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*Nintendo announces that the [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Wii U]] eShop will be closing in March 2023. | *Nintendo announces that the [[Nintendo 3DS|3DS]] and [[Wii U]] eShop will be closing in March 2023. | ||
*February 24 - [[Russia]] invades [[Ukraine]], [[Chris-chan]]'s 40th birthday is the same day. | *February 24 - [[Russia]] invades [[Ukraine]], [[Chris-chan]]'s 40th birthday is the same day. | ||
:The Dimensional Merger is upon us | :[[Chris Chan|The Dimensional Merger]] is upon us | ||
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Wyzzrd]] creates a new thread about the removal of features on [[EDF6]]. It got to the point where [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]], [[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]] and [[User:.wil|.wil]] had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread. | *[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Wyzzrd]] creates a new thread about the removal of features on [[EDF6]]. It got to the point where [[User:Umkemesik|UMK]], [[User:GloriousReader|GloriousReader]] and [[User:.wil|.wil]] had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread. | ||
===March {{PAGENAME}}=== | ===March {{PAGENAME}}=== | ||
*{{age|1997|11|19}}-year-old [[YouTube Poop|YTPer]] [[Camhead|CamHead gets exposed for grooming young children to act like dogs.]] | *{{age|1997|11|19}}-year-old [[YouTube Poop|YTPer]] [[Camhead|CamHead gets exposed for grooming young children to act like dogs.]] | ||
*[[Amy Schumer]] was being unfunny as usual at the Osca... HOLY SHIT [[Will Smith slaps Chris Rock|WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK!!!!!]] | *[[Amy Schumer]] was being unfunny as usual at the Osca... HOLY SHIT [[Will Smith slaps Chris Rock|WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK!!!!!]] | ||
===April {{PAGENAME}}=== | ===April {{PAGENAME}}=== | ||
*Nintendo ([[Europe]])’s Twitter account shows off bowling footage of [[Shit no one cares about|Nintendo Switch Sports]]. Soon after, several users replied to the tweet, being a gif of a bowling ball ejaculating on the pins, making it yet another good example of a [[forced meme]]. | *Nintendo ([[Europe]])’s Twitter account shows off bowling footage of [[Shit no one cares about|Nintendo Switch Sports]]. Soon after, several users replied to the tweet, being a gif of a bowling ball ejaculating on the pins, making it yet another good example of a [[forced meme]]. | ||
*Gilbert Gottfried dies. | *Gilbert Gottfried dies. | ||
*[[Frank James|A schizo nigger shoots up a subway in Brooklyn, killing no one.]] | *[[Frank James|A schizo nigger shoots up a subway in Brooklyn, killing no one.]] | ||
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*Whiteoid [[Payton Gendron]] shoots up a supermarket in Buffalo and dom ofes a couple niggers | *Whiteoid [[Payton Gendron]] shoots up a supermarket in Buffalo and dom ofes a couple niggers | ||
*Some 18-year-old [[tranny]] [[spic]] in [[Texas]] named [[Salvador Ramos]] tries to make a [[high score]] at an elementary school in [[Texas|Uvalde]]. Sadly he was [[v&|shot dead by law enforcement]], so he couldn't commit [[an hero]]. | *Some 18-year-old [[tranny]] [[spic]] in [[Texas]] named [[Salvador Ramos]] tries to make a [[high score]] at an elementary school in [[Texas|Uvalde]]. Sadly he was [[v&|shot dead by law enforcement]], so he couldn't commit [[an hero]]. | ||
*[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City|Ray Liotta dies]] in some [[spic|Hispanic]] country called the [[Dominican Republic]]. | *[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City|Ray Liotta dies]] in some [[spic|Hispanic]] country called the [[Dominican Republic]]. | ||
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*[[Chris Chan]] goes before a [[v&|Grand]] [[Julay|Jury]] on August 8th for [[Incest|doing the dirty with his elderly mother]]. | *[[Chris Chan]] goes before a [[v&|Grand]] [[Julay|Jury]] on August 8th for [[Incest|doing the dirty with his elderly mother]]. | ||
*[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril]] [[Pedophilia|solicited a minor for their nudes]]. | *[[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|Viril]] [[Pedophilia|solicited a minor for their nudes]]. | ||
*Rumors go around on [[Twitter]] that [[Putin]] is a [[pedophile]]. | *Rumors go around on [[Twitter]] that [[Putin]] is a [[pedophile]]. | ||
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* Former president [[Barack Obama]] wins a fucking Emmy. | * Former president [[Barack Obama]] wins a fucking Emmy. | ||
* [[Britain|Queen Elizabeth II]] finally fucking dies after 96 years. | * [[Britain|Queen Elizabeth II]] finally fucking dies after 96 years. | ||
* 21st anniversary of the [[9/11]] attacks | * 21st anniversary of the [[9/11]] attacks. | ||
*Leader of haX0rz group [[nobodies|"Lapsus"]] hacks [[Uber]] and [[Grand Theft Auto|Rockstar Games]], and leaks early footage of [[shit that will never happen|Grand Theft Auto 6]]. The hacker is now under the watch of the FBI for leaking the information. | *Leader of haX0rz group [[nobodies|"Lapsus"]] hacks [[Uber]] and [[Grand Theft Auto|Rockstar Games]], and leaks early footage of [[shit that will never happen|Grand Theft Auto 6]]. The hacker is now under the watch of the FBI for leaking the information. | ||
:The hacker [[Teabag|Teapot]] was later [[v&|arrested]] in the [[UK]]. | :The hacker [[Teabag|Teapot]] was later [[v&|arrested]] in the [[UK]]. | ||
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2022 was basically the final year of the coronavirus "pandemic". For the first few months of the year, it was basically another 2020 sequel; before the normies finally realized the "pandemic" was a scam pulled off by both Jews and chinks and stopped caring about COVID.
Need a recap of the previous year? Click here!
Dramatic Events of 2022
January 2022
- Bob Saget finally does something funny.
- dropdatwat donates to Encyclopedia Dramatica to try to get his article deleted.
- EDP445 got V&, changed his name, got fired from many jobs, and got banned from social media.
- Konami makes Castlevania NFTs.
- In a shocking turn of events, Microsoft buys Activision Blizzard.
- Someone hacked the Italian Senate to show porn of Tifa Lockhart during a meeting.
- Nintendo goes on a copyright spree again, claiming over 1,300 videos on GilvaSunner’s channel.
- YouTuber *WaRnEr*/Gary21115/Gary Palidin passed away, got shot by his father alongside his mother, and committed an hero. As of now Gary could have been a 19-year-old.
February 2022
- Continuing on from January, Nintendo copyright claims 2,200 videos on GilvaSunner’s channel, leading him to end his channel on the 4th.
- Truckers keep protesting against the jew juice all across Canada.
- Article: The Honkening
- Sony buys Bungie. Sonic the Hedgehog is slated to appear in the next Halo
- Meta loses 20% of their Jew gold and a lot of its users.
- Nintendo shows a new direction, only noteworthy for the cancerous Karby meme and shitty ports of Mario Kart Tour tracks being released throughout the span of two years.
- Best Buy locks Nvidia GPUs behind a $200 paywall due to scalpers.
- Throughout from December 2021 to February 2022, Keegan Salisbury got butthurt over his own page again, He then attempts to add false information on his enemies and delete fucking everything.
- Another lonely Valentine's Day yet again for you.
- February 15 - Annual Valentine's Candy Clearance Sales Day.
- EAT UP, FATTIES.
- Futurama revival on Hulu is announced without Bender's voice actor as he was begging for more jew-gold that he didn't deserve. This caused outrage on Twatter from other voice actors such as Tara Strong, and the fans started spamming #BenderGate to Trending.
- Bonzi Buddy NFTs were being shat out by the creators of this fucking obsolete software only Vinesauce fans give a shit about.
- Trudeau signs emergency powers into effect to remove those pesky honking truckers
- Nintendo announces that the 3DS and Wii U eShop will be closing in March 2023.
- February 24 - Russia invades Ukraine, Chris-chan's 40th birthday is the same day.
- The Dimensional Merger is upon us
- Wyzzrd creates a new thread about the removal of features on EDF6. It got to the point where UMK, GloriousReader and .wil had a big slap fight. A lot of lulz were had in that thread.
March 2022
- 27-year-old YTPer CamHead gets exposed for grooming young children to act like dogs.
- Amy Schumer was being unfunny as usual at the Osca... HOLY SHIT WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK!!!!!
April 2022
- Nintendo (Europe)’s Twitter account shows off bowling footage of Nintendo Switch Sports. Soon after, several users replied to the tweet, being a gif of a bowling ball ejaculating on the pins, making it yet another good example of a forced meme.
- Gilbert Gottfried dies.
- A schizo nigger shoots up a subway in Brooklyn, killing no one.
- dropdatwat migrates to Kiwi Farms.
- Darren Pipster got suspended on YouTube, but sadly he got it back.
- Twitter accepts Elon Musk for the acquirement of the website.
May 2022
- Whiteoid Payton Gendron shoots up a supermarket in Buffalo and dom ofes a couple niggers
- Some 18-year-old tranny spic in Texas named Salvador Ramos tries to make a high score at an elementary school in Uvalde. Sadly he was shot dead by law enforcement, so he couldn't commit an hero.
- Ray Liotta dies in some Hispanic country called the Dominican Republic.
- NateGaming2005 finally gets exposed for his lies and shit.
- 2022 Monkeypox outbreak
June 2022
- Johnny Depp wins the defamation lawsuit against his former ex-wife Amber Heard, making Turd and MeToo lose their shit in Fairfax County Circuit Court.
- Many mass shootings go on in the United States, mostly in Tennessee, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Arizona, and South Carolina all in one day. Talk about a win moment.
- A random nigga shoots up a hospital in Tulsa, Oklahoma after being refused painkillers for back surgery pain
- The official Sonic the Hedgehog channel shows off a “Sonic Central”, showcasing Sonic things that are more or less the same shit.
- The 32-year-old Flash star Ezra Miller was exposed for grooming an underage Standing Sioux Tribe Member Tokata Iron Eyes (now 18) by her parents. Ezra left social media after the fuck load of allegations came to light such as housing children on a farm with guns and marijuana.
- Two police officers in El Monte, California get shot to death.
- Brett Mounce from Manwith10toes passed away, fly high Brett.
- Rogue, Internet Man deletes fucking everything after being DOX'd
- The Canadian government tries to take down ED by sending mass reports. Unsurprisingly, they failed.
Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd gets permabanned off of ED. Good riddance.Just kidding he was allowed to be back on EDF to fuck up yet again (See the August section).- The Supreme Court overturns Roe vs Wade
- Mediatonic delists Fall Guys on Steam to a microtransaction-supported free-to-play game on Epic Games Store, in a similar fashion to Epic Games with Rocket League.
- The Persona series comes to the Nintendo Switch and Xbox. God help us all.
- Sega then decides to delist four classic Sonic The Hedgehog games on all digital storefronts, in a similar fashion to Take-Two and Rockstar with Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition. Sonic Origins was then released, leading to a shitty launch riddled with bugs and glitches that were not present in the original games. Yet it was somehow better than both games.
- ED went down for the zillionth time. Blame the Britfags this time.
- In the Philippines, BBM was inaugurated in the office on June 30.
- A Minecraft nobody named Technoblade dies from cancer at 23-years-old. It's causing the #fuckcancer trend to happen. A video regarding this can be found here.
July 2022
- Another 4th of July for the Americunts, featuring gluttony, firecrackers, and deadly fireworks. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
- Chicago mayor Larry Lightfoot's prediction of a "Summer of Joy" began its fulfillment when 8 people were shot to death in Chicago on Independence Day weekend. Vigorous tranny dilation noises were heard from his office when he learned that seven more were slaughtered by an ugly emo tranny called Robert Crimo.
- The creator of Yu-Gi-Oh! Kazuki Takahashi passes away at the age of 60.
- Japanese former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe gets shot during a campaign.
- Arizona bans getting their police in the paparazzi.
- The Donald's Czech ex-wife Ivana dies, RIP Bozo.
- Multiple Wildfires have been reported in the United States (especially Alaska and Hawaii), Canada, France, Spain, Morocco, and an island in Greece.
- More wildfires reported in Greece, Italy, and Australia
- Keegan Salisbury got hacked by an NFT scammer and permabanned on YouTube. Sadly, he returned.
- Minecrap gets a SpongeBob DLC pack to please the aspies.
- MediaFan2008, a 17-year-old Britfag, gets outed as a pedophile, he's surprisingly under the Age of Consent in the UK (which is 16).
- Chris Chan finally awaits trial, just one year after the mother rape incident of 2021.
- Miniclip goes down so bad that they move to mobile platforms
- Kominfo blocks gaming services and websites such as Steam, PayPal, Epic Games Store, Origin, and more, making Indonesian gamers lose their shit.
August 2022
- Chris Chan goes before a Grand Jury on August 8th for doing the dirty with his elderly mother.
- Viril solicited a minor for their nudes.
- Rumors go around on Twitter that Putin is a pedophile.
- Discovery announces that HBO Max and Discovery Plus will merge into one app in 2023. In addition, they literally remove almost all of their shows on the platform.
- Marcus Potter, a Britfag, exposes his asshole goatse style and his dick to try to get Administrator status on ED, it failed miserably.
- Mikhail Gorbachev, former USSR president dies at age 91.
September 2022
- China commits "crimes against humanity" to the Uyghurs, the internet then starts a shitshow about it.
- Cloudflare and other DDOS-Protection services block Kiwi Farms thanks to a harassment campaign from Keffals and his army of internet trannies.
- Former president Barack Obama wins a fucking Emmy.
- Queen Elizabeth II finally fucking dies after 96 years.
- 21st anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.
- Leader of haX0rz group "Lapsus" hacks Uber and Rockstar Games, and leaks early footage of Grand Theft Auto 6. The hacker is now under the watch of the FBI for leaking the information.
- Hurricane Fiona fucks shit up in the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico, probably gonna make it up to Canada.
- Hurricane Ian also fucks shit up in Florida.
- Another game of high score is played in a Russian school by no other than Artyom Kazantsev.
- Colombian singer Shakira stands trial in Spain all over tax evasion.
- Coolio dies at age 59.
October 2022
- Spooky Month Begins
- 4chan turns 19 and Cartoon Network turns 30 on the same day.
- McDonalds in Australia ran out of burgers. So you fat fucks throwing shrimp on the barbie need to eat healthy or die.
- North Korea launches a missile towards Japan for the first time in five years.
- Korean artist Kim Jung-gi dies at the age of 47 in France.
- Diogo Mendes returns to DeviantART after his old account Liam got hacked.
- 28-year-old Pinoy-Canadian manchild HeyItsBowman outs himself for grooming a minor (who is now 19) in 2018. Causing a shitshow.
- Christmas commercials begin to play 2 months early because of marketing efforts
- Elon Musk completes his acquisition of Twitter, creating many memes and lulz, and much flouncing and butthurt
- Kanye West talks about the Jews again, causing
#TheNoticing to trend on Twitter - BTS joins the South Korean Military
- IT'S HALLOWEEN FUCKERS
November 2022
- No Nut November begins
- The 28-year-old rapper Takeoff (Powerword: Kirshnik Khari Ball) gets shot up in a bowling alley in Texas.
- Aaron Carter dies shortly after tweeting to Kanye West
- The World reaches 8 billion faggots.
- Twitter temporarily closes their offices, causing yet another shitshow on said website.
- Sam Bankman-Fried, CEO of FTX, escapes to Argentina with 1 billion dollars of client money which was stolen.
- Anderson Lee Aldrich, a fat 24-year-old gay pedophile from Texas who had an ED article for 7 years, shoots up a gay bar in Colorado.
- Yet another fucking World Cup happens, but this time in Qatar.
December 2022
- No Nut November finally ends, Destroy Dick December begins.
- Kanye West appears on Alex Jones's show and calls out Jewish influence. In response, the Jews use their influence to bankrupt him and threaten his children.
- A kid goes up on stage at The Game Awards and gives the award to Bill Clinton, he later got arrested.
- ED turns 18
- Stephen 'tWitch' Boss commits an hero at age 40.
- Infamous 33-year-old Basketball American pedo from California named EDP445 gets diagnosed with Stage 5 Kidney Failure.
- Sam Bankman-Fried gets arrested in the Bahamas.
- Elon Musk finally resigns as Twitter CEO.
- The World Cup ends, Argentina wins.
- The United States goes through a big snowstorm just before Christmas.
- Duncan Burden breaks with Roszina Head after having enough of her bullshit spergery, many lulz were sparked after this moment.
- Millitary police temporarily ban driving in Buffalo, New York because of the fuckton of snow it suffered.
- Andrew Tate gets arrested in Romania for sexual exploitation, as Romanian Rozzers used their Zoom and Enhance technique.
- Pele dies at age 82.
- A 28-year-old Pennsylvanian man named Bryan Kohberger is caught after the November killing of 4 people at a college in Moscow, Idaho
- Mister Metokur streams one last time
- Pope Benedict XVI dies.
- This year finally ends, now we move on to 2023.
See Also
- Need a recap of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: 2021
- The "Years" category here on ED
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2021 |
2022 | Succeeded by 2023 |
| Article of the Now December 31, 2022 & January 1, 2023 | ||
| Preceded by Fort Hood |
2022 | Succeeded by The Current Year |