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===Bathroom Lurking=== | ===Bathroom Lurking=== | ||
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The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females: | The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females: | ||
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{{frame|{{squote|In 2007, Brianna Freeman — previously Bruce — of Lewiston, was a regular customer of Denny’s restaurant. During visits there, she had regularly used the women’s bathroom without objection and had even met with the restaurant manager to explain her situation. But, that October, the manager told her that he had gotten a complaint that she, a male, had used the women’s restroom.|"Where's the urinal?"}}|border=yellow|background=pink}} | {{frame|{{squote|In 2007, Brianna Freeman — previously Bruce — of Lewiston, was a regular customer of Denny’s restaurant. During visits there, she had regularly used the women’s bathroom without objection and had even met with the restaurant manager to explain her situation. But, that October, the manager told her that he had gotten a complaint that she, a male, had used the women’s restroom.|"Where's the urinal?"}}|border=yellow|background=pink}} | ||
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The complaint after finally being caught using crossdressing tendencies to jerk his tiny man-meat to girls peeing. This was of course embarrasing for Bruce, and not to save face he decided to go full woman, so he wouldn't get jailed as the perverted fuck he is. | |||
Luckily Freeman had a legal <s>eagle</s> sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (<b>Does that surname sound familiar to you?</b>). He thought of the brilliant strategy of trying to convince people of Bruce being a transgender instead of a scat-loving pervert, since Janson was enjoying the videos of girls pissing. | |||
Luckily Freeman had a legal <s>eagle</s> sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (<b>Does that surname sound familiar to you?</b>). | |||
==Brianna Hates Autistic People== | ==Brianna Hates Autistic People== | ||
Revision as of 20:01, 19 October 2014
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IT'S A MAN, BABY!
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Bruce Freeman, Brianna Freeman, Brianna Wu or commonly known as Literally Wu? is a batshit crazy videogame developer who underwent surgery to "become female" in order to gain success in the video game industry and lurk in girls' bathrooms.
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Bathroom Lurking
The management of Dennys in Maine USA caved to Bruce “Brianna” Freeman’s demands that he use a bathroom designated for females:
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The complaint after finally being caught using crossdressing tendencies to jerk his tiny man-meat to girls peeing. This was of course embarrasing for Bruce, and not to save face he decided to go full woman, so he wouldn't get jailed as the perverted fuck he is.
Luckily Freeman had a legal eagle sparrow working for him, Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders attorney Janson Wu (Does that surname sound familiar to you?). He thought of the brilliant strategy of trying to convince people of Bruce being a transgender instead of a scat-loving pervert, since Janson was enjoying the videos of girls pissing.
Brianna Hates Autistic People
In his infinite wisdom, Bruce decided that the best course of action to deal with the professional shitposters of 8chan and end GamerGate was to create a shitty meme about them, kinda like fighting fire with fire. He rushed over to MemeGenorator.com and created this masterpiece:
The original that Brianna sent out, before he bravely deleted it.
But Brianna forgot that fighting fire with fire won't work when he's covered in gasoline and attacking fire-retardant material. So it was quickly turned around on him and within moments of him tweeting about this a thread with a link was posted on 8chan and everyone jumped in and flooded the page with over 80 pages of memes about him instead.
It is unclear if Brianna was playing the victim again or if he is honestly that stupid, but he announced that this is harassment and that he is taking a break from twitter for 24 hours.
But wait, where did she get that picture in the first place? Oh, right...
But her was against the mentally handicap was far from over...
Wu Calls a Retard an Aspie and blames it on hackers
Because this tranny isn't just ugly on the outside but also on the inside it couldn't contain itself when it thought of a new brilliant strategy; pretend to have its Twitter hacked, so it could say mean things to people and blame it on someone else, like a true gentleman. It had the plan to call the aspie Cameralady out on her aspiness, and then blame it on the haxing, but the timeline just doesn't add up, so once Bruce has been caught in a lie, like the one about him being a woman.
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Bruce Brianna admits to tweeting the autistic boy images in his her column here and proudly re-posts them.
Would you ever actually trust anyone named Bruce? Especially if Bruce dressed like a chick.
Bruce goes to defend himself on the news
Being that she is just another scam artist/attention whore, Wu took a page from the Anita playbook and decided to use GamerGate to promote herself and her shitty game. After pretending to take a bunch of fake threats seriously she booked an interview on MSNBC.
How did she score that? Well, you see that faggot on the interview with her? She has conncetions to him and he has connections at MSNBC, which is ironic because she goes on to claim on that show that GamerGate is lying about there being nepotism in the media.
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From then on she went on various TV news show, trying to end GamerGate and finding any excuse to mention her shit game. But this only ended in a massive backfire when a number of stations invited people from the GG side to speak for themselves. Huffington Post invited Hotwheels, the admin of 8chan, and Zoe Quinn. But when Zoe realized that it's going to be a debate and she will have to actually defend herself instead of being treated like a victim, she backed out at the last minute. She was right to do so, because Wu was not so smartand when she came on the show she got destroyed.
Wu went home and tried to pass it off as a win, but all it did was draw more attention to GG. Even if she herself gained anything from it (doubtful), by turning this into a national story she only gave advertisers more reason to pull out of the gaming news sites she was trying to defend.
Briana caught faking her threats
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But Bri wasn't finished tripping over her own retardation just yet. She tweeted the image shown at the start of the infographic above and claimed this was posted by anonymous on 8chan and details their plans to harass her.
She wasn't lying about it being posted, however, she was soon exposed again as the person who posted it when someone tweeted that he looked up the exif data of that picture and found that it was made days before the interview mentioned in it. Meaning that the only person who could have made and posted that picture was Brianna himself.
Two minutes after the exif post Brianna's tweet as well as the thread on 8chan mysteryously disapeared, but not before both were archived as proof.
Revolution60
So what is this "Game" she keeps promoting? It must be fucking amazing for her to go through all this just to get on the news to try and plug it, right? HAHAHA nah...
Revolution60 is a Megaman Battle Network rip-off, and instead of a non-gender robot it features 3 ugly women. The game's sole purpose for existing is to give Brianna Wu a power phantasy by playing as her version of a strong womyn (that doesn't flee her home because of image macros). Like any other indie game it was funded by retards on Kickstarter, with a development cycle that would make Phil Fish and the guys behind Duke Nukem envious. Unlike Duke Nukem the end result looks as pleasant as 4 day old vomit. The game features 3 women (which is 3 women more than Brianna will ever be), and a revolutionary graphical style most fitting for Windows 95 or, preferably, the trash.
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