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{{ALLCAPS}}
{{ALLCAPS}}
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[[Image:Firefox-nostyle-ss.png|thumb|right|[[PROTIP]] for reading this page]]  
 
[[Image:Firefox-nostyle-ss.png|thumb|[[PROTIP]] for reading this page]]  
[[Image:Billy_Mays_key_means_certain_win.jpg|thumb|SEE ALSO [[BILLY MAYS]]]]
[[Image:Billy_Mays_key_means_certain_win.jpg|thumb|SEE ALSO [[BILLY MAYS]]]]


'''All Caps''' is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected [[internets]] user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all [[gender]]s will want to have [[sex]] with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like [[Billy Mays| BILLY MAYS]].
'''All Caps''' is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected [[internets]] user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all [[gender]]s will want to have [[sex]] with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like [[Billy Mays|BILLY MAYS]].


WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.
WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.


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== Usage ==
 
Caps lock is commonly seen in:


==Usage==
* [[AOL]] [[chatroom]]s
Caps lock is commonly seen in:
* [[419]] scammers
*[[AOL]] [[chatroom]]s
* [[email|chain mail]]
*[[419]] scammers
* [[Facebook]] [[comment]]s
*[[email|chain mail]]
* [[conspiracy theorists]] in most venues
*[[Facebook]] [[comment]]s
*[[conspiracy theorists]] in most venues


== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
[[Image:Capslock.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Capslock.jpg|thumb]]
* [[Billy Mays]] <s>is</s> <s>was</s> is (he lives on in our hearts) the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
* [[Billy Mays]] <s>is</s> <s>was</s> is (he lives on in our hearts) the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
* Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!  
* Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!  
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== Caps Lock Day ==
== Caps Lock Day ==
[http://www.capslockday.com/ Caps Lock day] is [[Billy Mays|June 28th]] and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.
[http://www.capslockday.com/ Caps Lock day] is [[Billy Mays|June 28th]] and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.


== [[HTML]] ==
== [[HTML]] ==
Adding <code><nowiki><div style="text-transform: uppercase;"></nowiki></code> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.
Adding <code><nowiki><div style="text-transform: uppercase;"></nowiki></code> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
<center><gallery>
 
<center>
<gallery>
Image:The_Fury_of_CAPS_LOCK.jpg|More like, "Ready to shit blood?"
Image:The_Fury_of_CAPS_LOCK.jpg|More like, "Ready to shit blood?"
Image:CAPS_LOCK_ASSAULT_RIFLE.jpg|Caps Lock [[Gun|assault rifle]]
Image:CAPS_LOCK_ASSAULT_RIFLE.jpg|Caps Lock [[Gun|assault rifle]]
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Image:YAHOO_CAPS.png|[[Yahoo! Answers]] response to [[teh]] caps.
Image:YAHOO_CAPS.png|[[Yahoo! Answers]] response to [[teh]] caps.
File:Whyisthereanarticle.jpg|ALL THE BEST [[WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?|THINGS]] ON ED HAS CAPS
File:Whyisthereanarticle.jpg|ALL THE BEST [[WHY IS THERE AN ARTICLE?|THINGS]] ON ED HAS CAPS
</gallery></center>
</gallery>
</center>


== Caps Lock video ==
== Caps Lock video ==
<center>
<center>
<youtube>CAV0XrbEwNc</youtube>
<youtube>CAV0XrbEwNc</youtube>
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== See Also ==
== See Also ==
* [[AOL]]
* [[AOL]]
* <big>[[BILLY MAYS]]</big>
* <big>[[BILLY MAYS]]</big>
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
* [http://giga-xisbass.deviantart.com/ GIGA-XISBASS USES ALL CAPS. SO SHOULD YOU!]
* [http://giga-xisbass.deviantart.com/ GIGA-XISBASS USES ALL CAPS. SO SHOULD YOU!]
* [http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/ A POPULAR WEBSITE THAT USES ALL CAPS TO BECOME NOTICES]
* [http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/ A POPULAR WEBSITE THAT USES ALL CAPS TO BECOME NOTICES]
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* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_caps <s>THIS PAGE WITH PANSY FUCKING LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK.</s> THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS CAPS NOW.]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_caps <s>THIS PAGE WITH PANSY FUCKING LOWERCASE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK.</s> THIS MOTHER FUCKER HAS CAPS NOW.]
* [http://largeletters.ytmnd.com/ YOU ATTENTION WAS FUCKING CAUGHT]
* [http://largeletters.ytmnd.com/ YOU ATTENTION WAS FUCKING CAUGHT]
* [http://www.youtube.com/SUPERCOOLWILLOW A FUCKTARD ON JEWTUBE]
* [http://www.caseconvert.com/ CONVERTS ALL YOUR TEXT TO CAPS]
* [http://www.caseconvert.com/ CONVERTS ALL YOUR TEXT TO CAPS]
* [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609?ie=UTF8&tag=wwwcosmosever-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1425992609/ 648 PAGES OF ALL CAPS]
* [http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1425992609?ie=UTF8&tag=wwwcosmosever-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=1425992609/ 648 PAGES OF ALL CAPS]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/CreepierNTW95 A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WITH ALL CAPS!!!!!11]
* {{ytuser|CreepierNTW95|A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WITH ALL CAPS!!!!!11}}
* [http://myspace.com/fasterthanathaihooker SAMUEL JACKSON FANSITE ON MYSPACE (WHERE ELSE DOES THIS GO?)]
* {{myspace|fasterthanathaihooker|SAMUEL JACKSON FANSITE ON MYSPACE (WHERE ELSE DOES THIS GO?)}}
* [http://www.seibertron.com SEIBERTRON.COM]
* [http://www.seibertron.com SEIBERTRON.COM]
* [http://www.michaelsavage.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=50181/ ESSAY BY [[Michael Savage|MICHAEL SAVAGE!]]]
 
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Revision as of 22:50, 1 May 2016

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PROTIP for reading this page
SEE ALSO BILLY MAYS

All Caps is cruise control for cool. using the "Caps Lock" key makes you become an important and respected internets user. everything you say will be terribly interesting and insightful, members of all genders will want to have sex with you, and you'll be good in bed. It will also make you sound like BILLY MAYS.

WHEN USING the All Caps method, REMEMBER TO PRESS IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE THROUGH BEING COOL.

Usage

Caps lock is commonly seen in:

Trivia

  • Billy Mays is was is (he lives on in our hearts) the only human being to advertise in all caps... verbally.
  • Typing in all caps will give you an erection!!
  • all caps > not all caps.
  • Caps Lock is Cruise Control for Cool!!
  • Even with Cruise Control you still have to steer!
  • Caps Lock cures AIDS!
  • The script of the movie 300 is written in all caps.
  • Typing in all caps immediately makes you invulnerable to pain
  • gluing your shift key for eternal caps is fine too.
  • capslock is an anagram of cockslap
  • even candlejack uses the caps lo
  • CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND.
  • Caps Lock is used by people who KNOW THE TRUTH AND TELL SHEEPLE TO WAKE UP

Caps Lock Day

Caps Lock day is June 28th and October 22nd, as if one wasn't enough.

HTML

Adding <div style="text-transform: uppercase;"> to the top of anything with text is sure to piss people off.

Gallery

  • More like, "Ready to shit blood?"
    More like, "Ready to shit blood?"
  • Caps Lock assault rifle
    Caps Lock assault rifle
  • Anyone can use all caps!
    Anyone can use all caps!
  • Caps Lock: Serious Fucking Business
    Caps Lock: Serious Fucking Business
  • Caps Lock in its natural environment
    Caps Lock in its natural environment
  • ALL CAPS can result from trolling Benoit fans
    ALL CAPS can result from trolling Benoit fans
  • CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS FUCKING NECESSARY
    CAPS LOCK IS ALWAYS FUCKING NECESSARY
  • Yahoo! Answers response to teh caps.
    Yahoo! Answers response to teh caps.
  • ALL THE BEST THINGS ON ED HAS CAPS
    ALL THE BEST THINGS ON ED HAS CAPS

Caps Lock video

See Also

External Links


ALL CAPS is part of a series on Language & Communication
Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry • The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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