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'''Glasgow''' or '''The Actual Capital of Scotland''' is the largest city of Scotland containing half a million skirt wearing scots. | '''Glasgow''' or '''The Actual Capital of [[Scotland]]''' is the largest city of Scotland containing half a million skirt wearing scots. | ||
It is filled with junkies and tramps with the occasional "Scottish Basic Bitch" that is a kind of female that posts on snapchat daily and goes to starbucks. The only difference from there Californian counterparts is that they have a thick scottish accent. | It is filled with junkies and tramps with the occasional "Scottish Basic Bitch" that is a kind of female that posts on snapchat daily and goes to starbucks. The only difference from there Californian counterparts is that they have a thick scottish accent. | ||
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Latest revision as of 07:58, 16 September 2018
Glasgow or The Actual Capital of Scotland is the largest city of Scotland containing half a million skirt wearing scots.
It is filled with junkies and tramps with the occasional "Scottish Basic Bitch" that is a kind of female that posts on snapchat daily and goes to starbucks. The only difference from there Californian counterparts is that they have a thick scottish accent.
We are a kind of people that will punch terrorists till they go unconscious and can give our livers a kick-in in the local pub.
Glasgow was a sleepy village until a shit-load of people moved there and built ships and stuff then all the whites moved out so the UK started pumping the town with niggers and now everywhere you walk you can see either wahmen wearing burkas or seeing Chinese tourists that shit in the streets.
Culture
Glasgow has the most culture out of all of Scotland containing national landmarks such as a crane, a weird bridge and a square with a huge pillar at the middle. This town is along the shitty River Clyde which is a stupid ol' river that is barely a river at all. We have an art school that catches on fire twice.
Glasgow has brought wonderful things such as:
- Communist Party of Britain
- Irn Bru
- Billy Connolly
- Brian Limmond
- Glasgow Anarchists
- William Weir Gilmour
Football
There are two football teams in Glasgow.
Rangers - They have gone bankrupt multiple times and loose every match against the celtics.
Celtic - Started by some potatos from Ireland. Now are full of niggers.
Commonwealth Games
One year, we decided to allow thousands of Azns and Niggers in our borders to see people do sports. It was mostly shit.
University's
Glasgow is famous for the University of Glasgow and Strathclyde University.
Either they are filled to the brim with Qing, they are filled with fucking feminists, LGBTQ, Assburgers, Autists and Communists
See Also
- Blair, Tony - Undercover Scot
- Boyle, Susan - National Hero
- Brown, Gordon - Another Undercover
- Connery, Shaun - No
- Drunk - Ususal
- Nazi pug - national animal symbol of the area
- United Kingdom - Our Nation.
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