Twice

Twice is defined as once more than once and once less than thrice (also called "three times"). If you've done something twice you're either a big fan of it or just really stupid.

Twice can also be used as an intensifier for threats, especially if you're an Internet tough guy: "Listen, asshole, if you cross me again I'll kill you - twice."

What has happened Twice

• Plane crashes into the World Trade Center.
• The coming of Jesus.
• EverQuest.
• Ninja Gaiden.
• Butthurt.
• Two.
• The number of times I masturbate each day.
• The number of times I actually masturbate each hour.
• The number of times a Jew was actually killed during the holocaust according to Iran's president.
• The amount of regular fun you can have whilst having sex with identical twins.
• The proportional size of your virtual-nads whilst acting like an internet tough guy.
• The size your penis would be if you were an average, healthy male.
• The amount of generic sweet semi-gelatinous filling inside your double-stuffed Oreo, you fat fuck.
• The World War
• Noobs being pwned.
• Random hobos fucking your mother in every hole.
• Random hobos fucking you in every hole.
• The number of times your sister was raped by someone.
• The number of times Batman was attacked by a dog.
• The amount of times that you voted for George W. Bush.
• The number of times that a Bush was in office

What shouldn't have to happen twice

• Telling a woman to get back in her place.

Alternative Uses

Twice has also been used as a descriptor for a frozen tampon. The name comes from the words TWat and ICE. "It was so hot outside today I had to stuff a twice up my axe wound."

TWICE is also an acronym for "TWO WOMEN IN CONSTANT ECSTASY". Mmmm, sappho porn...