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Brianna Wu

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IT'S A MAN, BABY!


Brianna Wu is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Bruce Freeman, Brianna Freeman, Brianna Wu or commonly known as Literally Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms.

Proto-shrek dat you?
Who is the man in the relationship? Answer: Both of them.
What came first, the chicken or the patriarchy?
I can has rape threat?

Don't donate money to starving children! Donate to my sex change opperation instead!

 
 
Thank you very much for taking the time to visit my funrazer page, it means a lot to mean that you're just here! ^_^ I started this personal fundrazer to help kickstart my transition back in January by getting some of the things I needed (ie: hair removal, clothes). For the most part things were going pretty well for me. (Thank you veeeery much to the people who donated then! I love you guys!) I was coming out to my friends and starting to dress and act like the real me, it was a dream come true. At least, it was for a while...

Sooo... things got a little ruff with the job (not TG related, hadn't come out at work yet) my hours got cut and all that jazz, so the (immediate) family and I ended up having to move back in with (extended) family. Doesn't sound that bad, right? Yeah, except they live halfway across the country and are very anti-lgbt... So had to pretty much leave my new life behind and "put the genie back in the bottle" so to speak. (they don't know about me, knock on wood).

And here we are, several months later, and several failed attempts to find work. But the news isn't all bad... I will be going back to school soon, community college, to try and get myself "employable" and back on my feet and outta here.

But yeah (I know I ramble a bit, sorry), I just come to ask for a little help getting back up on my feet again, nothing substantial, but every little bit helps! (Change for the poor? .-. )

But just the same, thanks for stopping by. Peace and love,

~Bri
 


 

Its fundraiser to become a woman.


Bathroom Lurking

 
The solution.
 
 
Alternative solution.

The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females:

 
 
In 2007, Brianna Freeman — previously Bruce — of Lewiston, was a regular customer of Denny’s restaurant. During visits there, he had regularly used the women’s bathroom without objection and had even met with the restaurant manager to explain her situation. But, that October, the manager told her that he had gotten a complaint that he, a male, had used the women’s restroom.
 

 

—"Where's the urinal?"


The complaint after finally being caught using crossdressing tendencies to jerk his tiny man-meat to girls peeing. This was of course embarrasing for Bruce, and not to save face he decided to go full woman, so he wouldn't get jailed as the perverted fuck he is.

Luckily Freeman had a legal eagle sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (Does that surname sound familiar to you?). He thought of the brilliant strategy of trying to convince people of Bruce being a transgender instead of a scat-loving pervert, since Janson was enjoying the videos of girls pissing.

Brianna Hates Autistic People

In his infinite wisdom, Bruce decided that the best course of action to deal with the professional shitposters of 8chan and end GamerGate was to create a shitty meme about them, kinda like fighting fire with fire. He rushed over to MemeGenorator.com and created this masterpiece:


 
The original that Brianna sent out, before he bravely deleted it.


But Brianna forgot that fighting fire with fire won't work when he's covered in gasoline and attacking fire-retardant material. So it was quickly turned around on him and within moments of him tweeting about this a thread with a link was posted on 8chan and everyone jumped in and flooded the page with over 80 pages of memes about him instead.

It is unclear if Brianna was playing the victim again or if he is honestly that stupid, but he announced that this is harassment and that he is taking a break from twitter for 24 hours.

But wait, where did he get that picture in the first place? Oh, right...


HE GOT THE PICTURE FROM THE "AUTISM SPEAKS" WEBSITE!


 


And here is where Bruce stole the image from



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But her war against the mentally handicapped was far from over...

Wu Calls a Retard an Aspie and blames it on hackers

Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside it couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman.


 
1:33 PM
 
2:24 PM
 
T- 2 minutes



Bruce Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in his her column here and proudly re-posts them.

Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick.

Bruce goes to defend himself on the news

Being that he is just another scam artist/attention whore, Wu took a page from the Anita playbook and decided to use GamerGate to promote herself and her shitty game. After pretending to take a bunch of fake threats seriously he booked an interview on MSNBC.

How did he score that? Well, you see that faggot on the interview with her? He has conncetions to him and he has connections at MSNBC, which is ironic because he goes on to claim on that show that GamerGate is lying about there being nepotism in the media.



From then on he went on various TV news show, trying to end GamerGate and finding any excuse to mention her shit game. But this only ended in a massive backfire when a number of stations invited people from the GG side to speak for themselves. Huffington Post invited Hotwheels, the admin of 8chan, and Zoe Quinn. But when Zoe realized that it's going to be a debate and she would have to actually defend herself instead of being treated like a victim, she backed out at the last minute. She was right to do so, because Wu was not so smart and when he came on the show Wu got destroyed.

Wu went home and tried to pass it off as a win, but all it did was draw more attention to GG. Even if he himself gained anything from it (doubtful), by turning this into a national story he only gave advertisers more reason to pull out of the gaming news sites he was trying to defend.

Briana caught faking her threats

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The thread

But Bri wasn't finished tripping over her own retardation just yet. He tweeted the image shown at the start of the infographic above and claimed this was posted by anonymous on 8chan and details their plans to harass her.

He wasn't lying about it being posted, however, he was soon exposed again as the person who posted it when someone tweeted that he looked up the exif data of that picture and found that it was made days before the interview mentioned in it. Meaning that the only person who could have made and posted that picture was Brianna himself.

Two minutes after the exif post Brianna's tweet as well as the thread on 8chan mysteryously disapeared, but not before both were archived as proof.


 


Revolution60

So what is this "Game" he keeps promoting? It must be fucking amazing for her to go through all this just to get on the news to try and plug it, right? HAHAHA nah...


Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was funded by retards on Kickstarter, with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash.



Nothing says captivation like awkward silence.


Revolution60, more like revolution 15 frames per second


Wow, Revolution60 is so original!


Other Trannies

External links


 #GamerGate Series 

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GamerGate
 
Zoe Quinn
 

 
IGN
 
Destructoid
 
Mighty No. 9
 
Gone Home

 
Ian Miles Cheong
 
Phil Fish
 
m00t sells out
 
EviLORE

 
8chan
 
Wizardchan
 
Cracked
 
NeoGAF

 
Jimbo Wales
 
Ryulong
 
Ben Kuchera
 
Jonathan McIntosh

 
Randi Harper
 
Shanley Kane
 
Leigh Alexander
 
FemFreq

 
Sarah Butts
 
Laurelai
 
Brianna Wu
 
Chloe Sagal

 
Arthur Chu
 
Milo Yiannopoulos
 
Peter Coffin
 
Tim Schafer

 
Kotaku
 
Sarkeesian Effect
 
Vivian James
 
Gawker

 
GG Faggots
 
*Nods Respectfully*
 
Moviebob
 
Tom Preston

 
DQ Sim
 
Cathedral of Misogyny
 
Law & Order
 
Kung Fu Guy


Other People and Sites That Got Involved:


People:
Anti-GG Faggots: Videogame "Journalists"Videogame ReviewersCameron BakerJoss WhedonEgoraptorChris ChanAhuviya Harel/ADF-Fuensalidam00tA Man in BlackNick DentonEllen PaoDarksydePhilAdam SesslerJed WhitakerAlison RappNolongersilencedTony SidawayAlex WuoriAndrew HussieTransFrequencyWil WheatonAsalieriJerry PeetAngry JoeMaxofs2dChris KluweTauriq MoosaTodd in the ShadowsMaddoxFaggot Who Started OWSSceptre‎NorthBySouthBaranofIronholdsGeorge R.R MartinStephen ColbertJim SterlingValisHDNerdcubedJoshua IdehenVordrakRian JohnsonJulia Alexander


Pro-GG Faggots: Adam BaldwinAnne RiceWilliam ShatnerHideki KamiyaBoogie2988JonTronDerek SmartMrRepzionSuey Park‎Richard DawkinsRichard StallmanFilthy FrankShoe0nHeadTotalBiscuitTheamazingatheistThunderf00tJulian AssangeWeevIcze4rRoosh VGabe and TychoTheRalphRetortParkourDude91The Wannabe DickridersJewWarioLordKatCowkittyCraig BrittainSir WulfingtonSargon of AkkadLane Davis (Seattle4Truth)Carly FiorinaAlisonPrimeZoe AskalonDJBPlaythroughsMister MetokurArmored SkepticMundaneMatt.


Sites: RedditVoatRationalWikiSJWiki76chanTwitterWikipediaTGWTGBoingBoingVICEGOGTheMarySueStormfrontScrewAttackThe EscapistBuzzfeedSalonPatreonJezebelSomething AwfulTV Tropes4chanEDF 2: Electric BoogalooEncyclopedia DramaticaWe Hunted The MammothMicVox MediaResetERA.

Others: 2064: Read Only MemoriesFacadeFire EmblemFleetCOMMDead or AliveCards Against HumanityGNAABill Waggoner CrewMSNBC/CNN/BBC etcThe GuardianElectronic ArtsIntelAdobeGoogleShirtgateMillion Dollar ExtremeHatredPostal 2BaphometAnonymousGamersEverybody else on the internet and their dog.

Minor Related Pages: Censored article about Brianna WuSarah Butts FFshrine chatlogsList of people defending Butts' pedophiliaThe DMCA Butts sent usMilo Yiannopoulos ✡ The feminist versionShanley Kane's butthurt rantThe Great Gawker Implosion of 2015Skype Con LeakRalph's retarded group to monitor people trolling him.




 

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