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Jerry from Doomsday Refreshment Committee

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Jerry Brewer is the main person in Doomsday Refreshment Committee. He sits at his computer all day writing horrible gothic/emo poetry and makes horrible gothic music out of it. His music is comprised of generic "industrial metal" with samples from movies that have been used over 9000 times before. DRC is not signed and only has an interweb faggoth fan base. On top of all his fail and lulz he is also a 40 year old pedophile, who tries to pick up little 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys on his MySpace and vampirefreaks profiles. He also has two little girls who are both underage. one is for sure 13. Oh noes more lulz!

That's the ticket little girl
Jerry in his natural habitat
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Shitty typical goth photoshop is shitty and typical

He also has a few horrendously shopped pictures on his Vampirefreaks profile, and OVER 200 PICTURES IN PRACTICALLY THE SAME FUCKING POSE.


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How to be a Jerry

1.- Sit at your desk.

2.- Make shitty music.

3.- Hit on little 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls on AIM.

4.- Not have a record deal.

5.- Invite underage girls to live with you, then tell them to wait until they are of age to do so.

6.- ????

7.- PROFIT!

Quotes

   
 
1. Down deep inside/

That's where it hides/ A part of you so black/ That it never dies/ There's only so much/ That you can hide away/ Your hell is coming/ And hell you will pay/

There is no love/ Breed only hate/ Its time to wake up/ Accept your fate/ Come into me/ And you will see/ I am the everything/ You hope to be/

I am the strong/ I will survive/ And I will never be/ A drone in the hive/ The war I wage/ It will be won/ The taste of victory/ Army of one
 


 
 

—The Lyrics to Black, one of his shitty pedo goth songs

Who hes trying to hook up with

 
The Midget he's trying to hook up with

He's been trying to feverishly recover from his butthurt of getting divorced by trying to pick up this girl to the right through AIM. Their forbidden faggot interweb love began when the equally butthurt Kait, started sending him picture comments on MySpace

Ex of such comments:
     
From then on they have talked over 9000 times through AIM, in which Jerry has brainwashed Kait with his lies and she has bought every one that he has spewed out his ass. Kait now wants to move in with him and his underage daughters. But what COULD a 40 year old want with this barely legal little girl?
sex.
Enough said.
For this she joins the legions of retard.

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