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Wicked (Movie)
Wicked is yet another adaptation of the Wizard of Oz, as if cinema really needed another Wizard of Oz fanfiction approved for the big screen— and get this; it's a musical. Well if this movie is so forgettable, then why does it even warrant an ED article? Most of the controversies surrounding this film have not to do with the film itself perse, but with its subsequent marketing mishaps, its dykish fanbase and the bald chocolate negress who leads the role as a duel protagonist and thinks this movie was supposed to be about her and not the character she was playing.
Wicked.com
As with all big-shot movies that come out, so does a line of merchandise and toys along side it to scrub any last monetary value it can from its consumerist fanbase. Whoever was designing the boxes for these Wicked barbie dolls clearly fucked up because they accidentally linked their website as Wicked.com (a porn site) instead of Wickedmovie.com.
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Cynthia Erivo, the self-absorbed actress behind the Wicked Witch, got offended because one of her fans made fanart for her. By shadowing out her eyes on the original movie poster, Cynthia saw this as trying to "erase" her and she decided to go full bitch mode over it. Additionally, she was equally offended by an AI generated video of her character having a sissy fight with the pink bitch. Her drama-whoring did nothing to stop the trolls however, and in fact garnered their attention so that more memes and shoops would ultimately be made. Since Elphaba and Glinda are obvious dykes, "Is your pussy green?" eventually became a thing too.
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Rule 63'd
Fanbase
Wicked fangirls are a bunch of obnoxious queers who obsess over a mediocre movie and like making it worse by throwing in a dash of shipping culture. Their primary pastime is appearing at movie theaters to sing along with their ratched voices to songs in the movie and recording scenes from it on their iphones, of course oblivious to the fact they are committing piracy (yet again, not that piracy is real theft anyways. Charging people to view that shitty movie definitely is theft, however. If for some reason you actually wanted to watch this movie, don't go looking around for it on ShitTok; just go to 123movies and spare your ears from the screeching and instead go deaf from the unbearable musical scores.) If I didn't mention already, Wicked fangirls are massive dykes who also obsess over the supposed subtext behind Elphaba and Glinda's implied lesbianism; and if they're not fangirls then they're male lesbian-fetishists. A sequel to the movie called Wicked: For Good was announced and it is rumored to dive deeper into the lesbian aspects of Elphaba and Glinda's life; maybe even featuring a gay kiss. If true, it is expected that the collective reverberation of their squeeing will cause an earthquake so massive that fundamentalists will mistake it for the biblical apocalypse.
See Also
External Links
- Wicked.com - Their official website.
- Read fanfictions about a fanfiction
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