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ALL CAPS

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SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS

All Caps is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected internets user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like BILLY MAYS.

WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.

Usage

Caps lock is commonly seen in:

Trivia

  • Billy Mays is was is (he lives on in our hearts) the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
  • Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
  • all caps > not all caps.
  • Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
  • Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!
  • Caps Lock cures AIDS!
  • The script of the movie 300 is written in all caps.
  • Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to pain
  • gluing your shift key for eternal caps is fine too.
  • capslock is an anagram of cockslap
  • even candlejack uses the caps lo
  • CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND.
  • Caps Lock is used by people who KNOW THE TRUTH AND TELL SHEEPLE TO WAKE UP

Caps Lock Day

Caps Lock day is June 28th and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.

HTML

Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.

Gallery

Caps Lock video

See Also

External Links

ALL CAPS is part of a series on Language & Communication
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