Georgia

President Saakashvili, IRL troll

Georgian Stalin

Georgia is an unofficial state of North America in the Caucasus Mountains, squeezed between legions of boozed-up, trigger-happer Russkies to the North and hoardes of Sandniggers to the South, who will zerg rush cum suicide bomb at the slightest provocation. The population of Georgia is 4.3 million, most of which are tribal mountain dwellers who fap while guarding their goats. Georgia is known as Sakartvelobantustan[1] in their native tongue but abroad as the land which unleashed Joseph Stalin on the world.

The leader of Georgia is a batshit insane gazillionaire French Jew by the name of Bidzina Ivanishvili, who succeeded a wise and charismatic man known as Mikheil Saakashvili, known for his ability to do old-school ethnic cleansing and then rationalize it away with a cheery smile on Charlie Rose.

Georgians first had some independent kingdoms in the land, and were great warriors despite being dominated at one point or another first by Mongoloid Azns, then by the subhuman Turks, then by Iran, and finally by the Russofags. However, one thing stands out: they were among the first Christfags ever, having been converted by some slut named Saint Nino.

When the Rotten Soviet Empire disintegrated because of poor economic planning (each family was allocated 7 rusty assault tanks and two toilet-paper squares per year, for example), the Georgians were happy to taste freedom once again. However, tragedy struck, as some dipshit pointed out to the Russkies that the fuel and gas they were sitting on could be exchanged for Dollars and Euros. Feeling powerful again, they wanted their empire back and backed separatists movements in Georgia retarded enough to want to rejoin an autocratic Russia. Moreover, the Russians were upset since Georgia's president refused to suck Vladimir Putin's clearly longer than average penis. Vladimir Putin had made it clear that he wanted BJs from all of Russia's satellite nations. President Saakashvili refused, thinking it wiser to join NATO and suck up to the Jews.

tl;dr = the South Ossetian War

In 2008, the Georgians tried to take back a separatist enclave called South Ossetia. Basically, they bombed and shelled an entire city, and then invaded and began the necessary task of ethnically cleansing the subhuman, non-georgian population. Unbeknownst to them was the fact that the Russkies had given the South Ossetian Russian passports, making them officially Russian citizens. Many South Ossetians had already used their russkie passports as toilet paper, but there were still enough "Russian citizens" in danger to justify rolling in South Ossetia with the entire Red Army. The Russians, despite having a 75:1 numerical advantage, took heavy losses due to their faith in the "charge, comrades, until enemy run out of bullets" soviet battle doctrine. Eventually, they did assrape Georgia with their sheer numbers. Vladimir Putin, escorted by more than 9000 tanks entered the capital of Georgia in his luxury Lada and received the customary blowjob from president Saakashvili.

Later, in an interview on Charlie Rose, Mikheil Saakashvili explained, with a boyish smile, that sucking Vladimir Putin's cock was akin to licking a clitoris and that all Russian men should first practice on Vlad's pussy. Putin does not understand English and it is said that no one of his entourage has told him of the prank for fear of "mysteriously" dying of a Polonium-210 spiced meal or in a SMG-bullet peppered room.

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.

See Also

• Georgia, USA
• Russia
• See South Ossetia to see a tl;dr article by some butthurt Putin fanboyz (redirect them here for lulz).

External links

• A Completely neutral and objective documentary on the South Ossetian War by Fat Val Kilmer