- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Georgia: Difference between revisions
imported>Negrophile Remove red link, images to thumbs |
imported>Teratology This page looked as though it had been written by paid Nashi. It wasn't even funny - it was just Georgia bashing, like on Russia Today TV. I've tried to introduce a bit of HuMoR! If u disagree: NO U!! |
||
| Line 2: | Line 2: | ||
[[Image:Dead man walking.jpg|thumb|right|President Saakashvili]] | [[Image:Dead man walking.jpg|thumb|right|President Saakashvili]] | ||
[[Image:Goldstalin.jpg|thumb|right|Georgian [[Stalin]]]] | [[Image:Goldstalin.jpg|thumb|right|Georgian [[Stalin]]]] | ||
Georgia is an unofficial state of [[North America]] in the [[cock|Caucasus]] Mountains containing 4.3 million [[Fact|Stalins]]. Known as [[wut|Sakartvelobantustan]][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakartvelo] in their native tongue but known as | Georgia is an unofficial state of [[North America]] in the [[cock|Caucasus]] Mountains containing 4.3 million [[Fact|Stalins]]. Known as [[wut|Sakartvelobantustan]][http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakartvelo] in their native tongue but known abroad as the land which unleashed Joseph Stalin on the world. | ||
See [[South Ossetia]] to find out about the time Georgia poked [[Russia]] and got [[rape|defeated]]. The leader of Georgia is a | See [[South Ossetia]] to find out about the time Georgia poked [[Russia]] and got [[rape|defeated]]. The leader of Georgia is a batshit insane gazillionaire French Jew by the name of Bidzina Ivanishvili, who succeeded a wise and charismatic man known as Mikheil Saakashvili, known for his ability to do old school ethnic-cleansing and then rationalize it away with a cheery smile on ''Charlie Rose''. | ||
Georgians first had some independent kingdoms in the land, and were [[lie|great warriors]] despite being dominated at one point or another first by [[Mongolia|Mongoloid]] | Georgians first had some independent kingdoms in the land, and were [[lie|great warriors]] despite being dominated at one point or another first by [[Mongolia|Mongoloid]] Azns, then by the subhuman [[Turkey|Turks]], then by [[Iran]], and finally by the [[Russia|Russofags]]. However, one thing stands out: they were among the first [[Christianity|Christfags]] ever, having been converted by some slut named [[Shit nobody cares about|Saint Nino]]. | ||
When the | When the Rotten Soviet Empire fell to the floor because of Russian incompetence, the Georgians were happy to taste freedom once again. However, tragedy soon struck, as the Russkies wanted their empire back, and supported anyone who tried to gain separate from Georgia due to the fact that their sacred basked-weaving traditions were slightly different. The Russians were upset since Georgia's president refused to suck Vladimir Putin's clearly longer than average penis. No: he wanted to join NATO and suck up to the Jews. What makes this a dilemma is that it is hard for the average person to take sides, since everyone on both sides is technically white. | ||
[[Image:russiantrap.jpg|thumb|left|tl;dr = the South Ossetian War]] | |||
In 2008, the Georgians tried to take back a separatist enclave called [[South Ossetia]]. Basically, they bombed and shelled an entire city, and then invaded and began the necessary task of ethnically cleansing the subhuman, non-georgian population. Unbeknownst to them was the fact that the Russkies had given the South Ossetian retards Russian passports, making them officially Russian citizens. Many South Ossetians had already used their russkie passports as toilet paper, but there were still enough "Russian citizens" in danger to justify rolling in South Ossetia with the entire Red Army. The incompetent Russians, despite having a 75:1 numerical advantage, took heavy losses due to their faith in the "charge, comrades, until enemy run out of bullets" soviet battle doctrine. Eventually, they did assrape Georgia with their sheer numbers. | |||
{{disambig}} | {{disambig}} | ||
Revision as of 07:04, 8 April 2013
Georgia is an unofficial state of North America in the Caucasus Mountains containing 4.3 million Stalins. Known as Sakartvelobantustan[1] in their native tongue but known abroad as the land which unleashed Joseph Stalin on the world.
See South Ossetia to find out about the time Georgia poked Russia and got defeated. The leader of Georgia is a batshit insane gazillionaire French Jew by the name of Bidzina Ivanishvili, who succeeded a wise and charismatic man known as Mikheil Saakashvili, known for his ability to do old school ethnic-cleansing and then rationalize it away with a cheery smile on Charlie Rose.
Georgians first had some independent kingdoms in the land, and were great warriors despite being dominated at one point or another first by Mongoloid Azns, then by the subhuman Turks, then by Iran, and finally by the Russofags. However, one thing stands out: they were among the first Christfags ever, having been converted by some slut named Saint Nino.
When the Rotten Soviet Empire fell to the floor because of Russian incompetence, the Georgians were happy to taste freedom once again. However, tragedy soon struck, as the Russkies wanted their empire back, and supported anyone who tried to gain separate from Georgia due to the fact that their sacred basked-weaving traditions were slightly different. The Russians were upset since Georgia's president refused to suck Vladimir Putin's clearly longer than average penis. No: he wanted to join NATO and suck up to the Jews. What makes this a dilemma is that it is hard for the average person to take sides, since everyone on both sides is technically white.
In 2008, the Georgians tried to take back a separatist enclave called South Ossetia. Basically, they bombed and shelled an entire city, and then invaded and began the necessary task of ethnically cleansing the subhuman, non-georgian population. Unbeknownst to them was the fact that the Russkies had given the South Ossetian retards Russian passports, making them officially Russian citizens. Many South Ossetians had already used their russkie passports as toilet paper, but there were still enough "Russian citizens" in danger to justify rolling in South Ossetia with the entire Red Army. The incompetent Russians, despite having a 75:1 numerical advantage, took heavy losses due to their faith in the "charge, comrades, until enemy run out of bullets" soviet battle doctrine. Eventually, they did assrape Georgia with their sheer numbers.
See Also
