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'''Captain Beefheart''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Don Glen Vliet''') was the insane [[retard]]ed front man of Captain Beefheart and his Magical Band, that created the shittiest album of all time. An album is so proficiently shitty that it has been deemed "[[lie|genius]]" by [[hipster]] circlejerkers and [[mu/tants]]. Captain Beefheart got his start in the music industry after his friend [[Frank Zappa]] felt sorry for him and gave him a record deal, which Beefheart showed appreciation for by making Trout Mask fucking Replica. Trout Mask Replica was his third album, which was made after two other boring jazz-rock endeavours. The album is also supposedly jazz-rock, but you wouldn't be able to tell what genre it is if you were to listen to it. To be an epic [[troll]] Beefheart wanted to make purposefully shitty album, and he would achieve this by having his bandmates play instruments they didn't even know how to play at different times then the other members of the band, at different speeds and so on. This was also accomplished by him torturing his bandmates into playing for 12 hours a day by beating the shit out of them, starving them, and locking them in a house that they weren't allowed to sleep in until they got done practicing. He did this so they could 'live the album' and to 'break what they already knew about music'. The fact that "living" the album was that says a lot. | '''Captain Beefheart''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Don Glen Vliet''') was the insane [[retard]]ed front man of Captain Beefheart and his Magical Band, that created the shittiest album of all time. An album that is so proficiently shitty that it has been deemed "[[lie|genius]]" by [[hipster]] circlejerkers and [[mu/tants]]. Captain Beefheart got his start in the music industry after his friend [[Frank Zappa]] felt sorry for him and gave him a record deal, which Beefheart showed appreciation for by making Trout Mask fucking Replica. Trout Mask Replica was his third album, which was made after two other boring jazz-rock endeavours. The album is also supposedly jazz-rock, but you wouldn't be able to tell what genre it is if you were to listen to it. To be an epic [[troll]] Beefheart wanted to make purposefully shitty album, and he would achieve this by having his bandmates play instruments they didn't even know how to play at different times then the other members of the band, at different speeds and so on. This was also accomplished by him torturing his bandmates into playing for 12 hours a day by beating the shit out of them, starving them, and locking them in a house that they weren't allowed to sleep in until they got done practicing. He did this so they could 'live the album' and to 'break what they already knew about music'. The fact that "living" the album was that says a lot. | ||
After fucking 8 months of this Beefheart brought his <s>slaves</s> bandmates to the studio with Zappa to record and master the album, which he dubbed over to add his vocals. Releasing on June 16, 1969, it's a double album with 28 tracks of...noise? Despite being sucked off now, the album was instantly a [[fail|flop]] and sold poorly lol. Only later on did the album get a 10 from (((Pitchfork))) and added in the library of congress. [[mu/|/mu/]] also took a liking to the album due to it's [[lulzy]] lyrics and backstory. One of the reasons /mu/ likes the album is because of a man named Piero Scaruffi, who the board worships, who gave the album a 9.5/10 and said it's the greatest rock album of all time. The reason the board loves him and why this rating is significant is because Saint Scaruffi hates everything, and is always very harsh on albums when listening and later reviewing them. So when this guy likes it you know it's good. The album itself has recently been taking off of streaming services due to kikery around Zappa's music and the label. | After fucking 8 months of this Beefheart brought his <s>slaves</s> bandmates to the studio with Zappa to record and master the album, which he dubbed over to add his vocals. Releasing on June 16, 1969, it's a double album with 28 tracks of...noise? Despite being sucked off now, the album was instantly a [[fail|flop]] and sold poorly lol. Only later on did the album get a 10 from (((Pitchfork))) and added in the library of congress. [[mu/|/mu/]] also took a liking to the album due to it's [[lulzy]] lyrics and backstory. One of the reasons /mu/ likes the album is because of a man named Piero Scaruffi, who the board worships, who gave the album a 9.5/10 and said it's the greatest rock album of all time. The reason the board loves him and why this rating is significant is because Saint Scaruffi hates everything, and is always very harsh on albums when listening and later reviewing them. So when this guy likes it you know it's good. The album itself has recently been taking off of streaming services due to kikery around Zappa's music and the label. | ||
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Captain Beefheart (Powerword: Don Glen Vliet) was the insane retarded front man of Captain Beefheart and his Magical Band, that created the shittiest album of all time. An album that is so proficiently shitty that it has been deemed "genius" by hipster circlejerkers and mu/tants. Captain Beefheart got his start in the music industry after his friend Frank Zappa felt sorry for him and gave him a record deal, which Beefheart showed appreciation for by making Trout Mask fucking Replica. Trout Mask Replica was his third album, which was made after two other boring jazz-rock endeavours. The album is also supposedly jazz-rock, but you wouldn't be able to tell what genre it is if you were to listen to it. To be an epic troll Beefheart wanted to make purposefully shitty album, and he would achieve this by having his bandmates play instruments they didn't even know how to play at different times then the other members of the band, at different speeds and so on. This was also accomplished by him torturing his bandmates into playing for 12 hours a day by beating the shit out of them, starving them, and locking them in a house that they weren't allowed to sleep in until they got done practicing. He did this so they could 'live the album' and to 'break what they already knew about music'. The fact that "living" the album was that says a lot.
After fucking 8 months of this Beefheart brought his slaves bandmates to the studio with Zappa to record and master the album, which he dubbed over to add his vocals. Releasing on June 16, 1969, it's a double album with 28 tracks of...noise? Despite being sucked off now, the album was instantly a flop and sold poorly lol. Only later on did the album get a 10 from (((Pitchfork))) and added in the library of congress. /mu/ also took a liking to the album due to it's lulzy lyrics and backstory. One of the reasons /mu/ likes the album is because of a man named Piero Scaruffi, who the board worships, who gave the album a 9.5/10 and said it's the greatest rock album of all time. The reason the board loves him and why this rating is significant is because Saint Scaruffi hates everything, and is always very harsh on albums when listening and later reviewing them. So when this guy likes it you know it's good. The album itself has recently been taking off of streaming services due to kikery around Zappa's music and the label.
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- Matt Groening - likes this album. He also likes kids.
- Ween - also fans.
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