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[[Combofag]]s can use Metapod as both a combo and a [[COMBO BREAKER]], with ensuing [[lulz]]. See below. | [[Combofag]]s can use Metapod as both a combo and a [[COMBO BREAKER]], with ensuing [[lulz]]. See below. | ||
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'''Metapod is a [[PINGAS|Pingas]]''' | '''Metapod is a [[PINGAS|Pingas]]''' | ||
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Revision as of 01:46, 21 February 2014
Metapod is a Pokémon known for its ability to harden and nothing else (see David Hasselhoff). Contrary to popular belief, Metapod is not female, so requests for tits are futile at best. Those who cross Metapod's path will just have to realize that their subsequent hard-on is due to being gay. If you ever a capture a Metapod, name it Penis, Dick, Twanger, Hardy Boy, or FUCKING GREEN DILDO.
Metapod also received official meme notoriety, first appearing on a 4chan thread that was quickly archived. It followed the now fairly standard "if x was y, it'd be x + y" format, which is now used in a variety of manners.
Combofags can use Metapod as both a combo and a COMBO BREAKER, with ensuing lulz. See below.
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Metapod is real!
OH, METAPOD!
Graceful and phallic
Unyielding
Withstanding
A true A-merican
Metapod, oh, Metapod!
How may Earth live without
Kind, gentle being
Transient but strong
(an original p0em)
Metapod is a Pingas
Metapod is part of a series on Pokémon [Who’s that Pokémon?] | |||||||
Abra | Aggron | Alakazam | Bidoof | Blastoise | |||
Braixen | Charizard | Cloyster | Ditto | Empoleon | |||
Espeon | Garchomp | Gardevoir | Hypno | Jynx | |||
Jigglypuff | Kadabra | Kirby | Koffing | Lanturn | |||
Lickitung | Lopunny | Lucario | Lugia | Metapod | |||
Mewtwo | Misty | Mudkip | Omanyte | Pikaman | |||
Pokémon Go | Poliwhirl | Porygon | Primeape | Probopass | |||
Reshiram | Riolu | Seaking | Shaymin | Shiny Pidgey | |||
Slowpoke | Smugleaf | Snorlax | Snover | Squirtle | |||
Suicune | Vileplume | Xatu | Zoroark |
Metapod is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |