. This lasts for a few minutes until Sofia pulls herself off his mouth.)

Sofia: (erotically) (hands on hips) Is this the first time you ever had sexual outercourse?

Anthony: Yeah. I'm more innie than outie when it comes to sex.

Sofia: (erotically) Oh. (takes his shirt off for him) You know how Russian couples get warm on cold Russian nights?

Anthony: (smiles) I believe I do.

Sofia: (erotically) I, on the other hand, can get you warm even if there is no cold in America. (gives him a little beep on the nose) Do you know what a piledriver is?

Anthony: Of course. It's a wrestling move. Too bad it's banned though.

Sofia: (erotically) I see you know a lot about wrestling. (gets up) However, the piledriver I meant is far more than what you know. (walks over to his right side)

Anthony: Different? How do you- (gets cut off as he feels one of Sofia's legs by his neck. She answers by crawling towards his cock, and puts her knees on his shoulders.)

Sofia: (erotically as she sets herself up) The 69 is one of my favorite positions. I want to try out this little variation, if you don't mind?

Anthony: Sure.

(Sofia smiles as she marvels his six inches, as Anthony starts to eat her out. She then sticks the entire thing in her mouth, starting off this inverted 69 on her couch. So far Anthony is liking this as much as Sofia. Minutes later, Anthony moves, while holding Sofia, a bit, and rests themselves on the couch, still in their position. Seconds later, Anthony takes his mouth off her cunt, and kneels upright, as Sofia gives him oral sex while on her back. Anthony arches his back as Sofia sucks his meat dry. Minutes later, he shoots many jets of semen into her mouth. Swallowing them while on her back isn't much of a challenge. When he's finished discharging, Sofia gets herself upright.)

Sofia: (erotically) Did my babooshka like it?

Anthony: Yeah. I never knew you can blow me like that.

Sofia: (erotically) It's all in the throat. (kisses him) Is your little one still hard?

Anthony: (checks) Yep. I guess that 69 made it stuck.

Sofia: (erotically) I know a way. (turns about face, and crawls to the couch arm, showing him her curvacous rear. She turns her head back and faces him) I love to see an American male fuck a Russian beauty. So let's do it!

Anthony: (smiles) Da! Da indeed!

(he gets behind her, and shoves his 6 inch cock in her pussy. Sofia moans as she grips the couch arm. Anthony then starts to go into her slowly but quickens the pace as Sofia responds by gyrating her hips to bring him deeper.)

Sofia: (erotic screaming) Oh, Anthony! Oh, Anthony! This feels so good! Oh... don't stop, don't stop! Please don't stop! Uhn! (bites her lips) Ah!

(Anthony responds by going deeper into the Russian beauty's treasure. Sofia's breasts sway as she gyrates, which gives Anthony a chance to grope them from behind.)

Sofia: (erotic screaming) Oh, God! Fuck me, my babooshka! Fuck me hard! Ah! (breathes low) Oh, babooshka... (screaming) Babooshka! BABOOSHKA!!! OH!!! (grips the couch arm)

(as Sofia continues calling him by his petname, Anthony can feel his cock twitch in Sofia's pussy. Seconds later, he releases 20 jets of cum into her moistened valley. This causes a sexual pleasure inside Sofia's body. With one last passionate scream of babooshka, she throws her head back, swishes her ponytail, and cums on his shaft. Knowing that Sofia's on the pill, she won't be pregnant. Anthony then slides his cock out of her pussy, and collapse on top of her.)

Sofia: (catches her breath, looks up at him) Thank you, Anthony. My babooshka loves having sex with me, right?

Anthony: (same) Right. (he reaches to his jeans, and takes out an invitation, and gives it to Sofia.)

Sofia: An invitation? But, your birthday isn't for months.

Anthony: I know. But this is a night out with me and the girls.

Sofia: (sly) Am I one of those girls?

Anthony: Of course, Sofia. (gives her a peck on the cheek) You're always invited.

(Sofia smiles at his kind words. He then gets his clothes, and puts them on. He then starts to leave.)

Sofia: (dissapointed) Do you have to go now?

Anthony: I know you're dissapointed, but trust me; at the party, you'll have the best time of your life with me all night. (winks)

Sofia: (smiles) Oh. I'll see you tonight, babooshka. (blows him a kiss)

Anthony: Thanks. Don't forget to wear something sexy tonight. (walks out the door, and leaves)

(as he leaves, the still naked Sofia opens the envelope and reads the invitation. As she reads it, she also come across the orgy part. She puts the invitation down, but she doesn't look mad. She grows a wide smile as she knows that it'll be paradise to be at an orgy. Plus, she knows which costume she'll wear to turn him on. Fade out.)

End Chapter 5

The World's Luckiest Guy: Chapter 6 - The Kattz Sisters & Nina Quacketta

The World's Luckiest Guy by Anthony LoGatto Rated NC-17

Chapter 6: The Kattz Sisters & Nina Quacketta

Written: 6-24-02 Finished: 6-25-02

(chapter six opens with Anthony driving his car to the girl's house. He had just regained his strength from Sofia earlier. He then stops at the next house, which is home to the next girl on his list. He steps out of the car, and walks towards the door. He rings the doorbell and a female cat answers. She opens the door, revealing her as a cat with gray fur with stripes and shoulder-length black hair and a red hairband. She is wearing a purple tanktop and jean shorts. She looks at Anthony, and recognizes him enough to enjoy his company.)

Female Cat: (happy to see him) Anthony! What brings you here?!

Anthony: Hiya Allie. I'm here for a little of this, and a little of that.

Allie: (excited) I'm so glad you came here! We need somebody to spend some quality time with me and Tabbie. I'll tell her you're here. Wanna come in?

Anthony: Sure.

(Allie guides Anthony over to the living room, where her sister, Tabbie, is setting the living room for something. Tabbie is a female cat with orange fur with spots and short blonde hair. She also has a red hairband. She is wearing the same outfit Allie's wearing except the tanktop is red.)

Allie: (approaches her sister) Tabbie. Anthony's here.

Tabbie: Oh good. He's just in time.

Anthony: (confused) For what?

Tabbie: Well, do you like erotic movies?

Anthony: Are you kidding? Of course I do!

Allie: Good. (holds a tape with the cover entitled "Tempations" and shows it to him) Tabbie and I just got this tape yesterday. Wanna watch with us?

Anthony: Sure.

(the sisters smile as Anthony sits on the couch. Allie sits next to him, as Tabbie puts the video in, and presses play on the VCR. She joins her sister and Anthony as the video starts.)

Tabbie: (to Anthony) Would you like a drink before the movie starts?

Anthony: Well, some soda could fill me up.

Allie: I'll go get it for you, Anthony. (kisses him on the cheek and goes off to get the soda)

(time lapse to minutes later. Anthony and the Kattz sisters are watching the first sex scene of the movie. Anthony grins as the couple in the video get it on, but the Kattz sisters seem aroused.)

Allie: (rests her head on his shoulder, purrs) Doesn't this make you wanna shag us, Anthony?

Anthony: (nervous) Um... yeah. But I'm feeling a little tired right now.

Tabbie: (dissapointed) Awww. Why not rest on the couch?

Allie: Yeah, we'll continue with the movie later on.

Anthony: (yawns and streaches) Ok then. (the sisters move off the couch to give his legs room on their couch.)

(As Anthony rests, Tabbie gives her sister a signal to pleasure him. Allie nods as Tabbie goes towards the window and closes the blinds. Allie gets down and starts unbuckling his jeans belt, freeing his erection, which he was trying to hide. Allie moves her black hair out of her way, and starts to give him a blowjob. Anthony stirs and awakes, seeing Allie giving him oral sex.)

Anthony: (startled) Allie? What are you doing?

Allie: (erotically) (takes her mouth off his cock for a moment) Giving you a BJ. Did you forget? (goes back to sucking his talliwacker as Tabbie appears next to him)

Tabbie: (erotically) Don't worry. (takes his shirt off) Me and Allie will treat you right. (she takes off her tanktop, revealing her breasts. She gets on his chest, and she lowers her breasts down to his face, letting him suck on her suculent nipples. Anthony is enjoying what is his second menage-a-trois of the day. As Allie is sucking his cock, she sees her sister having her breasts sucked and fondled by Anthony, and turns her on completley. She continues sucking on his cock until she decides it's her turn.)

Allie: (erotically dissapointed) Tabbie, you had your tits sucked long enough. Can I have a turn?

Tabbie: (erotically) (to Allie) When I'm done here, you can have a turn when I'm sucking on his meaty, strong cock.

(Allie nods to her sister, and continues her work. This lasts a few minutes until Anthony can no longer keep his semen inside forever. He grunts as he shoots a jetload of cum into Allie's mouth. When he's finished, she takes her mouth off, and taps her sister's shoulder, telling her she's done. Tabbie then gets off, as Anthony sits up on their couch. The Kattz Sisters look on with awe at his amazing size.)

Allie: (erotically) It's your turn, sis.

Tabbie: (erotically) I know. (giggles)

(Allie then takes off her tanktop, revealing her breasts to him. She walks to him as Tabbie gets next to him on the couch. She then gets her knees on the couch, lowers her head down to his six inch shaft, and proceeds to give him head. Anthony moves his head back and moans as Tabbie bobs her head up and down to bring in his six inches. Anthony looks down at Tabbie romantically)

Anthony: (breathing hard) Ooooooh, God. You girls are experts at this... (Allie then gets behind him, and puts her hands on his shoulders.)

Allie: (erotically) Yes, we are good at this. But I want a reward for giving you that BJ. (holds her breasts against his head) Want a taste?

(Anthony can only nod, and Allie lets him suck her breasts as Tabbie continues giving him a BJ. Allie soon joins Anthony in a chorus of moans as he continues sucking her breasts. Tabbie looks up from her oral sex to see her sister pleasuring Anthony, and decides to go faster. This combined mix of pleasure from the Kattz' is all he can stand, and shoots out 12 jets of cum into Tabbie's mouth. Tabbie does her best to keep them in, but most of it trailed down to her breasts. Tabbie takes her mouth of his cock, and stands up in front of Anthony. Allie then joins her.)

Tabbie: (erotically) I take it that he really enjoyed it.

Allie: (erotically) I know. (glances towards her sister's breasts) I see Anthony made a mess on your breasts.

Tabbie: (looks down) (erotically) So he has. Now what?

Allie: (erotically) Oh, I think I know a way.

(she puts her head on Tabbie's breasts, and proceeds to lick them clean. Anthony justs sits on the couch, watching as the Kattz sisters proceed to lick, kiss, and fondle each other. He blushes at this sight, as this is turning him on. In fact, he's so turned on, that he reaches down to his cock, and jacks off to regain its girth and length. Allie and Tabbie stop and look back at him. He stops and looks at them.)

Allie: (erotically) I guess Anthony doesn't want to wait for us.

Tabbie: (erotically) Good call, sis. (takes off her jean shorts) I guess we can't have all the fun. Besides, his cock's hard enough to fuck us both.

Allie: (erotically) So, you want to shag us, Anthony?

Anthony: (catches his breath) Yeah. I love to.

Allie: (erotically smiles) Good. (takes off her jean shorts) You need some release from us.

(Anthony nods and he gets off the couch as The Kattz Sisters get on the couch. Tabbie lays down and spreads her legs, as Allie sets herself on her knees and brings her down to her lap and starts to eat her sister out. While they're having vaginal sex with each other, Anthony goes to his discarded jeans and takes out a condom, and puts it on. He then gets behind Allie on the couch and sticks his hard prick in Allie's backside. Allie moans as she takes his length in.)

Anthony: Don't worry, it takes a while to adjust. Continue.

Tabbie: (erotically) Yeah, Allie. Take it in and let's continue.

(Allie nods to her sister, and goes back to work licking her pussy. Looking on, Anthony shoves his length inside Allie and starts to hump her brains out. Camera switches to show Tabbie smiling, as the camera pans towards the right, as Allie is eating her out, and stops at Anthony continuing to fuck Allie from behind. He wipes some sweat off his forehead as he continues his work on Allie. Tabbie releases some pleasured moans from the combination of Allie and Anthony bringing their sexual prowess into her. This lasts until Tabbie pulls her little sister off her cunt.)

Tabbie: (erotically) (catches her breath) That felt good, but it's my turn to have it from the backside.

(Anthony shrugs as he pulls out of Allie's love tunnel, and reaches for another condom. But as he does that, Tabbie grabs his arm.)

Tabbie: (erotically) Don't worry, Anthony honey. I'm still on the pill. Just throw that away, and come here while I pleasure Allie as she pleasures me.

(Anthony nods and goes to dispose the condom. As he does so, Tabbie gets on top of Allie, and starts to lick her pussy. Allie does the same as they start off their little 69. Anthony comes back, but checks if they're tight enough for him to go into Tabbie. He then gets behind Tabbie and starts to fuck her.)

(this goes double the pleasure for Allie, for not only she gets to lick her sister's pussy, but Anthony's cock going through Tabbie as well. Tabbie continues to lick Allie's suculent pussy as Anthony probes her from behind. Anthony then drapes himself on Tabbie and licks her face. Tabbie takes her mouth off Allie's cunt, and joins his tougne and kiss eachother. Tabbie also uses her tail to penetrate Allie. All three moan together as they put themselves into deep ecstasy. This all Anthony could stand, and he couldn't wait to blow. He pushes himself into Tabbie a few more times, and releases his milky white love inside her body. Tabbie also goes into orgasm, as does Allie. After all three have come into orgasm, they collapse on each other, tired and catching their breath.)

Allie: (catching her breath) That was great!

Tabbie: (same) Yeah! No one can give us that much pleasure as much as you.

(Anthony smiles, as he closes his eyes. The Kattz sisters also close their eyes, and take a little cat nap. Cut to outside, minutes later. Anthony is fully clothed, and taking in the afternoon air. The Kattz Sisters, Allie and Tabbie, also come out with him, also fully clothed.)

Tabbie: Thanks for spending some time "relaxing" with us.

Allie: And thanks for the invitations. (holds them up)

Anthony: You're welcome. But are you two sure you're not mad that it's an orgy?

Allie: No, no. We don't mind at all.

Tabbie: Yeah, we know you're doin' it for kicks.

Anthony: (smiles) Well it's nice for the two of you to understand. (gives them a peck on the cheek respectively) Don't forget to wear something sexy tonight.

Tabbie & Allie: (unison) We won't! (each blows a kiss to him as he into his car. He then drives off, with them waving goodbye.)

(switch to an hour later. This time, the scene's at another girl's backyard. The girl is a female duck with blonde hair wearing a Stars and Stripes bikini and is relaxing in her pool. She then hears Anthony's car coming to her driveway, but goes back into her relaxation. This is Nina Quacketta, female officer of the NYPD. She is usually called Quacketta from time-to-time. She then hears Anthony come in through the yard door.)

Anthony: Hiya Quacketta.

Quacketta: (looks up and sees Anthony by her pool) Oh, hiya Anthony.

Anthony: (confused) Why are you swimming in the middle of January? {Author's Note: "World's Luckiest Guy" takes place around mid-January 2002. Not by the month the chapters were written.}

Quacketta: Oh, usually us ducks fly south for the winter, but I'm the type that doesn't mind as long as my feathers keep me warm.

Anthony: And the pool?

Quacketta: It's my day-off. Since September 11th, police work around Manhattan has been hectic lately. So I asked my superior for a day off, and I got it.

Anthony: Guess that eliminates my question about your bikini.

Quacketta: Just showing off my patriotism. Wanna come in the pool?

Anthony: (puts his left hand behind his head) Well, you can thank me for being prepared. Just wait right there, 'k?

(he goes into his car and gets his things. He then comes back wearing green swim shorts and holds his clothes)

Anthony: I'm ready. Where do you want me to put my clothes?

Quacketta: Oh, just put them over there, and come in.

(Anthony nods and gets himself into the pool, setting himself next to Quacketta. Anthony feels relaxed as he cools himself down.)

Anthony: (enjoys the pool's soft water) Aaaah. Now this is what I need.

Quacketta: (sounding coyly) You said it. (unbeknowing to him, Quacketta reaches down in the water, and goes straight towards his crotch. She feels that he had a hard-on before he came in. She decides to stroke his member. Switch to Anthony, feeling this and leans his head back.)

Anthony: Is it me, or are you making the pool hotter?

Quacketta: (erotically) The pool's getting hotter, but (gets on top of him) the controls are manual, if you know what I mean?

(Anthony smiles as he knows what Quacketta meant. They then give each other a deep, romantic kiss in her pool. As they're kissing, Anthony sits himself up the ground near the pool, and breaks the kiss. She eyes his erection and decides to take off his wet swim shorts. She takes them off, freeing his erection. Quacketta is amazed at his length staring right at her.)

Quacketta: (erotically) My, my, your cock is big.

Anthony: Not as a horse, but it'll do.

Quacketta: (erotically) Mind if I can stick this in my bill and please you?

Anthony: (nods) Sure.

(Quacketta lowers her head down, and starts giving Anthony a BJ. He can tell that Quacketta's good at this, since she once had a boyfriend that was also a cop, until he got killed in the line of duty. That and the prostitute division. But whatever the case, Anthony is enjoying this oral pleasure from one of NYPD's best.)

Anthony: (enjoying this) Oh, Nina... oh fuck. (leans his head back and arches back as Quacketta continues the BJ. Anthony also helps her by holding her head down so she wouldn't get away. This is all he could stand, and he shoots his cum inside her mouth. Quacketta does a very good job at swallowing his semen. She then takes her mouth off and licks her fingers contently.)

Quacketta: (erotically) Now that was relaxing. But Anthony, I'm thinking of continuing this inside... on my bed.

Anthony: (grabs a nearby towel) Why?

Quacketta: (erotically) Because, I don't want to get us arrested for indecent exposure. (Anthony then uses the towel to dry herself, paying close attention to her breasts)

Anthony: But, you're a cop.

Quacketta: (erotically) Exactly. Wouldn't that be a career killer, would it?

(Anthony thinks about it, and nods in agreement. He then sweeps her off her feet, and walks towards the house. Not before Quacketta picks up his clothes for him. Cut to her bedroom, where Anthony and Quacketta are just entering. Anthony sets her down on her bed, and puts his clothes in a nearby place.)

Anthony: (amazed at the room's exterior) Wow. Your boyfriend sure had some good taste. Sorry about the loss, by the way.

Quacketta: (erotically) (stands up) I accept your sympathy. Besides, he was my first love since high school. But (pushes him down towards the bed) you're everything he is; except you have a bushy tail.

Anthony: I know. Now what?

Quacketta: (erotically) (gets on top of him) Well, other than being a smart blonde, I do have my assets. Namely, my breasts.

Anthony: (smiles) I know. You have a very nice rack.

Quacketta: (takes her breasts out of her bikini top) Thank you. Now would you like to have a taste of my beautiful bosom?

Anthony: Sure.

(Quacketta holds her right breast, and holds his head with the other, as she pushes herself against his head, as he sucks her breasts. Quacketta smiles as Anthony gives her this suculent treatment. She moans as he continues on her left breast. She then eyes the bed's headboard, and gets an idea. She moves herself up, still on top of him, and pushes his head off her breast.)

Quacketta: (erotically) That's enough for now. I got an idea.

Anthony: You have?

Quacketta: (erotically) (takes off the rest of her bikini and exposes her "downstairs") Sure. You're gonna eat me out, while I sit on your face.

Anthony: (eyes widen) Seriously?! That's so sweet!

Quacketta: (erotically) It sure is. (gives him a peck on the cheek, and proceeds to get on top of his face)

Anthony: Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Quacketta: (erotically) (as she sets herself up) Of course I do. Now just relax as I give you a good facial. (smiles and she holds on to the headboard. She then starts to rock herself as Anthony begins to eat her pussy out.)

(Anthony drives his tougne deeper when Quacketta gyrates her hips as she face fucks him. Switch to Quacketta, holding on to the headboard like it's for dear life as she moans from Anthony's treatment.)

Quacketta: (erotic screaming) Oh, Anthony! Oh, sweet Jesus! Unh! This feels so fucking good... oh! Ah! (bites her lip and breathes hard again) Oh, yes! (lower) Lick deeper... lick deeper!

(Anthony does as she pleased. Minutes later, Quacketta doesn't take anymore as she squeezes Anthony's head with her leg muscles. She releases a lust-filled quack as she cums all over Anthony's mouth. When she's finished, Quacketta gets herself off Anthony's face, and looks at him with blush on her cheeks as he starts to sit himself up.)

Anthony: That was a good feeling to have.

Quacketta: (catches her breath) I know. (goes back to erotic) But I want you to one more thing for me.

Anthony: (smiles) What's that?

Quacketta: (turns herself around, and gets on all fours) (erotically) I want you to fuck me... right here, right now!

Anthony: (smiles wider) That's the words I want to hear!

(Anthony gets into all fours, and crawls towards Quacketta from behind. Thankfully his cock his still hardened from the sight of Quacketta. He sticks his hard dick in, and shoves it right inside her backside. Quacketta moans and grips the sheets as she takes in his large length.)

Quacketta: (breathing hard) God, you're so big. It's a good thing I'm on the pill.

Anthony: And I'm glad you did.

(he then starts to hump her from behind. He starts slow, but quickens his pace as Quacketta pleads with him through moans and sighs. Quacketta is loving this as Anthony continues to hump her pussy from behind.)

Quacketta: (erotic screaming) Oh my GOD! OH! AH! UNGH! Oh, this feels so good! Oh, you're so good... so good... oh! More! Give me more!

(Anthony smiles as he continues the treatment. He then leans over and licks her face tenderly and good.)

Quacketta: (erotic screaming) OH GOD! OH, OH, OH!!!! Oh, you're so BIG! So... big! AH! AH! AH! Put in more! PUT IN MORE!!!

(Anthony does as she wishes, and shoves more of his length inside her pussy. He then feels a tension in his penis as Quacketta's walls are grabbing his member tighter. With a few more pushes, he grunts and shoots his load all over Quacketta's insides. Quacketta soon feels her sexual excitement mount, and she then goes into orgasm, splashing her cum against his shaft. They then stop, and Anthony pulls himself out of her backside. They then collapse together, drenched with sweat.)

Anthony: (catches his breath) Wow, Quacketta. I never knew ducklettes like you can have this sexual excitement when male ducks don't even have a penis.

Quacketta: (catches her breath) Actually, they do. Most male animals have a pouch to secure them in. Bird species are most likely to have this.

(Anthony soon realizes this, and kisses her on the cheek again. He then gets his clothes from the dresser, and starts to get dressed. Before he does, he pulls out Quacketta's invitation from his jeans pocket, and gives it to Quacketta.)

Quacketta: Is this an invitation?

Anthony: (as he puts his jeans on) Yep. It's a night with me and the girls.

Quacketta: When is it?

Anthony: Tonight.

Quacketta: (thinks about it) You're not bringing prostitutes in your home to do drugs, are you?

Anthony: No. I never have that much sense to do drugs. You know that.

Quacketta: Right. I'm just being precautious.

Anthony: (as he gets his shirt on) Good. (gives her one more kiss on the cheek) I'll see you at the party tonight. Don't forget to wear something sexy for the fun. (walks out of the room) Bye.

Quacketta: (waves) Bye. (she goes to open the envelope and reads the invitation. When she gets to the part about the orgy, she smiles) Oh? I guess I'm not the only one that's going to this orgy. (giggles as she throws the letter away, and the screen fades out)

End of Chapter 6

31 Tricks, 31 Treats

31 Tricks, 31 Treats: Trick #1 - Rouge the Bat

Welcome ghouls and ghosts! Welcome to the month-long set of erotic stories called "31 Tricks, 31 Treats". This set is very special because it features several women that are A) dressed in costume or B) monster babes. All month long, I'll post a chapter each day (God forbid if I'm late, I'll post them up posthaste.) and we'll see what you think. Enjoy the first one so far!

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31 Tricks, 31 Treats

A Set of Halloween lemons by Anthony “A-Log” LoGatto

NOTE: The setting is simple. There will be women that are either dressed up in costumes or actual monster femmes. All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well. Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

Trick #1: Rouge the Bat (Witch)

Halloween. It's the one time of the year where ghouls and goblins go out to haunt the night. It is also the time of year where normal people dress up as their monster, ghoul or character of choice and go out trick or treating for candy and other treats. However, many of those who are mature have also used costumes for their own devices as well.

Case in point for this tale. We cut to a house where decorations are being set. Our foxy, yet nerdy, casanova, Anthony LoGatto (better known as A-Log) is helping out someone with decorations for a Halloween costume party. Now we all know that A-Log is many points shy of a pimp, player or playboy, but his niceness and personality has garnered many a women as the usual lover. In this case, the woman in question is one of his personal favorites.

Rouge the Bat, the female jewel thief, is setting up some decorations in her home. She is wearing a purple witch's outfit, although made a bit more sexier. She does have the pointy hat, but she's wearing a purple corset, tightening her bountiful bust, especially the orange pumpkin-like top, purple gloves and boots, pantyhose and a long purple cape.

Anthony himself is not in costume, but he cannot help but gaze his attention to Rouge and her costume for the evening. It has been known that Anthony and Rouge have been fooling around with each other ever since that one night. Shadow, the dark furred hedgehog and Rouge's boyfriend, has been kept in the dark about their sexual shenanigans; it still hasn't stopped Rouge from having fun with him. And this night is no different.

“How are you doing on the decorations, babe?” Anthony said.

“I'm doing fine, A-Log,” says Rouge, placing a candle in a jack o'lantern. “I'm glad you're helping me out with my Halloween party. You know how much I love Halloween, don't you?”

“Not as much as me,” A-Log says. “Next to Christmas, I've always loved holidays that are fun.”

“Not at all concern for the religious aspects of them?” she asked as she places the jack o'lantern on the table.

“Nope. Just for fun!” he says with a smile.

Rouge smiles back at Anthony as she grabs another decoration; a big spider with eight long legs and a string on top for hanging. She turns to Anthony and says, “Can you help me with this decoration? I need you to help me keep my balance while I hang this baby up on the ceiling fan.”

“Sure thing!” he says, rising up from his spot on the couch.

He takes a chair with him and places it below the ceiling fan. Rouge then takes the decoration and steps up on the chair and tries to put the decoration in place. As she does so, Anthony cannot help but notice her curvacious, firm, perfect booty sticking out from beneath her cape as she sets the decoration up. The roundness of her ass tempted him, since he cannot help but gaze as it jiggles as she does her work.

Rouge is still trying to set the decoration up on the ceiling fan. As she places the last few legs on the blades, she suddenly lets out a surprised yelp. She glances over to see Anthony caressing her curvy buttocks with his hands; slapping it at certain points.

Rouge cannot help but smile seductively and said, “I see that there's something you like?”

“Of course,” he says, caressing her booty all the way.

“You can't help but grab a handful of my ass, can't you?”

“You know I can't help myself when it comes to that!”

“Well...” Rouge trails off with a seductive tone, “Our guests won't arrive for another two hours, so why don't we have a little fun of our own?”

“That,” he said with glee, “I can get down with!”

He then scoops Rouge onto his arms and carries her to the couch. A-Log then sits on the couch with Rouge shifting herself to sit herself, facing him, on his lap. They then start to lock their lips towards one another, and kiss each other with a mad passion. Their tongues also meet each other in contact throughout this impromptu make out session. Rouge, feeling absolutely aroused, rubs her shapely ass onto Anthony's lap, making sure she grinds her goods onto his junk. Anthony also cannot help himself as he uses his right hand to cop a feel on Rouge's ass, and another hand on her bosom.

“You're absolutely enjoying this, are you?” Rouge asks, as Anthony continues his work.

“Funny,” he says, letting her lips free from his mouth, “I was about to ask you the same thing!”

“Well,” she says, lightly pushing him off and standing up in front of him, “I know something else that will make our night even better.” She then glances to his engorged penis; pitching a tent on his jeans before her very eyes. With her hands on her hips she says, “You know witches uses brooms to fly, right?”

“Right,” A-Log said with a nod.

“Why don't I work up that broomstick of yours and give it a little taste?” she said erotically, licking her lips at the thought of his six-incher.

She then kneels down in front of the seated Anthony, who has his arms outstretched on the couch. Rouge then places her hand on the zipper of his jeans and pulls it down to unleash his six-inch monster. Without even a second thought, she engulfs his dick into her mouth and starts to give him a blowjob.

Anthony takes in several deep breaths of satisfaction as Rouge goes down on his tool. He finds this even hotter with her in her witch costume; the way her pointed hat bobs back and forth in motion with her head, and her gloves as she places her hand on his rod. She stops a moment to pull down his pants and then continues to suck on his dick with intense velocity.

“Oh yeah, baby...” Anthony moans in satisfaction as Rouge treats him right orally. “Keep on suckin' my cock, you sexy witch...”

Rouge stops for a moment and says, “Oh, you're gonna love the spell I'll put you under, baby!” and continues sucking his cock.

As she continues the blowjob, she reaches one of her own hands below herself and starts to rub her vagina through her outfit. From her touch, she can feel herself getting wet with anticipation as she continues to suck Anthony off. The thought of his tongue entering her pussy and licking the honey within drove her to utter ecstasy.

“Rouge baby...” Anthony said, as he takes in a deep breath, “Show me your crystal orbs!”

Rouge releases his dick from her mouth and asks in a confused tone, “Crystal orbs?” She then takes a second to think and realizes, “Oh, you mean these?” as she gestures her 50DDD boobs. “Well, what do you wanna do? Suck on them?”

“Not appropriate for now,” A-Log said. “I just want to play a little 'Divide and Conquer'.”

“You mean--?”

Anthony nods.

Rouge smile becomes more amorous and says, “You really do have a boob fetish, don't you?”

“You know it can't be helped,” Anthony said.

“All right. If that's how you want to make it more exciting,” she says as she pulls down her top to reveal the two massive mounds of love she calls breasts, “So be it!”

As A-Log remains seated on the couch, Rouge sets herself up to give him a titty-fuck. She places his erect penis in between her soft mounds of flesh and gives it a tight loving squeeze. With her hands cupping the undersides of her breasts, she moves them up and down, and squeezes his penis to give the satisfaction that is guaranteed when it comes to this position. They both know fully well how big Rouge's breasts are, and how soft and ample to the touch. Many a man have sucked and fucked those boobs to their delight and Rouge is proud of her assets.

“Oh Rouge, baby...” Anthony moans as he enjoys the tit-fuck, “I bet Shadow is jealous of your feat.”

“Oh?” Rouge asks as she continues her work. “I wouldn't say he's jealous of me doing this... even to him.”

Even after revealing one intimate detail between her and Shadow, she decides to further the amount of pleasure given by not only giving A-Log a tit-fuck, but as she does so, she licks Anthony's dick once again; thus amplifying the sexual pleasure up to 11.

Anthony's eyes roll back and breathes deep and hard as Rouge gives him a combination of loving. She goes even further by enclosing her mouth onto the head of his penis and sucks on it hard. With every stroke, she can feel his penis twitching in between her boobs and feels warmer and warmer.

“Oh Christ, Rouge...” he said, closing his eyes hard. “I'm about to cum!”

Even though it's early, she knows that he needs to come to a conclusion. She decides to fasten the pace by squeezing his dick hard in between her boobs until he finally shoots out several ropes of cum, which thankfully go inside Rouge's mouth. Even he doesn't want to sully her costume before the party starts. With every amount of semen released, she swallows each drop until her drops. Afterwards, she releases his dick from her mouth and still sees it hard in between her breasts.

“Damn baby,” she says in between breaths, “Still hard as a rock, huh?”

“Of course,” Anthony states as he catches his breath. “Hope I didn't ruin your costume. It'll be a shame if I left at least one sperm splattered on that hot outfit of yours.”

“Don't worry about it,” she said with reassurance. “I know a few ways to get rid of them if it happened.”

“So,” Anthony said as his hardened dick glistened with Rouge's saliva, “What's next?”

“Well,” she said with a sly giggle and rises to her feet. “You had your fun. But now it's my turn.” She then motions A-Log to get off the couch so that she can sit herself down. As her bountiful booty makes contact with the cushion, she moves the bottom part of her costume to reveal to him her vagina, plump and ripe for pleasure. The wetness from glistened from her vaginal walls; her clitoris standing erect from the thought of his cock. Anthony cannot help but gaze into her pussy as Rouge beckons him over with her finger and her crawls by her lap.

“I'm sure you know what to do?” asks Rouge, while holding the fabric open to Anthony.

“You don't have to tell me twice!” he said as he immediately digs in. Rouge moans softly to herself as Anthony proceeds to eat her out. With every lick, he uses his tongue to into every crevice of her sugar walls. He guides it every which way as it laps up Rouge's sweet, succulent honey from her vagina. Rouge places one hand on his head, as if to push him down deeper, and places the other on her breasts, caressing it as she feels A-Log's tongue go deeper, and deeper, and deeper, and deeper within.

“Oh yeah, baby,” Rouge moaned with an erotic tone. “You really know how to treat a lady.” She then takes a moment to lick her own breast, releasing the nipple with a satisfying pop. “I know how much you, V-Dogg and the others love how I taste!”

“I guess that would make Shadow a jealous man,” he said. “If he ever finds out,” then continues eating her snatch.

“Doubt it,” she said with an erotic giggle.

Rouge's vaginal walls tighten with each stroke from his tongue, as if the inevitable will come. (No pun intended, of course.) As his tongue goes in deeper and deeper, Rouge catches her breath as she feels an orgasm coming, but tries to keep it under control; it would be too early to do so. This gives a signal to A-Log to further intensify the situation. He starts to lick her clitoris with his tongue and proceeds to stick two fingers inside her pussy. The feeling of these fingers inside her body sharpens up her senses as her vaginal walls clamp his fingers like a latch.

Just as Rouge feels like she'll explode with pleasure, Anthony releases her pussy from his mouth, licking off the juices from his muzzle in the process.

“Aw, baby please,” said Rouge in a mock pouting tone. “You know how I don't like being teased.”

“Sorry babe, I can't end it like that,” he said. “I want to fuck you so hard right now, I can't even wait!”

Rouge smiles amorously and says, “Well, tell me the position and we'll get into it!”

“All right, but let's hurry before the guests arrive.”

Anthony motions Rouge to spread her legs wider, of which she complies. He then guides his pecker by his hand and places it on top of Rouge's pussy lips, teasing her in the process. Seconds later, he sets for her entrance and shoves it inside her pussy, thus letting Rouge giving out a long satisfying moan, thus bringing them in the missionary position on the couch.

He starts out slowly, thrusting into her vagina with easy pumps to get themselves settled. With Rouge's pleading, he starts to move fast, humping her with furious strokes. The sound of skin against skin fills the room as Anthony fucks her with much ferocity.

“You like this, baby?” Anthony asks as he fucks her.

“Fuck yeah!” says Rouge, with an erotic tone. “I thought you didn't like this position.”

“Don't worry,” he said reassuringly, and he kisses her on the lips. “The best is yet to come!”

He gives a few more thrusts before deciding to take Rouge's suggestion to heart. He motions her off the couch and he sits in her place.

“I think I can see what you want to do next?” she asks with an air of seduction.

She then comes over and sets herself down on his lap and straddles him. Rouge then lifts her booty up as Anthony sets his erect penis up for position, with her help as well. On cue, Rouge then inserts his rod into her pussy, thus bringing them into the cowgirl position. Rouge gyrates her bountiful butt onto his hips and gives out a moan as she feels his dick going up into her vaginal walls. With every gyration her hips convey, the more pleasure she receives from A-Log.

“Oh, god damn this is good!” she says in ecstasy. “Now only if Shadow can be as good as you...”

“I'm sure he'll give it a chance, if he does,” he says as he decides to further the pleasure by sucking on her tits. With each feeling from his tongue, she can feel even more amounts of pleasure. It then comes over tenfold as he decides to take one of his hands and places it on her bodacious buttock. His hand on it, he pushes Rouge onto his dick as he drives his pelvis upward to drive them into total ecstasy.

“Oh yes, A-Log! Yes! Yes! YES!!!” she shouts in erotic joy. “Drive that foxdick further into my pussy! Drive that big, massive foxdick into my sweet, succulent pussy! You know you want to!”

With those words, A-Log drives his penis further and further into Rouge's pussy. Rouge arches back and moans loudly as she feels his thrusts drive deep into her. As he fucks her, he decides to try something else.

“Turn around, baby,” he said whilst driving his penis into her insides. “I wanna take a look at that fine ass while we do this!”

“Ok then, honey,” Rouge says with an erotic tone. “Let me take this cape off first. Don't want to block the view now, would I?”

“Why not? You'll put it back on anyway!” he said with joy.

Rouge giggled a bit as she took off her cape. The purple fabric fell off her shoulders and onto the floor as she gets herself off his dick, turns herself away from him, and inserts his penis into her lovehole once more. Rouge gyrated her hips and proceeds to get herself fucked by A-Log's huge organ. A-Log is especially enjoying this, mostly for the fact that he can see her ass jiggle in front of him as she gets fucked.

“Oh yeah...” A-Log thought to himself. “This is a great way to spend Halloween!” After having this thought, he grabs a handful of Rouge's bountiful booty and gives them a squeeze as he thrusts back inside her.

“Oh my god!” screams Rouge in erotic joy. “This is way better than getting some candy!”

“Aren't we a little old for that?” A-Log teased.

Rouge cracks a smile and says, “Oh yeah. But still, we're having more fun than those little rugrats any day!”

Anthony nods in agreement as he continues to fuck her in the reverse cowgirl. Seconds later he looks at his watch and tells her, “Rouge, baby! We've got to finish this quick. The guests will be here in another hour!”

“You're right!” she said. “Anything you want to do to finish this off?”

“I think you know what position I want you in!” A-Log grinned happily.

Rouge grins back to her lover and stands up to release his cock from her vaginal regions. A-Log strokes himself to remain stiff as Rouge goes on the left side of the couch and bends over as she goes on her knees, her hands resting on the couch arm; her ass being presented to him. As she eagerly awaits him, he teases her by slapping his cock on one of her ass cheeks.

“Get ready to ride the broomstick!” A-Log says, rubbing his cock on her pussy.

“Yeah baby,” Rouge says erotically. “Hit me with that magic stick of yours! Fuck this sexy witch!”

That's all the motivation he needed as he shoves his six-incher into her pussy once more, thus putting them in the doggy-style position; a personal favorite of A-Log's. He quickly thrusts his whole penis inside her pussy, his balls hitting the outer flaps in the process. Add to the fact that Anthony is squeezing Rouge's ass as he fucks her in this position, and he knows how to drive her wild when it comes to sex.

The room is filled with the sounds of skin hitting skin, and Rouge's erotic moaning. Her ass is making contact with his hips as she lets his penis in her treasure cove. She bites her lower lip as every inch of his cock penetrates her with break neck speed. As much as she enjoys being fucked by Shadow, it doesn't compare to how A-Log fucks her without accidentally ending early due to his speed.

“Oh yeah baby...” she says as she gets fucked by her foxy lover. “Keep workin' that magic on me! I feel every inch of that magic stick of yours!”

Anthony can only comply as he continues to fuck her senseless on the couch. Keeping in mind is the fact that the guests will be arriving soon, so he and Rouge must keep going quicker before they arrive. Moments later, he feels his dick pulsate around her tight pussy; feeling the vaginal walls squeeze his dick like a vice is all he can take before he comes to an inevitable conclusion.

“Rouge...” A-Log says, in between breaths during the love making. “I think I'm gonna cum...!”

Rouge looks back, cracks a smile and says, “I think you know where to shoot that hot load of yours! Let it all out, baby!”

Anthony fucks her harder like a piston until he pulls out and strokes himself off, aiming for her buttocks. After a few seconds, he shoots off several dollops of cum onto her round ass, thankfully missing the fabric of her witch costume in the process. Rouge lets out a contented purr as she feels his hot sperm hitting her ass cheeks. After several seconds, A-Log is know drained and tired from his love making and the conclusion he made.

“Damn Rouge...” Anthony says, catching his breath, “I never knew a woman like you can be this sexy as a witch!”

“Well, there's a little bit of witch in us girls,” she says with a giggle. She then stands up from the couch and softly kisses him on the lips. “I think it's best that you should clean yourself up. Don't want the guests to become suspicious on what we were doing.”

“You're right!” A-Log said with an embarrassed grin. “I guess we've got some cleaning up to do. I'll hit the shower and come down when the guests arrive.”

“Ok, babe. And don't forget your costume!”

“I won't,” he said as he grabbed his clothes and heads upstairs to take a quick shower. Rouge, on the other hand, reaches across the table and grabs some tissue to wipe the cum off her body. She thinks to herself, “If this is what he has to offer, I hope he and the others will give me a few more during the party tonight?” She smiles wickedly as she has this erotic thought in mind.

End Trick #1

With the voices of:

1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself

2.Kathleen Delaney: Rouge the Bat

31 Tricks, 31 Treats: Trick #2 - Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Elvira learns of her inclusion in A-Log's Halloween fapfics.

A-Log's furry original character, Enchantra, is an echidna-succubus who not only rid A-Log of his pesky virginity, but also used her succubus magick to increase the size of his cock.

And now, a well known mistress of the dark appears as Trick #2. Unpleasant dreams...

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31 Tricks, 31 Treats

A Set of Halloween lemons by Anthony “A-Log” LoGatto

NOTE: The setting is simple. There will be women that are either dressed up in costumes or actual monster femmes. All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well. Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

Trick #2: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Halloween. It's the one time of the year where ghouls and goblins go out to haunt the night. However, there are moments where these haunts have a different mindset. Although many are there to frighten the pants off of anybody, there are those who would rather make a man receive an early case of rigor mortis.

Such as the case as this night. We see our foxy, yet nerdy casanova, Anthony LoGatto, aka A-Log, walking up to a castle deep in Transylvania. The wind is howling, the night was pitch black, you can hear the children of the night making their music throughout the night air. A-Log does feel a chill behind his spine; feeling nervous, he checks behind him, seeing nothing but air. He gets to the door, which is wooden and has two golden heads of gargoyles for the knockers. Feeling timid, he uses the knocker to knock on the door. He awaits for who would come to the door.

“I sure hope Enchantra is right about her,” A-Log thinks to himself, the night air giving him goosebumps in the process. “But why does she want me to meet her here? Seems a little too spooky for my taste.”

Before he decides to change his mind and run, the door opens. What is revealed to him is a sight to behold: a statuesque beauty with pale skin, sports long flowing black hair, but has a bouffant on the top, and wears a long, form fitting black dress showing off her legs and ample cleavage. Her bust size was also an attention grabber, being around a DD cup or bigger. She placed a hand beside the door, thus giving him perfect view of her ample bosom.

She gives him a tender smile and says, “Hello there, darling! What brings you here to my humble abode at this hour?”

Still awestruck at her beauty, he regains his composure and says, “Well, Enchantra sent me here.”

“Oh!” she exclaims. “You must be A-Log? Well darling, the old boy killer told me a lot about you! I'm very interested to see what you're like!”

“Really?” he asked.

“Of course, sweetie!” she said coyly. “But come in; you might catch a cold out here. Wouldn’t want you dead before you see me!”

“Wow, thanks!” he says as follows the strange woman inside her castle. As he walks with her down the spiraling stairway, he says, “I almost forgot to ask, what's your name?”

She looks back as she holds the candelabra with a lit candle to guide the way, and says, “Ah, don't tell me you haven't heard of the lovely Mistress of the Dark, have you?”

“Wait,” he says, in a sudden realization, “You're that ultra busty horror hostess Elvira!”

She blushes and says, “Well, suffice to say, my boobs have gotten me a ton of fans.”

“But you know Enchantra?”

“Oh yeah, me and that little sexpot of a succubus have been tight for many years. I've been friends with her mother Marlena for a long time as well,” she says. “You can say that she...” and as she speaks, moves her hands across her hair for a second, “Got her style of seduction from me!”

A-Log gives off a nervous style, surprised to think that Enchantra got all that she knows about love making from her, a vampiress with such amazing beauty that would make any man's blood boil-- whether they be man or vampire.

After several minutes walking down these stairs, he and Elvira enter her living quarters. He sees a lavish setting complete with a long black and purple couch, a bat-shaped rug, a chandelier on the top of the room, a mahogany coffee table, and many candles strewn about the room, thus giving the room a luscious glow. A-Log cannot help but set his gaze towards the dark beauty of the room where this goddess of the night sets herself up when relaxed, let alone air on her television show.

“Quite a sight, isn't it?” Elvira asked in a smug, yet kind, tone, looking over her shoulder with her gaze.

“I agree,” he says. “But I'm still wondering what Enchantra told you about me?”

“Oh?” she said coyly. “You're surprised that she told me how you and her fuck like rabbits?” As she says this, she sets the candelabra down on the table.

Surprised on her knowing this, Anthony cannot help but blush beet red. “How did you--?”

“Don't worry darling. She didn't say anything mean about you,” she says with a reassuring tone. “She told me about your sexual stamina, and how she didn't steal your life force to begin with.” She places her hands on her hips, raises an eyebrow and asks, “Did you strike some sort of deal with her?”

“Well,” he says with uncertainty in his voice, “She did help me get through the ladies in high school.”

It didn't take long for Elvira to put two and two together on their relationship. “Oh my God, she was your first, wasn't she?”

Blushing with surprise over her conclusion, he says, “Yes! But--?”

“Woman's intuition, darling,” she said with a smile. “I can tell from a mile away. But that's not why you came here.”

“It isn't?” he asked.

“Of course not, silly!” she says as she places herself on the couch in her usual pose. “I've been a whole lot about your stamina from Enchantra, and I asked if I could take a look for myself. She agreed, of course, but I'm you know where this is going?”

“You mean--?”

“That's right, honey... drop 'em!”

She then gestured to him with the old “come here” finger curl and he willingly steps up in front of her, but not before taking off his shoes and belt. He is still surprised on how interested she, a famous horror hostess, is in his physical form. He then pulls down the zipper and pulls down his pants, thus exposing the erection that is contained in his boxers. Elvira looks pleased at this development.

“I assume you've had that the moment you saw me at the door, didn't you?” she asked.

Blushing, he says, “Yeah, that happens when I meet a beauty like you.”

“Now let me release that little beast,” she says, now sitting up and reaches to pull down his boxers. She is then surprised to see his large, six-inch penis standing erect in front of her. Her eyes go wide in astonishment; surely Enchantra wanted Elvira to be surprised when she saw this. Mission accomplished.

“Holy crap!” Elvira said in amazement. “I seem to recall the wolfman being well hung, but not a fox boy like you!”

“Yeah,” A-Log said, “Enchantra did help me out on that. You can thank her if you want.”

“I'll bet...” she said as she places a finger on his foxdick. “I've been with much furrier men, but a nice anthro like you will do nicely!”

Before A-Log can say anything else, Elvira starts to insert his dick into her waiting mouth, thus starting off a blowjob. His eyes shot out in surprise as he feels how warm her mouth is when it's constricted onto his penis like a vice. He is amazed on how a horror hostess such as her can suck a dick like a porn star. He assumes that it's a part of the job, since she does meet a lot of fans after her show. But this lucky guy beats them to it by getting sucked off away from the studio lights and cameras.

Her head bobs back and forth, letting her mouth take all his dick and her tongue caressing his head and shaft. Elvira sucks on his cock with much erotic joy and velocity; even her boobs are shaking as she sucks him off. She places one of her hands onto his stomach, feeling his average build as she sucks him off. He's only happy that she's not sucking out his blood.

“Oh God...” A-Log moans as Elvira sucks him off. “You give this attention to many of your fans, don't you?”

She stops for a moment, but still strokes his dick with her hand, “Well, they're not the only ones. Let's just say I've also get more... comfortable with the other main monsters.” She then sucks on the head, thus resuming the blowjob.

“Really?” Anthony said, intrigued. “Like who?”

She stops again and says, “I'll explain a little later in our alone time. In the mean time...” she trails off and sucks on his dick once more.

As she continues sucking him off, her breasts continue to sway back and forth until she decides to take them out of her dress. A-Log notices and gets turned on even more based on the fact that she flashed her famous bosoms to him.

“Elvira...” he says, “I love it when you're giving me head, but I really want a golden opportunity to fuck those gorgeous tits!”

Elvira stops the blowjob for a moment and says, “Really? I can tell that you want to fuck these boobs,” she says and points to her boobs as she says this, “But I really want to see you work for it.”

“Really? Why?”

“It's just to early, that's all,” she says, and she stands up and sits herself down on the couch. “Besides, you've got to give me some attention as well.”

“How so?” he asked.

“What else, darling?” she says as she spreads her legs apart and lifts the lower part of her dress to reveal to him her pussy. Of special note is the design of her pubic hair in the shape of a bat, which has been a rumor for years, but she's shown her secret design to him, thus making the rumors true.

“So the rumors were true!” he exclaims.

“Why don't you take a closer look, darling?” she says to him.

A-Log obliges and walks over to her on the couch. He then kneels down and places his hands on her thighs and makes his way to gaze into her pussy. He starts off by licking the clitoris softly and gently, giving his Vampira-esque lover a slight tingle in her spinal cord. She is surprised on how good he is at licking pussy. He then surprises her by inserting two fingers from his right hand in there, and starts to finger her, slowly at first, but goes faster with each moan he hears coming out of her mouth.

“Mmmmm, I'll be damned,” Elvira said erotically. “Enchantra said you're good, but not this good!”

“I can do a whole lot more, babe!” he says as he continues licking her haunted honeypot.

Elvira extends her arms on top of the couch and lets A-Log do all the work. After several minutes, she can feel an orgasm coming, but wants to hold it in; she doesn't want it to be too early. Afterward, she pushes his face off her pussy. Confused, he asks, “What's wrong?”

“Nothing, darling,” she says. “I just think you're ready to stick that stake into my dark cavern.”

He smiles and says, “You don't need to tell me twice!”

Elvira smiles at him as he strokes himself to keep his penis erect. He then stands back up and proceeds to shove his six-inch monster into her pussy. As it starts to enter her body, Elvira feels his girth and shudders in delight as he starts to fuck her missionary style on the couch.

“Woah!” she exclaims. “And I thought the Creature From the Blue Lagoon was this big!”

“But I'm sure that he's not a softy like me!” he says as he fucks her brains out.

The sounds of skin meeting skin fills the room, and also is heard throughout the castle. It even begins to stir several of the bats from the outside. A-Log continues to fuck her as she moans and groans with every thrust of his hips. At one point, he leans forward to suck on her ample breasts. He pays attention to each nipple as he sucks and licks them, as well as kneading her breasts as he continues fucking her.

“You look so cute when you suck on my boobs!” she says.

“Thank you,” he says as he continues the fucking and sucking.

As his balls slap the underside of her pussy, he can feel her pussy tightening around his cock like a vice. Seconds later he says, “Flip it over, Elvira! Flip it over for me baby!”

Nodding her approval, Elvira lets Anthony slide his cock out of her pussy and she turns herself around, holding on to the base of the couch and her knees on the cushions as she shows her ass to him. Anthony can't help but smile at the fact that Elvira not only has a pair of big boobs, but a nice round butt as well. Before she can say anything else, he starts to fuck her once more, this time in the doggy-style position; a personal favorite of sexual positions.

“I see why you love this one, darling!” she says erotically, as she gets pounded from behind.

“Just to see that sexy behind of yours,” he says, fucking her in the process. “I'm sure I'm better at this than those other monsters you were with!”

“Oh?” she says. “Well, Frankie is a little bigger than you, but at least he didn't have problems putting it all the way in like you do!”

“You were fucked by Frankenstein?” he asked. “I'm sure his bride wasn't too happy when she saw you two going at it!”

“Really? She was still eager to join in. Still surprised she and Frankie are lovers of the menage a trois!” she said.

Surprised of the fact that even Frankenstein's Bride had some of Elvira, it made him even harder as he continues fucking her. Her ass moving back to feel the length of his penis made this even hotter for the both of them as the candles flickered throughout the sexual escapade.

He still cannot help as he grabs a handful of her ass as he rams his cock into her pussy like a piston. Her breasts sway back and forth below as she shouts out words of encouragement as she screams in erotic ecstasy. All these words do is coax A-Log to fuck her faster, her ass bouncing in the process. Minutes later, he gives in a few more thrusts and finishes the job... for now, at least.

“How did you like that, my dark beauty?” he asks.

“That was wonderful, darling,” she says. “But you need a little break. Why not sit down and let me do the work?”

“You mean--?”

“That's right.”

She gestures him to sit on the couch. He complies, and he sits down, holding his still erect dick and strokes it in anticipation. Elvira then takes one leg over him and sets herself above his dick. She helps him stroke off as she gets herself ready for the next position.

“Ready, darling?” she asked.

“Do it, baby!” he says.

She then shoves herself down on his still erect cock and shudders in delight as she takes all six inches into her pussy. She shudders in delight as she faces away from him and lets it all in. She then starts to gyrate her hips into the rhythm, thus putting the horror hostess and her lover into the reverse cowgirl position. She keeps herself steady as she arches her back and lets him hold her by hips as she pumps herself onto his tool.

“Oh my God!” Elvira thought to herself. “I can't believe that Enchantra was right about this mortal! This fox boy is like an unstoppable sex machine. Not even the Invisible Man can match him; and I still can't see what size he has down there!”

Even though Elvira does all the work, A-Log cannot help but thrust upward as well; he even decides to cup and knead one of her breasts with a free hand as he continues fucking her in this position.

“You really are a breast man, aren't you?” she asked as she is fucked from behind.

“Damn straight!” he said, “I just can't get enough of a woman's mammary glands! It's like an addiction... but I love it! Please let me fuck those gorgeous tits, Elvira!”

“Tut tut, my dear boy,” she coos softly. “You'll get your chance soon. You've just got to give my own variation of the so-called little death.”

Knowing that she meant an orgasm, he nods his approval and fucks her harder by thrusting upward; her ass hitting his hips as they fuck. “You love that foxdick, don't you?”

“Yes, darling,” she screamed erotically. “I can't live without that fine foxdick of your's! It's better than a stake through the heart any day!”

“That's all I need to hear!” he says as he continues to ram his cock upwards into her pussy with much speed and vigor. Several more pushes then cause Elvira to come into an orgasm, the sight of her shuddering as her pussy tightens around her dick helps him remain hard. Seconds later, her orgasm subsides and she gets off of his cock and his lap in the process.

“Good job, A-Log!” she says, her arms once more in akimbo. “Now you get what you wanted!”

“Damn straight!” he said proudly.

“Now,” she trails off a bit for a moment, “How shall we do this?”

“Why don't I get on top of you?” he suggested. “It'll give me some more exercise throughout this love making!”

Elvira chuckles a bit and says, “Whatever you want, A-Log darling. You're gonna love how my tits feel around that big cock of yours!” She kisses him softly on the lips as he gets off the couch, thus letting her lay down on her back, her breasts still out of her dress and awaiting the monster from down below his waist. He then gets on top of her and places his hard dick in between her big, bountiful boobs. She gives his dick a playful squeeze with her boobs, making it appear as an appetizer.

“You ready, darling?” she asked, with baited breath.

“I've been waiting for this since I saw you on TV!” he said with joy. “You bet!”

He then starts to thrust his hard cock between her boobs and proceeds to start this tit-fuck into overdrive. With every thrust from his hips, he can feel the warmth of her bosom driving him further and further. The sheer size of her memorable cleavage has set many a man's heart on fire. But none of them can say they fucked the tits of a horror goddess like her.

Elvira is overjoyed with his enthusiasm as she feels his warm, erect cock being pushed by her furry lover, not to mention how much she can squeeze them together to drive him even farther. Several known horror icons have had their parts in between her bosom, but never that of a loving fan. She licks her ruby red lips as she sees the head of his cock go in and out of her view from beneath her bosom. She spits on it to give it more feeling in between her boobs.

“You love that foxdick in between your tits?” A-Log asked as he fucks her tits.

“Hell yeah, baby!” Elvira exclaims. “Looks like my tits and your dick will be really comfortable now, aren't they?”

“Damn straight!” A-Log said. “Bet Enchantra didn't tell you about this, huh?”

“She was one for surprises, isn't she?” she said, licking her ruby red lips in content. “I'll give her a little thank you when I see her again.”

A-Log nods as he continues to thrust his hips onto the underside of her boobs. As he continues to fuck her tits, he feels his penis twitching in between them and getting warmer and warmer. It appears that Anthony Jr. can't hold it in any longer.

“Oh shit, Elvira!” he exclaims. “I going to cum!”

“Cum on my tits, darling!” Elvira said with erotic joy, “You know you want to!”

After several more thrusts, as well as Elvira squeezing his dick harder in the process, he takes his dick out of her breasts and starts to stroke himself off on her ghoulish gourds. After several strokes, he shoots off several streams of cum onto her breasts; each dollop of semen stains her bosoms and lands around her nipples and aureoles. A dollop or two also lands on her chin and cheeks, which she seductively licks off with her tongue. After several strokes, his ejaculation subsides as his erection remains, for the time being at least.

“Did you enjoy that, Elvira?” he asked.

“Definitely!” she responded. She then licks the cum off of her left nipple. “Enchantra was right about you; you are a monster in a sack.”

Blushing, he says, “Well, I may not be a player, but I do get the ladies with my kindness.”

Smiling, Elvira sits upwards and kisses him on the lips. “Unless you're too tired, we can continue this in my room; I'm sure we have all night before the sun rises to continue.”

A-Log smiles and kisses her on the cheek. He then picks up his clothes and starts to head to the stairs. He stops for a moment and asks, “Where is your room exactly?”

“Go a couple flights past the entrance, and pass through the hallway. Trust me, darling, you can't miss it!”

He smiles and walks up the spiraling staircase, eager to continue the action. Elvira gets her footing back up and places her breasts back into her flowing dress. She then gives it some thought and decides to let her dress simply fall down to the floor. “What the hell?” she thought. “We have all night!” She giggles softly to herself and walks up the spiraling staircase to follow him, fully knowing that he wouldn't expect her to be completely naked when he sees her again.

End Trick #2

With the voices of:

1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself

2.Cassandra Peterson: Elvira

Elvira is © Cassandra Peterson, 2011.

31 Tricks, 31 Treats: Trick #3 - Nina Quacketta

Day three, and here's the latest chapter! This will also be the first one where you'll see one of my OC's. Enjoy!

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31 Tricks, 31 Treats

A Set of Halloween lemons by Anthony “A-Log” LoGatto

NOTE: The setting is simple. There will be women that are either dressed up in costumes or actual monster femmes. All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well. Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

Trick #3: Nina Quacketta (Naughty Cop)

Halloween. It's the one time of the year where ghouls and goblins go out to haunt the night. It is also the time of year where normal people dress up as their monster, ghoul or character of choice and go out trick or treating for candy and other treats. However, many of those who are mature have also used costumes for their own devices as well.

Such as the case with this night. We set our tale at a house loaded with decorations for the festivities. Inside the house, we see our nerdy casanova of a fox named Anthony LoGatto, or A-Log to his friends. This time, he is dressed in costume; he is wearing the classic prisoner uniform with black and white pinstripes throughout the outfit. Also wearing a small cap of the same color scheme, he patiently waits for his companion. He is set to go to a Halloween party with friends; of which of course, has them dressed in costume for the occasion.

“Hey Nina!” he shouts as he sits on the couch. “Are you ready yet?”

He then hears a voice from above saying, “Just about!”

“Alright then, we've got a party to attend to!”

Seconds later, footsteps are heard coming down the stairs. From there, we see the person he was talking to: a female duck with long, shoulder length blonde hair, 38C cup breasts, and wears a naughty cop costume, which has her wearing a police officer's hat, fingerless gloves, a blue police shirt tied at the bottom to not only show off her midriff but exemplify her cleavage, and black biker shorts complete with handcuffs, nightstick and a fake gun. The fine water fowl is Nina Quacketta, normally referred to under her last name from time to time, a decorated police officer from NYPD and one of A-Log's many lovers. The outfit does make her normal work outfit somewhat quaint in comparison.

A-Log gives off a low wolf whistle and says, “Now that's what I call the love of the law!”

“Charming,” she says in a dry tone, “Normally whenever a perp tries that line on me, I'll arrest them on the spot; but, of course, you're the exception.”

“Yeah, with an outfit like that, I wouldn't mind a night at the station as long as you're on guard,” he says, whilst checking her out in the process.

“Besides,” she states as she fixes her clothes up a bit, “It's easier to go through what you have than to get a more expensive version at those costume shops! I'm still surprise this still fits me after a while.”

“But still, as a cop, do you think the guests will mistake it for your actual uniform?” he asks, with somewhat of a curious yet mischievous tone.

Quacketta arches an eyebrow and asks, “You really think that would happen?”

Anthony nods.

“Well...” she trails off with a seduction in her voice, “Before we head for the party, why won't I show you what I could get away with in this get up.”

“How do you mean?” he asked.

“First off,” she says as she slaps the handcuffs on him, “Let me restrain you so you won't have any bright ideas.” And she starts to place the handcuffs on his wrists, but places his arms behind him, for the hell of it.

Worried, he says, “Are you sure this is a good idea? It won't get too extreme, would it?”

“Baby, you can trust me,” she says seductively. “Besides, you know I can never lay a hand on you.”

“True, but--” he says before he is cut off by Quacketta shutting him up by kissing him on the lips with a wild passion. A-Log fights back with a kiss of his own intensity, which she finds as competitive. As they kiss, A-Log feels her breasts press onto his chest; he wants to caress her, but he can't do so with his hands cuffed from behind. He does, however, feel his erection poking her stomach from inside his prisoner pants. She then notices this and breaks off the kiss.

“Oh, hiding a concealed weapon on me, eh?” she asks with playful suspicion.

“I don't know what you're talking about,” he denied, knowing full well what she was mentioning.

“Well, let's take a look at this weapon you got,” she says seductively and kneels down in front of him, facing his hips and erection. She then pulls down his pants to reveal his erect six-inch foxdick standing in attention in front of her. Amazed she says, “Oh ho, I see that you're packing some heat!”

He gulps and says, “I still don't think it's loaded.”

She then smiles seductively and says, “Well, let me cool this gun of your's down a bit.”

Before he says anything more, Quacketta takes his erect penis and inserts it into her awaiting mouth, thus bringing the cop and robber couple into a BJ. She bobs her head back and forth as she engulfs his foxdick with much vigor. A-Log can only breathe sharply as he feels Quacketta's tongue wrap itself onto his shaft. As she sucks him off, she takes the nightstick off her belt and moves it up and down in between her legs like a dildo. She can feel that this will get her wet with anticipation, but with A-Log, it could come in tenfold.

“Oh Christ, officer!” A-Log says. “If you keep this up I'll fire my weapon.”

She takes his dick out of her mouth and says, “Don't even think of firing your shots yet! You'll know when the time comes.” She then continues to suck his cock, her free hand also juggling his testicles as well. A-Log does his best not to fire an early shot, but keeps his composure. After several more minutes of this BJ, she gives his dick one last, long lick and finishes it by kissing the head of the penis.

“How did I do, officer?” A-Log asked.

“You did fine, you sexy perp,” she says with her usually seductive tone. “Now let's see how you do me.”

Before A-Log asks about the cuffs, she cuts him off and says, “Hold it! I'm still leaving you handcuffed. That'll teach you think I dress up like this when I'm actually doing my job!”

“But what are you going to do?” he asked.

“Do you really need a calculator to figure this out?” she said as she turns around, unzips the zipper on her biker shorts and proceeds to pull them downward, thus showing off her round booty. She knows that she lacks a little more bounce in the breasts department, but this sexy water fowl has some junk in the trunk. Anthony cannot help to gaze into her delicious derriere. “Get on your knees, perp!”

“Beg your pardon?”

She points the nightstick playfully at him and says, “Do it!”

Like an obedient pup, A-Log gets on his knees. Quacketta then turns to face him and she places herself by his face, thus showing him her wet pussy.

“If you don't, you won't get an encore after the party,” she commanded.

A-Log then starts to lick her vagina, paying close attention to her inner lips and her clitoris. He cannot finger due to the obvious fact that his hands are currently useless at the moment. Quacketta closes her eyes as she feels his tongue go in and out of her pussy as she feels a tingle go up her spine. Even as a police officer of the NYPD, she still doesn't want to hurt the poor guy, being one of his many lovers and all.

“Mmmm, you're doing good, baby...” she moaned. “If you keep this up, I'll be sure to let you go on good behavior!”

Although intrigued by the role play of cop and criminal, he still licks her pussy with much ferocity and vigor, lapping up her honey in the process with every lick of his tongue. Quacketta couldn't help but release a moan and groan as she feels him licking her every nook and cranny. Just as she is close to hitting an orgasm, she pushes him off her vagina by placing her hand on his forehead. At that moment, A-Log stops.

“Why did you want me to stop?” he asked with concern.

“I'm not ready to cum yet,” she said erotically. “But I do need you to lay on your back for this.”

“You mean--?”

“That's right,” she says as she places him on the floor and gets on top of him, “I want you to fuck me! Right... now!”

Before he responds with a single “yes”, she inserts his still erect penis into her wet pussy, thus putting them into the cowgirl position. She gyrates her hips slowly to get the rhythm, but speeds it up as she feels his six-inch wonder jamming her insides. She places her hands on his chest to keep her balance as she feels her firm buttocks slam down onto his thighs, enjoying his foxdick with every gyration and thrust of her shapely hips.

“God damn that's a big weapon,” Quacketta shouted erotically. “How can you get away with concealing something like that?”

“And ruin the element of surprise?” he said jokingly “That's a secret, you know!”

Before Quacketta can make another witty retort, A-Log starts thrusting upwards with his hips, making the fucking between them even hotter than before.

“Yeah, baby...” she moans as she bites the lower lip of her bill, “Keep this up and you'll get parole in no time!”

“Not to mention more fun with the guests when we get there!” he said.

A-Log keeps thrusting upward as Quacketta continues gyrating her hips, putting these two lovebirds in an intense fuckfeast. Quacketta then decides to turn herself around and places herself back on his penis, thus continuing the fucking in the reverse cowgirl position. Not only that, A-Log can know see that beautiful ass of her's as she gets fucked by him.

“How do you like the view, baby?” Quacketta says with much eroticism.

“Lovin' every minute of it!” he says.

She thrusts herself downward a few more times before finally stopping.

“Ok, Anthony. Since you're a model prisoner, I'll let you fuck me in your favorite position!” she says teasingly.

“You've read my mind!” he says with much excitement.

Quacketta gets on all fours and lets him get to his knees, despite being handcuffed. As he is on his knees, Quacketta moves herself back to his hips and lets him thrust to insert his still hardened cock into her pussy. Amazing that he did it while handcuffed.

Quacketta pushes herself back and forth to gain the full length of his cock going through her pussy with each thrust of her body. She retains her balance as her arms keep her up, but she grips the floor just in case. A-Log enjoys the sight of his personal police girl using his meaty nightstick to her advantage. Unknown to her, A-Log sneakily produces a claw from his finger and proceeds to unlock the handcuffs, but keeps it on, as not to spoil the surprise.

“You're liking this punishment, don't you?” she asked with a mix of taunting and eroticism.

“Of course,” he says. “But let me speed this up a bit!”

He then lets one hand go free from the handcuff, while the other hand is still cuffed. With both hands, he grabs Quacketta's ass, giving her a big surprise in the process.

“What the fuck?!” she screamed in shock. “You got out of your handcuffs!”

“Advantage of being part of the canis set of species: being able to pop your claws out for good measure,” he says in a matter of fact tone. “Besides, I've retracted it so I wouldn't hurt that sweet ass of yours!”

“I know, but...” Quacketta tries to say, but feels him pushing his dick forward and more faster as goes balls deep into her pussy. All she can do now is moan and groan in content as he continues to fuck her from behind.

At one point, A-Log lets go of one ass cheek to reach over and fondle one of her boobs. The combination of fucking and fondling drives Quacketta over the edge as she quacks and screams in erotic joy on this October night.

“Oh God A-Log, that feels so fucking good!” screams Quacketta. “I want you to shoot your cum all over my face!”

As he continues fucking her, he says, “Good call! Besides, we still got the party to attend to!”

He thrusts his penis into her pussy several times before pulling out, jacks himself off, and Quacketta turns herself around to await for his upcoming discharge. After several strokes, he shoots several loads of cum onto her face, several landing on her bill as well. Several dollops also drop into her awaiting mouth and she licks it up as well.

“How did I do, officer?” he asks, finally out of nut juice.

“Perfect,” she said. “Nice to release some tension before we get to the party, huh?”

“Damn straight!” he says. “But we got to get ourselves cleaned up before we go. Do you know where the towels are?”

“They're in the bathroom,” she says, pointing towards her left.

A-Log pulls his prison pants up and walks towards the bathroom. He comes back to wipe the cum off her face, making sure she didn't get some on her hair and hat. When he's done, she places her boobs back in her shirt and ties the bottom, and pulls her shorts back on.

“I'm still surprised that you got out of my handcuffs,” she says. “I'd expected it to be quicker, but why the wait?”

“Element of surprise, baby,” he says, kissing her on the cheek, “Element of surprise.”

She jokingly rolls her eyes and says, “Right. Now let's get going! The party starts in an hour, and you know what happens if we're late?”

As they walk out the door, he says, “As long as if I get some more that fine ass of your's, it'll be worth it!” And he also grabs a handful as they stand at the open doorway.

“Save it for the party, loverboy,” she teased. “We got a long night ahead of us!”

With that, they close the door and leave the house, shutting the light off. Next stop, the party. And who knows what fun will be had there?

End Trick #3

With the voices of:

1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself

2.Grey DeLisle: Nina Quacketta

Nina Quacketta is © Wacked-Out Productions and Anthony LoGatto

31 Tricks, 31 Treats: Trick #6 - Morticia Addams

She's creepy and she's kooky; mysterious and spooky; but we all know she's sexy, she's Morticia Addams! She's the next trick in the 31 Tricks, 31 Treats anthology. Enjoy!

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Wednesday is not amused by A-Log's faggotry.

"This story is repulsive, grotesque, horrific and terrible. It'll look great on our living room wall!"

31 Tricks, 31 Treats

A Set of Halloween lemons by Anthony “A-Log” LoGatto

NOTE: The setting is simple. There will be women that are either dressed up in costumes or actual monster femmes. All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well. Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

Trick #6: Morticia Addams

Halloween. It's the one time of the year where ghouls and goblins go out to haunt the night. However, there are moments where these haunts have a different mindset. Although many are there to frighten the pants off of anybody, there are those who would rather make a man receive a near case of rigor mortis.

It's another normal day in a suburban neighborhood. We see Anthony LoGatto, better known as A-Log, walking down the sidewalk. He is about to visit someone, another friend of her succubus/echidna girlfriend, Enchantra. He checks a paper, checking to see if he has the right address and not going around in circles, let alone lost. He looks at the paper; the address reads “0001 Cemetery Lane”.

“0001 Cemetery Lane?” he says in disbelief. “Since when does an address start with a zero; let alone more than one?!” He grumbles to himself in annoyance and says, “This better not be a prank, for if I see her again, I'll--” but he cuts himself off as he sees a dark Victorian mansion which is surrounded by dark clouds, which contrasts the beautiful sunshine around the neighborhood. The house is also set around a cemetery and a nearby swap. He takes a look at the mansion, then back at the paper containing the address and says, “Well, looks like the address is rather appropriate.”

He walks up the entrance path of the house, where he is lead to the front door. There he spots a doorbell. Out of reflex, as well as common courtesy, he presses the button, only to get a horrifying scream. It shocks him a bit, but not as much as the door opening for him to see a huge, blue Frankenstein-like monster wearing a brown suit. His look is even more dead then the corpses six feet under in the lawn.

“You rang?” the mysterious being said in a deep, monotone voice.

A-Log gulps out of nervousness and says, “Hi, I'm here to see your mistress. Is she home?”

The hulking monster nods slowly.

“Well, can you show me where she is?”

The creature nodded again and said, “Ugggh...” and walks off. Curious, yet nervous, he follows the blue behemoth.

We then switch the garden where we see a beautiful woman tending to her plants. And when we say plants, we mean giant, man eating venus flytraps; an African Strangler, to be precise. This woman has pale skin, long black hair, wears tightly form fitting black dresses with a hobble skirt, ruby red lips, and sports a huge set of F-Cup sized breasts, thus giving the dress a formidable set of cleavage.

As she tends to her plants, the big butler and A-Log enters the garden. “You have... a guest... Mrs. Addams...” says the butler.

“Ah, that must Enchantra's friend, Anthony,” she said in a soft, alluring voice. “Thank you, Lurch. That'll be all for now.”

Lurch, the big Frankenstein-like butler, walks slowly out of the garden, leaving her and Anthony alone.

“Morticia Addams, I presume?” he asks.

“You are correct,” says Morticia. “Welcome to the Addams' humble abode. I'm sure you're not too... nervous of my company.”

“No, of course not,” he says. “Enchantra told me a lot about you and your family.”

“Funny, she told me a lot about you as well,” she says. As she tends to her carnivorous plant, she then asks, “You're a comedian, right?”

“Yes?”

“And you've also had a radio show, do you not?”

“Of course.”

“I'm surprised that a handsome creature such as yourself has that much credential,” she says with pride in her voice.

“Well, I do have a lot of creative energy,” he says in a modest tone.

“She also told me about another place where you get your energy from,” she says.

“Another place?” he said in a quizzical tone.

“But let's not bother with that now,” she says. “Let me introduce you to my beloved African Strangler, Cleopatra.” She then gestures to the carnivorous plant that is besides her.

“It's a strange creature, isn't it?” he asks in a nervous tone.

“But you need to know of Cleopatra a little more like I do,” Morticia says in the plant's defense. “She does need to be taken care of everyday, just like any other plant. She needs water and sun to help her grow, several pieces of meat just to keep it well-fed...”

As she keeps talking, A-Log cannot help but gaze at her beautiful body structure. He is amazed on how her dress can handle to huge breasts that it contains; seeing them wobble to and fro as she continues her lecture. He also sets his gaze towards her hips, where he can find that her buttocks do have a round and firm shape to them for a mother that gave birth to three kids. Try as he might to pay attention, he cannot help but set his gaze to her lovely, yet haunted figure.

“Now, tell me what you about...” she stops herself as she notices A-Log's gaze, as well as a not to subtle surprise down below. Smirking, she places her hands on her hips and says, “Growing a little something down there, I see?”

A-Log snaps out of it and notices he has an erection. Embarrassed, he says, “Woah, I didn't mean for that to happen, it's just--”

“Don't worry,” she says reassuringly, “Enchantra told me all about that, too.”

“She did?”

“Yes,” she said, with a slight hint of seduction. “And don't worry about the rest of the family; Gomez is still at work, the children are still in school, Uncle Fester and Grandmama are doing their own respective thing; and as for Thing, it's his nap time.”

“And Lurch?” he asked, making sure the huge butler wouldn't be around.

“He'll be playing the organ all day,” she said as she gets closer to him. “In the mean time,” her body now pressing itself onto his, “Why don't we have a little fun of our own?”

“You mean it,” A-Log said with a wide smile on his face.

“Of course,” Morticia said. “Now let me see what Enchantra was talking about.” She gestures to his pants, letting him know that she wants to see the beast within.

“Ok,” he says, “If you really want to give this a test drive.”

He takes of his belt, unzips his pants, and then pulls down his pants and boxers, thus showing Morticia his six-inch foxdick. Morticia is surprised to see how big he is. “My my,” she says in surprise. “Enchantra didn't tell me about this!”

“I'm guessing she wanted to keep him as a surprise,” he said.

Morticia kneels down to his waist and say, “I'm sure that he's a big fellow, but I'm sure it'll be good enough for me!” She then softly licks his penis a few times before engulf her mouth onto his dick, thus starting off this haunting fellatio. A-Log breathes low as his dick is sucked by the matriarch on the neighborhood's only gothic family. Morticia pays close attention to the head and shaft of the penis as her saliva coats his penis to perfection. Her ruby red lips act like a suction cup to his penis, and the sight of her heaving boobs makes him harder than before.

“Oh God, Morticia...” he moaned. “I can tell you're very good at this...!”

She takes his penis out of her mouth for a moment and says, “What makes you think my marriage with Gomez was a success?” She then resumes the blowjob; sounds of her suckling his cock are heard throughout the garden.

“This feels so great,” he said. “But I want to see something else before we go any further!”

Once more, she releases his cock from her mouth and asks, “Oh? Like what?”

“I would love to give your tits a test drive!” he says.

“Oh, these things?” she says, pointing to her massive set of boobs. “I've heard that you preferred mammarial intercourse, but do you think you handle me?”

“Babe,” he says, “I can fuck any set of tits of any size! Bring those puppies on!”

Giving a seductive chuckle, she says, “Be careful what you wish for, cherie...” and she takes her boobs out of her dress in the process. “You might get something a little unexpected.”

She inserts his hardened dick in between her huge breasts and gives his dick a playful squeeze. A-Log then starts to thrust himself forward as he fucks Morticia's haunted pumpkins as he places a hand on her shoulder to hold his balance during the tit-fucking.

Morticia moans in delight as she feels how warm A-Log's foxdick feels when it's wrapped in between her gigantic bosom, and is turned on by his enthusiasm as her boobs get the fucking of a lifetime. The sounds of his hips hitting her fleshy mounds fill out the garden; thankfully, the rest of the family that is still home are unable to hear the action.

“How do you like my bosom, Mr. LoGatto?” she asked, as her tits get fucked with much vigor.

“They're wonderful,” he says. “They feel so soft...!”

Giggling, she says, “That's because they're real!”

Hearing this made his dick writhe even harder, but not yet ready to cum. So he fucks her breasts even harder, letting release a moan of satisfaction. It has been a while since her bosoms were praised in this fashion, but it certainly feels good. The harder she squeezes her tits, the more please her guest's cock is. A-Log gives off a few more quick thrusts and ends it by letting Morticia take a satisfactory lick of the penis head with her tongue. What he didn't know was that the tit-fuck also caused her to feel wet down in her nether regions.

“Thanks for the tit-fuck, Morticia,” he says. “Want me to return the favor?”

“Of course,” she says. “I want you to give me a little taste before we fuck.”

“Right, but is there a chair out here?” he asked.

Morticia gestures to the big wicker garden chair and says, “How about this one? This one is my personal favorite around the house.” She then walks over and sits on it and then lifts her long dress to the side and spreads her legs, showing him her shaved, wet pussy. “Dinner is served, foxy boy! Dig in!” she said with eroticism.

A-Log comes over to her and kneels down. He then dives in and licks her pussy with a mad passion. Morticia moans in satisfaction as her guest lovingly licks her vaginal walls and gives special love to her clitoris. Morticia also caresses her bosoms and lets her fingers run through her erect nipples. She sucks on them as A-Log continues to lick her pussy with move love and attention. He then intensifies it by inserting his finger and fingers her while he licks her clitoris.

“Oh yeah, baby...” she moans. “Dig a little deeper in me!” She then thinks to herself, “I'm surprised that Enchantra kept this part of him a secret. I wonder how he'll manage for anything else during his visit?”

Several seconds pass before Morticia pushes his face off her pussy with her hand. “You did a good job,” she says with a hint of seduction. “But I need a little more from you before we finish.”

“You don't mean--?”

“That's right,” she said. “I want you to fuck me... right... now!”

“You don't have to tell me twice!” he says as he stands up and strokes himself off in anticipation. He rubs it up and down on her pussy in a teasing fashion before finally pushing it in, letting her give off a low, erotic moan. He then starts to fuck her in the missionary position, while she is on the chair, and starts a little slow so he can get used to her vagina, with feels tight, much to his surprise. He then goes faster as he hears her moan over and over again as she feels his big dick harpoon her from down below.

“Oh my!” she says while being fucked, “Enchantra didn't tell me that how big you are!”

“She is the one for surprises, isn't she?” he says as he continues ramming his cock into her gothic snatch. Morticia wraps her legs around his ass and pushes him forward. As he fucks her, he leans downward and licks and sucks her breasts. He pays close attention to licking the nipples and letting them stay erect as he continues to go balls deep in her pussy.

“Careful, Morticia,” she thinks to herself. “Make sure he doesn't go off inside you. I don't want to risk being pregnant; Gomez would figure it out by then.”

A-Log gives a few more thrusts from his hips until he's finished, once more, without shooting off too early. Morticia gives him a kiss on the lips and says, “That was wonderful!”

“I'm glad that you've enjoyed it, Morticia,” he says.

“But why don't I have a little fun as well?” she says seductively. “Let me do all the work.”

A-Log then obediently lays himself down on the ground and awaits for her. Morticia takes off her dress and places it on the chair, making her as naked as a skeleton. She then stands above him and squats downward as she grabs a hold of his erect penis and slowly inserts it back inside her pussy, letting her release a long, drawn out moan, thankfully not loud enough for the whole house to hear. She then places her hands on his chest to hold her balance as she thrusts her pussy onto his foxdick. A-Log feels relaxed as the matriarch of the Addams is getting fucked by a nice guy like him; not to mention being happy that Enchantra recommended him to her to begin with.

“Oh my, this feels so good!” she says as she arches her back. “If Gomez ever decides to try a menage a trois, I'll be sure to invite you!”

“But what if he refuses to do so?” he asks, as he thrusts upward to her pussy.

“Don't worry,” she says with reassurance. “He'll do anything as long as it's in French. It's second nature to him!”

“I see,” he says as he continues to thrust upwards to her pussy, hitting her womb in the process. Morticia continues to wail in erotic joy as she feels every inch of his penis hitting her womb.

“Turn it around, baby! Turn around!” he says. “I want to see that fine ass of yours before I cum!”

Nodding her approval, Morticia gets off his penis for a second and turns herself around, facing away from him. She kneels down this time, letting her knees rest on the ground, and reinserts his erect penis again, putting them in the reverse cowgirl position. As she gyrates her hips to feel every inch of his cock, A-Log grabs a handful of her ass and starts rubbing it and slapping it, driving her even more crazy and turned on in the process.

“Oh God, that foxdick feels so good!” she screams as her ass slams on his hips. “I want you cum all over my face!”

“Can do, Morticia!” he said with pride. “Can do!”

He gives in several more thrusts to combat her gyrations before slapping her in the ass and letting her get off. He stands up and starts to furiously stroke himself off in front of Morticia's waiting mouth. After several pumps, he shoots out several dollops of cum that lands not only in her mouth, but also on her cheeks and her boobs as well. When he is finished shooting out his load, she starts to suck him off one more time to get his dick clean.

“Glad that Enchantra told you about me?” he asks.

“Definitely,” she says erotically.

Seconds later, an explosion is heard from inside, as well as a laugh from the distance.

“Oh dear,” Morticia says. “It's Uncle Fester! Quick, put your clothes back on! We don't want him to get suspicious!”

“Good call!” he says as he puts his clothes on and Morticia puts her dress back on.

Seconds later, a being falls down from the sky and onto the garden's ground work; just in time as both Anthony and Morticia are clothed once more. The man is a stout individual, pale, has yellow eyes, bald as a cueball, and wears a light brown trenchcoat. He then notices Morticia and says, “Hey, Tish! I just dropped by from one of my explosions!” and he laughs the whole thing off.

“Good to know that you're having a good time, Uncle Fester,” she says.

“Say,” he says as he notices A-Log, “Who's the new guy?”

“Oh, this is Anthony LoGatto,” she says. “But his friends call him A-Log. He came by to visit me after my friend Enchantra told me about him. Mr. LoGatto, this is Uncle Fester. He's usually downstairs with his explosions.”

“Please to meet you, Fester!” he says, as he extends his hand in gratitude.

“Pleasures all mine, buddy!” Fester says, as he shakes A-Log's hand with much speed. “Say, why don't you help me out with a few bombs I've planted? I've got a few new ways to explode myself!”

He grabs him by the hand, and A-Log, unwillingly, comes along with Uncle Fester. Morticia smiles in content over the lovemaking she and A-Log were in moments before Fester busted in. She then notices a little dollop of cum on her hair. She picks it off and says, “He does need to work on his aim a bit. But the young boy does have a healthy cum supply.” She then continues to tend to her plant, Cleopatra, knowing that A-Log might drop by before the rest of the family returns home.

End Trick #6

With the Voices of:

1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself

2.Nancy Linari: Morticia Addams

3.Jim Cummings: Lurch

4.Rip Taylor: Uncle Fester

The Addams Family is © Charles Addams, 2011.

31 Tricks, 31 Treats: Trick #10 - Velma Dinkley

Velma reacts to A-Log's fapfic.

Hope you like the rest of the lemons! And now, here's our tenth trick of the month, Velma Dinkley, the brainy member of Mystery, Inc. There's only one warning I will give about this chapter, though. Even though it isn't shown in the fic itself, there is implied beastiality (ala what you've seen in the drawings of Julius Zimmerman). Once more, she mentions that in passing in thought. Plus, I think it's a little shorter than the other chapters. Either way, enjoy!

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31 Tricks, 31 Treats

A Set of Halloween lemons by Anthony “A-Log” LoGatto

NOTE: The setting is simple. There will be women that are either dressed up in costumes or actual monster femmes. All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well. Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

Trick #10: Velma Dinkley (Pirate Girl)

Halloween. It's the one time of the year where ghouls and goblins go out to haunt the night. It is also the time of year where normal people dress up as their monster, ghoul or character of choice and go out trick or treating for candy and other treats. However, many of those who are mature have also used costumes for their own devices as well.

It's another night in Crystal Cove. The atmosphere is spooky, filled with fog, but the night is more focused on a party that is being prepared at the Dinkley household. We then see the nerdy and eggheaded member of the famed Mystery Inc., Velma Dinkley, in costume placing the decorations as A-Log helps her out. A-Log is visiting her while his friend, rapper V-Dogg, is escorting Daphne Blake. Velma is wearing a sexy pirate girl outfit, complete with a red bandana, red and white striped shirt, which punctuates her cleavage, which is about a DDD Cup, a tattered skirt with a belt, pistol, torn thigh-high garters, and pirate boots. She also has a specialized eye-patch on her right lens of her glasses.

“How's the ghosts coming along, Anthony?” she asks.

“They're coming along great, Velma!” he said. “What about the party games?”

“Well,” she said, “I got the water in along with the apples for the 'Bobbing for Apples' game; music is set up for the right songs for tonight; and we've got some treats my mom sent over. Thank God she's working the late shift tonight.”

“Agreed,” he said. “Besides, she would freak if she saw you in that outfit.”

“Speaking of which,” Velma said, turning around so A-Log can take a good look at it, “How do I look?”

“Hot and nerdy, as usual,” he says with a grin.

“Thanks,” she says. “I will admit my boobs have been getting a little bigger.” She then gives him an annoyed stare and says, “And I highly doubt it's weight issues.”

“But if you think about it,” he says, “The body fat would only go into the mammary glands, hence the size differences.”

Blushing, she says, “Good point. But still, trying to stay healthy at least.”

“Let me change the subject,” he says. “I've got my costume ready for the party. I'll be glad to show it to you.”

“Go right ahead,” she says. “Just don't take to long.”

He goes off to another part of the house to change as he leaves Velma alone to set up the rest of the decorations for the party.

“I wonder what he's got planned this time?” she thinks to himself. “Probably something a little naughty for him and me to partake in when the party gets boring. Damn, I'm feeling a little horny just thinking about it.”

Just after she finishes her thought, she hears him say, “Ok, I'm here! Take a gander at this!”

Velma turns around, but becomes underwhelmed over the fact that it's a simple ghost costume with two holes cut for the eyes and the word “BOO!” written on the center. But for some reason, there's an additional hole down below.

“Is that it?” she asked. “A simple ghost costume?”

“That's right!” he says.

“Don't think that's a little too easy?” she said.

“On the contrary,” he said in a tone that is akin to being as-matter-of-factually, “Look at the hole below me.”

“What for?”

“A little surprise.”

Curious, Velma walks over and see what he meant for the creation of the hole.

“I don't see anything,” she says.

“Wait.”

Seconds later, A-Log hikes it up to release his erect penis, thus surprising Velma in the process.

“Jinkies!” she exclaimed. “I didn't expect that!”

“Nobody ever did that for you?” he asked.

“Never,” she said. “But...” saying this with a now curious and turned-on tone, “I would love to give this a try if you don't mind?”

“Go right ahead!” he says.

Velma takes his hard erect foxdick in his hand. “So warm...” she thinks to herself. Without any second thought, she starts to suck on his hard tool with her mouth, thus bringing them into fellatio. She sucks on the head and shaft as her left hand holds on to the base of the penis, bobbing her head back and forth to the rhythm. Even though she can't see it, A-Log is smiling and being pleased with how this nerdy girl can suck like a pro.

“Damn girl,” he said, “How did you become a pro at this?”

She temporarily takes his dick out of her mouth and says, “You'd be surprised on how much I've learned from the Internet regarding sex and sexuality!” With that, she continues the blowjob, paying attention to the shaft once more. At one point, she decides to suck and lick his testicles, thus teabagging him. She then lifts her shirt up to reveal her big breasts, but not taking it off, probably to get him even harder.

“Nice to see you've brought the girls out!” he says.

“Glad you appreciate them for their size,” she says. “Is there anything you like to do to them?”

“How about I fuck those tits?” he says. “I think it's possible in this outfit.”

“That remains to be seen,” she said as she gives his dick one last lick with her tongue before she places his dick in between her famous sweater puppies. A-Log then thrusts his hips against her boobs, thus bringing him and Velma into the tit-fuck position, but standing up.

He thrusts his hips madly as his penis goes in and out of Velma's breasts, the size makes it look like a hot dog in a big, soft bun. Velma moans as she feels how warm his foxdick is as it goes in and out.

“How much would you bet V-Dogg and Daphne are doing the same thing?” he asked, all the while fucking her boobs.

“Slight possibility,” she says with an erotic tone. “But my set's a little bigger than her's!”

“That's my girl...” he says as his dick is massaged by her tits.

He continues to fuck her tits a few more times, but knowing that he doesn't want to cum too early, he gives one more push and ends it.

“Ending a little early, I see?” says Velma.

“Don't want to cum that soon,” he says. “But I want to cum the old fashioned way.”

“I think I know where this is going,” she says. “However...” she says as she goes to a different part of the room to get an object. She then comes back with a condom. “Just wanted to take some precautions.”

“I understand,” he says as he lets Velma put the condom on his erect penis.

After she does so, she takes off her panties and places it in another part of the room. She then goes to a nearby table, places her hands on it and shows off her ass towards him.

“Come on, ghost boy,” she says erotically. “Fuck me! That me out of this world with that hard foxdick!”

A-Log can only oblige as he steps closer and proceeds to insert his penis into her awaiting vagina. Velma moans as she feels every inch of his cock enter her pussy, and continues to do so as he moves back and forth.

He thrusts into her slowly at first, but quickens the pace with how much she moans and groans for his cock. Her ass shakes with every thrust from his hips. The table also shakes a bit as she's getting speared by his pork sword.

“How do you like getting stabbed by my pork sword, lass?” he says.

“Oh... God, I'm powerless against it!” she screams with erotic passion. “Keep ravaging me with that dick! Oh! OH! God, that feels so good...!”

“It'll feel better for a pirate lass like you to defend yourself,” he says. “Now move that ass back to me, baby!”

She does so, and moves her ass back and forth, making sure he goes balls deep into her as the sounds of skin hitting skin fills the air.

“Good God, he's a lot better than Shaggy when he fucks me,” she thinks to herself. “Although, there's one other animal that would be as good as him. But, I really don't want to freak him out on that.”

She continues to feel his dick slamming into her pussy until she succumbs to a orgasm; her cum trickling down his erect dick. He then pulls out, and her cum drips down to the floor as well.

“Pretty powerful, wasn't it?” he says.

“I can tell,” she says, struggling to regain her footing. “We've got to continue decorating soon, but why don't we do one position?”

“Anything you have in mind?” he asks.

“Well, why don't you lay down on the floor, and let me do all the work?” she says.

A-Log complies and lays down on the floor. He moves his ghost sheet onto his belly, show it'll only show the lower half of his body, which is naked, and his still erect dick. Velma stands atop him and sits herself down on his lap. She then grabs a hold of his erect dick in the process with her hand and inserts it slowly into her pussy. She lets it settle in for a second and then starts to thrust and gyrate her hips onto his lap, getting the full force of his dick once more, but this time, in the cowgirl position.

Velma moans loudly as she feels all six inches coming into her pussy as she goes up and down like she's riding a bull. Her breasts bounce up and down as she continues to get penetrated by his foxdick. His hands pop out of the sheets and places his hands on her ass, and helps her by thrusting upward and spanking her ass cheeks to get her going.

“Oh my God!” she screams in erotic joy. “That foxdick is amazing!”

“I'd like to fuck you all night if I have to!” he says, fucking her in process.

“I'd be surprised if Daphne wants a run later tonight!” she says.

“Maybe you can join in?” he suggested. “Double your pleasure, double you fun, baby!”

She keeps getting fucked in the cowgirl position until she feels his penis writhing around her pussy.

“Oh that cock is so good!” she screamed in ecstasy. “I want you to cum all over my face!”

“Can do, baby,” he said. “Can do!”

He thrusts upward until she gets up and he takes the condom off and jerks himself off. As soon as he stands up, Velma kneels on the floor, fingering herself, and awaits for him to spray her with his semen. After several strokes through the sheets, he shoots several dollops of cum onto her awaiting face; several drops also hit her glasses. He then decides to change target and shoot several more onto her tits until he runs out.

“How did you like my costume?” he asked.

“Perfect!” says Velma. “Daphne's gonna freak when she's you in that getup.”

“Damn straight!” he says. He moves the mouth hole a little to give her a kiss on the lips. “Now let's clean up and continue decorating.

“Ok,” says Velma. As she gets herself up, she then asks, “Where did you put that condom at, anyway?”

“Garbage,” he says. “I'm sure no one would assume what we did earlier.”

“But what about that encore later?” she asks, with a seductive tone.

“I'm sure V-Dogg has enough rubbers to spare,” he says reassuringly.

He lets Velma continue with the decorating as he goes to the bathroom to clean herself off. As she is alone, she thinks to herself, “He may not be Scooby, but he's certainly knows a few tricks up his sleeve.”

End Trick #10.

With the Voices of:

1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself

2.Mindy Cohn: Velma Dinkley

Velma Dinkley and Scooby-Doo are © Hanna-Barbera/Warner Brothers, 2011.

31 Tricks, 31 Treats: Trick #11 - Blondi Bee

AAAAAARGH ARRRRRGH NO, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEEEEEEEES!!

Another day, another chapter. Trick #11 is another OC of mine named Blondi Bee. She was based on a design I saw from Josh Roesch (aka JR The Monster Boy), and I asked for permission to create a character from it (like I did with Quacketta and Mary Kay). He agreed. Anyway, here's Blondi Bee!

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31 Tricks, 31 Treats

A Set of Halloween lemons by Anthony “A-Log” LoGatto

NOTE: The setting is simple. There will be women that are either dressed up in costumes or actual monster femmes. All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well. Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

Trick #11: Blondi Bee (Queen)

Halloween. It's the one time of the year where ghouls and goblins go out to haunt the night. It is also the time of year where normal people dress up as their monster, ghoul or character of choice and go out trick or treating for candy and other treats. However, many of those who are mature have also used costumes for their own devices as well.

We see a beautiful, curvy bee woman putting on her costume in her room. The bee lady does have spectacular curves; most notably her bust size of 36E, of which she is proud of. She also has four arms, normal for an insect like her. Her usual bee-striped ensemble is being replaced by something else; she places on her arms silver elbow length gloves; white garters on her black legs; a black and yellow gown that follow shows her cleavage in the front (also designed to accommodate for insects); and a crown placed on her beehive-like hairdo. She checks herself out in the mirror and loves what she sees. It is apparent that her costume of choice is that of a queen.

“Blondi!” says a voice from downstairs, verifying the woman's name. “Done yet?”

“I'll be down there in a minute, baby!” she says. The curvy bee woman is Blondi Bee, one of A-Log's many lovers. Like Mary Kay, he met her during his trip to Jamaica back in 2003, and she has been enthralled by him ever since. Athletic for her size, she loves it when A-Log checks her out during her days at the gym. She checks her outfit in the mirror one last time and leaves her bedroom.

We then go downstairs where A-Log is dressed as a king. He's got everything: the crown, the cape; the whole nine yards. He then looks up to see Blondi walking down the stairs. Smiling, he says, “You look gorgeous, my queen bee!”

“Charmed,” she said as she walked towards him from the stairs. “I'm glad that I've picked out these costumes for us.”

“We'll definitely win the couples category for the costume contest,” he says with pride.

“I'm still surprised that I can even fit in this thing,” she says, patting her stomach. “Thank goodness for plus sizes!”

“Blondi, baby,” he said reassuringly, “I'm sure that you look fine. Besides, I always like my women a little bigger... in certain places.”

“Yes, I can still remember how you are fond of my physique,” she says of her figure. “You can say that my figure is a little... queenly than most.”

“How would I know for sure?” he mischievously asks.

“Oh?” she said. “I think I know a way.” She then sits on the love seat and says, “Why don't you treat me like a queen? The party isn't going to start for another hour, so we won't be too late.”

“Gladly,” he says, and gets up. She then stops him by raising her hand up and then pointing to the ground. He kneels to the ground to await further orders.

“Alright, my king,” she says. “I want you to kiss my feet before we proceed with anything further!”

Nodding, he does as he's told. He start kissing her foot, which is covered by a yellow high heel. The feeling of having her foot kissed releases a soft purr from the bee babe and beckons him to continue. He then softly kisses her leg and goes up to the knee, further giving Blondi pleasure. He is then surprised as he goes further, he notices that she isn't wearing any panties at all.

“I'm guessing my queen is going commando?” he teased.

“Don't tease me!” she said. “It's just a little easier access for when we get there.”

“Well,” he says, “Why don't I scratch that royal itch you have?”

He then goes further and starts licking her bare pussy, thus giving her shivers down her spine, especially her stinger. She hikes up her gown to give him a little more access as he licks the honey from deep within her honeypot.

“Oh yes...” she moaned. “Eat your queen out, my king! Lick every drop of my honey...!”

A-Log, like the obedient dog, continues to lap up her juices as he decides to insert a finger in her snatch, and fingers her in a fast motion. She arches her back as he continues to dig in. This lasts until she pushes his head off her vagina.

“That will be all, my king,” Blondi said as she catches her breath.

“Thanks, milady,” he says. “Now it's time to return the favor.”

“How do you mean?”

“Well,” he says, as he drops his pants and presents his erect six-inch foxdick to her, “You can polish my scepter. I'm sure that'll be possible?”

Smiling, Blondi says, “I would love to taste your scepter, my king.”

She then leans forward from her seating on the couch and starts to insert his dick into her mouth. Her first two sets of arms place one hand on his nutsack as the other hand strokes the shaft; her other set of arms fondle her breasts in anticipation. She bobs her head back and forth to take all of his dick into her mouth; coating with with a mix of saliva and honey in the process.

“How do you like my scepter, my queen?” he asks, placing his hand on the back of her head.

“Delicious...” she says as she sucks him off.

A-Log takes off his cape and sets it on a nearby chair. Blondi continues to suck and lick his hard tool with every bit of gusto. She pops it out of her mouth and starts licking the head and shaft nice and slowly. She also takes the time to lick and suck his family jewels as well. She juggles his balls with her mouth and her honey-coated breath is coating his testicles, making him feel ticklish in the process.

A-Log then thrusts his penis into her mouth; the sounds of slurping filling out the room as her bosoms shake from the force of the BJ. A-Log glances below to see them shake and heave and says to her, “You're doing a very good job, my queen bee. But let's try another position.”

She removes the dick from her mouth, saying, “Really? What do you have in mind?”

“Simple,” he says, “I want to fuck those tits, my dear!”

“Splendid,” she says with much eroticism. “Why not sit down? I'll do all the work here; you know this is my specialty!”

A-Log nods in agreement and sits on the couch. She stands up and releases her large breasts from her top portion of the costume. She then kisses him on the lips as her second set of arms jerk him off to keep it stiff. She kneels in front of him, making him spread his legs, and places the rock hard foxdick in between her big bee tits. She gives it a tight squeeze, letting him released a satisfied grunt.

“Ready, your majesty?” she says erotically.

“Proceed,” he says.

She moves her breasts up and down on his erect cock, letting the head pop up at certain points. The sight of his penis playing hide and seek from within her boobs makes her giggle with mirth as she feels how warm his dick is in between them. With every stroke and squeeze, she is pleasuring him even more with one of his favorite sexual acts.

She then decides to go a little further by having her second pair of hands help out by giving them a bigger squeeze. To A-Log, this is the bright side of fucking an insect femme: the extra pair of arms.

“Yeah, squeeze that cock, baby!” he says. “God I love how you give me a tit-fuck!”

“It's easy having an extra pair of arms to work with, baby!” she says, still letting her tits rub his erect cock. “It's easier to see what'll come out!” Just as she says it, she feels his dick writhing. Oh,” she says with mock surprise, “Looks like my king is about to coronate me!”

“This early?” he says with a worried tone.

“Don't worry,” she says with reassurance. “We'll still go at it just the same. But for now, cum for me baby!”

She rubs his dick harder with her boobs. The tit-fuck was intense enough, but the fact that she has four arms makes this heaven to him. After several squeezes, he lets out a stream of cum onto her face and breasts. She licks a few that landed on her cheeks and lips, she slyly licks it off with her tongue; as well as his licking her books as well.

“Feeling exhausted, my king?” she asks seductively.

“Yes,” he says.

“Why not rest while I pleasure you some more?” she says, as she stands up to take off the bottom part of her gown off and lets it flow onto the floor, showing him her garters and corset. She then gets on top of his lap and rubs her booty, as well as the stinger above, on his still erect penis, teasing him in the process.

“Allow me to place your scepter in my dungeon?” she asks.

“Do it!” he says. “I want to pleasure my queen with all my strength!”

“Give it time,” she says. “But let me do the work first.” She holds his penis with her lower hand and says, “All right, here we go!” And she slowly shoves it in his her wet pussy. She lets out a sexually gratifying moan as she starts to thrust and gyrates her hips on his, as she feels every inch of his foxdick hitting her insides. Her lower arms spreads her ass, giving him more room for him to go balls deep into her honeypot; her upper arms hold on the couch cushion besides A-Log's head.

“Oh shit!” he moans. “Of all the queens I've copulated with, you're the best!”

Grinning, she says, “That's what you get when you're with the queen bee!”

Smiling, A-Log decides to suck her E Cup breasts, thus letting Blondi release a few moans and groans, all the while being speared by his meaty scepter.

“How do you love your queen?” she asks.

“A lot!” he says.

“How much?”

“This much!”

He then kisses her passionately on the lips as his penis still penetrates her pussy. Throughout the kiss, she feels an orgasm coming on.

“Oh God!” she screams out. “I can feel it, baby! I can feel it coming...!”

“Before that,” he says, “Let me see that ass before you cum!”

Nodding, she turns herself around, and replaces the hardon into her pussy again, and starts to get fucked in the reverse cowgirl position. A-Log can see both her ass and her stinger in full glory as she sets her pussy down repeatedly before the decides to arch her back, letting him thrust upwards into her pussy and letting her stinger rest on his chest; thankfully not poking him to the point of accidental death. With a few more combined gyrations and thrusts, Blondi Bee hits an orgasm and releases her love juice all over his erect cock. She then rests her head besides A-Log and asks, “Did I do well, my king?”

“Of course, but I want to have one more go before we leave,” he says.

“Really?” she says. “What do you have in mind?”

“Take a rest on the arm of the couch, Blondi,” he says. “I'm sure you'll figure out the rest.”

She gets off his penis and rests her arms on the armrest of the couch, leaving her ass exposed. He then kneels on the couch and starts teasing her by slapping her ass with his dick.

“Ready, my queen?” he asks.

“Yes...” she says. “Fuck me... fuck me even harder...!”

“Alright,” he says. “And don't worry, I'll do all the work for you.”

He then slowly inserts his six-incher in her pussy, letting her release yet another long, drawn out moan. He then starts fucking her in the doggy-style position as she moans her satisfaction towards his work. Her ass jiggles with each thrust from his hips. Knowing well of her stinger, he holds it by his arm, so it wouldn't stab him in the chest. Either way, Blondi is enjoying being fucked from behind.

“Mmmm yes, baby...” she says with eroticism. “You and I are a definite shoe-in for that costume contest...!”

“With the way we're going,” he says, his hips still her's in the process, “We could go beyond royalty when we win!”

She smiles as she continues getting fucked from behind. To make him go even further, she uses her lower set of arms to spread her ass so he can have more access. Minutes later, he can feel his dick writhe inside her pussy, meaning that he's about ready to pop.

“My queen!” he says. “Your king is about to cum!”

“Any particular place you want to spread your royal seed, my king?” she asks erotically.

“Let me cum on your queenly boobs!”

“Excellent target, baby!”

He then pulls out as Blondi sits herself on the couch and cradles her breasts, presenting them to him as he strokes himself off in amazing velocity. After several strokes, he shoots more cum onto her big bosoms, letting it drip along in the process. She smiles at him, knowing that she made him cum twice in one night.

“How's that?” he asked. “Did I treat you like a queen?”

“Like royalty!” she says as she licks some traces of cum off her breasts. “Now lets get ourselves cleaned up. We've got a party to attend to.”

He checks the clock above her wall and says, “You're right. Get your costume together. I'll get some tissues.”

He goes to get some tissues to clean himself and Blondi. When he comes back, he helps her clean herself up, as she does to him. Afterward, they redress in their costumes and are now prepared for the party.

“Shall I escort you to your carriage, my queen bee?” he says.

“You shall,” she says, and places her hand on his and they walk out the door. She thinks to himself, “I'd like to see how the judges will like our royal approach to this party. I'd especially see how Rouge and Shadow would try to to us this year?”

End Trick #11

With the Voices of:

1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself

2.Suzy Prue: Blondi Bee

Blondi Bee is © Wacked-Out Entertainment and Anthony LoGatto; design by Josh Roesch.

31 Tricks, 31 Treats: Trick #13 - Julie-Su the Echidna

Sorry for the lateness, but here's Trick #13, Julie-Su of Sonic the Hedgehog. Once more, with the NYCC/NYAF, writing the script and recording my show, as well as attending a meeting, I was a bit late with this. But either way, I'm still posting it regardless. Enjoy!

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31 Tricks, 31 Treats

A Set of Halloween lemons by Anthony “A-Log” LoGatto

NOTE: The setting is simple. There will be women that are either dressed up in costumes or actual monster femmes. All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well. Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

Trick #13: Julie-Su (Lara Croft)

Trolls were amused to note that A-Log frequently refers to Julie-Su as 'Julie' throughout this story, but during the sex scene, immediately switches back to calling her 'Julie-Su'. As though he were, on some level, aware that comparisons might be drawn.

Halloween. It's the one time of the year where ghouls and goblins go out to haunt the night. It is also the time of year where normal people dress up as their monster, ghoul or character of choice and go out trick or treating for candy and other treats. However, many of those who are mature have also used costumes for their own devices as well.

We see our nerdy fox A-Log dressed as the famed treasure hunter, Indiana Jones, complete with fedora, coat, whip; the whole nine yards. He takes a look in the mirror as he inspects himself in the costume. He wants to make sure this is done right.

“Julie!” he says to someone out of his view point. “How are you coming along with your costume!”

“Just about finished, A-Log!” she says from a another room.

“Alright,” he says, “Let me take a good look at you!”

Seconds later, a figure comes down the stairs. The girl he was checking on earlier is a female echidna with pink fur, tufts of hair on the front, and a few dreadlocks on the back and dark violet eyes. Several of her parts are also cybernetic. She is wearing a blue sleeveless top, khaki shorts, brown boots and holds several fake guns. She also wears sunglasses as well. This echidna is Julie-Su, Knuckles' ex-girlfriend and acquaintance of A-Log's, and she is dressed like Lara Croft. The only irony about her in said costume is the breast sizes: Julie-Su has an ample C-Cup bust. A-Log is happy to see this in his sights.

“Nice choice, Julie!” he says.

“Thanks,” says Julie-Su. “It's all appropriate really. You're dressed as Indiana Jones, I'm dressed as Lara Croft; it's perfect! Not to mention we'll be a shoe-in for that costume contest!”

“Yeah, unless Rouge and Shadow plan something more elaborate than us,” A-Log joked.

“Please, do you really think she can win every costume contest on Halloween?” she said.

“Good point,” he says, kissing her on the cheek. “Now let's get going.”

“Just one thing I want to know before we go,” says Julie-Su. “Rouge told me a little something not too long ago.”

“Really?” he asks. “About what?”

“Well, according to her, you actually traveled around the world with the real Lara Croft,” she says, recalling a time when A-Log went around the world as an assistant to the famed, busty treasure hunter.

“Yes, I went around the world as her companion,” he says. “She placed that add so she wouldn't get too lonely during these treasure hunts. It did take a while to get rid of those mosquito bites after the excursion though.”

“Companion?” she says, with her hands on her hips. “More like a fuck buddy to me?”

Surprised, he said, “Rouge mentioned that? Geez, hope I didn't make her too jealous.”

“Not at all,” Julie-Su says reassuringly. “But,” she says as she places a hand on his shoulder, “Hearing that story got me thinking. I'm wondering if fucking someone dressed as her would be the same as the real thing?”

Taken aback by the sudden proposal, he said, “I'm guessing that's why you got the costume?”

“Well, one of them,” she says with honesty. “Besides,” she says as her wraps her arms around his neck, “My boobs aren't as big as her's, but I'm sure you're eager to give it a try!”

“Sure thing,” he says. “But what about the party?”

“There's no reason anyone would complain about us being fashionably late,” she says seductively.

Seconds the later, the two share a passionate kiss with one another. He can feel how soft her lips are as he kisses her. Things begin to intensify as they start intertwining their tongues together, thus making them French kiss. He also manages to grope one of her breasts with one hand, making her gasp a little, and he gropes her ass with the other.

He releases the kiss and says, “Do you like that from your Indy?”

“Of course,” she says seductively. “But there is one thing I would love to see you whip out.”

Confused, he says gestures his whip and says, “This whip?”

“No silly,” she says. “That's something my half-sister would enjoy. I meant this!” And she grabs his erection, which is protruding from his pants. “It meant the whole night for me to see this monster at play!”

“Anything for you, babe!” he says as he unbuckles his belt. “Anything for you!”

Julie-Su then kneels on the ground and waits for the coming results. As soon as he takes down both his pants and boxers, she is surprised to see his six-inch foxdick come forth.

“Woah!” she exclaims with total surprise. “You fucked Rouge and Knux's mom with this thing?”

“Well,” he says with full modesty, “A lot of them are surprised when they first see the little guy.”

“He doesn't seem so little to me,” she says jokingly.

“Anything you like to do with him?” he asks.

“Well...” she says seductively, while keeping her eyes on his erect cock. “I'd like to give this sucker a taste and see if I can handle it!”

“Give it a shot!” he says.

Julie-Su smiles at him and starts to lick the head of his cock softly at first, making him release a low moan of satisfaction. She then engulfs her mouth on his entire dick and starts sucking slowly, thus bringing them into fellatio. She bobs her head back and forth as she coats his cock with her saliva, getting the full length into her mouth.

A-Log moans and says, “Now that's how you suck a dick, baby...! I'm still surprised Knux broke up with you!”

She momentarily releases his cock and says, “Well let's see Amy pleasure him with this!” and she goes faster with the blowjob and sucks even harder. A-Log's eyes roll to the back of the head as he places his hand on the back of her head and pushes it back and forth to assist her. As the sounds of sucking are heard throughout the living room, A-Log then says, “Now that's how you'll handle the family jewels...!”

Julie-Su is a little surprised by that, thinking “I haven't even teabagged him and he still feels it from there? Not a big fan of the whole sucking balls thing, but at least he can hold out a good sperm count.”

This lasts until she decides to give it one last, long, seductive lick from the base of the shaft to the head of the penis. A-Log is a little confused and asks, “Not wanting me to fire my gun too early?”

“Not until you give me some!” she says as she starts to take off her khaki shorts, showing off her wet pussy. She then walks over to the couch, sits on it, and spreads her legs. She beckons him to come over and says, “Before we set off the fireworks, you've got to get me a little hot, too!”

Licking his lips, he says, “Pleasure's all mine!” and he walks up where she sits, gets on his knees in front of her and immediately, like clockwork, starts licking her vagina. Julie-Su gives off a surprised moan as she feels his tongue waggling around in her love hole licking every ounce of her pussy juice.

Julie-Su arches her back a bit, letting him go deeper, and moans in content. “I suppose you sucked her pussy like this?”

“She loved it!” he said as he eats her out. “Just as much as she loved giving me head!”

Smiling, she then says, “Glad to see that the famous Lara Croft has been so kind, but I'm still just as good dressed as this! Unh! Oh! Keep going, baby...!”

“You're as good as many of the girls I've been with,” he beams with pride as he continues eating her sweet spot. “Here, I'll prove to you!”

On cue, he inserts two fingers into her pussy and starts fingerbanging the cybernetic echidna babe. Julie-Su moans and groans as she feels her pussy ravaged by his fingers. Her clit it also being licked softly by his tongue in the process.

“Keep licking, baby!” she screamed. “Keep licking that fuckin' pussy!”

He continues his work until she pushes his head further as she arches up her back and reaches orgasms; her love juice splashing his face in the process. After subsiding, she releases him from her grip and allows him to breath again.

“Pretty good, huh?” she says to him with a grin.

“Awesome!” he says. “Anything else you have in mind?”

“What do you need, a dictionary for this?” she asked with mock sarcasm. “Fuck me! Fuck me hard, you manly treasure hunter!”

He smiles from ear-to-ear and says, “I don't need to nuke the fridge for--” and gets interrupted by a sudden presence of her fake gun to his muzzle and she says, “Mention that moronic scene again, and we're ending this early!” Looks like she really hates that one scene from Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull really much; she and everybody else for that matter.

“Couldn't be helped!” he defended. “Now let's get this started!”

He stands as Julie-Su moves herself down a bit on the couch as he starts to slide his penis up and down her pussy, teasing her in the process.

“Must you tease me?” she asks erotically.

“Just to see if that pussy's ready,” he says. “Are you?”

“Yes!” she says. “Shove that dick in already!”

He then shoves his six-incher in her pussy with full force, letting her releasing a long, drawn out moan from this echidna beauty. He starts off slow, but gets egged on to go faster by his lover. Feeling how big he is, she grips the cushions from besides her as he continues to fuck her senseless.

“I'm surprised that Lara can take all this!” she says with erotic joy.

“She can take almost anything in from her experiences,” he says. “I've seen her getting fucked by natives as well, and she seemed to enjoy how savvy they were to her.”

He keeps fucking her in the missionary position until she decides to switch up a bit and sets her legs up a little higher and then places herself on her side, giving the impression of the spooning position, only the “giver” is standing up while she's on the couch.

“Like to change it up, eh?” he says while fucking her.

“Don't you like a girl with variety?” she says erotically. “Now less talking, more fucking!”

“Yes ma'am!”

He keeps fucking in this different position, but notices that she hasn't uncovered her breasts yet. He soon changes by outstretching his arms and pulls it over to reveal her C-Cup breasts. He leans over to suck on them, thus bringing this fucking into overdrive.

Moments later, they're in another position; this time, it's the cowgirl position, with him laying on the couch and Julie-Su gyrating her hips onto his, letting her pussy plop onto this cock instantly.

“You like being on top, don't you?” he says as he thrusts up her pussy.

“I love it!” she says erotically. “I love to feel that hard foxdick penetrating my insides! It feels so good!”

“Even though your like my age, you're still so tight!”

“It comes with the territory, baby!”

Her buttocks continue to bounce on top of his dick and she feels yet another orgasm coming.

“Oh God, I can feel another one coming!” she says, and she grits her teeth to try to hold out another scream.

“Don't worry, Julie,” he says. “Let it all out!”

She nods and after a few more thrusts from her body, she succumbs to another orgasm, her womanly juices splattering all over his erect cock. She collapses on top of him and she asks, “Ready to go?”

“Not yet,” he says. “I've yet to cum.”

“What do you have in mind for another position?” she asks.

“Simple,” he says. “My personal favorite! Now get on all fours on the floor!”

“I can tell where this is going,” she says, smiling to herself as she gets onto the floor on all fours. A-Log joins her and teasingly rubs his cock onto her pussy yet again.

“Come on, hurry up!” she says. “That party's going to start in 20 minutes, and we can't be late for that contest!”

“Don't worry,” he says. “I've got my priorities... straight!”

On the last word he said, he inserts his cock into her pussy once more, this time in the doggy-style position. He starts off slow as he starts fucking Julie-Su in her vagina, but quickens the pace with every moan and groan he hears from her mouth. Her breasts sway with the movement below her, and her ass feels the brunt of his hips driving through like a piston.

“Oh God, Indy!” calling him by the character he's still dressed as. “That statue of yours is a real treasure!”

“I've always gotten my hands on the finest treasures,” he says whilst fucking her brains out. “I've always got a good use for them!”

Julie-Su continues to moan and groan, as well as move herself back to feel even more of his cock, as it keeps going balls deep into her treasured valley. She feels his penis writhing around inside her, and he feels her pussy getting tighter and tighter, trapping it like a vice. It appears that both of them are ready for the inevitable.

“Oh shit, Julie-Su!” he says out loud. “I'm about to cum!”

“So am I!” she says, screaming in erotic joy. “Let's cum together!”

Worried, he says, “But I can't get you pregnant!”

“You know I'm on the pill!” she corrected. “Now keep fucking me until we cum...! Oh God, it's tearing my insides apart!”

He keeps thrusting faster and faster until he feels it. With one last hard push, he shoots his cum deep inside her vagina. Not to be outdone, Julie-Su also screams out in joy as she hits her last orgasm of the night, drenching his cock with her cum.

Afterward, the scene is silent, save for them panting and catching their breath. He pulls out of her, letting his cum drip out of her pussy in the process.

“Now... do I... match up... to her...?” she says, while catching her breath.

“You're just as good as her, Julie-Su!” he says, also catching his breath. He checks his watch and says, looks like we have some time to get to the party.”

“Right,” she says, finding her discarded khaki shorts and putting them on again. “Besides, we've got a contest to win!”

“Right!” he says, putting his pants on once again. “Wait. Isn't Knuckles and Amy coming as well?”

“Yes, but I'll be sure to rub it in a little,” she says, still feeling some sort of spite for Knux dumping her for Amy.

“Just don't let it go too far,” he reminds her. “Your temper is a little bigger than Knux's.”

“True,” she says. “But unlike him, I control it!”

Nodding in agreement, he says, “Good to know.” He interlocks his arms with her's and says, “May I?”

“Of course!” she says. “Now let's win that contest! Who can resist two attractive treasure hunters?”

Hours after the party...

“How did our costumes got second place?” Julie-Su says in disgust.

“Beats me,” says A-Log, sharing her displeasure. “How did Rouge get that Lady Gaga ensemble?”

“At least seeing Shadow dressed as her gay dancers was a riot!” she says, seeing at least one bright side to the loss.

“Indeed,” he says. “Next year?”

“Next year we'll win!” she exclaims.

End Trick #13

With the voices of:

1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself

2.Rachael Lillis: Julie-Su

Julie-Su and all related characters are © Sega of America & Archie Comics, 2011.

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