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Sabrina Carpenter
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Sabrina Carpenter = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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| Sabrina Carpenter | |
| Born | May 11, 1999 (26 years old) |
| Nationality | Americunt 
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| Ethnicity | White devils |
| Gender | Female |
| Occupation | Singer, Professional slut |
Sabrina Annlynn Carpenter is a filthy whore who has a habit of turning her concerts into wild sex shows and sees herself to be the Marilyn Monroe of this generation when she's too ugly to be so. Additionally, it's been the most obvious thing to ever come to mankind's eye that she really likes to milk the phrase "Sex Sells" until it becomes drier than Arizona's soil.
—Sabrina thinks the whole world wants to hear that | ||
The Disney Channel Days
At 10 years old, she placed third in a singing contest The Next Miley Cyrus Project, run by Miley Cyrus, who would later whore the fuck out and swing naked on a wrecking ball for the sake of feminism and sex-positivity, raping all of our eyes in the process. Around the same time Miley was molesting our eyes with her flat (yet very flabby) ass and itty bitty titties, Sabrina had been casted as some annoying ass piece of jailbait named Maya in an unfunny spin off of Boy Meets World titled Girl Meets World. Then, in 2016, she lent her voice to Milo's not-girlfriend, Melissa Chase in Milo Murphy's Law, a show that was meant to replace Phineas and Ferb only for the show to get completely shoved to the side in favor of two retarded kids always stressing out their big bitch of a sister. The year after that, she decided to sing the theme song of another shitty, crappy Disney Channel sitcom, Andi Mack, which was about a 13-year old girl discovering that who she thought was her older sister was actually HER MOTHER and a faggot who ended up turning his real life actor into a half-faggot. Who knew Miley would eventually end up inspiring Sabrina to whore out as an adult? Maybe it was also because of the bitch whom she did the opening for one of many of her ridiculously promiscuous tours in 2018? Or maybe she got molested by the executives like all child stars did and she's become one of several cases of sexual abuse supposedly causing hypersexuality?
The wildest things she's ever done on stage
In 2023, Sabrina Carpenter's former boyfriend, Barry Keoghan, appeared in the dark comedy thriller "Saltburn," featuring a scene where he dances completely nude and his character drinks the used bathwater of Jacob Elordi's character. While performing at Coachella in 2024, Carpenter made a spontaneous reference to Keoghan and his bathtub scene during her song "Nonsense." One simply can't imagine just how violated Keoghan felt. In fact, he felt so violated, he decided to leave her for a more asexual woman who doesn't violate our ears as much as Sabrina does.
— The very ad-lib that caused Sabrina's fat ass to get dumped | ||
Before embarking on her "Short N' Sweet" tour, Sabrina's fat horny ass stopped by the VMAs in September 2024 to perform a medley from her latest album full of shitty songs about how sexually devious she is. Two background dancers during the set were an alien and an astronaut. Carpenter, filled to the brim with sexual arousal to the point where her pussy was leaking, pushed the astronaut aside and started making out with the alien without his consent! Why didn't the alien press charges for sexual assault afterwards? Because everyone thinks it's weak for men to get their perceived desires thrown back at them when they weren't expecting to be confronted by women who make their dicks stand up. Plus, Sabrina's fandom is full of "sex positive" feminazis who think women should be as sexual as possible only to cry objection when too many men fawn for a woman with curves.
Literally the month after that infamous performance, Sabrina added a provocative twist to her performance of "Bed Chem." As a curtain dropped to the ground, audience members' eyes were violated to the brim as they witnessed the human blow up doll-looking whore engaging in a simulated sexual act with a man in bed. This daring moment left many concertgoers, especially those attending with family so uncomfortable that they wished that very performance lead to Sabrina going to jail and gleefully dropping all the soap bars there. However, other people felt like the moment was no big deal because they're hypersexual losers who spend their days collecting as much dick cheese and vaginal goo as they can (and probably lick their hands each time they do so).
One of her most surprising moments on stage occurred in November 2024 during a concert in California. While singing her song "Juno," Harpenter knelt down and held the microphone above her in a suggestive manner, opening and closing her mouth as if she was sucking on a dick as big as one whole human being. Wait! But why is that something everyone didn't expect? The lyrics explicitly express her feelings of being a horny whore!. It was such an abomination, one person said that Sabrina is one step away from doing some more attention whoring by starting an OnlyFans account. Only time can tell when that's going to become a reality.
Her assy responses to all the complaints about her performances
— No, Sabrina, you did sexual acts in front of thousands of CHILDREN | ||
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Say Sabrina, I hear you like em' young!
While addressing the crowd, Sabrina aimed to offer a fan some insights on life and relationships. When the fan mentioned she was only 16, Sabrina playfully remarked that she had ample time ahead and was in the "learning about people" phase of her life, not having one ounce of concern that some people just don't get the urge to be as sexually devious as her. But then again, The Great Mighty Donald of America once said, "A sexual dynamic is always present between people, unless you are asexual.", because obviously he treats the existence of asexual people (or at least the people who are actively keeping their desires to themselves) far better than Sabrina Cravestoomuchcarbsenter.
— Sabrina asked the jailbait fan about songs about her hypersexuality | ||
That's right! She asked a SIXTEEN YEAR OLD FEMALE KID about feeling the very emotion that everyone under the age of 18 are legally too young to understand entirely! Sabrina somehow managed to stay appealing to her die hard fans who can't control the nerve to squirt weird white (sometimes red) goop in their pants to her shitshows every time after frantically trying to make herself seem innocent after having just assumed a teenager's level of sexual feelings. Lord, can you imagine if the genders were reversed? The whole world would have turned against her by now! Oh wait, something similar has already happened before!
Catching the attention of PETA with her outfits
The self proclaimed "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals" are already infamous for shaming people who can't resist the taste of beef, chicken, pork, fish, and so many other forms of animal flesh. But wait! They don't stop there! They also hate it when people wear fur on their clothes. Little Sabrina thought she could turn them on by trying to look "sexy" while wearing them.
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Sabrina is a freakin' whore and she knows it!
