Nathan Larson

Leucosticte (aka Tisane aka Nathan Larson) is a Wikipedophile, and while he hasn't been v8 for it yet, is pretty sympathetic to actual pedophilia as well.

He is currently b8 from ever editing Wikipedia again due to causing lots of drama that resulted in Arbcom applying the banhammer indefinitely, but can still be found on other Wikimedia websites, sperging endless about MediaWiki. When he's not doing that, he's either championing the joys of libertarianism, saving information that isn't notable, and child porn.

So, who is this guy, anyway

Well, why don't we go over the basics: (as summarized from his own memoirs memoirs)

His father was a schizo named Frank who was sent to a crossbar apartment for forcible sodomy. His mother was stressed the fuck out while having him, which resulted in him being born with a fucked up version of ambidextrous hands that has been linked to pedophilia.

As a young child, he was known for being overly friendly with random strangers, which may or may not have resulted in a few offers of candy in the back of a van. He also learned that his daddy drove off a cliff and all he could do was cry, wondering who would pick him up from preschool.

Later on, despite him being declared "mentally ill" late rin life, he somehow wound up in a class for gifted students, where he spent a lot of time doing ignorant shit that pissed people off and whining about how life wasn't fair when things went wrong. He also was proud of sperging out over a few things he did right in sixth grade while he otherwise spent most of his time bitching about get bullied, and that's when he wasn't pissed to find out electoral politics was a meaningless circlejerk.

He soon whined enough to his parents to get a BBS set up, and not longer after discovered the joys of fapping to really shitty porn.

In his adolescent years, he made friends with a suicide attemptee, discovered yet again politics sucked when he was butthurt over having lost a student election for a meaningless position, and was eventually kicked out of high school after doing some crazy shit while high on drugs.

He was sent to the loony bin a few years later after another drug OD, discovered the joys of libertarianism, and was again butthurt at the shittness of politics when an attempt to decriminalize pot failed miserably.

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