Nathan Larson

Leucosticte (aka Tisane aka Nathan Larson) is a Wikipedophile, and while he hasn't been v8 for it yet, is pretty sympathetic to actual pedophilia as well.

He is currently b8 from ever editing Wikipedia again due to causing lots of drama that resulted in Arbcom applying the banhammer indefinitely, but can still be found on other Wikimedia websites, sperging endless about MediaWiki. When he's not doing that, he's either championing the joys of libertarianism, saving information that isn't notable, and child porn.

So, who is this guy, anyway

Well, why don't we go over the basics: (as summarized from his own memoirs)

His father was a schizo named Frank who was sent to a crossbar apartment for forcible sodomy. His mother was stressed the fuck out while having him, which resulted in him being born with a fucked up version of ambidextrous hands that has been linked to pedophilia.

As a young child, he was known for being overly friendly with random strangers, which may or may not have resulted in a few offers of candy in the back of a van. He also learned that his daddy drove off a cliff and all he could do was cry, wondering who would pick him up from preschool.

Later on, despite him being declared "mentally ill" later in life, he somehow wound up in a class for gifted students, where he spent a lot of time doing ignorant shit that pissed people off and whining about how life wasn't fair when things went wrong. He also was proud of sperging out over a few things he did right in sixth grade while he otherwise spent most of his time bitching about get bullied, and that's when he wasn't pissed to find out electoral politics was a meaningless circlejerk.

He soon whined enough to his parents to get a BBS set up, and not longer after discovered the joys of fapping to really shitty porn.

In his adolescent years, he made friends with a suicide attemptee, discovered yet again politics sucked when he was butthurt over having lost a student election for a meaningless position, and was eventually kicked out of high school after doing some crazy shit while high on drugs.

He was sent to the loony bin a few years later after another drug OD, discovered the joys of libertarianism, and was again butthurt at the shittness of politics when an attempt to decriminalize pot failed miserably.

He later ran for public office in Virginia of 2008, found that he was losing badly, and finally gave into frustrations and shared his desire to Timothy McVeigh his opposition on the tubes. His mother was soon told The Man was planning to arrest him, but he avoided that by being sent to a nut house, where they declared he was fucking crazy, but he managed to weasel out of that by voluntarily admitting himself, then checking out when they started dragging their heels during an attempt to shrink his brain and also weaseled out of an emergency detention order by fooling the court into believing he wasn't a danger to anyone.

Not long after, he got a gun, enrolled in a NRA firearms course, wrote a short note to be found on his body in the event of death or capture, and prepared to take out a US Senator. This plan fell through thanks to his mother running interference before he could complete his firearms lessons.

He then later decided to troll the US government by sending a lulzy (and very well written) letter of intent to kill the President comments[at]whitehouse[dot]gov. His hopes were to be arrested and imprisoned, so he could go on a fatal hunger strike and have his corpse shown to the world as an example of how fucked up the US Government is (clearly not bearing in mind that it might never get any serious press play). The Secret Service was forced to arrest him, he was detained, and after ten months of watching black people beat the shit out of each other, he was evaluated as fucking crazy.

He attempted his hunger strike, but was eventually convinced that was an idiotic thing to do. He then used the rest of his time preparing to legally defend himself, getting more disillusioned with the legal system in the process. He did manage to troll the fuck out of the prosecutor and even more importantly a Secret Service agent by refusing to back down on his beliefs, but eventually pleaded guilty anyway.

After some more time getting countertrolled by the court and the Secret Service and being too much of a pussy to continue fighting back, he was eventually released from prison, and all he got was a very brief and very minor article on his trolling attempt out of the entire attempt.

He soon contemplated suicide as release from the pain of butthurt, but eventually sucked it up because wanted to create a site to sperg about shit nobody cares about and was hoping to found a secessionist movement away from the US.

Of course, he couldn't resist doing stupid shit again and was resent to prison because he hated the terms of his supervised release. Well, and that and being unable to piss properly for drug tests.

Once back in prison, he tried to troll the prison authorities numerous times, failing every time. He was the cell mate of a black guy who considered him a child rapist, and it was around this time he admitted he had become a hardcore believer in legalization of child-child/adult-child sexual relations.

He eventually got out after another ten months, and barely managed to escape having the government putting tracer cookies and spyware on his computer to see if he is indeed a child molesting predator (effectively meaningless, since he doesn't bother to hide his feelings on the issue from the public), and at present is currently still trying to make a wiki for unnotable shit and writing about his support for child molestation.

Nathan and his MediaWiki obsession in general

Whatever else can be said about Nathan Larson, the man does know his way around MediaWiki. In fact, it's probably his most useful contribution to this world and his least fucked up obsession. He has Wikimedia gerrit access and has contributed a ton of useful edits to Wikipedia and most other wikis he can be found at (even if you strip out the stuff related to pedophilia). He has written or helped write several extensions for MediaWiki, is still quite active on all other WMF project except for Wikipedia, and is, in short, a shameless Wikisperg of the highest order.

However, if that was his only quirk, this article would not even exist, but for people who give a shit, despite being banned from Wikipedia, he clearly misses the place, and his wikis have tons of shit shamelessly copied from WMF wikis, including templates and especially gadgets. In fact, even if you somehow managed to miss one of his easily identifiable aliases or his horribly predictable editing style, you could just look at the gadgets pages of all the wikis he manages and see they are copypasta of stuff from other WMF wikis, even if the gadgets are utterly worthless to the wiki itself.

However, that is not nearly as important as the content of the wikis documented below, all of which are lulzy to one extent or another, but if his only notable obsession was with the very software that powers Wikipedia and ED, this article would never have been written, as that's his most boring interest.

Nathan the Libertarian

Like most libertarians, our friend Nathan hates the gubmint fucking with it's own people and being oppressive, lulz killing assholes.

However, most SANE libertarians realize we need to have SOME government, otherwise all sort of bad shit happens. Hell, if the sysops of ED leave this place to its own devices for too long, tons of butthurt vandals show up to blank pages and spammers try to pimp their faggy shit all over the place, so it is necessary they impose some sort of order, and since bestiality and child porn are illegal as fuck across most of the know world, ED just can't allow displays of either (as lulzy as the drama surrounding it might be) because doing so would kill the flow of lulz to the world, so as much as that might piss off some people, most libertarians that aren't batshit crazy would accept why ED would have to do that.

However, Nathan is a lunatic who seriously believes it is perfectly acceptable to kill elected officials or make lulzy if stupid threats on their lives if you don't like what they are doing, as admitted in his own memoirs. He also truly believes suicide and pedophilia are basic human rights, and he's genuinely pissed that arbritrary things called "laws" prevent people from an heroing on their own terms or fucking children, and even worse, he doesn't seem to understand why people think such arguments are so batshit even most libertarians want nothing to do with him.

Ironically, at Libertapedia, the wiki for libertarianism, the wiki has a very clear hierarchy of leadership and responsibility, and on his Inclupedia pipe dream he also believes the leadership of the wiki should have another hierarchy of leaders with varying responsibilities over other editors, even though he thinks the laws that restrict the rights of other people like himself should be abolished when they are inconvenient, both on the internet and IRL.

Nathan the Inclupedian

One of the things that gives our friend Nathan a massive boner is shit nobody cares about. Pissed Wikipedophilia has that shitty "notability" requirement, he has been trying to create a wiki called "Inclupedia", which would include all the crap usually baleeted for not being notable enough for Jimbo's monument to autism.

Nathan Larson: Advocate For Killing Yourself

On the Suicide Wiki, you can discuss how to end it all.

Well, that's putting it too vaguely. Specifically, you can discuss suicide methods, reasons, and anything related to the topic, and the wiki doesn't bother to strive for a "neutral point of view". It's mostly edited by Leucosticte, but allows anyone to edit, and most of the content is basically either explaining ways you can kill yourself, explaining why suicide is such a good idea, explaining why it should be legal and advocating it as a human right, and is basically a massive propoganda mill for ending one's own life.

While this is rather lulzy, since such an idea horrifies practically all NORPs, it's owner and biggest supporter refuses to put theory into practice.

Reaction To This Article

Upon learning of the original author of this article's intentions to write this article, he did NOT get epically butthurt and act like a lolcow like most people do when they find out they have earned an article on ED. He also did not try to renounce his beliefs nor attempt to stop the creation of this article, nor has any plans of vandalizing the article. In fact, he has even said if he took the time to look it over (he wasn't going to go out of his way to do so), he might even add content to it.

While he might advocate children having sex with other and adults should be legal, takes libertarianism to some crazy extremes and is a massive MediaWiki sperg, he at least stands by his opinions, hasn't gotten incredibly butthurt, realizes advocating that sort of shit on the tubes has the consequence of being put up on this website, and most of all, isn't planning on deleting everything or engaging in butthurt vandalism.

For that, while he might hold some fucked up viewpoints concerning politiics, sexuality, suicide, and really, really needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon and quite possibly children and the Internet, if only for his own safety, he is the anti-lolcow when it comes to finding out he earned himself an ED article, and dramawhores around the internet should seriously emulate his example of not having a shitfit over getting talked about on this website.

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