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{{notice|Notice to [[FBI|Party Van Fans]]: All information here was found on online forums and via google, I am not the guy you're looking for thx}}
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The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet, the Dark Web, the Darknet, or the hidden Web), is a part of the internet that is not indexed by standard search engines (more evidence that [[Google]] is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or is sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of which to access it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about [[Over 9000|7,500]] terabytes of information and it is estimated that there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net. That's a lot of [[porn]]!
The '''Deep Web''' (also called the '''Deepnet''', the '''Invisible Web''', the '''Undernet''', the '''Dark Web''', the '''Darknet''', or the '''Hidden Web'''), is a part of the internet that is not indexed by standard search engines (more evidence that [[Google]] is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or is sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of which to access it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about [[Over 9000|7,500]] terabytes of information and it is estimated that there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.


== Types of Deep Websites ==
== Types of Deep Websites ==


There are 2 types of deep web sites
There are 2 types of deep web sites
*Watched by the [[FBI]]
*Watched by the [[FBI]].
*Not watched by the [[FBI]], therefore boooooring
*Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring.


== Contents of the deep web ==
==Content==
===Porn===


=== Illegal [[porn]] that anyone in their right mind should never want to see ===
*[[CP|Child Porn]].
*[[Snuff]] Films.
*[[Rape]] Videos.
*Revenge [[Porn]].
*[[Bestiality|Zoophilia]].
*[[Necrophilia]].
*Zoophilia Porn.


** [[CP|Child Porn]]
===Buying and Selling Illegal Goods===
** [[snuff|Snuff Films]]
*Firearms.
** [[Rape]] Porn
*War machines.
** Revenge [[Porn]]
*[[Drugs]].
** [[Bestiality|Zoophilia]]
*Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc.
** [[Necrophilia]]
*[[Arab]] chicks.
** Necropedozoophilia Porn
*[[Filipino]] chicks.
** And so on...


=== Selling and buying of illegal goods ===
===Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit===
*[[Emo]] kid suicide videos.
*[[Hacker]] IRC channels.
*[[Script kiddie]] forums.
*Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials.
*Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads in and pissing on them while they are on the ground, all whilst accusing them of being terrorists then singing about [[Irony|American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights]].


** Firearms
===Services===
** War machines
*Hit-men for hire.
** [[Drugs]]
*Anorexic Vietnamese bitches who will have kinky [[sex]] with you.
** Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are average [[Asian]] foods btw)
*Travel agencies for illegal immigrants.
** [[Arab]] chicks
*[[Politicians]], judges for hire.
** [[Filipino]] chicks
{{clear}}
 
=== Blogs and sites of [[you|basement-dwellers]] and random videos ===
** [[Emo]] kid suicide videos
** [[Hacker]] IRC channels
** [[Script kiddie]] forums
** Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials
** Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads in and pissing on them while they are on the ground, all whilst accusing them of being terrorists then singing about [[Irony|American democracy, liberty,  equality and the respect of human rights]]
 
===Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services ===
** Hit-men for hire
** Anorexic Vietnamese bitches who will have kinky [[BDSM|sex]] with you
** Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
** [[Politicians]], judges for hire


== Some famous deep websites ==
== Some famous deep websites ==
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds [[boring|fun]] doesn't it?


==== [[The Hidden Wiki]] ====
===[[The Hidden Wiki]]===


The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to [[Wikipedia]], but not really. While Wikipedia is used mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by [[Basement-dweller|nolifes]]), the Hidden Wiki exists for far more exciting purposes. For example, there is an article on the hidden wiki which serve as a how-to guide on kidnapping an individual as well as external links. There are links to websites such as a forums where you can hire an actual hitman - whom you can also pay online via [[PayPal]]: Thank [[dildos|modern technology]] for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from Avengers, but a web browsing software created by [[pedophiles]] for [[pedophiles]]. It changes and hides your IP address, which is quite useful since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).
The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to [[Wikipedia]], but not really. While Wikipedia is used mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by [[Basement-dweller|nolifes]]), the Hidden Wiki exists for far more exciting purposes. For example, there is an article on the hidden wiki which serve as a how-to guide on kidnapping an individual as well as external links. There are links to websites such as a forums where you can hire an actual hitman - whom you can also pay online via [[PayPal]]: Thank [[dildos|modern technology]] for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use [https://www.torproject.org TOR], not THOR from Avengers, but a web browsing software created by [[pedophiles]] for [[pedophiles]]. It changes and hides your IP address, which is quite useful since the [[FBI]] is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).


==== [[Silk Road]] ====
===[[The Silk Road]]===
The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]] and it has a better design. It is probably run by some [[Sand niggers|Arab guys]] who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a [[monkey|politician]] lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that [[Asians]] don't really use this site.  
The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by [[Jews]] and it has a better design. It is probably run by some [[Sand niggers|Arab guys]] who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a [[monkey|politician]] lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger [[dick|dicks]] or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that [[Asians]] don't really use this site.  


<center>{{frame|{{fv|mikeselmovids|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
===[[Hitman Network]]===
|<center><youtube>ePEEXAtRXQc</youtube></center>'''A Jackass Giving people a Tour on the Latest Version of the Silk Road. Thank him (or not, There are a few other Jackasses like him who made a video about this website.)'''
The Hitman Network is the place to go if you need [[murder|"cleaning"]] taken care of. Hate that schoolyard [[bully]]? Want him out of your life forever? If so, then this is the place for you. It has been [[some argue|widely debated]] that this site is a scam, and the people behind it won't actually kill your target, despite paying them a large sum of [[bitcoin]].
}}|border=#FFFFFF|background=#FFFFFF}}</center>
 
<div align="center" style="font-weight:bold"><youtube>ePEEXAtRXQc</youtube><br>A [[old|new]] tour of the Silk Road.</div>


{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
{{quote|I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP}}
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Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many [[gypsies]] viewing it who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every [[European|uneducated person]] is welcome there and can earn good money.
Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many [[gypsies]] viewing it who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every [[European|uneducated person]] is welcome there and can earn good money.


== Legal sites ==
==Legal Sites==
 
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal [[sex|sexual]] behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.


* [http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
*[http://www.4chan.org 4chan]
* [http://www.bestgore.com Bestgore]
*[http://www.bestgore.com Bestgore]
* [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended Offended]
*[http://www.punishtube.com Punishtube]
* [http://www.punishtube.com Punishtube]
*[http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger]
* [http://www.2girls1finger.org Two girls one finger] - don't watch this)
*[http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup]
* [http://2girls1cup.nl Two girls one cup] -seriously don't watch


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==

Revision as of 04:28, 26 July 2016

The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet, the Dark Web, the Darknet, or the Hidden Web), is a part of the internet that is not indexed by standard search engines (more evidence that Google is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or is sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of which to access it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes of information and it is estimated that there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.

Types of Deep Websites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI.
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring.

Content

Porn

Buying and Selling Illegal Goods

  • Firearms.
  • War machines.
  • Drugs.
  • Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc.
  • Arab chicks.
  • Filipino chicks.

Blogs, Sites owned by Basement Dwellers and Random Shit

Services

  • Hit-men for hire.
  • Anorexic Vietnamese bitches who will have kinky sex with you.
  • Travel agencies for illegal immigrants.
  • Politicians, judges for hire.

Some famous deep websites

In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds fun doesn't it?

The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to Wikipedia, but not really. While Wikipedia is used mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by nolifes), the Hidden Wiki exists for far more exciting purposes. For example, there is an article on the hidden wiki which serve as a how-to guide on kidnapping an individual as well as external links. There are links to websites such as a forums where you can hire an actual hitman - whom you can also pay online via PayPal: Thank modern technology for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use TOR, not THOR from Avengers, but a web browsing software created by pedophiles for pedophiles. It changes and hides your IP address, which is quite useful since the FBI is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).

The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by Jews and it has a better design. It is probably run by some Arab guys who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a politician lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger dicks or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that Asians don't really use this site.

The Hitman Network is the place to go if you need "cleaning" taken care of. Hate that schoolyard bully? Want him out of your life forever? If so, then this is the place for you. It has been widely debated that this site is a scam, and the people behind it won't actually kill your target, despite paying them a large sum of bitcoin.


A new tour of the Silk Road.
   
 
I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP
 

 
 

Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many gypsies viewing it who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every uneducated person is welcome there and can earn good money.

This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal sexual behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.

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