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Its Friday 26th April 1986, on the old country of [[Commies|USSR]]. All people where sleeping (except from westerns) and on the nuclear plant of Chernobyl ([[Lenin|Vladímir Ilích Uliánov]]), explodes. People on the town of [[Cancer|Pripyat]] where evacuated and the plant closed before [[Over 9000|600.000]] firefighters tried to extinguish the uranium fire. 31 firefighters died and burned of radiation exposure and the others where claimed as [[False|Soviet Heros]]. | |||
==Events== | |||
[[File:Cheronbylheros.png|thumb|left|The heros also called as the [[An hero|suicidal]] squad]] | |||
At midnight, day workers where replaced by night workers, some unexperienced monkeys trying to operate the reactor 4, where the boom exploded. After failing to cool the reactor, an alarm was activated, and the workers thought it was a drill (big [[win|mistake]]). Seconds after the [[Soviet]] monkeys realized this, some experienced and based workers prevented an explosion like the [[Hiroshima]] bomb by simply handling a direction key. The monkeys managed to escape and the 2 based heroes left but the explosion raped them and they ended up dying. Also his feet where under radioactive water. Some guys who where fishing near the reactor, got his ears bleeding because of the sound and the radiation and [[zerg rush|zerg rushed]] from the radioactive debris. Just seconds from the '''KABOOM''', a massive cloud of uranium smoke extended into the startosphere, shitting up the environment like a kick in the balls. [[Maths|A third]] of the population of Pripyat woke up from the sound of the explosion and quickly called all kinds of emergencies. The firefighters came with all their station, same with the [[ambulance|ambulances]] and the [[police|pigs]] who ran like bitches to help the people. The firefighters began to extinguish the fire, several helicopters also contributed to it (one of them was so stupid that it [[Kobe Bryant|crashed into a fucking crane and exploded]]), and even the fucking army came to help. The next day, the evacuation plan began, leaving almost the entire population of Pripyat and Chernobyl town outside the contaminated area, being sent to other countries or to Kyiv (the capital of Ukraine). Other people, such as elderly women, who didn't want to lose their land, stayed there until their death from radiation. And in just 1 month, the Chernobyl thing was forgotten until they notice it. | |||
==Aftermath== | |||
[[File:ChernobylAfter.jpg|thumb|right|The nuclear reactor after the big cum]] | |||
Between May and November of 1986, a sacrophagus was created to prevent radiation. In 1991, after the fall of the Soviet Union, Ukraine became independent, and took more drastic measures on the matter. A few years later, when the radiation gradually disappeared, in 2010, tourists from all over the world learned that Ukraine declared Chernobyl as visitable and they went to visit the place, but with more adequate protection for them. | |||
[[File:ChernobylAppleMuncher.jpg|thumb|left|Hey guyz, im going to do the Chernobyl Apple Challenge]] | |||
Also, around 2014, a woman named {{yt|@|Bionerd23|Bionerd23}} ([[Powerword|Illy Sommer]]) documented how she ate a fucking Chernobyl apple, which <s> caused her death</s>. '''FAKE''', she is alive but didnt upload more Chernobyl vidyia because she got [[banned]] from [[Epic fail|the entire Ukraine]]. On 2016, a new sacrophagus is placed, but this one is bigger and it can be [[OceanGate|controlled]]. | |||
On 2020, with the [[Coronavirus|COVID-19]] and his quarentine, a forestal fire began, making the radiation 16 times bigger. | |||
==Famous Places== | |||
This is a small list of some famous places on chernobyl. | |||
===Elephant Foot=== | |||
The Elephant Foot, is a small mass of a huge amount of radiaction, its famous because is the most lethal inert thing of all the world. [[True|It's not the most lethal thing, because a headshot kills you faster than this piece of shit with concrete and depleted uranium.]] | |||
[[File:ElephantFoot.jpg|thumb|left|Come closer and you will get free admin on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]]]] | |||
===The Hospital and his basement=== | |||
On the hospital, the most radioactive thing is the basement, a place where the firefighter's clothes where droped there, including coats, boots, old lady's shoes... <s>You can visit the basement</s>, '''Update''': The basement was filled up with sand and concrete. If you want to get into that radioactive hell, use a shovel and dig that pile of shit. | |||
Also, another radioactive thing you can see there, a contaminated piece of cloth that is surprisingly at the entrance to the hospital. Also on the stairs of the place, you can see [[Cum jar|a jar with a somewhat strange liquid]] that contains an abandoned fetus (it has probably already died from so much radiation). | |||
===A crane=== | |||
On the middle of nothing in Pripyat, there is a crane used on the cleaning tasks. The radiation levels where high as fuck, and the place is [[boring]]. | |||
===The Kindegarten=== | |||
On Chernobyl's forest, there is a small Kindergarten, filled up with toys and other things abandoned by people who evacuated. One of the toys, has a gas mask, used by the firefighters during his extinguish labor. | |||
===The Reactor=== | |||
Sadly, you can only visit the new reactor from inside cause the old one is very radioactive and [[safe|dangerous]]. | |||
===The Duga station=== | |||
An old balistic misile detector station, who interrupted several radio stations on Europe . Thankfully, this piece of oxid isn't working and some [[insane]] fags, go there to do parkour. | |||
===The amounsement park=== | |||
An abandoned amusement park, which contains a rusted and about to fall old ferris wheel. Also, there are rusted bumping cars. This zone, is the most famous zone on the Pripyat ghost town. | |||
===The pool=== | |||
An empty swimming pool with a notable amount of radiation, located in an abandoned sports center full of bullet holes. Inside, there is a soccer field, a basketball court and a canteen with a bunch of gas masks. | |||
===Jupiter Factory=== | |||
A factory used to make elements for the construction of Soviet missiles. They lied the Pripiat people saying it was a video cassette store, mith that got busted years after the explosion. Now, the factory is full of water in several rooms and is empty to hide what was there at some point before the accident. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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File:ChernobylFire.jpg|A fire map of the Chernobyl 2020 wildfires | |||
</Gallery> | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Fukushima 2012]] | *[[Fukushima 2012]] | ||
*[[USSR]] | |||
*[[Ukraine]] | |||
*[[Cold War]] | |||
{{Science}} | {{Science}} | ||
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[[Category:IRL Shit]] | [[Category:IRL Shit]] | ||
[[Category:Rusfags]] | |||
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Its Friday 26th April 1986, on the old country of USSR. All people where sleeping (except from westerns) and on the nuclear plant of Chernobyl (Vladímir Ilích Uliánov), explodes. People on the town of Pripyat where evacuated and the plant closed before 600.000 firefighters tried to extinguish the uranium fire. 31 firefighters died and burned of radiation exposure and the others where claimed as Soviet Heros.
Events
At midnight, day workers where replaced by night workers, some unexperienced monkeys trying to operate the reactor 4, where the boom exploded. After failing to cool the reactor, an alarm was activated, and the workers thought it was a drill (big mistake). Seconds after the Soviet monkeys realized this, some experienced and based workers prevented an explosion like the Hiroshima bomb by simply handling a direction key. The monkeys managed to escape and the 2 based heroes left but the explosion raped them and they ended up dying. Also his feet where under radioactive water. Some guys who where fishing near the reactor, got his ears bleeding because of the sound and the radiation and zerg rushed from the radioactive debris. Just seconds from the KABOOM, a massive cloud of uranium smoke extended into the startosphere, shitting up the environment like a kick in the balls. A third of the population of Pripyat woke up from the sound of the explosion and quickly called all kinds of emergencies. The firefighters came with all their station, same with the ambulances and the pigs who ran like bitches to help the people. The firefighters began to extinguish the fire, several helicopters also contributed to it (one of them was so stupid that it crashed into a fucking crane and exploded), and even the fucking army came to help. The next day, the evacuation plan began, leaving almost the entire population of Pripyat and Chernobyl town outside the contaminated area, being sent to other countries or to Kyiv (the capital of Ukraine). Other people, such as elderly women, who didn't want to lose their land, stayed there until their death from radiation. And in just 1 month, the Chernobyl thing was forgotten until they notice it.
Aftermath
Between May and November of 1986, a sacrophagus was created to prevent radiation. In 1991, after the fall of the Soviet Union, Ukraine became independent, and took more drastic measures on the matter. A few years later, when the radiation gradually disappeared, in 2010, tourists from all over the world learned that Ukraine declared Chernobyl as visitable and they went to visit the place, but with more adequate protection for them.
Also, around 2014, a woman named 
Bionerd23 (Illy Sommer) documented how she ate a fucking Chernobyl apple, which caused her death. FAKE, she is alive but didnt upload more Chernobyl vidyia because she got banned from the entire Ukraine. On 2016, a new sacrophagus is placed, but this one is bigger and it can be controlled.
On 2020, with the COVID-19 and his quarentine, a forestal fire began, making the radiation 16 times bigger.
Famous Places
This is a small list of some famous places on chernobyl.
Elephant Foot
The Elephant Foot, is a small mass of a huge amount of radiaction, its famous because is the most lethal inert thing of all the world. It's not the most lethal thing, because a headshot kills you faster than this piece of shit with concrete and depleted uranium.
The Hospital and his basement
On the hospital, the most radioactive thing is the basement, a place where the firefighter's clothes where droped there, including coats, boots, old lady's shoes... You can visit the basement, Update: The basement was filled up with sand and concrete. If you want to get into that radioactive hell, use a shovel and dig that pile of shit.
Also, another radioactive thing you can see there, a contaminated piece of cloth that is surprisingly at the entrance to the hospital. Also on the stairs of the place, you can see a jar with a somewhat strange liquid that contains an abandoned fetus (it has probably already died from so much radiation).
A crane
On the middle of nothing in Pripyat, there is a crane used on the cleaning tasks. The radiation levels where high as fuck, and the place is boring.
The Kindegarten
On Chernobyl's forest, there is a small Kindergarten, filled up with toys and other things abandoned by people who evacuated. One of the toys, has a gas mask, used by the firefighters during his extinguish labor.
The Reactor
Sadly, you can only visit the new reactor from inside cause the old one is very radioactive and dangerous.
The Duga station
An old balistic misile detector station, who interrupted several radio stations on Europe . Thankfully, this piece of oxid isn't working and some insane fags, go there to do parkour.
The amounsement park
An abandoned amusement park, which contains a rusted and about to fall old ferris wheel. Also, there are rusted bumping cars. This zone, is the most famous zone on the Pripyat ghost town.
The pool
An empty swimming pool with a notable amount of radiation, located in an abandoned sports center full of bullet holes. Inside, there is a soccer field, a basketball court and a canteen with a bunch of gas masks.
Jupiter Factory
A factory used to make elements for the construction of Soviet missiles. They lied the Pripiat people saying it was a video cassette store, mith that got busted years after the explosion. Now, the factory is full of water in several rooms and is empty to hide what was there at some point before the accident.
Gallery
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A fire map of the Chernobyl 2020 wildfires
See also
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