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Brianna Wu

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IT'S A MAN, BABY!


Brianna Wu is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


Proto-shrek dat you?
Who is the man in the relationship? Answer: Both of them.
What came first, the chicken or the patriarchy?
I can has rape threat?

Bruce Freeman, Brianna Freeman, Brianna Wu or commonly known as Literally Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms.

Don't donate money to starving children! Donate to my sex change opperation instead!

 
 
Thank you very much for taking the time to visit my funrazer page, it means a lot to mean that you're just here! ^_^ I started this personal fundrazer to help kickstart my transition back in January by getting some of the things I needed (ie: hair removal, clothes). For the most part things were going pretty well for me. (Thank you veeeery much to the people who donated then! I love you guys!) I was coming out to my friends and starting to dress and act like the real me, it was a dream come true. At least, it was for a while...

Sooo... things got a little ruff with the job (not TG related, hadn't come out at work yet) my hours got cut and all that jazz, so the (immediate) family and I ended up having to move back in with (extended) family. Doesn't sound that bad, right? Yeah, except they live halfway across the country and are very anti-lgbt... So had to pretty much leave my new life behind and "put the genie back in the bottle" so to speak. (they don't know about me, knock on wood).

And here we are, several months later, and several failed attempts to find work. But the news isn't all bad... I will be going back to school soon, community college, to try and get myself "employable" and back on my feet and outta here.

But yeah (I know I ramble a bit, sorry), I just come to ask for a little help getting back up on my feet again, nothing substantial, but every little bit helps! (Change for the poor? .-. )

But just the same, thanks for stopping by. Peace and love,

~Bri
 


 

Its fundraiser to become a woman.


Bathroom Lurking

The solution.

The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females:

 
 
In 2007, Brianna Freeman — previously Bruce — of Lewiston, was a regular customer of Denny’s restaurant. During visits there, she had regularly used the women’s bathroom without objection and had even met with the restaurant manager to explain her situation. But, that October, the manager told her that he had gotten a complaint that she, a male, had used the women’s restroom.
 

 

—"Where's the urinal?"


Wow, Bruce I mean Brianna has been “living as a woman” for some time then eh?

 
 
According to Brian Mesley, a spokesman for Rockport-based Realty Resources Hospitality, “we recognize and support Ms. Freeman’s gender transition over the past three and a half years.”
 

 

—Nope.


So basically Bruce Brianna waltzed into the women’s bathroom, fully certain that he was entitled to be using that bathroom, because in his mind he was transitioning to “woman”. He probably looked like this when he tried it, at the “start of his transition”:




In three and a half years, Bruce Brianna must be all done then?

 
 
The manager told Freeman that since she had not yet undergone a transsexual operation and wasn’t considered a biological female, she would have to use the men’s room in the future.

Freeman, who wears women’s clothing, makeup, jewelry and perfume, has said that using the women’s bathroom was part of her medically recommended gender transition process.

The first phase of that process is hormone therapy to boost estrogen and block testosterone. The second phase, where she was in her transition when denied access to the bathroom, is assuming the role and lifestyle of a woman. The third phase of her treatment will be a surgical procedure to complete the transgender process.
 


 

—Nope.


Alternative solution.

“Will be”, always nice to know that there are laydees in the women’s toilets packing penis. Rather comforting!

 
 
For Freeman, the bottom line is, “for me and other transgender patrons is that Denny’s has welcomed us to use the restroom that is consistent with how we live our lives.”

“That makes good sense,” she said. “Any other rule is just not workable for anyone.”
 


 

—Maybe we could just machine gun you all into pits instead?


Luckily Freeman had a legal eagle sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (Does that surname sound familiar to you?). Wu had to be downgraded from eagle to sparrow for this defence:

 
 
because of her sexual orientation
 

 


Bruce gets called on his lurking.

Umm, I don’t recall any sexual orientation in the incident, it was a jendah thing right? Oh well, at least the courts swallowed it. Unless of course it was another Freudian slip by Camp Twanz indicating that M2T “transition” is indeed in the rhelm of sexual fetish?

 
 
In the joint release, Wu said he and others in his organization are “happy to have had the opportunity to work with business leaders to make Maine’s business establishments open and welcoming to all potential customers.”
 

 


Well, I guess the hetero-dudes are happy not sharing a bathroom with any “Nancy Boy”, and the M2T twanz are happy, because they get to play laydee – “oooooh looky I’m peeing in the laydees bathroom just like a real girl !!11!!”. Management are happy that they won’t have to payout another lawsuit.

Brianna Hates Autistic People

In his infinite wisdom, Bruce decided that the best course of action to deal with the professional shitposters of 8chan and end GamerGate was to create a shitty meme about them, kinda like fighting fire with fire. He rushed over to MemeGenorator.com and created this masterpiece:



The original that Brianna sent out, before he bravely deleted it.


But Brianna forgot that fighting fire with fire won't work when he's covered in gasoline and attacking fire-retardant material. So it was quickly turned around on him and within moments of him tweeting about this a thread with a link was posted on 8chan and everyone jumped in and flooded the page with over 80 pages of memes about him instead.

It is unclear if Brianna was playing the victim again or if he is honestly that stupid, but he announced that this is harassment and that he is taking a break from twitter for 24 hours.

But wait, where did she get that picture in the first place? Oh, right...


SHE GOT THE PICTURE FROM THE "AUTISM SPEAKS" WEBSITE!



And here is where Bruce stole the image from



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But her was against the mentally handicap was far from over...

Wu Calls a Retard an Aspie and blames it on hackers

Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside it couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman.


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Bruce Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in his her column here and proudly re-posts them.

Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick.

Bruce goes to defend himself on the news

Being that she is just another scam artist/attention whore, Wu took a page from the Anita playbook and decided to use GamerGate to promote herself and her shitty game. After pretending to take a bunch of fake threats seriously she booked an interview on MSNBC.

How did she score that? Well, you see that faggot on the interview with her? She has conncetions to him and he has connections at MSNBC, which is ironic because she goes on to claim on that show that GamerGate is lying about there being nepotism in the media.



From then on she went on various TV news show, trying to end GamerGate and finding any excuse to mention her shit game. But this only ended in a massive backfire when a number of stations invited people from the GG side to speak for themselves. Huffington Post invited Hotwheels, the admin of 8chan, and Zoe Quinn. But when Zoe realized that it's going to be a debate and she will have to actually defend herself instead of being treated like a victim, she backed out at the last minute. She was right to do so, because Wu was not so smartand when she came on the show she got destroyed.

Wu went home and tried to pass it off as a win, but all it did was draw more attention to GG. Even if she herself gained anything from it (doubtful), by turning this into a national story she only gave advertisers more reason to pull out of the gaming news sites she was trying to defend.

Briana caught faking her threats

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The thread

But Bri wasn't finished tripping over her own retardation just yet. She tweeted the image shown at the start of the infographic above and claimed this was posted by anonymous on 8chan and details their plans to harass her.

She wasn't lying about it being posted, however, she was soon exposed again as the person who posted it when someone tweeted that he looked up the exif data of that picture and found that it was made days before the interview mentioned in it. Meaning that the only person who could have made and posted that picture was Brianna himself.

Two minutes after the exif post Brianna's tweet as well as the thread on 8chan mysteryously disapeared, but not before both were archived as proof.



Revolution60

So what is this "Game" she keeps promoting? It must be fucking amazing for her to go through all this just to get on the news to try and plug it, right? HAHAHA nah...


Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was funded by retards on Kickstarter, with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash.



Nothing says captivation like awkward silence.


Revolution60, more like revolution 15 frames per second


Wow, Revolution60 is so original!


Other Trannies

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Other People and Sites That Got Involved:


People:
Anti-GG Faggots: Videogame "Journalists"Videogame ReviewersCameron BakerJoss WhedonEgoraptorChris ChanAhuviya Harel/ADF-Fuensalidam00tA Man in BlackNick DentonEllen PaoDarksydePhilAdam SesslerJed WhitakerAlison RappNolongersilencedTony SidawayAlex WuoriAndrew HussieTransFrequencyWil WheatonAsalieriJerry PeetAngry JoeMaxofs2dChris KluweTauriq MoosaTodd in the ShadowsMaddoxFaggot Who Started OWSSceptre‎NorthBySouthBaranofIronholdsGeorge R.R MartinStephen ColbertJim SterlingValisHDNerdcubedJoshua IdehenVordrakRian JohnsonJulia Alexander


Pro-GG Faggots: Adam BaldwinAnne RiceWilliam ShatnerHideki KamiyaBoogie2988JonTronDerek SmartMrRepzionSuey Park‎Richard DawkinsRichard StallmanFilthy FrankShoe0nHeadTotalBiscuitTheamazingatheistThunderf00tJulian AssangeWeevIcze4rRoosh VGabe and TychoTheRalphRetortParkourDude91The Wannabe DickridersJewWarioLordKatCowkittyCraig BrittainSir WulfingtonSargon of AkkadLane Davis (Seattle4Truth)Carly FiorinaAlisonPrimeZoe AskalonDJBPlaythroughsMister MetokurArmored SkepticMundaneMatt.


Sites: RedditVoatRationalWikiSJWiki76chanTwitterWikipediaTGWTGBoingBoingVICEGOGTheMarySueStormfrontScrewAttackThe EscapistBuzzfeedSalonPatreonJezebelSomething AwfulTV Tropes4chanEDF 2: Electric BoogalooEncyclopedia DramaticaWe Hunted The MammothMicVox MediaResetERA.

Others: 2064: Read Only MemoriesFacadeFire EmblemFleetCOMMDead or AliveCards Against HumanityGNAABill Waggoner CrewMSNBC/CNN/BBC etcThe GuardianElectronic ArtsIntelAdobeGoogleShirtgateMillion Dollar ExtremeHatredPostal 2BaphometAnonymousGamersEverybody else on the internet and their dog.

Minor Related Pages: Censored article about Brianna WuSarah Butts FFshrine chatlogsList of people defending Butts' pedophiliaThe DMCA Butts sent usMilo Yiannopoulos ✡ The feminist versionShanley Kane's butthurt rantThe Great Gawker Implosion of 2015Skype Con LeakRalph's retarded group to monitor people trolling him.




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