Moldova is that droopy, moldy, ugly looking piece of water-challenged country next to Romania. They claim they speak "Moldovan", but that really is just Romanian with a few spelling differences, so it's just a dialect. Moldova is pretty butthurt because it is the poorest country in Europe, though Kosovo is working to claim the title.
Warning:Butthurt Moldovanians will claim that Moldova existed since the middle ages. This is a illogical argument made of stupidity and fail seeing as they are reffering to Moldavia which is something entirely different.
They could have had a piece of the Black Sea action but the Ukrainians owned them and they got denied a port city. Romania got to own Moldova during World War II, resulting in an influx of Transylvanian vampires. Stalin and the USSR took Moldova after the war because Stalin wanted to use the vampires to spread communism and to harass people in gulags. Incidentally, this was the height of Moldovan prosperity and proved the only thing Moldovans are good at is serving either Russians or Romanians
Moldova is the only country no one has ever heard of.
other "achievements" include:
Moldova exports shitty wine, tobacco, and gypsum, the world's most racist mineral. They also export misery in the form of child slaves and a miasma of discontent that is vividly encountered by proponents Western Democracy. They are probably better-known for contributing to worldwide memery by exporting the Numa numa song.
While Moldova isn't know for its humor, the people of the country are often the butt of various jokes from their neighbors...
For example;
A father and child are in a muesuem discussing the theory of evolution when the child asks if Moldovians evolved from apes. The father reminds the child that apes evolved from Moldovians.
They have a troop presence on the Moldovan border. Vampire conspiracy? I think so. Technically its been its own country for 15 years but Moldovans still don't know how to count.
An Italian-Moldovan shit band called Haiducii actually ripped off the Numa numa song and tried to pass it off as their own. This demonstrates that despite Italian beliefs that Moldovans are degenerates, they actually have a lot in common with Italians.
Since Moldavia didn't exist in the 1980s, the writers of oldfag soap operaDynasty had a storyline in which some rich wench from the main family of characters got married to "Prince Michael of Moldavia". Or rather, they were going to get married and then this happened:
This was a big deal in the 80s and one of the TV "moments" of the decade. But now you can point your mom to this article as proof that Moldavia is a real place and therefore the Dynasty wedding-day massacre was REAL.
