Ditto

Late last Thursday, a Ditto appeared in /b/. Chaos struck out, people posted pictures, only to be mimicked by the innocent ditto.

Characteristics

Dittos can transform into any other Pokémon on request...

...Unfortunately, Dittos are also trolls.

It is well known that Dittos are rampant androgynous Pokémans that love to befriend anything that moves regardless of whether it is desired or not. They can be easily reckognized by their fluffy pinkyness and blank staring dotty eyes.

This is acceptable because all Pokémans are generally asking for it (especially the faggy, furbait ones like Lucario, Zoroark and Lopunny) and enjoy copulating with warmed up jello.

However, because this Pokémon is both androgynous and a shapeshifter, our crack research team is currently investigating whether or not LittleCloud's true identity is not a dragon, but in fact a Ditto.

Closely related to the dildo (and generally used for the same purposes) Ditto's are known for their jelly-like nature and constant happiness.

Ditto has a magical move called Transform. The only other pokéman that can use it is Mew, but the furries are to busy fapping to Zoroark to give a flying fuck.

Ditto may be a living venereal disease or STD. Others theorize that they are actually the malformed, mutated aborted fetuses of Mew, a Pokémon well known among Pokémon Professors for its whorishness.

Instructions for use

STEP ONE: Procure a Ditto, preferably one that has never been used.
STEP TWO: Lubricate the anus of the receiving partner with saliva or another natural lubricant.
STEP THREE: Remove the Ditto from the microwave.
STEP FOUR:Insert Ditto into anus of receiving partner.
STEP FIVE: ????
STEP TEN: PROFIT!!!

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Rule 34

Ditto is part of a series on Pokémon [Gotta catch ’em all!Who’s that Pokémon?]
A FUCKING POKEMON Abra	Aggron Aggron	Alakazam Alakazam	Bidoof Bidoof	Blastoise Blastoise
Braixen Braixen	Charizard Charizard	Cloyster Cloyster	Ditto Ditto	Empoleon Empoleon
Empoleon Espeon	Garchomp Garchomp	Gardevoir Gardevoir	Hypno Hypno	Jynx Jynx
Jigglypuff Jigglypuff	Kadabra Kadabra	It's a Kirby, retard Kirby	Koffing Koffing	Lanturn Lanturn
Cunnilingus Lickitung	Lopunny Lopunny	Lucario Lucario	Lugia Lugia	Metapod Metapod
Mewtwo Mewtwo	Mistystuffer Misty	Mudkip Mudkip	Twitch Plays Pokemon Omanyte	Pikaman Pikaman
Pokemon Go Pokémon Go	Swirlface Poliwhirl	Porygon Porygon	Primeape Primeape	Probopass Probopass
JustinRPG Reshiram	Riolu Riolu	FUCK_YEAH_SEAKING Seaking	Shaymin Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey Shiny Pidgey
Slowpoke Slowpoke	Smugleaf Smugleaf	Snorlax Snorlax	Snover Snover	Squirtle Squirtle
Suicune Suicune	Vileplume Vileplume	Xatu Xatu	Zoroark Zoroark