Moviebob

Bob roleplaying as his favorite game designer, despite even she won't fuck him for a mention

Bob "Moviebob" Chipman from The Escapist is another, fat uneducated self-styled "journalist" who can't get laid with an obsession with Mario rivaling that of Chris-chan's obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog. Bob is made famous only by virtue of the internet and his willingness to pander to SJW feminists who don't actually watch these movies or play these games beyond what is necessary for them to call them sexist. All this because there is no way this fat blob would ever be able to go to a job interview.

His reviews are filled with his unsolicited opinions about movies and video games which he acquired in all the free time he has leftover from never having sex, in between dreaming about one day being a director while being too fat and lazy to do anything about it. His video reviews have a hypnotic quality created by his third chin popping in-and-out from underneath his hilarious beard that was grown in a desperate attempt to conceal it.

Who?

	“	Bob was obviously bullied badly in school 'cause he is fat and fucking useless	„
	—Sargon of Akkad telling the life story of Bob

Bob initially started reviewing movies, before figuring out that he too should shit all over games, like many before him. So it didn't take long before he joined Screwattack. After being raped brutally by Screwattack, Fatman (that's a Freakazoid reference, Bob), he was so buttsore he felt just like women who got drunk, realized they fucked an ugly looking guy and then instead of blaming their slutty selves became a SJW to deflect any negative criticism... Which is exactly what Bob did! Not that it stopped him from later referring to Megan Fox as a blowup doll.

Maybe this was done in hopes that his nice guy attitude would land him any pussy. For spoilers for the effect of this, see image to the right.

"Shows"

Bob, step away from the small children and stop humiliating yourself.

Bobby has lots of shit shows on The Escapist, all of which contain his boring opinions on shit that nobody cares about besides him. He, on the other hand, compensates for everyone else by caring about these things waaaaay too much, to the point it leaves him no time in the day to try and get laid or go on a diet.

Eascapist to the Movies

Here Bob talk about movies, spews shit at Michael Bay and then retracts everything he says about him on his other shit shows. It isn't interesting and even less so funny because Bob's idea of humor is saying things he is mad about in an angry voice.

The Big Picture

Bob gives his unwanted opinions about shit nobody cares about. He just talks about anything and everything, but mostly about 30 year old cartoons and movies because the time before high-school was the only happy time in his life before it made him realize what a failure he is.

The Game Overthinker

This show is fucking embarrassing to watch.

Bob dressed up in a number of costumes and talks to himself in several voices in what looks like a show about what it must feel like to have no friends. The entire thing is hilarious, but for all the wrong reasons. It is this show that makes you seriously wonder if Bob doesn't have autism.

The best part is that one of the characters is a big, stupid jock (at least that's what he's meant to be, it's still just Bob's fat ass) called "The Anti-thinker" which feels like Bob's petty revenge on the kids who used to make fun of him by implying that, since they don't care about vidia games as much as he does, they must be retarded.

Gradually the show started having a moronic "plot" that took over more and more of each episode to the point he has to make another show to talk about videos games and dedicate this one purely to himself talking to himself in various costumes and poor excuses for acting in different secluded locations that he shoots at so no one can see his shame.

John Conquest explains how Bob wants Link
to grow a pair of tits and a vag.

Threatening to Get a Teenager Arrested for Not Liking his Videos

After Leigh Alexander published an article about a kid who made trolling videos about on how to gank women in the shit game World of Warcraft Bob wasted no time pouncing on this, as he is a spineless fat fuck who dances to every whim of Leigh, as a drunk ugly bitch is the epitome of pussy he is able to get.

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What a faggot

He would later try to deny he ever said or did it, even though he had forgotten to delete the proof from his twitter before doing so.

Hatred of gamers

Unknown to us whether it be the fact that Moviebob hates gamers or it is the simple fact that Bob doesn't want to share anything with anyone, hence his bloated size, Bob decided to retweet a tweet that made the bold statement of not to share your Coke Zero with a gamer. The only other option besides Bob despising his audience, because Ms. Leigh Alexander told him to, is that he heard that Coke Zero is slimming and the fat fuck doesn't want to risk getting slim, as that mean he would have to get a proper job.

This was probably him doing his part for the anti-GamerGate people as well as being Anita Sarkeesian white knight. A topic his is not at all bias about since it's not like there are pictures of them hanging out... Oh wait, yes there are.

After making a giant ass of himself on this topic he, and all the rest of the faggots at The Escapist, were told to cut the shit by their editor. Not that it stopped Bobby who only drew more ridicule to himself to the point that people on the site's forum made a thread asking that he be canned.

His Book - Sad and fucking insane

	“	This book will revolutionize the gaming media.	„
	—Bob Chipman, Reportedly something his said about his own book

"Super Mario Bros 3: Brick by Brick" is yet another feeble attempt in trying to be noticed, in which Bob decided to stop touching his tiny dick while stuffing his fat face with greasy food, in order for him to write an actual book. But the book reads like it was written by a dyslexic 12 year old, so we can assume that Bob couldn't be bothered to pay an editor who might bruise his fragile ego by making corrections to this turd and ruining his arrogant delusions of grandeur that have, so far, stood up against all evidence from reality.

From various bad reviews it become clear that "SMB3:BB" is Bob's delusional and pathetic decent into the world of Super Mario and contains two themes: The first, a mind numbingly detailed account of Bob playing the game, complete with analysis of every single move he makes in every single level of the game from start to finish. Every minor turn and button click is accounted for and 20 fucking pages detailing every single stage, character, enemy, item and platform in the game are also included.

But if you think that sounds like the most painfully boring thing you have ever heard of, then let me tell you that you will be begging for more of it once you get to the second topic of this book: A disturbingly psychotic account of Chipmen's own life.

The autobiographical parts of the book are downright creepy. They tell about his psychotic obsession with Mario, his attempts to escape the real world with it and his desire to be Mario.

He goes into some truly unsettling details about his life. For example: How his entire family hates him to the point that after work he would hide in his car and play Mario instead of going inside and facing them, how he got bullied in school and how disappointed he was by "Yoshi's Island" revealing that Mario was born in a fictional place and therefore Bob's schizophrenic delusions of being him were shattered. He equates Mario related events to the assassination of JFK and 9/11 and the Console Wars to the Vietnam War and talks about watching Transformers at the gym (his love for a children's show continues to this day while his dedication to losing weight is long gone) or playing video games to overcome his grandmother's death while the rest of his relatives handle it like adults.

The book ends on what Bob thinks is a positive note, but what any sane person would consider truly frighting, when he finally moves out of his parents' house at age 31 and goes on to live on his own with his plastic crap, vowing to dedicate himself to living a sad excuse for a life, doing nothing but playing video games until he dies.

The reviews

Even a dramatic reading in a fairly competent impression of the voice of Morgan Freeman
can't make this shit any less boring.

Bob in a nutshell

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"Worst book I have ever read"
-Some guy

"I say this as a person who has written numerous articles and a book on critical analyses of game environments, levels, and worlds for respected publications.
Super Mario Bros. 3 deserves better than this lazy effort."
- He went on to explain.