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'''Adam Sessler''' aka '''[[Crackhead|Adam Cokeler]]''', '''[[Cancer|Adam Cancerler]]''', and '''[[Cuck|Adam Cuckler]]''', was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a [[shit|decent]] [[Vidya|video game]] show [[X-Play]] with his partner [[Jaws|Morgan "Manjaw" Webb]] that aired on [[G4TV]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like [[Cops|COPS]] until G4TV gets canned on December 31st [[2014]], Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a [[drug addict|cocaine user]], a [[social justice warrior]], a [[Nu-male|male-feminist]] [[sex offender|ally]] against the [[alt-right]], a [[tranny]] [[pornstar]], and a mindless [[cuckfag|cuck orbiter]] of his druglord & savior [[Zoe Quinn]]. In short, his new career before & during [[GamerGate]] is a fucking [[lolcow]]. | '''Adam Sessler''' aka '''[[Crackhead|Adam Cokeler]]''', '''[[Cancer|Adam Cancerler]]''', and '''[[Cuck|Adam Cuckler]]''', was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a [[shit|decent]] [[Vidya|video game]] show [[X-Play]] with his partner [[Jaws|Morgan "Manjaw" Webb]] that aired on [[G4TV]] [[at least 100 years ago]]. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like [[Cops|COPS]] until G4TV gets canned on December 31st [[2014]], Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a [[drug addict|cocaine user]], a [[social justice warrior]], a [[Nu-male|male-feminist]] [[sex offender|ally]] against the [[alt-right]], a [[tranny]] [[pornstar]], and a mindless [[cuckfag|cuck orbiter]] of his druglord & savior [[Zoe Quinn]]. In short, his new career before & during [[GamerGate]] is a fucking [[lolcow]]. | ||
==Gallery== | |||
[[File:AdamSesslerToughGuy.png|thumb|right|300px|[[Do you even lift|Do you even snort coke?]]]] | |||
{{cg|And now here's your lolcow, Adam Sessler!|SesslerImages|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:SesslerPureBBW.jpg|Arrested for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke. | |||
File:SesslerCockface.jpg|Adam now realizes that [[cock goes where|cock goes here and there]]. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==[[Rule 34|Pure-R34]]== | |||
{{cg|With your hosts, Adam Sessler and Tranny Webb!|SesslerPurePorn|center|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:SesslerPizza.jpg | |||
File:SesslerTSPhoto.jpg | |||
File:SesslerTSTranny.png|Adam & Morgan looking good as usual. | |||
File:SesslerTSCucked.png | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:SesslerTSOverwatch1.jpg|Getting Pure-TS's attention if they play [[Overwatch]]. | |||
File:SesslerTSOverwatch2.jpg|Still using the same tactics. | |||
File:SesslerTSBlowjob.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Revision as of 01:31, 30 March 2018
Adam Sessler aka Adam Cokeler, Adam Cancerler, and Adam Cuckler, was once-upon-a-time a former co-host of a decent video game show X-Play with his partner Morgan "Manjaw" Webb that aired on G4TV at least 100 years ago. After G4TV cancelled all gaming-related shows including X-Play and replace it with much shittier non-gaming shows like COPS until G4TV gets canned on December 31st 2014, Adam decided to flush his gaming career down the toilet and walk his new path as a cocaine user, a social justice warrior, a male-feminist ally against the alt-right, a tranny pornstar, and a mindless cuck orbiter of his druglord & savior Zoe Quinn. In short, his new career before & during GamerGate is a fucking lolcow.
Gallery
And now here's your lolcow, Adam Sessler! About missing Pics
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Arrested for possessing the wrong kind of coke. Diet Coke.
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Adam now realizes that cock goes here and there.
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With your hosts, Adam Sessler and Tranny Webb! About missing Pics
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Adam & Morgan looking good as usual.
[Expand Gallery]
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Getting Pure-TS's attention if they play Overwatch.
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Still using the same tactics.
External Links
See Also
- G4TV
- Attack of the Show
- X-Play
- GamerGate
- Drugs
- Traps
- Zoe Quinn - Helped kissing her ass for e-fame and joined the Crash Override Network book team. Sex is still unrewarded.
- Jim Sterling - Both Adam and Jim are not only cucks but butt buddies too.
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Adam Sessler is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |
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Adam Sessler is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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Adam Sessler is part of a series on Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage. |
