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If you dont read this article you're a FAGGOT!!!!!

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HyperJive received an automatic death sentence.

The account HyperJive matches a profile identified by qualified Interwiki Protectional Experts and as such was swiftly sodomized for lulz & great justice.

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	ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
	HyperJive will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it.

This article is an inside joke.
You can fix it by totally defacing, defaming and defecating on it.

The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.

PRITHEE, TAKE A SOLEMN VOW OF SILENCE YOUR MAJESTY!
The realm deſireth NOT Thy entire chronicle of thrice-damn'd idolatorſ.
Nor wouldſt Thy ſubjectſ give a ſingle leper for Thy blood feud with ſome far-diſtant dynaſty.

Why doſt Thou not inſtead dedicate Thy ſoul unto reading the Bible and contemplating Thy family tree?

(And whilſt Thou art about it, how about doing penance by renouncing Thy luxurieſ and diſtributing Thy treaſureſ among the people?)

HyperJive looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
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HyperJive is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs.

This page has been semi-protected because {{{1}}}. Autoconfirmed users will be able to edit this page; new users will not. If you're the reason why this page is locked, please see ED Policy.

BREAKING NEWS!!
This user fucked your mother and she is the reason he's a faggot now!

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Congraturation!

You are a grade-A faggot!

Please kill yourself!

ARTICLE OF SIGNIFICANT FAILURE
This article has been repeatedly reincarnated as a frozen wasteland of fail and the cancer that is killing ED, and has been protected from subsequent edits.

Recreation of this article has been suspended until further notice by Executive Order of ED Sysops on pain of banhammer.

This user page's owner is a faggot and so are you!!!

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT UH OH TURNS OUT THIS PAGE IS FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!1

Fact Cat says:
You're a faggot!

PLZ BAN this user for having too much cum on his userpage, this shit should be cleaned up at 5, faggot.
Check User contribs to be sure this user is indeed a faggot.

"He looks gay"

HyperJive ranks among the halls of Tumblr for prowess in Cocksucking Rampage and commitment to the way of the Faggot of the Year Award.

	“	<<"I suck dick">>	„
	—HyperJive, talking about you, probably

Trading Stats

Raep count: 68
Years Active: 1998-2020
Location: Spokane, WA
Target: You and your Tight Asshole
SPECIALTY: Cum Overload 6,9K

I ❤ CUM!!!!!!
GIVE ME CUM TO FILL MY USER PAGE WITH!!!!!
DO IT FAGGOT!!!
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This user joined ED 5 years, 1 month, and 21 days ago. (12/05/2020)

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	“	There is too much cum!	„
	—HyperJive

	“	I'm sorry for cumming everywhere	„
	—TabbyGarf

	“	Why did you triple the cum's size i can't click on anything anymore you fucking faggot!	„
	—You

	“	Seeeeeeeexy page yes very hot	„
	—Sheikh Sultan

Man i wish i'd suck the vandal's dick rn

The guy who vandalized this is a literal sex god

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