Georgia

Georgia is an unofficial state of North America in the Caucasus Mountains containing 4.3 million Stalins. Known as Sakartvelobantustan[1] in their native tongue but known abroad as the land which unleashed Joseph Stalin on the world.

President Saakashvili

Georgian Stalin

See South Ossetia to find out about the time Georgia poked Russia and got defeated. The leader of Georgia is a batshit insane gazillionaire French Jew by the name of Bidzina Ivanishvili, who succeeded a wise and charismatic man known as Mikheil Saakashvili, known for his ability to do old school ethnic-cleansing and then rationalize it away with a cheery smile on Charlie Rose.

Georgians first had some independent kingdoms in the land, and were great warriors despite being dominated at one point or another first by Mongoloid Azns, then by the subhuman Turks, then by Iran, and finally by the Russofags. However, one thing stands out: they were among the first Christfags ever, having been converted by some slut named Saint Nino.

When the Rotten Soviet Empire fell to the floor because of Russian incompetence, the Georgians were happy to taste freedom once again. However, tragedy soon struck, as the Russkies wanted their empire back, and supported anyone who tried to gain separate from Georgia due to the fact that their sacred basked-weaving traditions were slightly different. The Russians were upset since Georgia's president refused to suck Vladimir Putin's clearly longer than average penis. No: he wanted to join NATO and suck up to the Jews. What makes this a dilemma is that it is hard for the average person to take sides, since everyone on both sides is technically white.

tl;dr = the South Ossetian War

In 2008, the Georgians tried to take back a separatist enclave called South Ossetia. Basically, they bombed and shelled an entire city, and then invaded and began the necessary task of ethnically cleansing the subhuman, non-georgian population. Unbeknownst to them was the fact that the Russkies had given the South Ossetian retards Russian passports, making them officially Russian citizens. Many South Ossetians had already used their russkie passports as toilet paper, but there were still enough "Russian citizens" in danger to justify rolling in South Ossetia with the entire Red Army. The incompetent Russians, despite having a 75:1 numerical advantage, took heavy losses due to their faith in the "charge, comrades, until enemy run out of bullets" soviet battle doctrine. Eventually, they did assrape Georgia with their sheer numbers.

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See Also

• Georgia, USA