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{{quote|WTF? So now Didaskalos is trying to defend . . . "[[anus|Uranian]] Love"?!    [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?]]}}
[[Didaskalos]] (more like "KidsIDiddleALot" [[Amirite|RiteAmI?]]) a.k.a. [[Evil-unveiled.com/Didaskalos|Mark Miner]], is an [[unfunny|unbelievably unfunny]] "[http://lulzcon.com/index.php?page=schedule full-time internet pedophile]." He is known for [[fail|failing at life]], raping [[shota|young, fresh boys]], and, as was mentioned before, for being  [[unfunny|unbelievably unfunny]].   
 
In addition, he has used [[Didaskalos|this page]] as a fronting ground for his [[pedophilia|pedofaggotry]]. The evidence of his [[USI|huge ego]] and his pride in fucking [[13 year old boy|little boys]] is voluminous here. His [https://web.archive.org/web/20101205032319/http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Didaskalos userpage] is also a record of his failures, the incoherent babble of which takes up a huge amount of ED's precious [[bandwidth]].
* Edward Perry Warren, a noted fan of the Thrill of Athletic Competition, says:  "Dive on in!"
 
* Cunning Female Animal trying to use her breasts to simulate naturally attractive male butt cleavage.
 
 
[[Didaskalos]] a.k.a. [[User:Didaskalos|Mark Miner]], is an [[unfunny|unbelievably unfunny]] "[http://lulzcon.com/index.php?page=schedule full-time internet pedophile]." He is known for [[fail|failing at life]], raping [[shota|young, fresh boys]], and, as was mentioned before, for being  [[unfunny|unbelievably unfunny]].  "Didaskalos" is one man's on-going attempt to get a larger share of the American pie -- sex, money, celebrity -- which leads to greater and greater disasters; but he is never daunted, always picks himself up and tries again.  Like a true Aristophanic Comic Hero, he mirrors his audience's appetite for the sexual grotesque, for carnivalistic excesses of bodily functions, the celebration of orifices in their magnificent liminal glory, and the utter humiliation of a perpetual catastrophic collapse of any pretense to male identity, authority, and dignity.  He dwells in that particularly American space in which a hatred of reality as it is drives the creation of newer and better realities by the power of sheer imagination, which new realities compete to be accepted as the norm.  The process is summarized by the terms:  "naked move star game,"  "celebutante,"  "Zippy the Pinhead,"  "Michael Jackson,"  "Satanic Ritual Abuse,"  "Pedophile Chic," "Governor Schwarzenegger," and "Southern California."  The "heroic" narrative is shown to be woven closely together with the "pedophile" narrative.  The boy who can beat every body up, is shown to be the fantasy of the boy who gets beaten up by everybody.  The signifying monkey himself, Professor Henry Louis Gates, said that the lyrics of "2livecrew" made such outrageous claims of sexual prowess that listeners are made to "bust out laughing."  Only the most obtuse could refrain from doing so when Didaskalos claims to have slept with "all the teenage boys in America."  And yes, for the third time, he is unbelievably unfunny!
 
In addition, he has used [[Didaskalos|this page]] as a fronting ground for his [[pedophilia|pedofaggotry]]. The evidence of his [[USI|huge ego]] and his pride in fucking [[13 year old boy|little boys]] is voluminous here. His [[user:Didaskalos|userpage]] is also a record of his failures, the incoherent babble of which takes up a huge amount of ED's precious [[bandwidth]].
 
== Didaskalos as a boy....  ==
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....was mostly beat up, physically and culturally.
At one time, Didaskalos used to be a traveling "heroic poet" and still considers himself well-read on subject concerning the seemingly-constant [[rape|boy-fucking]] that took place in Ancient Greece. Like all pedophiles, [[Narcissistic personality disorder|he endows himself a great deal of self-importance]] about the work he's done and the close proximity to kids granted by people above him. He's used everything as a cover for pedophilia, up to and including the old [[what|"it's just part of the show"]] act as a result of his dramatic readings of [[shit nobody cares about]].  
But he dreamed about [[FYIAD|DRAGONS]], and [[Camwhore|MONSTERS]], and [[an hero|an HEROES]], as abused white boys will.  Most especially, he dreamed about [[twink|REAL BOYS.]] How active, strong, free, and far away they seemed. And how [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzBNjkqTF08&feature=related beautiful....]
Later in life, he thought he had conquered his pedo-ness enough to become a school-teacher, the career his mother had carefully trained him for:


Lithping [[Latin|Latonics]]:  "aMOOO, amATHTHTH, amAT....."
But even as he was settling down to a life of [[rape|harmless, fussy pedantry]], his fated enemy -- a malicious blogger known only as  "ILuv2surf" -- had other plans.....
== Pedophile Past ==
== Pedophile Past ==
Mark was employed as a [[tl;dr|Latin language teacher]] for the San Diego Unified School District in [[100 years ago|February 2000]] before being [[partyvan|v&]] by [[The Man]]. Mark was also successfully and humiliatingly [[troll|trolled]] by [[partyvan|someone]] named '''ILuv2Surf'''. ILuv2Surf carefully documented the [[lulz]] on [http://iluv2surf.blogspot.com a pedo-baiting blog] in which the archived chatlogs of [[pedo]] and [[fail]] were put on display. [[Butthurt]], Didaskalos came to [[ED]] and set up this page, intending to give himself a [[fail|solid defense]]. The end result was a [[tl;dr]] spectacle of [[AIDS]], [[USI]] and [[retard|retarded antics]] that even [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Talk:Didaskalos&action=edit&section=7 ODB didn't want to touch].  
Mark was employed as a [[tl;dr|Latin language teacher]] for the San Diego Unified School District in [[100 years ago|February 2000]] before being [[partyvan|v&]] by [[The Man]]. Mark was also successfully and humiliatingly [[troll]]ed by [[partyvan|someone]] named '''ILuv2Surf'''. ILuv2Surf carefully documented the [[lulz]] on [http://iluv2surf.blogspot.com a pedo-baiting blog] in which the archived chatlogs of [[pedo]] and [[fail]] were put on display. [[Butthurt]], Didaskalos came to [[ED]] and set up this page, intending to give himself a [[fail|solid defense]]. The end result was a [[tl;dr]] spectacle of [[AIDS]], [[USI]] and [[retard|retarded antics]] that even [[Talk:Didaskalos#WTF|ODB didn't want to touch]].  


Didaskalos also [[lulz|made the mistake of showing up]] to [[Lulzcon|Lulzcon 2007]] (see below) in which he presented a [[retard|retarded]] [[tl;dr]] [http://rapidshare.com/files/62638136/EVKWIA.zip Powerpoint presentation] all about the [[gay|conflict between him and ILuv2Surf]]. He also implicated [[The Man]], ILuv2Surf and himself in a series of [[LOLWUT|anagrams and tongue-in-cheek wordplay]] that left the audience [[GTFO|craving the lulz]]. In a god-awful attempt to [[fail|counter-troll]] ILuv2Surf's sometimes unwieldy grammar, Didaskalos [[stupid|coined an anagram]] "based on ILuv2Surf's [[powerword|IRL powerword]]", called [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cb/EVKWIA_Vikingdude.jpg EVKWIA], [[lolwut|whatever the fuck that means]]. As Didaskalos only finds this humorous, it is apparent to the rest of the world that he is [[batshit insane]] and needs to be dealt with by [[Bubba]]. To this day Didaskalos is [[wrong|absolutely convinced]] that the Sacramento Police Department [[victim complex|is after him]], when in reality the evidence is [http://iluv2surf.blogspot.com/2006/07/didaskalos-mark-miner-athens-ga.html#8363538223980368498 clearly contrary].
Didaskalos also [[lulz|made the mistake of showing up]] to [[Lulzcon|Lulzcon 2007]] (see below) in which he presented a [[retard|retarded]] [[tl;dr]] [http://rapidshare.com/files/62638136/EVKWIA.zip Powerpoint presentation] all about the [[gay|conflict between him and ILuv2Surf]]. He also implicated [[The Man]], ILuv2Surf and himself in a series of [[LOLWUT|anagrams and tongue-in-cheek wordplay]] that left the audience [[GTFO|craving the lulz]]. In a god-awful attempt to [[fail|counter-troll]] ILuv2Surf's sometimes unwieldy grammar, Didaskalos [[stupid|coined an anagram]] "based on ILuv2Surf's [[powerword|IRL powerword]]", called [[:File:EVKWIA_Vikingdude.jpg|EVKWIA]], [[lolwut|whatever the fuck that means]]. As Didaskalos only finds this humorous, it is apparent to the rest of the world that he is [[batshit insane]] and needs to be dealt with by [[Bubba]]. To this day Didaskalos is [[wrong|absolutely convinced]] that the Sacramento Police Department [[victim complex|is after him]], when in reality the evidence is [http://iluv2surf.blogspot.com/2006/07/didaskalos-mark-miner-athens-ga.html#8363538223980368498 clearly contrary]. The very fact that Didaskalos [[fail|can't keep his mouth shut]] about being a pedo only highlights the necessity to not only watch this ED page (which he uses as a [[Myspace|vanity page]]), but, by and large, to avoid the man himself.  


Didaskalos' favorite sites, predictably, are [[Boychat]] and the [[Christian Boy Love Forum]]. And like every other [[pedophile]] in existence, Didaskalos' defense of his [[pedophilia|love of shota]] is nothing short of [[crazy|mind-boggling]].  
Didaskalos' favorite sites, predictably, are [[Boychat]] and the [[Christian Boy Love Forum]]. And like every other [[pedophile]] in existence, Didaskalos' defense of his [[pedophilia|love of shota]] is nothing short of [[crazy|mind-boggling]].  
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*He was placed on a police watch list
*He was placed on a police watch list
*Posted outrageously raunchy material like this account of a summer of [http://www.boychat.org/bcd/2003/782990.htm Lifeguarding] at [[Boychat]].
*Posted outrageously raunchy material like this account of a summer of [http://www.boychat.org/bcd/2003/782990.htm Lifeguarding] at [[Boychat]].
The up-side is that suspected pedophiles are allowed to continue teaching as substitutes, so he wasn't ''completely'' screwed.
== FAMIZ POTE ==
Since then Mark has traveled the globe as a "[[pedophile|walking boy-magnet]]," spewing [[Beowulf]] and the Iliad unto the world. Also Sir Gawain, Pindar, Vergil, Cicero, Ovid, Horace and Catullus.  Thanks, Mark.
He also [http://www.anthrocon.org/files/anthrocon/active/0/program-reader.pdf tried] to do the Welsh tale [http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/celtic/ctexts/math.html Math Fab Mathonwy] at [[Anthrocon]], but forgot the [[fail|mighty spell]] to turn the [[Furry|furries]] back into humans again.  Now that his teaching career is over, his new ambition is to be a really good queer Christian wizard, like Dumbledore or Math, at [[Christian Boy Love Forum]]


== Lulzcon ==
== Lulzcon ==
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Wishing to skewl the internet on how to pedo correctly, Mark politely asked [[Girlvinyl]] if he might be able to guest speak at [[Lulzcon]] [[2007]]. After a rigorous background check by [[anonymous|the welcome team]], Mark was found to not be wanted for any criminal activity. His request was turned down pending he [http://www.ceafinney.com/subjunctive/guide.html send] us a picture of his dong (shown right). At Lulzcon, his rants included [[shit nobody cares about|informative discussion topics and keypoints regarding his pedo brethren and their personal rights]], followed up with a presentation on his arch nemesis ILuv2surf, a [[gay|street-smart cop who stops perps dead in their tracks]]. He was more effective at stopping [[troll|trolls]] than [[Pixelbee|Sergeant Smith]] was.
Wishing to skewl the internet on how to pedo correctly, Mark politely asked [[Girlvinyl]] if he might be able to guest speak at [[Lulzcon]] [[2007]]. After a rigorous background check by [[anonymous|the welcome team]], Mark was found to not be wanted for any criminal activity. His request was turned down pending he [http://www.ceafinney.com/subjunctive/guide.html send] us a picture of his dong (shown left). At Lulzcon, his rants included [[shit nobody cares about|informative discussion topics and keypoints regarding his pedo brethren and their personal rights]], followed up with a presentation on his arch nemesis ILuv2surf, a [[gay|street-smart cop who stops perps dead in their tracks]]. He was more effective at stopping [[troll|trolls]] than Sergeant Smith was.


After he /r/'d lulzcon to be his [[personal army]] and aid him in the catfighting he was politely told to [[GTFO]].  
After he /r/'d lulzcon to be his [[personal army]] and aid him in the catfighting, he was politely told to [[GTFO]].  


Shortly after this his hotel room was raided by anonymous and his [[delicious cake|cp stash]] went missing. '''BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'''     
Shortly after this his hotel room was raided by anonymous and his [[delicious cake|cp stash]] went missing. '''BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW'''     
Not to worry: on his spring 2008 West Coast tour he plans to make a Abu Ghraib pyramid of ten naked freshmen, with himself in front doing a winking [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynndie_England Lyndie], wearing a T-Shirt with the tour slogan: "Bitches don't know about my Heroic Poetry."
Not to worry: on his spring 2008 West Coast tour he plans to make a Abu Ghraib pyramid of ten naked freshmen, with himself in front doing a winking [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynndie_England Lyndie], wearing a T-Shirt with the tour slogan: "Bitches don't know about my Heroic Poetry."
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== EVEN VIKINGS know "whom" is accusative!  ==
[[Image:EVKWIA_Vikingdude.jpg|thumb|EVKWIA]]
After Mark found out who his [[FBI|accuser]] was, by doing some magical voodoo relating to grammar [[Nazism]], Mark coined what he kept calling the EVKWIA [[meme]]. Since Mark is [[aspie|obsessed with anagrams]], he made an anagram of the cop's [[powerword]] because he was too chicken to publish the guy's name (Kevin Givens, BTW) for fear of being [[rape|raped]]. The anagram was "EVEN VIKINGS." Mark then proved that EVEN VIKINGS know:
* ''"Whom" is accusative''.
* All black person must die, and Kwanzaa is [[lynch|lynching]] day.
* You never go ass-to-mouth.
* "ILuv2surf" is actually a cop in Sacramento.
* Didaskalos, according to [[ED IRC|Internet Graffiti]], fucks little [[13-year-old boy|boys]]. Hoi paides ''kaloi''!!!!!!!
* Mark Miner claims to have had sex with thousands of boys from coast to coast.  If you count "tickling their ears with poetry" as a sexual act.  Which ''he'' certainly does.


Obviously having played too many games of ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' and read too many Captain Marvel comic books, he is apparently convinced that "EVKWIA" is his personal [[penis|Powerword: Testosterone]], saying which turns him from an ineffectual [[13-year-old boy|Billy Batson]] into a [[poetry|mighty bard]] with power over his enemies.
His presentation at lulzcon: [[Didaskalos/Presentation]].


== Lee Dean:  The Search for Justice ==
==Examples of [[crazy]]==
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The antics of the Sacramento Sheriff's department --
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramento_Sheriff Fun and Games in Prison.]
* [http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/03/13/state/n111933D31.DTL Phone-sex with inmates.]
-- led to the hiring of an "Inspector-General",
[http://www.sacbee.com/302/story/300220.html Lee Dean], in the summer of 2007.
Comes November 2007, and Lee Dean has indeed taken office as the Sacramento Sheriff Department's new Inspector-General. Didaskalos, evidently, is going to have to wait in [http://www.inspectorgeneral.saccounty.net/SacramentoCountysInspectorGeneral/index.htm line] to file a complaint about ILuv2surf.
"Content Server Request Failed Content Server is too busy to handle request."
== Wicked Power of [[magick|Grammareye]]  ==
{|Border = "1"
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| Nominative || WHO || Qui
|-   
| Genitive  || WHOSE or OF WHOM || Cuius
|-
| Dative || TO WHOM || Cui
|-
| Accusative || WHOM || Quem
|-
| Ablative || FROM WHOM || Quo
|}
== Quotes from ILuv2surf ==
*  PLEASE GIVE THIS HARD-WORKING PEACE OFFICER YOUR SUPPORT BY TURNING IN AS MANY REPORTS OF SUSPECTED PEDOPHILES AS YOU CAN!
*  Here's his e-mail:  [email protected] 
*  "Pedophilia must be draining Mark Miner's brain cells."
*  "Thank goodness there are some in law enforcement, such as with the FBI and US Marshal's office [[grammar nazi|whom]] understand what reports mean. Some know what they're doing."
*  "Wake up... and don't knock those [[grammar Nazi|whom]] could do your jobs better than you and with better results."
*  (For more abuse of "whom", ad nauseam, see the [http://rapidshare.com/files/62638136/EVKWIA.zip Powerpoint lulzcon presentation].)
*  "The Name is...[http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_097003108.html ILuv2Surf], [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Dont_forget_to_wipe_your_ass_folks.jpg asswipe]."
*  [[lulz|"Now, that was funny."]]
*  "Try[[crap|ing]] getting that right."  (ILuv2surf lectures Didaskalos on grammar, pwning his wnself in the process![didaskalos trying to own ILuv2surf, without realizing no one cares, and failing to spell self, or "own self" which is invalid syntax, either way, epic fail])
*  "I wouldn't wax all [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBfwAjdZbpQ arrogant] if I were you. You're a fool!"
*  "Your message is [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/B/ gibberish]."
*  "I don't care what's happening in Sacramento."
*  "You and your perverted pack of friends can guess all you want about me. Think I care? Not. [[goatse|Asshole]]."
*  "I have no reason to delete what is on my computer. I betcha [[no u|you]] do, though." 
*  "It is humorous, too, watching you make such an [http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter ass] of yourself and your new-found friends."
*  "Why don't you kiss my ass. I don't read the crap you write."
*  "You really are out of your mind."
== Stewing for 27 minutes, then lashing out with a big "[[NO U]]!" ==
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Sent: Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:34:12 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: O very nice, Luvvy! Erase the evidence!
A widely distributed press-release...gone!
Sprong's case?  You never mentioned it.  Oh boy.
My case is completely destroyed, now that your buddies
at Warriors for Innocence, etcetera, have pulled your
press-release down.  I'm crushed.  I hope you're busy
editing your last ten years of emails on the police
computer system.
Do you realize how GUILTY that kind of C-Y-A stuff
makes you look?
How many times do you think I read your blog, in which
you warned about KEEPING SCREEN SHOTS?!?!?!
Encyclopedia Dramatica counts 3,500 views of my page.
Your mug will be arriving in the mail shortly.
Say hello to Raisin-Eyes McGinness & Lee Dean for me.
---Didaskalos
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Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:57:25 -0800
From: "ILuv2Surf" <[email protected]> 
Subject: RE: O very nice, Luvvy! Erase the evidence!
To: "Mark Miner" <[email protected]>
Whacko. I have no idea what you are talking about. Whatever, dude. You are in need of mental health attention.  F.O.  You and your perverted pack of friends can guess all you want about me. Think I care? Not. Asshole.
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Thu, 25 Oct 2007 21:24:45 -0800
From: "ILuv2Surf" <[email protected]> 
Subject: Why would I delete?
To: "Mark Miner" <[email protected]>
I have no reason to delete what is on my computer. I betcha you do, though.  It's beyond me why you insist on asserting your stupidity. But: As long as it keeps you from harming boys, fine with me.  [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7e/Macrophilia._It%27s_scary..JPG Stay fixated on me] and it keeps you from acting out on your thoughts about boys.  It is humorous, too, watching you make such an ass of yourself and your new-found friends.
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== Quotes from Didaskalos ==
[[Image:Greek laptop.jpg|thumb|Here you can see Didaskalos schooling ILuv2surf on how to use a lap-top.]]
*  "Like all other pronouns, the relative pronoun must agree with its antecedent in gender, number, and person, while its case is determined by its use in its own clause."  (Jenney's Latin)
*  "Embarassing Fact from Didaskalos' Youth: When all the other little boys in the 1970's wanted to be Luke Skywalker, Didaskalos wanted to be....C-3PO!"(Moar like CP-30 amirite?)
*  "EVEN VIKINGS know "[[grammar nazi|whom]]" is accusative!" 
*  "Guess what, Luvvy?  You're going down in Internet History as DIDASKALOS' LITTLE SCHOOL-BOY!"
*  "ok, now I'm [[chookling]]" (According to [[ED IRC|Internet Graffiti]], said while mouth was full of [[jizz]].)
*  "The essence of Pedophile Joy, of course, is to be sublimely unconscious of one's own needs, to be utterly and maternally given over to the boy's welfare, no matter how much the actual boy may be screaming "Stop it!! Stop it!!""  (This is a tribute to my mother, who taught me the joy of boundary-violation:  "I'm cold.  Go put on a sweater.")
*  "And when that meal is digested, the pedophile begins the hunt anew...."  (This is my rendering of the traditional Greek proverb, "As the wolf loves the lamb, so the boy-lover loves his boy."  Quoted in Greek by Ned Warren in ''A Defense of Uranian Love''.)
*  "Pedophilia, for me, is no longer a three-person drama, it's a two person drama.  The three-person drama is when my mother violates my boundaries, and I scream "No!" and it keeps happening, and I find myself imagining that the boundary violations are happening to a THIRD PERSON, to another boy, to make that pain go away.  The two-person drama is when my mother attempts to violate my boundaries, and I defend myself vigorously and maintain my integrity."
*  "[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blue+Cartoons Blue Cartoons]"
*  "...the big cultural plan is to take it (heroic poetry) on the road to Japan.  If you go to a BORDERS bookstore, you can see that more and more American white boys are losing their manhood due to exposure to the pornography rays emitted by Japanese Mangamation.  But turnabout is fair play.  Why shouldn't all those pathetically effeminate Japanese boys have some traditional Western MASCULINE role-models to look up to?"
*  "To put it simply, 'WHOM' is a  dead word that only Latin teachers who understand the accusative case ever cared about.  Until NOW!  Because the incorrect use of “whom”  marks Luvvy’s prose like an exploding red dye-bomb marks a bank-robber."
*  "[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/c4/Dont_forget_to_wipe_your_ass_folks.jpg WAAIPN'!] -- We are ALL internet pedophiles, now!!!"
== HE POISONS CHILDREN ==
[http://www.b2g2.com/boards/board.cgi?action=read&id=1163834112&user=somersault57 The original post] from "A melancholy vision."
{{quote|And yet somehow all that "joy" went sour on me today. I had a nightmare that I was responsible for organizing the food at a church picnic, and screwed up somehow and gave people food poisoning and a little girl died. Every time I tried to relax, the family members came up to me and said, "We fully intend to sue you for millions. We won't give up; we won't forget about this." I had made a special effort to get everything together for a pre-Thanksgiving feast with my roommate: wine, cheese, smoker, charcoal, hickory wood chips, ingredients for brine, foil, pam, 2 fresh, minimally processed Whole Foods turkeys, good weather, day off from work.... I've done this before, and I usually have a great time and a great finished product. But today everything went wrong, except that it didn't rain.}}
[http://iluv2surf.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_archive.html The trenchant discussion in the comments at Iluv2surf's blog.]
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11:55 AM  Anonymous said...
Just said that he caused the death of a child through food poisoning on the somersault tech board. The mother of the child wants to sue him.  She should probably know his background.
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6:10 AM  proud2bantiperv. said...
His comment on the Tech Forum was stated as a nightmare. I don't think a death really happened.
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=== AND HE DISTRIBUTES CHILD PORN ===
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The Warren Cup is a silver chalice engraved with nasty twink and child porn, which featured prominently in Mark's Presentation. It is thought to date from the reign of the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nero Emperor Negro]  Evidently something of a sacred object to the Wikipedophiles, who claim: "It is recognized as an artistic work of extremely high quality." 
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Cup The Warren Cup.] 
Five Myths Miner made up about the Warren Cup:
*  For [[pedophile|his people]], the Warren Cup is like the Holy Grail, or Green Lantern’s Lantern. 
*  According to an ancient mystical tradition which is [[At least 100 years ago|at least 100 hundred years old]], every time an Evil [[pedophile|Hid People]] abuses a little boy, the Warren Cup is there to catch the pain.
*  Thus, the Warren cup CURES your Butt-Hurt, because the Warren Cup KNOWS your Butt-hurt.
*  Once a year, the Hid People meet at the British Museum and take an Oath on the Warren Cup, and this gives them the power to shrink themselves to six inches tall, fly around at night on little bat-wings, and sneak into the window of your child’s room, if you leave it open more than six inches.
*  The Warren Cup LOOKS as though it is made of silver; in fact it is not.  The silver-plating covers a cup made entirely of metal smelted from an asteroid that fell from [[pain|Planet Butthurt]]
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== Fly, my little Lulz-Monkeys, FLY!!! ==
The sober heads at [http://sass.buttes.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=10530&p=6 SASS] [[win|won]], by showing that early-adoption spirit that has always marked the crap-hungry American appetite for stupid marketing gimmicks.  ''hideous nerd divide'' and/or ''not a goon I swear'' made the following giflet animation:  [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e4/Didaskalos_appearing_in_a_cloud_of_smoke.gif Saying "EVKWIA" causes Didaskalos to appear in a cloud of smoke].  So handle this new-born meme with care! 
*  EVKWIA Googlography:
*  9/2007 = Mono-whacking for a full month with ONE HIT.
*  10/15/2007= 36 hits
*  11/4/2007 = 51 hits 
== [[tracing|Artistic Influences:]] ==
*  [http://www.lehmannmaupin.com/artists/gilbertgeorge Gilbert & George]
*  [http://www.cremaster.net/ Matthew Barney]
*  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPAZQ6mhRcU&feature=related Mishima]:  stimulating young people with traditional culture.
*  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaqVv5j0m48&feature=related Seidensticker at 6:00]
*  A grandmotherly Ed Seidensticker:  "He hated the puny boy, the pretty puny boy, and he wanted to be a rough, macho type.  He wanted to be all muscles, he wanted to be all body.  As it was, as he began, he was scarcely body at all, and all intellect.  He wanted to make himself the opposite.  Surely that is self-loathing....
==Appendix:  The text of the Lulzcon Presentation==
<font size=5>See: '''[[Didaskalos/Presentation|here!]]'''</font>


==Didaskalos comes back to ED==
==Didaskalos comes back to ED==
[[Image:Harvard_18_hookup_from_craigslist.jpg|thumb]]
[[Image:Harvard_18_hookup_from_craigslist.jpg|thumb]]
Didadaskalos recently came back to [[ED]], this time to [[fail|fuck up]] this page again, adding more [[shit no one cares about]], including how he was [[over 9000|over $100,000 dollars in debt]], [[pedophile|horny for delicious boys]], and, again butthurt over [[rape|having his ED paged edited by someone other than himself.]]
Didadaskalos recently came back to [[ED]], this time to [[fail|fuck up]] this page again, adding more [[shit no one cares about]], including how he was [[over 9000|over $100,000 dollars in debt]], [[pedophile|horny for delicious boys]], and, again butthurt over [[rape|having his ED paged edited by someone other than himself.]] For months and months Didaskalos used this page mainly to brag about his supposed knowledge of heroic poetry, as well as [[forced meme|trying to coin a meme]], to no success whatsoever. What more can you expect from a man who [[truth|wipes the shit from old people's asses all day]]?


[[Tl;dr]], Didaskalos is still a [[pedo]] and a huge [[faggot]].  
[[Tl;dr]], Didaskalos is still a [[pedo]] and a huge [[faggot]].  


{{quote|Didaskalos moves to Boston!}}
The following ad was recently spotted on the Boston craigslist:
Back to Craigslist | Return to my account page
Middle-aged paederast for teenage male arm-candy - m4m - 42 (South End)
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-11, 11:28PM EDT


[[Last Thursday|Back in 2009]], the following ad was spotted on the Boston craigslist:


{{quote3|Middle-aged paederast for teenage male arm-candy - m4m - 42 (South End)
HI! I'm a bald, leathery-skinned middle-aged paederast looking for teenage male arm-candy to take to local productions of Aristophanes. Next week: Lysistrata at Harvard!
HI! I'm a bald, leathery-skinned middle-aged paederast looking for teenage male arm-candy to take to local productions of Aristophanes. Next week: Lysistrata at Harvard!


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     * Location: South End
     * Location: South End
     * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
     * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests}}


[[TLDR]]: still [[crazy]], after all these years.


==See also==
* [[Evil-unveiled.com/Didaskalos]]


== Related links ==
== Related links ==
[[Image:EVEN_NEOLOBSTER_KNOWS_WHOM_IS_ACCUSATIVE.jpg|thumb|Even NeoLobster knows that whom is accusative]]
* [http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org/ Warriors for Innocence] (Site mentioned for historical purposes; link between Iluv2surf & Sacramento cop first found here.)
* [http://www.warriorsforinnocence.org/ Warriors for Innocence] (Site mentioned for historical purposes; link between Iluv2surf & Sacramento cop first found here.)
* [http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_097003108.html Video of the Sacramento cop saying "WHOM are with him" (at 1:15) instead of "WHO are with him" which proves that he is ILuv2surf.] Link dysfunctional 11/18, after working fine for a year, doubtless because Luvvy went crying to the network.  But not to worry.  Here are two more links to the same video:
* <s>[http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_097003108.html A video of Didaskalos' pursuer supposedly being pwned]</s> '''Not Found'''
* [http://cbs13.com/video/[email protected] Direct link to the same video]
* [http://cbs13.com/video/[email protected] Direct link to the same video]
*  [http://72.14.209.104/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en-us&q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fcbs13.com%2Ftopstories%2Flocal_story_097003108.html&btnG=Search Google cache of the same]
*  [http://72.14.209.104/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en-us&q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fcbs13.com%2Ftopstories%2Flocal_story_097003108.html&btnG=Search Google cache of the same]
* Note to Iluv2surf -- I have plenty of copies of the video, if those links go down!
* [http://iluv2surf.blogspot.com ILuv2surf's blog] Scroll to July 2006.
* [http://iluv2surf.blogspot.com ILuv2surf's charming, literate, and ''formerly'' anonymous blog] Scroll to July 2006.
* [http://www.boychat.org BoyChat - Where Mark hangs out]
* [http://www.boychat.org BoyChat - Where Mark hangs out]
* <nowiki>http://cp.on.nimp.org</nowiki> Mark's recovered cp
* <s>[http://rapidshare.com/files/62638136/EVKWIA.zip Powerpoint Mark gave at lulzcon.  tl;dr.]</s> '''File Not Found'''
* [http://rapidshare.com/files/62638136/EVKWIA.zip Powerpoint Mark gave at lulzcon.  tl;dr.]
* [http://www.wikisposure.com/Didaskalos Provocative, Hard-Hitting Expose on Mark's Favorite Color by Perverted Justice]
* [http://www.rhapsodes.fll.vt.edu/juvenal.htm Grinding away at Juvenal (audio files)]
* [http://www.rhapsodes.fll.vt.edu/juvenal.htm Grinding away at Juvenal (audio files)]
* [http://lulzcon.com/photos/v/JiZZy/Day+1/ Didaskalos at Lulzcon.  Scroll down to LOLCAT.]
* <s>[http://lulzcon.com/photos/v/JiZZy/Day+1/ Didaskalos at Lulzcon.  Scroll down to LOLCAT.]</s> '''Not Found'''
* [http://www.cblf.org/messages/52469.htm A typical Didaskalos rant from the so-called "Christian Boy-Love Forum."]
* [http://www.cblf.org/messages/52469.htm A typical Didaskalos rant from the so-called "Christian Boy-Love Forum."]


Latest revision as of 19:19, 12 August 2018

 This article has been cleaned up, and it was a trip to hell and back. Please, don't fuck it up.
The NAMBLA Teacher of the Year Award recipient, Mark Miner.

Didaskalos (more like "KidsIDiddleALot" RiteAmI?) a.k.a. Mark Miner, is an unbelievably unfunny "full-time internet pedophile." He is known for failing at life, raping young, fresh boys, and, as was mentioned before, for being unbelievably unfunny. In addition, he has used this page as a fronting ground for his pedofaggotry. The evidence of his huge ego and his pride in fucking little boys is voluminous here. His userpage is also a record of his failures, the incoherent babble of which takes up a huge amount of ED's precious bandwidth.

At one time, Didaskalos used to be a traveling "heroic poet" and still considers himself well-read on subject concerning the seemingly-constant boy-fucking that took place in Ancient Greece. Like all pedophiles, he endows himself a great deal of self-importance about the work he's done and the close proximity to kids granted by people above him. He's used everything as a cover for pedophilia, up to and including the old "it's just part of the show" act as a result of his dramatic readings of shit nobody cares about.

Pedophile Past

Mark was employed as a Latin language teacher for the San Diego Unified School District in February 2000 before being v& by The Man. Mark was also successfully and humiliatingly trolled by someone named ILuv2Surf. ILuv2Surf carefully documented the lulz on a pedo-baiting blog in which the archived chatlogs of pedo and fail were put on display. Butthurt, Didaskalos came to ED and set up this page, intending to give himself a solid defense. The end result was a tl;dr spectacle of AIDS, USI and retarded antics that even ODB didn't want to touch.

Didaskalos also made the mistake of showing up to Lulzcon 2007 (see below) in which he presented a retarded tl;dr Powerpoint presentation all about the conflict between him and ILuv2Surf. He also implicated The Man, ILuv2Surf and himself in a series of anagrams and tongue-in-cheek wordplay that left the audience craving the lulz. In a god-awful attempt to counter-troll ILuv2Surf's sometimes unwieldy grammar, Didaskalos coined an anagram "based on ILuv2Surf's IRL powerword", called EVKWIA, whatever the fuck that means. As Didaskalos only finds this humorous, it is apparent to the rest of the world that he is batshit insane and needs to be dealt with by Bubba. To this day Didaskalos is absolutely convinced that the Sacramento Police Department is after him, when in reality the evidence is clearly contrary. The very fact that Didaskalos can't keep his mouth shut about being a pedo only highlights the necessity to not only watch this ED page (which he uses as a vanity page), but, by and large, to avoid the man himself.

Didaskalos' favorite sites, predictably, are Boychat and the Christian Boy Love Forum. And like every other pedophile in existence, Didaskalos' defense of his love of shota is nothing short of mind-boggling.

What follows is Didaskalos' failing to defend his pedo boy-loving desires. As Dramacrats your mission is to fucking delete everything he has posted on this page. You will be assisting the lulz and our beloved ED by showing to the world that this faggot needs to get shot.

Did you know that after Mark Miner was outed by ILuv2surf in 2000:

  • He was canned from his teaching position in San Diego Unified School District
  • His girlfriend left him
  • His car spontaneously asploded and was taken to the dump
  • He was placed on a police watch list
  • Posted outrageously raunchy material like this account of a summer of Lifeguarding at Boychat.

Lulzcon

Wishing to skewl the internet on how to pedo correctly, Mark politely asked Girlvinyl if he might be able to guest speak at Lulzcon 2007. After a rigorous background check by the welcome team, Mark was found to not be wanted for any criminal activity. His request was turned down pending he send us a picture of his dong (shown right). At Lulzcon, his rants included informative discussion topics and keypoints regarding his pedo brethren and their personal rights, followed up with a presentation on his arch nemesis ILuv2surf, a street-smart cop who stops perps dead in their tracks. He was more effective at stopping trolls than Sergeant Smith was.

After he /r/'d lulzcon to be his personal army and aid him in the catfighting, he was politely told to GTFO.

Shortly after this his hotel room was raided by anonymous and his cp stash went missing. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Not to worry: on his spring 2008 West Coast tour he plans to make a Abu Ghraib pyramid of ten naked freshmen, with himself in front doing a winking Lyndie, wearing a T-Shirt with the tour slogan: "Bitches don't know about my Heroic Poetry."

His presentation at lulzcon: Didaskalos/Presentation.

Examples of crazy

Use scrollbar to see the full image

LOL WUT



Didaskalos comes back to ED

Didadaskalos recently came back to ED, this time to fuck up this page again, adding more shit no one cares about, including how he was over $100,000 dollars in debt, horny for delicious boys, and, again butthurt over having his ED paged edited by someone other than himself. For months and months Didaskalos used this page mainly to brag about his supposed knowledge of heroic poetry, as well as trying to coin a meme, to no success whatsoever. What more can you expect from a man who wipes the shit from old people's asses all day?

Tl;dr, Didaskalos is still a pedo and a huge faggot.


Back in 2009, the following ad was spotted on the Boston craigslist:

Middle-aged paederast for teenage male arm-candy - m4m - 42 (South End) HI! I'm a bald, leathery-skinned middle-aged paederast looking for teenage male arm-candy to take to local productions of Aristophanes. Next week: Lysistrata at Harvard!

You: be smart enough to laugh at what I quote in Ancient Greek, but not arrogant enough to tell any jokes of your own.

I am 100,000 dollars in debt, so you will also have to pay for food on our dates.

In return, I will do my usual paederast routine of telling you that you're handsome and smart and will amount to something, even though we will both know I'm lying.

You should be as completely arrogant, self-centered, and beautiful as the meaty 18-yr old Harvard boy in this ad:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/m4m/1118278645.html

See, it's an important part of my job that people THINK I'm cutting a wide swath through the innocent impressionable youth of Boston. That's where you come in. People come up to us at events and ask "So...are you guys...going out?" And we just smile. It's called "performance art." Google the "Warren Cup," you'll get some idea of the tastes of the clientele I'm trying to please.

Scandal is an important part of building my reputation. When we go to events, you should be prepared to wear a dog-collar and leash, or pee in the punch-bowl, on command.

Our Future Together: You will be my constant companion and ingratiating performing animal, doing very simple but very pretty tricks for the wealthy and cultured, as I make the rounds of Boston's Dustiest Cultural Institutions. Later in life, I guess, you emerge from my considerable shadow by your dedication to "artisan" pottery-making, or whatever. See the movie "Chris and Don."

NOTE: The headlines will lack the necessary "frisson" if you're not really a "teenager." But I'm keeping it legal, no schoolboys! So, 17 will not work; 20 will not work. And I *WILL* check your ID.

Didaskalos

(Hint: Google "Didaskalos" to see who I am.) 

   * Location: South End
   * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

TLDR: still crazy, after all these years.

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