Goodbye Volcano High

Goodbye Volcano High is a visual novel game for dinofags. Basically, a musical band consisting of 3 anthro dinos party rock their way through their last year at Volcano High while anticipating the second coming of Raptor Jesus riding on a meteor to wipe them off the slate of the Earth. The game was scripted in part by Sweet Baby Inc, which is probably why the storyline is so shallow and gay. None of the options really matter either because there is only one ending with very inconsequential variations. The only reason this game garnered the attention it did was because it was being pushed by wokie interest groups, including financial support from the Canadian government itself, yet was still BTFO'd by a 4chan troll/parody game which the devs detest to this very day.

Characters

Name	Description	Picture
Fang	A pterodactylian metalhead who serves as the lead singer of her band. She identifies as non-binary, but in the 4chan version (Snoot Game), you have the ability to cure her of this mental ailment.
Reed	A pink velociraptor dude who serves as a drummer in the band. He is also a DnDfag who serves as the Game Master during their Dungeons and Dragons sessions. In Snoot Game, he is a massive stoner guru, but is secretly a very intelligent and understanding guy. Literally Philosoraptor.
Trish	Fang's closest friend and the lead guitarist for the band. She is a triceratops and one of her fun facts is that she is passionate about entemology.
Naomi	A parasaurolophus who serves as Naser's eager and overly cheerful butt buddy in the Volcano High student council and is secretly a lesbo for Fang. In Snoot Game, she is a repressed otaku shipping puppet master who is responsible for covertly making you fall in love with Fang.
Naser	Fang's younger brother and student council president who often takes her under his wing; his crippled, flightless wing.
Rosa	A transsexual ankylosaur beaner and close friend of Trish who works as a barista at the same café together and has difficulty coming out to her traditionalist family. She is also interesting in botany and wants to engineer new species of plants, probably marijuana. The transsexual aspect of her character was presumably retconned in Snoot Game, and she is a devout follower of Raptor Jesus.
Stella	A stegosaurus bitch and a retarded tarot card reader who has a crush on Naser. She was made skinnier in Snoot Game because nobody wants to gaze at a fatty.

Snoot Game

Snoot Game is the superior release of Volcano High, made entirely by a bunch of 4chan trolls to prevent the dinosaurs from dying of AIDS. It became an instant cult classic. The game is full of 4chan in-jokes that feel like shitposting, yet surprisingly the characters have so much more complexity and depth than they do in Volcano High. Arguably, Snoot Game is actually the original game and Volcano High is but a sequel as it came out two years before the source material. In the game, the main character you play as is Anon (literally you!), a faceless man transferring to a new school where he is the only human (except for the principal and one of your teachers, who is literally just Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but that’s not important). The other most integral character is Fang, whose relationship with you becomes a focal point of the storyline. Together, if you make the right decisions, you explore each other and help find each other’s true selves.

KO_OP (the company that made Volcano High) is completely unable to recognize the genius in this game, or at the very least realize that this could be economically profitable as it draws in more fans to their franchise, but instead they shun this fan game as made in bad faith, so much so that they wanted to shut it down and paid game journos to write negatively of it for being allegedly homophobic or whatever.

Endings

• Ending 1: Bowling for Volcano High - Fang goes totally cray-cray and commits a mass shooting at Volcano High, resulting in the deaths of Naomi, her brother, Nasar, and many other students. You are also shot, afterwich Fang jumps off the school's roof and dies after realizing this. You survive, but know you lost the love of your life.
• Ending 2: Anon and the Infinite Sadness - Anon insults Fang for being a non-binary attention whore and she breaks up with you. You catch a glimpse of her years later, but at this point you have already embraced the doomer lifestyle.
• Ending 3: Volcano Highschool Musical - You marry Fang, or "Lucy" now that she has abandoned her spunky ways, but the relationship is lukewarm because she decided to grow up while you didn’t.
• Ending 4: Fast Times at Volcano High - Fang finally finds her true self around you and you go on to live successful, happy lives together.

See Also

• Averi Fiddleafox
• Changed
• Dinosaur Erotica
• Fallout New Vegas: The Frontier
• Guitar Hero
• Pathways
• Vocaloid

External Links

• Goodbye Volcano High Wiki
• Goodbye Volcano High on Steam
• Snoot Game (download & more)

Goodbye Volcano High is part of the following series:

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  Chans
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  Faggotry
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  Furfaggotry
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  Gaming
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  Music
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  Trolls

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