ALL CAPS

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SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS

All Caps is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected internets user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like Billy Mays.

WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.

Usage

Caps lock is commonly seen in:

• AOL chatrooms
• 419 scammers
• chain mail
• myspace comments
• conspiracy theorists in most venues

Trivia

• Billy Mays is was is (he lives on in our hearts) the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
• Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
• all caps > not all caps.
• Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
• Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!
• Caps Lock cures AIDS!
• The script of the movie 300 is written in all caps.
• Caps lock can get you fired!!!
• Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to pain
• gluing your shift key for eternal caps is fine too.
• capslock is an anagram of cockslap
• even candlejack uses the caps lo
• CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND.
• Caps Lock is used by people who KNOW THE TRUTH AND TELL SHEEPLE TO WAKE UP

Caps Lock Day

Caps Lock day is June 28th and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.

HTML

Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.

Gallery

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  More like, "Ready to shit blood?"
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  Caps Lock assault rifle
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  Anyone can use all caps!
• 
  Caps Lock: Serious Fucking Business
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  Caps Lock in its natural environment
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  ALL CAPS can result from trolling Benoit fans
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  CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS FUCKING NECESSARY
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  Yahoo! Answers response to teh caps.
• WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH FUCKING TUNA.
  WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH FUCKING TUNA.
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  ALL THE BEST THINGS ON ED HAS CAPS

Caps Lock video

See Also

• AOL
• CAPS
• @CapsCop
• ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
• Extreme advertising
• EXTREME ANIMALS
• BILLY MAYS
• RAGE
• Tabloids are a form of old media that uses allcaps to catch your attention
• Time Cube

External Links

• GIGA-XISBASS USES ALL CAPS. SO SHOULD YOU!
• A POPULAR WEBSITE THAT USES ALL CAPS TO BECOME NOTICES
• A REAL-LIFE TESTIMONY ON THE AWESOMENESS OF ALL CAPS
• THIS PAGE WITH PANSY FUCKING LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK. THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS CAPS NOW.
• YOU ATTENTION WAS FUCKING CAUGHT
• A FUCKTARD ON JEWTUBE
• CONVERTS ALL YOUR TEXT TO CAPS
• 648 PAGES OF ALL CAPS
• A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WITH ALL CAPS!!!!!11
• SAMUEL JACKSON FANSITE ON MYSPACE (WHERE ELSE DOES THIS GO?)
• SEIBERTRON.COM
• ESSAY BY MICHAEL SAVAGE!