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Instructions on how to rape prisoners of war, accompanied by language.

Language is always fast-changing on the Internets.

Teaching gingers non-existent words like KITPINO for the lulz[1] on an Engrish Lanugage course at the University of Sheffield[2].

Language is a spoken or written method of communicating lulz, invented at least 100 years ago, possibly by Al Gore or Devdan. According to Catholic private revelations, the only true language is Proto-Indo-European which was spoken by Adam and your mom.

History

Before language existed, lulz were sent to Earth by Raptor Jesus through inscriptions on stone tablets. Several scientists believe that stone tablets are the forerunners of IRC, and God often idled there, before he fled to his summer home.

Worthy Languages

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Teaching English in Japan

Many losers and pedophiles aspire to one day teach English in Japan. They go to sample the delicious loli that is the Japanese Schoolgirl.

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