Georgia

President Saakashvili

Georgian Stalin

Georgia is an unofficial state of North America in the Caucasus Mountains containing 4.3 million Stalins. Known as Sakartvelobantustan[1] in their native tongue but known abroad as the land which unleashed Joseph Stalin on the world.

See South Ossetia to find out about the time Georgia poked Russia and got defeated. The leader of Georgia is a batshit insane gazillionaire French Jew by the name of Bidzina Ivanishvili, who succeeded a wise and charismatic man known as Mikheil Saakashvili, known for his ability to do old school ethnic-cleansing and then rationalize it away with a cheery smile on Charlie Rose.

Georgians first had some independent kingdoms in the land, and were great warriors despite being dominated at one point or another first by Mongoloid Azns, then by the subhuman Turks, then by Iran, and finally by the Russofags. However, one thing stands out: they were among the first Christfags ever, having been converted by some slut named Saint Nino.

When the Rotten Soviet Empire fell to the floor because of Russian incompetence, the Georgians were happy to taste freedom once again. However, tragedy soon struck, as the Russkies soon discovered that the fuel and gas they were sitting on could be exchanged for Dollars and Euros. Feeling powerful again, they wanted their empire back, and supported anyone who tried to separate from Georgia due to the fact that their sacred basked-weaving traditions were slightly different. The Russians were upset since Georgia's president refused to suck Vladimir Putin's clearly longer than average penis. No: he wanted to join NATO and suck up to the Jews. What makes this a dilemma is that it is hard for the average person to take sides, since everyone on both sides is technically white. (Note: An ancient scholar, who has clearly meditated a great deal of time on this issue, would very much disagree with the previous statement. Isn't that right, Herr Adolf Hitler?)

tl;dr = the South Ossetian War

In 2008, the Georgians tried to take back a separatist enclave called South Ossetia. Basically, they bombed and shelled an entire city, and then invaded and began the necessary task of ethnically cleansing the subhuman, non-georgian population. Unbeknownst to them was the fact that the Russkies had given the South Ossetian retards Russian passports, making them officially Russian citizens. Many South Ossetians had already used their russkie passports as toilet paper, but there were still enough "Russian citizens" in danger to justify rolling in South Ossetia with the entire Red Army. The incompetent Russians, despite having a 75:1 numerical advantage, took heavy losses due to their faith in the "charge, comrades, until enemy run out of bullets" soviet battle doctrine. Eventually, they did assrape Georgia with their sheer numbers. Vladimir Putin, escorted by more than 9000 tanks entered the capital of Georgia in his luxury Lada and received the customary blowjob from president Saakashvili.

Later, in an interview on Charlie Rose, Mikheil Saakashvili explained, with a boyish smile, that sucking Vladimir Putin's cock was akin to licking a clitoris and that all Russian men should first practice on Vlad's pussy. Putin does not understand English and it is said that no one of his entourage has told him of the prank for fear of "mysteriously" dying of a Polonium-210 spiced meal or in a SMG-bullet peppered room.

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.

See Also

• Georgia, USA
• Russia

External links

• A Completely neutral and objective documentary on the South Ossetian War by Fat Val Kilmer