Anjem Choudary

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Andy saw a goat, and his lips were open and ready to blow.

This photo proof shows why we converted Anjem Choudary's name to Andy Childmolester.

Anjem Choudary, also known as Andy Childmolester or simply AnCh, is an unsuccessful, depressed Muslim Paki who fucked his life up, but blames all his failures on the devil for introducing him to the consumption of alcohol, the use of drugs, masturbation to porn, and sexual intercourse with white Christian women before marriage. Now, he is a raging hairy monkey with lack of fulfillment preaching his hatred for the West, because he never heard of the word Responsibility. As an oldfart at the age of 45, his current occupation is being a welfare-seeking, unemployed lawyer and shariah teacher at mosques. In other words, he gets paid for brainwashing muslim children into Quran fucking jew and white haters and pays no tax. Yet, he expects taxpaying Britfags to give him free money which is 25,000 per year. When not beating Muslim children at mosques for not reading the Quran or for skipping one prayer out of the five, he would go outside touching 8-12 year old white British boys and forcing them to quote verses from the Quran as an attempt to convert more children to Jizzlam, or he simply goes whoring for his 15 minutes of attention while screaming for the implementation of Shariah. In his free time, he does not practice any activity or hobby but walking up to people and telling them that they are mislead people who should give up their values, such as freedom of speech, human rights, free choice and the right to vote, and only to embrace Islam or else they all go to hell. Anjem is clearly a miserable old man who believes if he cannot be happy then no one should be. His only remaining purpose of existence in this world is the hope of becoming the new Sultan of Anglistan when the Shariah is implemented, the Royal Family beheaded and the Buckingham Palace reconstructed into his personal Mosque clubhouse. (Fortunately, it will not ever happen).

In summary, he's a Prophet Muhammed (Piss be upon him) wannabe.

Call for Sharia

Andy practicing his daily Submission to Allah.
*"O may Allah the great and almighty bless the good man and reward him with a Holy Treat from the Heavens!"*

Response to Anjem's uncensored & non-silenced hypocritical tweet: *If Islam, Shariah, the Quran, Muhammed (I peed upon his face) etc can't tolerate being criticized & must resort to jihad others, lets just deport them!* Nobody forced you to stay here if you don't like living here!

Unfortunately for him, he'll not live that day when he dies in a hospital as an old man with lack of fulfillment. Because English people were also born in the UK, and they don't want their children be born in New Pakistan.

Andy encouraging children to Submission!

Santa Claus is attempting to attract children to have Submission with him, again.

A fat belly is a happy belly, but still not happy because he's ugly.

Decapitation of non-Muslims turns Anjem Choudary on. Don't be surprised if he sees this article and jerks off to this picture!

Geert Wilders, a man of free speech walking like a boss and doesn't afraid of anything.

Shariah is the divine law of Jizzlam which rules, punishments and laws are based on the Quran in which Muslims believe it is God's law. Anyone who disobeys Islam is considered to be a sinner and will be punished with death, rape or torture. Anjem Choudary states that everything but Shariah is man-made, even though, the Quran was written by slaves with writing abilities due to the fact Muhammed (Penis be upon him) didn't know how to read or write. So by common sense, Shariah is as man-made as any other political system in which these are the following moral values:

Halal (permitted)

raping women as well as forcing them to dress up as black ninjas from head to toe
beating up women without asking
polygamy
stoning for adultery
owning slaves
murdering non-Muslims while not going to prison
chopping off hands, heads, ears and other body parts
forcing non-Muslims to pay an extra tax called Jizya
slavery
amputation
decapitation
honor killings
child marriage
killing dogs
torturing animals
sex with children and animals
arranged marriage and forced
submitting your asshole to Allah five times a day while facing to Mecca's direction

Haraam (prohibited)

drinking alcohol
smoking weed
listening to music or going to concerts
watching Hollywood movies
pornography
masturbation (They do it too! But you know, Muslims are pure and clean no matter how sinful they are.)
gambling
pork
condoms (All hail to Allah, the all forgiving and merciful for allowing AIDS and STDs spread faster)
having sex before marriage
having sex for pleasure
kissing, hugging, dating or holding hands
leaving Islam for another belief or ideology
Women rights
equal rights for all
free speech
individuality, independence and free choice
toilet paper (They believe it is more hygienic to clean the anus by using only the left hand.)
using the right hand when shaking hands with non-Muslims (If this happened to you, then you have shit on your hands.)
idolatry, or in other words, worshiping idols
(The Qaaba/Kaaba, which is a giant black cube in Mecca, is also an idol that was once worshiped by pagans in Pre-Islamic times but now worshiped by Muslims as according to the Fifth command/duty of the Five Pillars expected by the Holy Queer'an.)

The Oasis: The promises of Shariah

After reviewing some of the values in Shariah, it is clearly the most recommended best form of governmental system the world should adopt. Anjem Choudary promises the world the fruits of the wonderful one and only law system in which everyone will have free water, food, shelter, electricity, heat, medicine and all other basic needs, just like Karl Marx once promised the world a classless, non-oppressive and total-equal state called Communism, and everyone knows how that ended up in Soviet Russia and China; GENOCIDE and MASS-STARVATION. It just proves how ungrateful these Muslims are and how incredibly deluded or dumb they are. Nothing is for free, but then again, they will expect tax payers to pay an additional tax called Jizya which is a punishment tax for not being Muslim and only beneficial for Muslims. Not only they get welfare and other social benefits from the evil democratic countries they live in but expect others to pay for their free basic needs. Deportation, anyone?

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	Same shit but different ideologies with their own lies, yet again, History repeats itself!

The Goal: Abolishing of all man-made laws

How would the world be like without man-made laws? According to Andy Childmolestor, Shariah is the solution to all problems because man-made laws have done nothing but exploit its own people. Partially, he is correct. But for example, is it exploitation if the government sets up traffic safety rules with signs, lights, marks on pavements and basic stop-and-go-when-the-way-is-clear rules and the requirements of passing exams and obtaining a drivers license in order to have a permission to drive a vehicle so no dumbtard would cause any accident on the roads that might cost the lives of people who could easily become victims of bad, irresponsible driving? No, fucktard! While Anjem is still insisting the implementation of Shariah as a solution to stop drinking and driving by banning alcohol, he will also have to abolish and destroy the MAN-MADE laws that saves lives on the roads and keeps the traffic on going safely without being jammed. This is just one example that proves that Shariah would fail if implemented, because all necessary safety rules which were man-made in the 20th century would have to be eradicated.

In his videos and interviews with major television channels, Anjem has always been telling the same story over and over again that the economy in Shariah would be much superior than the currently dying Capitalism due to greed and the desire for cheap labour and cheap low quality mass production for more profit and the already dead and failed Communism. Yet, no one knows the reason why he thinks the economy would be superior under the Shariah. It's because Anjem cannot prove it, he just promises it which, of course, worth nothing but empty meaningless words!

Yes, Shariah is indeed the Solution to all problems! No traffic rules, No traffic signs, No traffic lights, No pavement marks on roads, No yielding the right-of-way and No crosswalks for pedestrians.

Then again as proven before, how would any nation be able to build a strong economy based on delays? How will a truck be able to deliver the materials or goods in time to its destination point while being stuck in traffic by a bunch of retards who don't know how to drive, because Jizzlam thinks it is exploitation to drive only with a drivers license but, at the same time, it is not oppressive if women are not allowed to drive? Or another example, how will people be able to get to work in time without being late because of bus delays due to traffic jams at an intersection where retards drive in any direction they please to without signalling to drivers behind and front? Oh wait, never mind: "FUCK MAN-MADE LAWS, I do not obey Stop signs but Allah!"

Eradicating "Modern Idolatry and Polytheism"! wait what?

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Note that Anjem loves to compare many things to idolatry or polytheism that's non-Muslim. For example, it would be idolatry if someone obeys the traffic rules, which according to Anjem, is a worship to the false gods of man-made laws. So misunderstanding Abraham's successful trolling and taking that example, he believes that traffic signs and traffic lights are physical idols that needs to be destroyed just as once Abraham smashed all the idols in his father's idol manufacturer's store to prove his father that idols have no power. It all began when his father left Abraham alone in the store to take care of his costumers. Each time an oldfart walked to the store to order an idol for himself, Abraham would troll them by laughing at them for worshiping statues being sold to them. By the near end of the day, an old lady brought a basket of bread to Abraham so he could give it to the Gods as an honorable gift. So he put the basket down in the middle and smashed all the idols, except the biggest one whom the hammer was placed in his hand. When Abraham's father came back and saw all the statues smashed into pieces, he asked his son - "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE, BOY?" As a response to the father's anger, he calmly answered - "I did nothing! The gods got a gift from an old lady, and all of them said 'I want to eat first', so the biggest one stood up and killed them all." Then the father without realizing being proven wrong reacted - "Don't fool me, boy! These are statues. They don't have minds and cannot move!" So Abraham laughed and said "Exactly, Pops! Trollface.png". However later in his older ages, Abraham became a hypocrite when he constructed the Qaaba/Kaaba in Mecca.

Anjem labels Democracy, Freedom, Secularism and Human rights either as "intellectual" idols or false gods, even though, people do not worship freedom, they live it, they do not worship democracy, they practice it, they do not worship human rights, they have it including himself. Although, what bothers the most is why would Anjem want to destroy freedom if God gave free will in the first place? Wouldn't that be disobedience to God's wish of wanting a free world society? This proves that Anjem Choudary wants nothing else but obtaining totalitarian power in the UK, and he also manipulates people then have them do the nasty physical work for him. Example: Richard Darts, converted Muslim arrested for possible plot against the UK. Of course, Andy always gets away without trouble because he is smart at knowing loopholes in British Law since he studied Law.

Solutions to World Problems

Shariah will fight for the good and forbid the evil. It will eradicate crime, exploitation and immorality. Or, MOAR LIEK, it will allow evil to do evil and forbid the good from all its joys. It will eradicate freedom, individuality and the independence from its oppressive and totalitarian ideology by threats and force. Isn't it similar to Fascism and Communism? Yes! Geert Wilders was right, so give him a free bottle of wine. Also, don't be a cheapass Paki, buy him an expensive one!

Solution against crime

Shariah's judicial system is very barbaric. It does not require evidences, accusations is enough proof to punish anyone for committing anything Haraam in Pisslam. Here are the following examples:

Apostasy

Apostasy in Islam is an illegal act committed by former followers who left and rejected Islam for another belief or an ideology of how to live a life. Of course, Islam can only maintain its big numbers of followers by keeping them in fear with death penalties. Anyone who dares to have a consideration of leaving Islam will be executed. However, there is another religion, today in 21st century, who adopted the same example to maintain their own brainwashing cult as well; Scientology. They have so much in common, don't they? "We'll kill you if you reject!"

	“	As to those who reject faith, I will punish them with terrible agony in this world and in the Hereafter, nor will they have anyone to help.	„
	—Quran (3:56)

Also, critics of Pisslam and Scientlologuchyee must prepare for an army of butthurt bleeding heart liberals and other red leftards with responses like "In the medieval times, Christianity murdered and tortured millions who did not follow the Bible." or "During the spanish expedition, Christians have slaughters millions of American Natives." as an act to defend dumbtard Muslims who will continue their plannings against the west until its not Islamized. To respond, say "Exactly! But that's History! We're talking about today what's happening in the 21st century. You don't see Christians wrapping themselves with bombs and killing innocent people in the surrounding areas if those people don't give in to and adopt the terrorist's values. But Islam does, and the Muslims will not stop until they fulfilled their purpose."

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Noooo, TOTALLY NOT RACIST!!! Only whites can be racists! Amirite, Political Correctness?
So much of Jizzlam being "the Religion of PEACE"!

Theft

As Shariah promises providing all the needs for Muslims and "including Non-Muslims" alike, how will the system be able to solve those social benefit problems which Anjem has promised to fix if the economy collapses and can't afford to keep their people fed and happy? For example, look at Somalia. Shariah rules the land but everyone is dying from starvation, dehydration and diseases. On the contrary, Saudi-Arabia does actually spend all their money, however not on basic, but on luxurious needs for everyone, and that's only because they were lucky that they have huge mass of land of oil beneath their feet. Without that rich resource, they'll be starving and dehydrated too. Also, if Shariah is sooo good at the economy and providing the basic needs for all, why does it require extremely strict and barbaric punishments like amputation in order to stop theft? Why do Muslims have to steal if everything is provided for them? Why can't Anjem and the leader of Shariah4Belgium make up their minds already when lying to the public on television that over 1300 years of Shariah's rule, they were only 60 ... no wait, ...uhm 120, wait, that's not right,... got it, less than 200 reported hands chopped off for theft, yeah, that sounds more rational enough to make those dumb Kufars believe these typical Muslim lies, amirite?

HOLY FUCK WHAT'S THIS? HAND AMPUTATIONS IN THE 21ST CENTURY! OR THIS DOESN'T COUNT? OF COURSE, IT DOES! IT JUST PROVED ANJEM CHOUDARY TO BE NOT ONLY THE BIGGEST BUT ALSO THE WORST LIAR OF ALL TIME!

I swear to the Quran, I will steal no more!
Watching this picture, just gives the wish of bomb rains from B-2s.
Aaarr, look at me boat, sailor! Wait a second? Lol, those hypocrite Somali Muslim Pirates, lol!
In Islam, you can decorate your hands with hands.

Rape

Anjem Choudary in one of his debates often brings up statistics of rape crimes in the USA, stating that man-made laws are useless in preventing rape committed. First, he blames the society for being sexually liberated. Then, as an "example" he states that it's the women's fault for having a completely opposing dress code to the Quran's dress code. He believes how women dress will call the men to rape her, even though, that's not true and he has no proof to whatsoever. Finally, he brings up Shariah as the only solution. Well that's very funny if he was joking, but he's not. He's very indeed serious!!! Doesn't he know rape is legal under Sura 4 Verse 24, in which all women, except married ones, are allowed to be captured and be in the males' right possession? It states that women are nothing more than sexual objects that must be owned by men. That's not all! In Jizzlam, if any women gets raped by a Muslim, then she must have 4 witnesses to prove her innocence or else she'll be labelled as an adulterer, thus the punishment is stoning her to death. In other words, the raped victim is the criminal and the rapist is the victim who walks free like if it was natural to rape. But wait! Here comes the moldy, rotten cherry on the top of the already melted ice cream. If she was even proven to be innocent, then there's still no escape from death. Any women who lost her virginity by another man outside of marriage has brought dishonor and disgrace to the family. Furthermore, the Muslims would not only ignore that family but discriminate them too if they don't bring the honor back to the family by perform an Honor killing against their female family members who were raped victims or caught with another boy. Why do you think it's called Honor Killing?

Pedophilia

Pedophilia is a serious crime in the West, and the Western culture forbids the practice of having a marriage with a child. It's because in Western culture which is also known was Cultural Evolutionism, (which is Cultural Marxism's #1 enemy and wishes to destroy it by attempting to label it with terms like "racist".) the people have evolved to understand that it's WRONG!!! to fuck children. So as a result in democratic countries with human rights, laws have been established to protect minors from old freaks with sick abnormal sexual desires. Anyone who disobeys the law and commits a crime against children will be punished with imprisonment for a long time. On the other hand, if Shariah implemented, Islam will allow Muslims to marry and have sex with 9 year old girls, following the example of their beloved Prophet Muhammed (puked upon his face) who married 6 year old Aisha and had sex with her when she turned 9. Just like Muslims, leftards will even defend the Muslims by justifying Muhammed's act with bullshit excuse like: "It was considered to be normal 1000 years ago" - then calling you ignorant. It doesn't matter if today or yesterday 1000 years ago. Pedophilia is pedophilia! Muhammed was a pedophile! The Hadtih even admits! End of story, commie retards! However, the Western world, due to Political Correctness, has failed the world to prove how truly they're against pedophilia by allowing the practice of a cult active political ideology founded by a pedophile himself. In order for the West to stop this pedophiliac cult known as Jizzlam, the West must destroy Cultural Marxism first.

Meanwhile in Muslim countries with Islamic rules enforced, young adult males can freely occupy little girls and own them as sexual slaves.

	“	....the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old....	„
	—Sahih Bukhari 7:62:64 from the Hadith.

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The perfect religion for criminals

Despite the fact of lies and false promises which Anjem Choudary attempts to use in order to fool financially unfortunate and unemployed people to follow him like Richard Darts who quit his security guard position for Jizzlam, shariah does in fact keeps its promise to men who are illegally abusing their wife who forgot to make their sandwiches and children who act all teenager which is an unacceptable behaviour in Pisslam. Anjem loves to point these type of inappropriate and illegal behaviours out as flaws of democracy in interviews and debates, but he fails to realize that shariah will make these violent acts not only legal but with the Quran and examples from the Hadith they will be also justified and encouraged to Muslim boys who will beat their wives and kids when they grow up.

He even admitted on Twitter that Islam is disproportionately popular with criminals.gg.

Embrace Islam, and your sins like listening to music will be forgiven.
Fuck The Government! Allah will forgive the prisoners' sins (including pedophiles, rapists and murderers) once they accept Islam!

Operation: Pisslam Posters

Ugly & ginger? Convert to Islam, It's the only way to get laid!

Anjem Choudary and the Shariah freaks had enough of being ignored by the non-Muslim population who do not submit to their demands. So he and his brainwashed followers, including an autistic ginger virgin above the age of 25, have set out printing yellow Shariah controlled zone posters and putting them on walls without permission. These Mooslim dum-dumbs actual thought that accomplishing their operation task will enforce their law on the streets. But it failed, when the locals' reaction were very negative and unwelcome, thus giving the police officers extra work who will have to rip the posters off the walls every time a Mooslim puts it up. Some locals believe this is just a political tactic to create distrust to moderate Muslims so Anjem can radicalize more Muslims by telling them "They don't like you, you should come with me.". Some would still maintain this idea, even though, there has been already distrust since July 7th, 2005. Duuuuh!

As a result, Anjem Choudary has declared another victory for Islam against Democracy and Freedom, even though, his pathetic attempt enforcing Shariah in Mooslim majority streets was a huge failure, because nobody obeyed any of his 5 laws displayed in his yellow posters. People of London are still drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and weed, gambling, having sex and playing or listening to Music. But then, again, being told that he has failed, he will respond by adding the word "moral" and call it a moral victory!

Operation: Islamic Mass-Reproduction

Currently, there are 7 billion people living on this planet, but half the world is already starving and dying from epidemics like Malaria. Anyways, these dumb idiot Muslims want to take over the world so bad that Anjem and the Shariah freaks has launched Operation: Islamic Mass-Reproduction to become the dominant slice of the demographic cake in England. Just like gypsies, they want to turn their wives into baby pooping factories and make as many kid as possible until the doctor says "No more! Your wife can die from giving birth for 12th time!"

Anjem had realized that with a 3+ million population against a 60+ population they will not be able to implement the Shariah, but if they make shitton of children they could increase that number up to 30+ million just in a few decades. With a population like that, they can easily implement the Shariah in the UK.This of course,makes the eurofag cuckolds hard.Now Britain can truly enjoy the vibrance and diversity only the mudpeope can truly provide!

Operation: ATYBITNOD

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Leftardism: "DON'T JUDGE OTHER CULTURES!"

Andy Childmolestor has launched Operation - ATYBITNOD, in other words, Andy Touches Young Boys In The Name Of Dawah, which is a non-sexual Mooslim version of NAMBLA in which Andy attempts to recruit the young white British male population to become Mooslims so they all can have submission together 5 times a day. Andy Childmolestor would put his arm over little boys and place his hand on their shoulders, then make them quote verses from the Quran as an acknowledgement of adopting Jizzlam. Once the conversion in the streets has been completed, these boys now have become Andy and the Shariah Freaks' bitches. From the streets, they would go to the nearest Paki flea market to play dress up. Then, once the new young recruits have purchased their new Pyjamas, they are invited to a Pyjama party at the nearest mosque. After the arrival to the Mosque, it is time to pray and they'll have submission with older dark skinned men.
THIS IS TOTALLY NOT GAY, right?

Indeed Jizzlam is the fastest growing religion. Why didn't the Political Correct and weak Government ban the Dawa'h?

Welfare abusers

Unemployment welfare is not a bad thing, unless your country is infested with sandiggers and pakis that fuck the system up by being lazy,all around worthless pieces of shit.

Our boy Andy receives £25,000 [$40,000] a year in benefits from taxpayers.Besides Anjem Choudary, other Muslim Clerics have also encouraged the Muslims to cheat and gain more social benefits from the government, because it is the only way to bring down the West to a financial crisis in which the government will be forced to cut some budgets. This way taxpayers will just lose and the Muslims will just gain. This one of the many tricks the Muslims have in their pockets. Also, as soon as the government starts spending less on its people, the Muslims go outside preaching against democracy and trying to convince people that their system has failed them, and because of that they should adopt Shariah and all their needs from food to water, from shelter to heat, from electricity to medicine will all be free, even if they're not Muslims. Of course, they wouldn't tell the disbelievers about the Jizya tax which the Muslims want to implement.

Anjem Choudary misunderstanding the term "Exploitation"

Even though Andy is living the higher middle class life and has nothing to fear about financial problems such as worrying about the electric bill when he leaves the lights on for hours, he sometimes rants about exploitation in the West Andy actually believes that he was exploited when he was young because of alcohol, drugs, sex and partying, even though, he did not have to work besides school nor work for the money to attend University, everything was paid for him. People in countries with no free education have to pick up loans or work years for minimum wage to collect a couple of ten thousands for one academic year in college or university.

Nevermind that the billions spent for housing and caring for the fucking immigrants could be used to give nearly everyone free education.Libtards only like social programs if it's going to non-whites.

Anjem Choudary Against War

Anjem Choudary is a huge opposer of War, as long as the victims are Muslims. If the targets were someone else then he wouldn't care because Muslims think only Muslims worth more than anyone else because they are God's chosen herd of sheep who will follow any religious leader who tells them to do this and do that and as a reward, get a free ticket to heaven. Anjem Choudary, however, does go out reminding the British public about the war, but he always screws up when he brings Shariah up as a solution to all English problems, then he's still surprised why people change their minds about the war on Muslim lands, then suddenly become supporters of the war as a solution to get rid of people like Anjem Choudary. Wonder why? Nobody wants the Muslims bringing their barbaric laws to a Western civilized country where the dum-dumb Muslims don't realize that if it weren't for Freedom (Human rights) then they'll be bashed in the heads by Christian Crusaders or Nazis by now.

The Truth

Whem Anjem Choudary goes out telling the public that the people in the UK are being exploited, well he is right in one thing, where does all the taxpayers' money go? Besides giving extra fat (25,000 pounds/year + Free Rent) to Anjem's already fat ass, the British government decided to have fun with their former enemy but now best buddy, the United States of Americunts and play war in Muslim countries. So they looked at the map, picked country and said "Alrighty-o-then, send the troops there." before the game would have become they needed a bullshit excuse to engage. So with their evil magical powers (the media), they fooled the sheeps (you) to live in fear and do everything to support this war because one, 9-11, two, mass-destruction weapons, three, Liberation from Saddam Hussein (truly peace be upon..., oh wait, he's in hell and Satan's his bitch). So the dumbcunt supporters, who own a weapon but don't know how to use it, got drunk, yanked and yelled "Amerikka fuk yeah, it's number won countrie!" O RLY?, #1 country? Let's see how much the UK and US government has spent on war in Iraq and Afghanistan since 2001.

USA

Taxpayers' Loss:
The total cost of war since 2001: $1,357,393,767,330 and still growing in every second.
The cost of war in Afghanistan: $551,739,116,789 and still growing in every second.
The cost of war in Iraq: $805,654,470,347 and still growing in every second.

HOLY SHIT, WITH THAT MONEY PEOPLE COULD EASILY HAVE FREE HEALTHCARE AND FREE EDUCATION COMBINED, NO, EVEN MORE FREE STUFF WHICH COULD HAVE MADE THE USA LITERALLY THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! Yeah, AMMERRIKKA is indeed #1 country in the whole world. It can't spend its money on its own people, but spend it all on pointless crap nobody needs, WAR. So as a result, they pick up loans from China to feed their own welfare abusers (Single black mothers with 6+ kids from 5 different black criminals). Now, their economy is failing and its affecting the whole world. Get ready for Round Two, we're experiencing another Black Thursday just like in 1929.

Next stop of cost of war? IRAN ...HOLY SHIT, IT WILL UNLEASH WORLD WAR III!!!!!! DO IT FAGGOT!!!! LET THE HALF THE WORLD SWIM IN ATOMIC RADIATION AND DIE, RETARDS!!!!

Equipment Loss:

Land equipment

  * 80 M1 Abrams tanks
  * 55 M2 Bradley fighting vehicles
  * 20 Stryker wheeled combat vehicles
  * 20 M113 armored personnel carriers
  * 250 Humvees
  * 500+ Mine clearing vehicles, heavy/medium trucks, and trailers
  * 10 Assault Amphibious Vehicles

Air equipment

  * 109 Helicopters
  * 18 Fixed-Wing Aircraft

UK

Taxpayers' loss:
The cost of war in Afghanistan and Iraq combined after 9/11 (11 years): Exceeded £20 billion.

Now, compare that to £8.6 billion/year (£8.6 billion * 11 years = £94.6 billion) spent on welfare for people like Anjem Choudary who gets free £25,000 for nothing, it would appear that the UK taxpayers are losing more money on people like Anjem Choudary and the Shariah freaks than on war. DEPORT THEM! The Englishmen want their jobs back, not more immigrants!

ANDY DOING IT WRONG

Facepalm.jpg. Andy, Andy, Andy, *sigh* will you ever learn from your mistakes? This guys hasn't learned anything from his wild youth. He's still the same irresponsible and trouble making guy as he used to be, but this time it's not the influence of alcohol and drugs making him these retarded moves, but his religious background Jizzlam. This guy cannot learn to be independent from any influences nor to make his own decisions. He has no self-control, he just goes out causing drama without thinking but believing that he's always right, because Insh'Allah. In fact, Andy just makes the situation worse for the Muslims under attacked by US and UK forces by pissing people off to the point that they'll say "Fuck Muslims! They're so disgusting! Kill them all!" by just looking at Andy and taking him as an example of a Muslim. Sadly, Anjem would even agree, "Of course, I'm an example of a Muslim. What do you think what a Muslim should be? Drinking alcohol, having sex and listening to Music? Those aren't Muslims, they're hypocrites who commit apostasy. They should know what are consequences for apostasy. A Muslim is someone who submits to God and follows the teaching of the great Messenger, Muhammed." He's right, though, moderate Muslims are not real Muslims because they practice the total opposite of what Muhammed forbid them to do.

Burning poppies and Insulting dead British soldiers

So Anjem as his group, the ~~Al Muhajiroun~~(Banned), ~~Muslim Against Crusaders~~ (Banned), ~~Islam4UK~~(Banned) ... eh fuck it, let's just call them the Shariah freaks! So Anjem and the Shariah freaks each year would go out demonstrating against the war by burning ... poppies? Yes, poppies! Furthermore, they insult the dead and alive British troops, then they put a "I don't understand what's going on" face when they get attacked by the British locals who lost their loved ones in the war in Iraq or Afghanistan. For example, Anjem without hesitation simply, like a douchebag, just says "They deserved it! They were invading Muslim lands. Now, they're burning in the hellfire for their sins against Allah." By doing this, he just poured fuel on the fire and now people hate Muslims more than ever.

Meanwhile, the Cultural Marxist(Poltically Correct) red government is still trying to find a solution to keep up the "peaceful" multicultural society alive, but in reality it's dead, because the people are forming two opposing camps; A Muslim side and a non-Muslim side. Choose on who's side you want to be!

Oh, but the Cultural Marxist(Poltically Correct) red government doesn't want separation and still believes that Multiculturalism can be success... - Oh the painful delusions with the same failure policy just give up already, leftards - ... so as a solution they occasionally ban Anjem Choudary from demonstrating time to time, thus Andy declares moral victory over the fact that he was censored ... he's right you know. However, unlike the leftards, the right like Geert Wilders are pro-freedom of speech, meanwhile, political correctness is the lord of censorship who will ban the word black list because it has the word black and that's offensive to black people. (Oh hey, Reds, guess what! NIGGER, FAGGOT, KIKE, DYKE, CRACKER, CUNT, PAKI, SIEG HEIL, ... FUCK YOU, I say whatever I want! Also, watermelons and Fried Chicken plz!)

Bringing the War to the West

Go outside and walk to a Muslim majority street! Stay around for a couple of 5 minutes, and you find yourself in a very hostile environment and persecuted by Muslims in YOUR OWN COUNTRY! Don't even bother requesting for reinforcements, cops won't do shit because they are too scared of being labelled "racist" by their superiors, the Politically Correct(Cultural Marxist) government! You're on your own against a full gang of pyjamas wearing hairy freaks who will scream "Allah Akhbar!" in every fuckin' second when they start chasing you. The real War will begin in a few decades as their numbers grow through mass-reproduction and mass immigration. The separation had already happened and Multiculturalism failed, so why keep maintaining the same failure policy, advocators of Political Correctness?

Your only hope for survival is RUN LIKE HELL! Or just simply call the EDL for Help.

Praising Terror Attacks on non-Muslim Civilians

Anjem Choudary embraces the terror attacks against Western civilians on September 11th, 2001 in New York City and July 7th, 2005 in London. He praises the 19 terrorists or as he would say "the magnificent 19" who flew commercial airplanes into the twin towers of the World Trade Center and the terrorists who blew themselves up in London killing and seriously injuring many civilians. In TV shows when he is interviewed, he usually has been asked if he supports terrorism or attacks against civilians. As a response, he denies that he supports any form of terrorism and as an example to terrorism he brings up the US soldiers who kill and torture innocent civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan. On the contrary, he then contradicts himself when he says that he embraces the work of a Muslim, which is basically blowing yourself up in order to kill some infidels in the name of Allah. By saying that he praises the work of a Muslim, Anjem did not realize that he blew his cover off, because the TV reporters even asked him what does he mean by the work of a Muslim. Why, Isn't it obvious? JIHAD!!!!

So if you're an ordinary person living your ordinary, peaceful and hard working life, and something blows up on the next day, and you die from it or lose your body parts from the explosion, then you deserved it. Because you're not Muslim, and for that you'll burn in HELL! Anjem will even thank that person who did that explosion. He doesn't care if you were against the war in Muslim lands. All he cares is someone killing some infidels, because he's too pussy and lazy to do so. Pssh... The 2012 Olympics might be their next target!

Persecutory delusion

Anjem Choudary suffers from a psychological disorder known as Persecutory delusion, sometimes associated with the term Victim complex. Whenever he goes on National television for his 15 minutes of attention and fame, he justifies his acts by complaining about the people dying in Muslim countries invaded by the Jewnited States of Americunts.While living in peace in the UK and not being bombed or terrorized by the US military forces, Anjem automatically assumes he is a victim already whenever civilians are shot in Iraq by US Apache helicopters, thus he believes he has to form a rebellion and wage war in the name of the implementation of Shariah against the very country in which he is more protected than any white British individual, all thanks to Political Correctness and its followers, the Cultural Marxists who seek to destroy Western Culture and Cultural Evolutionism by labeling white people racist for absolutely no other reason but being butthurt over disagreements.Anjem always gets away with his hate preaching speeches as well as justifying the 2005 terror attacks in London and never goes to jail for it.

Roger Waters Does it Right!

If anyone who could convinced the people of the West to be Anti-War, that would be Roger Waters and many other rock or post-rock bands who send one simply message out to the world: DO NOT TRUST THE GOVERNMENT, DO NOT TRUST THE CHURCH!

	“	Every Gun That's Made, Every Warship Launched, Every Rocket Fired, Signifies, In The Final Sense, A Theft From Those Who Hunger And Are Not Fed, Those Who Are Cold And Not Clothed.	„
	—Dwight D. Eisenhower, displayed on THE WALL in the Roger Waters: The Wall concert.

	“	Bring The Boys Back Home	„
	—Roger Waters: The Wall - Bring The Boys Back Home

You: Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?

Mom: Why of course, dear! On the Qaaba in Mecca if the Muslims don't stop this Islam will dominate the world nonsense!

Anjem Choudary Against Christianity

Anjem Choudary believes that Christianity is the wrong religion, because in Jizlam they do not consider Jesus as the son of God, but just another unimportant and worthless prophet who's no match to the Last Prophet called Muhammed who went on a slaughtering rampage in Mecca, and from there to Medina, and from there to another city which from he collected the heads of men and enslaved their wives and children as a trophies.

Andy tends to use Jesus to call the Christians to revert to Islam by saying what all other brainwashed Muslims would say; "Jesus was a Muslim." Ok, if anyone who knows to count they would know that Jesus Christ was born in 0 BC, and Islam was founded in more than 600 years after his birth (the 7th century). That's more than 600 fucking years! Jesus was long gone from this world when Islam was founded by a psychopath pedophile. How the fuck can he be a Muslim when Islam did not even exist in his lifetime?

Despite the fact that Muslims don't care how many times they're proven wrong or they're just stupid at math, they still think Jesus was a Muslim, even though, nobody ever heard of Islam 600 years before Muhammed got his head hit by a rock in a cave. But another proof to prove that Jesus is no way near close to be a Muslim is the contradiction and opposition of the two Prophets' teachings. Jesus was a peaceful and loving man who said don't harm others and love one another, while Muhammed was a psychopath warlord who said cut off the heads and finger tips of those who do not submit to my God. Of course, the Muslims will listen to Muhammed, not to Jesus, because ... how would they put it? ... Jesus was too much of a hippie? "PEACE, BRO!" In fact, it was Jesus who sacrificed himself for everyone's sins, but Muhammed didn't because he was narcissistic and would have killed anyone who drew a picture of him.

Andy sincerely believes if Jesus was here today, he would be siding with the Muslims. Well, he's totally wrong! If Jesus was here today, he'd be planting trees, smelling flowers and teaching people how to build hydrogen engines for their cars to replace fossil fuel. He would probably be even killed for that, because Saudi-Arabia would run out of business if nobody uses oil anymore. So, basically the Muslims would even kill Jesus for their own good!

Against Christmas

	“	Protect your Paradise from being taken away - protect yourself and your family from Christmas	„
	— Anjem Choudary on Christmas

After New Years, Christmas is the second most popular holiday in the world. Christmas is the day when Jesus Christ was born and people celebrate this day with joy, presents and a good meal. Even those who are atheists love Christmas to but instead of Jesus they sit in the lap of an old man with a big white beard and red coat, Santa Claus. However, there are those who want to ruin and eliminate Christmas once and for all. Why, of course, it's the ~~Jews~~ (Wrong, fucktard! They celebrate Hanukkah and could care less what Christians celebrate), it's those people who claim they love Jesus but they actual don't give a fuck about him, THE MUSLIMS. These dum-dumbs, while just wearing their Pyjamas, would go outside in the cold, protesting against the birthday of Jesus Christ. They claim they love Jesus as one of the many Prophets of Islam, yet they're against his birthday. Are really Muslims that retarded? So all birthdays of all Prophets are forbidden, except for one, Muhammed's? Because they do celebrate Mo's birthday.

Don't you just hate this Muhammed guy? He creates a psychopathic rapist pedophile cult, then he dies from camel AIDS, and now we have to suffer the unwanted drama he has caused almost 1400 years ago. So kids, promise Santa Claus that you will never ever be naughty again, if he and Jesus grant one big Christmas wish; a bomb to the Qaaba!

History & Timeline

The Beginning

Anjem Choudary was born to a married couple of Pakistani immigrants in Welling in 1967. At beginning due to a very rare and small minority population of Muslim immigrants in the UK which would have been unimaginable to think about taking over with Islam, Anjem was growing up as any other normal boy by setting up ambitions for life to succeed. He went to normal schools learning amongst English kids in a time when the Frankfurt School's Marxist invention known as Political Correctness was very weak and starting from the USA was just about to set its roots to the ground of several agents of socialization like education in order to expand its influence by brainwashing children to become blindly tolerant liberal monkeys who give rimjobs to shittons of 3rd world immigrants arriving in massive numbers in the 90's and call white people racist when people gathered in a group is addressed with "you people" which from a black guy suddenly jumps out of the group and freaks out at you because nobody pays any attention to him when he's not a victim. Behold the ridiculous racist card trick, amirite? (If offended, then you people shouldn't be reading this!)

Despite the fact that his parents were Muslims, they couldn't raise Andy up to be an European hating Quran fucking jihadist as Anjem is doing now to kids in Mosques as mentioned above in the introduction paragraph. Back in that time, this behavior was unacceptable by the society. Additionally, they were a very puny tiny minority who felt weak to do anything opposed to the European customs and values, so the parents forced themselves to adopt the dominant culture in the UK over their own submissive cultural background in order to integrate. While being kept far away from radical Islamic thoughts, Andy was a good and mentally healthy kid who was thinking ahead of life to become a doctor, lawyer or any other profession with high demands, benefits and a good salary.

Going Wild

Just like any other normal sane person, Andy enjoyed the fruits what a free society entitled him to deserve to practice and took advantage of that freedom. Rather than learning to take responsibilities for his actions and controlling himself, he chose to abuse his gift which in Pakistan where his parents came from he would have been beaten up by hairy pissed off Imams and their brainwashed students, whipped over 80 times or stoned to death. As an example to this abuse, he failed his first-year exam in Medicine at the University of Southampton due to the fact that he was too busy going out to parties, smoking dope, getting drunk, getting laid with unmarried white Christian girls, taking in LSD, and laughing at his hallucinations caused by LSD for over 20 hours. Later when he woke up each afternoon after last night, Andy was hangover and brain fucked which made him lazy and careless enough to give a fuck about his studies. Again, it's not his fault, it's the society that permits alcohol consumption and ... Oh wait, drugs are illegal, especially heavy drug use like LSD. Continuing to the path of his history, Andy decided to give up Medicine and switched to commercial law school. After enrolling to Law at The University of Surrey in Guildford, he still continued the same lifestyle but tried not to fail his studies this time. After university with luck, he moved to London teaching English to foreign language students and also attempted to have sex with them as well.

	“	When I knew him, he liked to be called Andy, would often smoke cannabis spliffs all day, and was proud of his ability to down a pint of cider in a couple of seconds."	„
	—Former Friend of Anjem Choudary

In summary, Choudary was so culturally western in his youth that he even picked up "Andy" as his first name and preferred to be called that way instead of Anjem. He used to be the total opposite of what he is and stands for today. However, there is one characteristic that remained in his personality. He is still the same irresponsible guy till this very day and learned nothing from it but blame everyone else for his own faults.

Andy was (XD) before going into (D:>)
Andy would beat you in drinking anytime!
Andy had an amazing talent of multitasking the practice of two destructive lifestyles at once.
Andy and his best friend, the beer!

The Misery

After qualifying as a lawyer, Andy attempted to get a position at a City Law firm which from his application was rejected due to failing the requirements he needed to be eligible and having a lacking background of references and recommendations, or he simply just didn't know how to attend an interview without getting high and drunk a night before. As a result, he fell into deep depression and become bitter, probably drank even more to push away his depressed emotions of failure and lack of self-confidence. He probably still hadn't realized that all these years he hasn't done anything but drinking, smoking and screwing without knowing when to stop while taking the benefits of free education funded by taxpayers, unlike in the fascist greedy USA where even healthcare isn't for free (oh btw! If you're an American who is working for minimum wage and just got cancer, then you're fucked. But hey! Remember, America is #1 country in the world. They'll replace you with an immigrant from the 3rd world to fill in the missing number in the population when you die).

	“	But in his days as a law student, he experimented with LSD, hallucinating and laughing hysterically for more than 20 hours.	„
	—Former Friend of Anjem Choudary

"Rebirth"

DOING IT WRONG!

ALWAYS EVERYTHING!

You can help Andy fix his mistakes by telling him to read this article over 9000 times until he doesn't know everything by heart.
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Exceptional DOING IT RIGHT!

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"In democracy, boys dress like girls!" FUCK YOU, BRONIES! You just had to prove him right! Choke on a horse cock and die, will ya!

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Freedom's only flaw is allowing retardation and not punishing bad parents for failing to raise their kids. This is why we will lose our freedom!

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"If I can't get any china, then no one should! Burqas for all chinas!" ~ Chris Chan, fat lonely autistic virgin will soon embrace Islam just for free china.

He is totally right, when correcting the dumb, politically correct leftards that Islam is not "the religion of Peace" but the religion of submission. It's because leftards are ignorant fucktards who couldn't tell the difference between Islam and Salaam in which Islam means "Submission" or "surrender" while Salaam means "Peace". After being proven wrong, AGAIN, they still believe themselves as intelligent smart people.
Facepalm.png, and they're the ones leading our western democratic countries. National-socialism, anyone?

He is right, when faggots go too far and show their disgusting, hairy, wide open, goatse assholes in public on their sick fuck pride parades each year.
Agreed! Solution: Pass bill "Your private sex life is no longer private when you talk about it", thus allowing everyone to tell gay people to STFU or else Bash party when fags don't keep their faggotry to themselves. This way faggots can shut up without needing to be killed. Indeed a democratic solution. So buy a room for privacy, faggots!

He is right, when guys dress up as girls.
Agreed! Solution: Ban Trannies.
- However he's a hypocrite, when women dress up like men, because his wife wears jeans and street snickers under her Ninja Burqa costume.

"... and girls dress like men!" ... Oh wait! What's this under her Burqa? Why it's jeans and street snickers!

He is right, when Freedom allows people to be retarded and do incredibly retarded things. For example: Bronies, Furfags, weeaboos and Chris Chan.
Agreed! Solution: Blame parents for failing at parenting and send their retarded manchild kids to military bootcamp in order to straight them out.

He is right, when pooping in a toilet while reading the Koran. Double points for wiping your ass with it.

He is right, when putting your wife in the trunk in order to avoid any distraction on the road which is especially important to prevent traffic accidents. LOL!

He is right, when sending your unemployed wife back to the kitchen, although it does not give you the right to beat her up. Solution: Wife must get a job or go to university in order to have a higher paying job if she doesn't want to cook due to the fact no hard working men want to pay for her lazy ass shopping habits for unaffordable useless luxuries.
Ouuuh, new shoes, Credit Cards NOW!

He is right, when purchasing a goat and naming it Mohammed.

He is right, when keeping your homosexuality in the closet except for that 5 times during the day, because no one else but only Allah can own your asshole.
(Thank the Abrahamic God for not being Muslim or else your ass has been Islam'd by the Moon good named Ali'lah ( the name before Allah) who was also known as Habul and worshipped by Arabian pagans before Muhammed attempted to destroy all evidences which he failed to do so, cuz anthropologists have exposed the truth.)

He is right, when he's submitting his asshole on an enormous dildo with the shape of a camel's penis and yelling "O 'Allah, I been a bad boy!".
Death to Faggots, ~~Shariah~~ Westboro Baptist Church NOW!!!

He is right, when grabbing every possible opportunity to be a famous attention whore whom nobody gives a fuck about, even for 15 minutes.

He is right, when not giving a fuck about the government and renaming the same banned group over and over again.
Additional note: EDL, still lasting, has lasted longer than any Shariah groups operated by Anjem.

He is wrong, when not finding any of this funny.

Online Activity

Anjem Choudary not only wants Islam to dominate the world in real life but also wants to conquer the free Internet in which he would censor everything against Islam, ban porn, delete music and have this very article about him removed. But for now, he uses this non-mooslim/infidel invention for his own purposes in order to spreading his unimportant messages to the world and for dawa'h, of course.

Anjem on Twitter

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Oh lolz, he locked his twitter account so no can see it. Obviously butthurt!

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He easily got pissed off over these 5 simple tweets?

Acting like a top-star celebrity which he is not, Anjem keeps sending unimportant tweets about him complaining over something that nobody gives a fuck about but him. For instance, he loves to bitch about his buddies getting arrested for plotting an attack on British soil in which he tweets that they're innocent and should be released, while in the same post, he also complains about individuals like Geert Wilders not being put to jail for being permitted by free speech to criticize Islam. When he has absolutely no recent subject to complain about, he keeps repeating himself about man-made laws and expressing his dislike for freedom, democracy, human rights and the western culture. (OK, we get the message, Childmolester! You hate freedom & democracy. Now stop acting like a parrot!)

Hilarious Tweets About missing Pics

Apparently, freedom and democracy are false gods. (O_o)??? Also, victory declaration but for no apparent reason. You, too, can be victorious. Just say it out loud!
Ah buuhoo, a man threatening another man was arrested, fined and jailed but the threatened man is still free.
In Islam, you must follow teachings of all Prophets. Even if each Prophet contradicts each will of God, and Anjem fails to realize that.
Finally, He's doing it right! Remember, faggots! Your private sex life is no longer private when you talk about it, or in this case expose it to the public on the streets.

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Baaaaaaw, those evil French people won't let me force my women to wear burqas, fart in the streets with my ass up towards the sky, and build more minarets on churches as a symbol of Islamic SUPERIORITY!
Allah Akhbar, Muslims will come to power to take over UK & Belgium, but uhmmm... I don't know how to succeed such goals without pissing off Europeans so bad to the point they'll elect their second Hitler just to get rid of us.
Only Shariah has the Solution to all problems in society. We'll even allow pedophiles to marry and rape your 9 year old daughters just like Muhammed (penis be upon his anus) once did to little Ashia.
With Shariah, you will never ever have to worry about those problems anymore, I promise, because everyone will be equally poor and starving while I slap some white non-muslim slave tits like an Ottoman king in my Mosque-imized Buckingham Palace with the heads of the Royal Family on my wall.
Whether or not banned, Shariah will take over Belgium because of more immigrants and more babies brainwashed to become jihadist teens. Oh shit, Belgians will be outnumbered by 2030!

Anjem "defining" the Olympics

According to Anjem Choudary, the Olympics is an evil event that promotes national pride and the equality of men and women, involves Muslims playing sports with non-Muslims, and he thinks women are naked in public because they do not wear the Burqa. So, this means playing games of sports is evil while stoning, raping women (sura 4 verse 24), butchering, amputating, brainwashing, burning flags and terrorism (suicide bombing) are not. Unlike Islam, Olympics actually brings peace and unification in one place in every 4 years where everyone is just playing games with each other. While Islam forces everyone against their will to be the same, the Olympics, as he said in list number #9, promotes independence and pride for national or cultural heritage. That independence, which he calls a "barrier", is much more peaceful than promoting Islamic "unification" by beating non-Muslim kids with a giant ruler for never ever reading once in their lifetime the one and only holy book, the Queer'an. Despite all his effort put into this list against this event, he sure gave the terrorists 10 "justified" reasons why to blow themselves up in London at the 2012 Olympic games which he will definitely praise if it ever happens.

Gay people believe that Andy Childmolester hates the Olympics, because in ancient Greek Olympia, the competitors were naked men who were wrestling with each other. Oh, those silly faggots cannot think of anything else but whatever that gives them a boner.

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Start from the bottom, fucktard!

English Defence League's Reaction

EDL, which is the abbreviation for English Defence League is a nationalist movement that promotes the idea of protecting the national identity of England and opposes the Islamization of Europe. It was formed in Luton by Tommy Robinson as a movement against the local Muslim radicals in Luton, but the movement become so popular it has become nationwide with over a million members. Against their efforts, the Cultural Marxist government has attempted to ban the movement by attempting to associating it with the BNP (British Nationalist Party) even though no such proof has ever been shown, so they resorted to label it racist and neo-nazi like they always would. However, the EDL has not given a fight and has proven itself not to be racist, but anti-Islamic by allowing non-whites to join the movement, even though, to the leftards; religion = race.

As mentioned before the EDL and the Shariah freaks are the proof that Multiculturalism failed and the separation has already happened. However, in interviews, Tommy Robinson stated that by saying that Multiculturalism has failed would be an insult to the Sikhs, Hindus and the Jews. Technically, he is right, it is an insult to CO-EXISTING cultures, but Islam just alone proved Multiculturalism as a huge failure. Besides most Sikhs, Hindus and Jews are westernized and barely even practice their own religious traditions, so technically they're more likely to be culturally British rather than their own heritage. For example: Russell Peters, Canadian comedian is a racially Indian but culturally Canadian individual who himself admitted that he was sick of his own original cultural heritage when he visited India, "THERE WAS CRAP SMELL EVERYWHERE!!!".

The EDL's goals are a pretty much similar to Geert Wilder's goals, such as banning the Burqa and the Hijab, the Quran, and many other barbaric or oppressive behaviour permitted in Pisslam. Although, the EDL claims that they do not want ban Islam overall. That's a load of shit!

So far the EDL is a success and its becoming more popular year by year. It's been running for over 2 years, that's longer than all banned groups combined which was lead by Andy Childmolestor.

Unlike any other group, the EDL is the only one group who responds to Anjem and Shariah freaks' demonstrations as a voice of opposition to Andy's goals.

United Against Fascism's reaction

It was a beautiful sunny day outside in London until heavy clouds blocked the Sun which turned everything depressed and dark. Anjem Choudary is outside preaching his hatred, as always, against the very society, which from he takes the social benefits funded by tax payers' money while demanding the British folks to convert to his way of living, or otherwise they'll be beheaded on the Judgement's Day when they take over England. Just like what Mohammed did to Mecca when he took over, he beheaded the Jewish men and enslaved their women for rape which, of course, was permitted by Allah according to Sura 4 Verse 24 in the Holy Quran. As a response to Anjem's radical and hateful behaviour, the UAF is... is ... is ...

... Where the fuck are they?

Wait for the EDL (English Defense League) to show up protesting against Anjem and the Shariah freaks, and they'll appear strong and proud with their purple anti-racist and anti-Nazi posters and signs not against the real advocators of implementing an oppressive political system but against the EDL, of course.

UAF FUN FACT

Is UAF against sexism, and do they defend Women Rights? Well apparently, female members of the group aren't being forced to wear the burqa (Quran 33:59) nor forbidden to talk to male members, drive a car, participate in events or have a voice in certain subject manners. So, ask them this one question: How on earth is it possible to defend both Islam and Women Rights at the same time when both not only contradict each other but extremely oppose each other as well? (Example: Quran 4:24, 4:34, 33:59)

If they chose Women Rights over Islam, then by their own "logic", they are "RACIST", even though, Islam isn't a race but OK whatever. Leftards act like children when they misuse words they don't understand, so no big surprise. If it's the other way around, then they're sexist for supporting the Muslims to take over their streets, harassing the women until they don't give in to their yellow Shariah Controlled Zone posters and wear a burqa in order not to get raped for being disobedient to the demands of hairy pyjamas wearing angry apes who scream like monkeys when they see something they don't like. (link: skip to 45:40)

UAF getting owned by Andy?

	“	As for those people who are the UAF, socialists, and people like uhm.. Salma Yaqoob, and the Anti-Fascist Alliance. This is typical of those people who are ... Communist or Socialist, that they lie to exploit the situation for their own benefit.	„
	— Could it be? Anjem Choudary's a troll? (2:43 - 3:00)

Who would have thought that there will ever be agreements with Anjem Choudary? Despite everything he naively believes in and wishes to accomplish the implementation of the Shariah, Anjem has proved himself right and owned the UAF by stating everything right about them. The UAF is nothing more but Communist red socialists who lie to exploit the situation for their own benefits. It would be unfair and inappropriate not to give Anjem a small silver trophy for his successful trolling against the UAF. However, that still doesn't mean he's absolved from being dug in the ground up to his waist and stoned to death by concrete blocks if he still attempts to implement the Shariah. But for now, Enjoy your trophy, Andy!

Ordinary General Population's reaction

Members of the EDL are not only the ones who are against Anjem Choudary and the Shariah freaks, but the majority of the population who chose not to participate in groups also have a voice and a response to Andy

This Vid tells you all you need to know

Summary

	“	The British live like animals in a jungle with their alcohol, gambling, prostitution and pornography	„
	— Anjem Choudary

A highly gifted orator, Choudary has appeared on numerous television programmes and radio stations calling for the UK to adopt stonings and beheadings as punishments for adultery, segregation of genders, lashings for alcohol drinkers and many other niceties mandated by the almighty Allah and his Sharia law.

Choudary has also called for:

Muslims not to cooperate with police.
Non-Muslims to be killed (they aren't innocent anyway).
A final solution for the British jewry.
Capital punishment for Pope Benedict XVI.
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PROPHET!

Choudary, a trained faggot, now calls himself judge of the Sharia Court of the UK. While juggling his life of bringing his own brand of lulzy jihad against britfags, he still finds time to collect his benefits, from the very society he wishes to destroy.

But, as he repetitively would say, AT THE END OF THE DAY, he will grow old and his last thought before going to sleep forever would be "I have failed to implement the Shariah. I wasted all these years for nothing. My life was not worth living at all!"