Brianna Wu

IT'S A MAN, BABY!

Brianna Wu is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__)

THAT'S A MAN BABY!

John Walker Flynt, Brianna Flynt, Brianna Wu, or commonly known as Literally, Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms. Ever since, he's been spending his time making death threats against himself, creating games that look like something Richard Garriott might have made 20 years ago on a budget of $20, and waging a war against people with autism.

Early Life: Rich folks, racism and restraining orders

Um, excuse you?

"Brianna Wu" was born "John Walker Flynt", then adopted by a couple of millionaires and lived a privileged life as a rich white boy prior to having a sex change so he can join the SJW cult without being at a disposition for being a privileged white boy.

By his own account his parents gave him a small fortune which he was able to blow and be left with nothing.

Bri draws himself naked (note the wishful thinking)

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What came first, the chicken or the patriarchy?

But the crazy doesn't end there! By pure happenstance, during an "ITT: We talk about crazy people we used to know" thread, someone started talking about a lunatic he once met while working at a school paper. After putting two and two together, the anons realized this person was actually Wu.

According to his account Wu is a pathalogical liar whom he met when he tried to apply to a school paper that he already had a restraining order from for flipping out when they didn't want to publish his shitty cartoon and calling the people who work there dykes, ragheads and sand niggers.

Want to hear more homophobic shit from Wu? Here you go. In his old myspace he also went on rants about how gay people are the enemies of feminism because, despite being gay, they are still men. Which is ironic because so is Wu.

Tranny Hates Autistic People

In his infinite wisdom, Flynt decided that the best course of action to deal with the professional shitposters of 8chan and end GamerGate was to create a shitty meme about them, kinda like fighting fire with fire. He rushed over to MemeGenorator.com and created this masterpiece:

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The original that Brianna sent out, before he bravely deleted it.

But Brianna forgot that fighting fire with fire won't work when he's covered in gasoline and attacking fire-retardant material. So it was quickly turned around on him and, within moments of him tweeting about this, a thread with a link was posted on 8chan and everyone jumped in and flooded the website with over 80 pages of memes about him instead.

It is unclear if Brianna was playing the victim again or if he is honestly that stupid, but he announced that this is harassment and that he is taking a break from twitter for 24 hours.

But wait, where did he get that picture in the first place? Oh, right...

HE GOT THE PICTURE FROM THE "AUTISM SPEAKS" WEBSITE!

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And here is where Flynt stole the image from

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Flynt goes on the news to defend himself

Being that he is just another scam artist/attention whore, Wu took a page from the Anita playbook and decided to use GamerGate to promote himself and his shitty game. After pretending to take a bunch of fake threats seriously he booked an interview on MSNBC.

How did he score that? Well, you see that faggot on the interview with him? Wu has connections to him and he has connections at MSNBC, which is ironic because he goes on to claim on that show that GamerGate is lying about there being nepotism in the media.

From then on he went on various TV news show, trying to end GamerGate and finding any excuse to mention his shit game. But this only ended in a massive backfire when a number of stations invited people from the GG side to speak for themselves. Huffington Post invited Hotwheels, the admin of 8chan, and Zoe Quinn. But when Zoe realized that it's going to be a debate and she would have to actually defend herself instead of being treated like a victim, she backed out at the last minute. She was right to do so, because Wu was not so smart and when he came on the show he got destroyed.

Rape and mysoginy is bad but Bri drawing naked women bound and about to be raped by a tentacle robot is fine

But Wu didn't learn the lesson that he can only handle interviews with people that were already paid off by his mommy and daddy and went on the David Pakman show. The moment Pakman asked him a hard question he freaked out and started screaming that this is a hit piece, humiliating himself again.

Wu then promoted another interview with someone who is donating to his "game" as "ubias" before going home and trying to pass it off as a win. But all it did was draw more attention to GG so, even if he himself gained anything from it (doubtful), by turning this into a national story he only gave advertisers more reason to pull out of the gaming news sites he was trying to defend.

"Objectification is okay when I do it" (the black guy is MLK)

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Wu promoted an interview by someone as "unbiased" who donates to his game

"Milo, please help me scam my followers"

But MSNBC wasn't the first interview he booked. Before that he agreed to go on Milo Faganopolous' radio show. However, realizing that Milo isn't being paid off by his parents and is going to ask him actual questions, Wu went radio silent and pretended not to be able to get online (while obviously still being online on twitter) and then cancelled when it was already too late.

He thought he got the upper hand, but forgot Milo still has their email correspondences that he can leak. What was in them? Wu asking Milo if he'd like to join him in running a "peace conference fundraiser" so that he can get some free plane tickets and a free lunch.

Briana caught faking his threats

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But Bri wasn't finished tripping over his own retardation just yet. He tweeted the image shown at the start of the infographic above and claimed this was posted by anonymous on 8chan and details their plans to harass him.

He wasn't lying about it being posted, however, he was soon exposed again as the person who posted it when someone tweeted that he looked up the exif data of that picture and found that it was made days before the interview mentioned in it. Meaning that the only person who could have made and posted that picture was Brianna himself.

Two minutes after the exif post Brianna's tweet as well as the thread on 8chan mysteriously disappeared, but not before both were archived as proof.

Never left his house because of threats

But it turns out that not only were the threats were fake, the running away from home was too!

A quick comparison of pictures taken of Wu's house prior to GamerGate and the ones of the background during his interviews in which he was "on the run" were exactly the same. So either he never went everywhere or ran away to an identical house.

As if that wasn't enough, damning evidence here suggests that *surprise!* Brianna Wu is nothing but a lying attention whore. Wu knew?

My Dog is Dead QQ

Recently, Wu's dog died. But those dang dirty troll wouldn't leave poor Wu alone and let his tend to his dog in it's last hours of life by... ??????

Actually, there was absolutely nothing stopping Wu from getting away from his computer and taking care of the dog. Instead he chose to capitalize on the dog's death for pity instead of tending to it like someone who actually cares. But it wasn't long before those dirty GamerGate trolls showed up to mock poor Wu's fake sorrow.

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Or DID they?!

Nope. It was either a troll or Wu herself sending death threats to himself yet again.

Revolution60

So what is this "Game" he keeps promoting? It must be fucking amazing for him to go through all this just to get on the news to try and plug it, right? HAHAHA nah...

Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off that would make Dina proud. Only, instead of a non-gender robot, it features 3 women with prominent tits and asses and wear slutty latex body suits (but this is totally not "objectifying" and "misogyny" because Wu is a woman himself amirite?). The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power fantasy by letting him play as his version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee his home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was funded by the same retards on Kickstarter that helped Wu cut off his cock, with a development cycle and lack of effort of which would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. However, unlike Duke Nukem, the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be). The game's revolutionary fifth-generation graphics are able to compete even against Super Mario 64!

	“	I don´t know what´s worse: The game that looks like the brazilian rip-off of Mass Effect or that cringeworthy asian guy.	„
	—Some Youtube commenter

Revolution60, more like revolution 15 frames per second

Wow, Revolution60 is so original!

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A twitter user named Foxigon subjected Wu's Shitty Game to the same "Feminist Critique" his pal Anita Sarkeesian uses and came up with this (Wu's response included):

Wu published a (probably) letter by a "reformed GGer" calling her beautiful. Someone sent her another fake one and she as stupid enough to publish that too

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and here is Brianna Wu's non-pissy-pants and not-paranoid-at-all response

Followed by the professional and businesslike response from the CEO of his game company
Yeah, sure. "Cinematography Rules" dictate that the heroines all look like aryan pro-ana realdolls

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Clearly the game needs its very own Wikipedia article

Having received massive national news coverage, it would only stand to reason that a game that nobody has ever played should have its own fucking Wikipedia article, as without constant shilling and friends in the game industry how would you ever compete in a fair and open marketplace? Obviously besides constantly attention whoring yourself on national TV because you sent nasty tweets to yourself and the backing of many game "journalists". So you would perhaps think that this shit might have garnered some attention right? Wrong. Despite the most valiant efforts of white knights everywhere, nobody that hasn't been paid by the Wu family to advertise on their behalf gives a fuck about Revolution60. This is most apparent at the Facebook page, as evidenced below.

Surprise surprise the person who wrote most of that article is one of Bri's friends.

10 times the likes. No national coverage. No active social media campaign.

Critical Danger Situation!

This Just In: Hero of The Imperium Jace "Muhreen in Training" Connors has chimed in, and got Wu's jimmies all rustled.

Guess Da Wu'Tard Klan hasn't sussed that a man who couldn't do twenty-five push-ups without passing out and pissing himself probably won't travel to Boston to parkour on your face 'Assassin's Creed-style'. Still, Mr. Wu decided to take this opportunity to whine on Twitter about the autistic man on welfare who is going to appear in the night out of thin air like Batman to smack him in the face with a game controller and spray him down with Old Spice. And also wolves are not gay.

Never one to back down when his title as Craziest Man on The Internets is being challenged, Jace did what any logical man would do in this situation: Challenge the fake damsel in fake distress to a #Gamergate street race or he would continue to send Wu twisted death threats and finish him with WWE moves or guns

Sadly, as of the time of publishing Mr. Wu has yet to respond to the challenge put forth by Jace. Only time will tell if he has enough testosterone left in his shriveled nutsack to stand up to this GamerGate bully. His white knights over at GamerGhazi swore up and down they would bring justice to the future Marine veteran, their only problem being that they couldn't even get his country of residence right.