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{{Caps}}
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[[Image:Firefox-nostyle-ss.png|thumb|right|[[PROTIP]] for reading this page]]
[[Image:Billy_Mays_key_means_certain_win.jpg|thumb|SEE ALSO [[BILLY MAYS]]]]
 
'''All Caps''' is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected [[internets]] user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all [[gender]]s will want to have [[sex]] with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like Billy Mays.
 
WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.
 
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==Usage==
Caps lock is commonly seen in:
*[[AOL]] [[chatroom]]s
*[[419]] scammers
*[[email|chain mail]]
*[[myspace]] [[comment]]s
*[[conspiracy theorists]] in most venues
 
== Trivia ==
[[Image:Capslock.jpg|thumb]]
* [[Billy Mays]] <s>is</s> was the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
* Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
* all caps > not all caps.
* Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
* [[WIN|Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!]]
* Caps Lock cures [[AIDS]]!
* The script of the movie ''300'' is written in all caps.
*[http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/148175/ Caps lock can get you fired!!!]
* Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to [[pain]]
* gluing your shift key for eternal caps is fine too.
* capslock [[fact|is an anagram]] of cockslap
* even [[Candlejack|candlejack]] uses the caps lo
* CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND.
*Caps Lock is used by people who KNOW THE [[Truth|TRUTH]] AND TELL [[Normal people|SHEEPLE]] TO [[NWO|WAKE UP]]
 
== Caps Lock Day ==
[http://www.capslockday.com/ Caps Lock day] is [[Billy Mays|June 28th]] and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.
 
== [[HTML]] ==
Adding <code><nowiki><div style="text-transform: uppercase;"></nowiki></code> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.
 
== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
Image:The_Fury_of_CAPS_LOCK.jpg|More like, "Ready to shit blood?"
Image:CAPS_LOCK_ASSAULT_RIFLE.jpg|Caps Lock [[Gun|assault rifle]]
Image:Caps.gif.gif|Anyone can use all caps!
Image:Caps-lock-fury.jpg|Caps Lock: Serious Fucking Business
Image:CRUISECONTROL.JPG|Caps Lock in its natural environment
Image:Batista unleash the fury 2.jpg|ALL CAPS can result from trolling Benoit fans
Image:Iluvsucapslock_cropped.jpg
Image:CapsLock.jpg|CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS FUCKING NECESSARY
Image:YAHOO_CAPS.png|[[Yahoo! Answers]] response to [[teh]] caps.
Image:Capslockguy.jpg|WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT TOO MUCH FUCKING TUNA.
File:Whyisthereanarticle.jpg|ALL THE BEST [[WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?|THINGS]] ON ED HAS CAPS
</gallery></center>
 
== Caps Lock video ==
<center>
<youtube>CAV0XrbEwNc</youtube>
</center>
 
== See Also ==
* [[AOL]]
* [[CAPS]]
* [[@CapsCop]]
* [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?]]
* [[Extreme advertising]]
* [[EXTREME ANIMALS]]
* <big>[[BILLY MAYS]]</big>
* '''[[RAGE]]'''
* [[Tabloids]] are a form of [[old media]] that uses allcaps to catch your attention
* [[Time Cube]]
 
== External Links ==
* [http://giga-xisbass.deviantart.com/ GIGA-XISBASS USES ALL CAPS. SO SHOULD YOU!]
* [http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/ A POPULAR WEBSITE THAT USES ALL CAPS TO BECOME NOTICES]
* [http://bash.org/?350532 A REAL-LIFE TESTIMONY ON THE AWESOMENESS OF ALL CAPS]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_caps <s>THIS PAGE WITH PANSY FUCKING LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK.</s> THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS CAPS NOW.]
* [http://largeletters.ytmnd.com/ YOU ATTENTION WAS FUCKING CAUGHT]
* [http://www.youtube.com/SUPERCOOLWILLOW A FUCKTARD ON JEWTUBE]
* [http://www.caseconvert.com/ CONVERTS ALL YOUR TEXT TO CAPS]
* [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609?ie=UTF8&tag=wwwcosmosever-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1425992609/ 648 PAGES OF ALL CAPS]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/CreepierNTW95 A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WITH ALL CAPS!!!!!11]
* [http://myspace.com/fasterthanathaihooker SAMUEL JACKSON FANSITE ON MYSPACE (WHERE ELSE DOES THIS GO?)]
* [http://www.seibertron.com SEIBERTRON.COM]
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Revision as of 03:11, 20 April 2011

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PROTIP for reading this page
SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS

All Caps is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected internets user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like Billy Mays.

WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.

Usage

Caps lock is commonly seen in:

Trivia

Caps Lock Day

Caps Lock day is June 28th and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.

HTML

Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.

Gallery

Caps Lock video

See Also

External Links

ALL CAPS is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry • The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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