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'''Jerry Brewer''' is the head honcho of ''Doomsday Refreshment Committee'' and sits at his computer all day writing horrible [[gothic]]/[[emo]] poetry and equally if not moreso horrific music. Jerry's music is comprised of generic "industrial metal" with samples from movies that have been used [[over 9000]] times before. ''DRC'' are not signed and only have an [[interweb]] [[faggoth]] fanbase. On top of all his [[fail]] and [[lulz]] he is also a 40 year old [[pedophile]], who tries to pick up little [[16 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]] through his [[MySpace]] and [[vampirefreaks]] profiles. He also has two little girls both of whom are [[underage]] and therefore, [[some argue]], at considerable risk
[[Image:jerrygayman.jpg|thumb|right|Jerry in his natural habitat]]
 
Jerry Brewer is the main person in Doomsday Refreshment Committee. He sits at his computer all day writing horrible [[gothic]]/[[emo]] poetry and makes horrible [[gothic]] music out of it. His music is comprised of generic "industrial metal" with samples from movies that have been used [[over 9000]] times before. DRC is not signed and only has an [[interweb]] [[faggoth]] fan base. On top of all his [[fail]] and [[lulz]] he is also a 40 year old [[pedophile]], who tries to pick up little [[16 year old girls]] and [[13 year old boys]] on his [[MySpace]] and [[vampirefreaks]] profiles. He also has two little girls who are both [[underage]].
one is for sure 13. [[Oh noes]] more [[lulz]]!
 
[[Image:Shitty_goth_photoshop.jpg|thumb|right|Shitty typical goth photoshop is shitty and typical]]
 
He also has a few horrendously [[Photoshop|shopped]] pictures on his Vampirefreaks profile, and [[ALLCAPS|OVER 200 PICTURES IN PRACTICALLY THE SAME FUCKING POSE.]]
 
 
 
[[Image:Thislookssuspicious.jpg|thumb|right|]]


Jerry has uploaded a number of horrendously [[Photoshop|shopped]] pictures on his ''Vampirefreaks'' profile, and [[X doesn't change facial expressions|OVER 200 PICTURES IN PRACTICALLY THE SAME FUCKING POSE.]]


==How to be a Jerry==
==How to be a Jerry==
1.- Sit at your desk.
#Sit at your desk.
 
#Make shitty music.
2.- Make shitty music.
#Hit on little [[13 year old boys]] and [[16 year old girls]] on [[AIM]].
 
#Not have a record deal.
3.- Hit on little [[13 year old boys]] and [[16 year old girls]] on [[AIM]].
#Invite [[underage]] girls to live with you, then tell them to wait until they are of age to do so.
 
#[[????]]
4.- Not have a record deal.
#[[Profit|PROFIT!]]
 
5.- Invite [[underage]] girls to live with you, then tell them to wait until they are of age to do so.
 
6.- [[????]]
 
7.- [[Profit|PROFIT!]]


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
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==Who hes trying to hook up with==
==Who hes trying to hook up with==
[[Image:kait.jpg|thumb|right|The Midget he's trying to hook up with]]
[[Image:kait.jpg|thumb|right|The Midget he's trying to hook up with]]
He's been trying to feverishly recover from his [[butthurt]] of getting divorced by trying to pick up this girl to the right through [[AIM]]. Their forbidden faggot interweb love began when the equally [[butthurt]] Kait, started sending him picture comments on [[MySpace]]
Feverishly attempting to recover from the [[butthurt]] of being divorced Jerry made a concerted effort to try and pick up this girl (''pictured right'') through [[AIM]]. Their forbidden faggot interweb love began when the equally [[butthurt]] Kait, started sending him picture comments on [[MySpace]]
 
 
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Ex of such comments:
Following numerous conversations via AIM, possibly utilising [[Bullshit|NLP]] techniques, Jerry managed to brainwashed Kait with his [[lies]] and she bought every one. For this she joins the legions of [[retard]]. Kait now wants to move in with Jerry and his underage daughters. What COULD a 40 year old want with this barely legal little girl? Probably just [[Sex|companionship]].
<br>[[Image:moist.jpg]]
[[Image:Licks.jpg]]
[[Image:VeryGay2.jpg]]
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From then on they have talked [[over 9000]] times through AIM, in which Jerry has brainwashed Kait with his [[lies]] and she has bought every one that he has spewed out his ass.
Kait now wants to move in with him and his underage daughters.  
But what COULD a 40 year old want with this barely legal little girl?
<br>[[sex]].
<br>Enough said.
<br>For this she joins the legions of [[retard]].


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
* [[Bill Kaulitz]]
* [[Bill Kaulitz]]
* [[Dahvie Vanity]]
* [[Dahvie Vanity]]
* [[Emo]]
* [[Goth]]
* [[MySpace]]
* [[Pedobear]]
* [[Vampire Freaks]]
* [[Vampire Freaks]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://www.myspace.com/doomsdayrefreshmentcommittee Jerry has a MySpace oh noes!]
* {{myspace|doomsdayrefreshmentcommittee|Jerry has a MySpace oh noes!}}
*[http://www.vampirefreaks.com/DRC His Vampirefreaks profile..]
* [http://www.vampirefreaks.com/DRC His Vampirefreaks profile..]
*[http://http://vampirefreaks.com/-Carly_Monster- One of his daughters Vampriefreaks profile.]]
* [http://vampirefreaks.com/-Carly_Monster- One of his daughters Vampriefreaks profile.]]
*[http://www.myspace.com/popsicle_nazi Kaits MySpace.]
* {{myspace|popsicle_nazi|Kaits MySpace}}
 


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Latest revision as of 10:19, 7 January 2016

Jerry, in his natural habitat
That's the ticket little girl

Jerry Brewer is the head honcho of Doomsday Refreshment Committee and sits at his computer all day writing horrible gothic/emo poetry and equally if not moreso horrific music. Jerry's music is comprised of generic "industrial metal" with samples from movies that have been used over 9000 times before. DRC are not signed and only have an interweb faggoth fanbase. On top of all his fail and lulz he is also a 40 year old pedophile, who tries to pick up little 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys through his MySpace and vampirefreaks profiles. He also has two little girls both of whom are underage and therefore, some argue, at considerable risk

Jerry has uploaded a number of horrendously shopped pictures on his Vampirefreaks profile, and OVER 200 PICTURES IN PRACTICALLY THE SAME FUCKING POSE.

How to be a Jerry

  1. Sit at your desk.
  2. Make shitty music.
  3. Hit on little 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls on AIM.
  4. Not have a record deal.
  5. Invite underage girls to live with you, then tell them to wait until they are of age to do so.
  6. ????
  7. PROFIT!

Quotes

   
“ 		 
1. Down deep inside/

That's where it hides/ A part of you so black/ That it never dies/ There's only so much/ That you can hide away/ Your hell is coming/ And hell you will pay/

There is no love/ Breed only hate/ Its time to wake up/ Accept your fate/ Come into me/ And you will see/ I am the everything/ You hope to be/

I am the strong/ I will survive/ And I will never be/ A drone in the hive/ The war I wage/ It will be won/ The taste of victory/ Army of one
 

„
  		 

—The Lyrics to Black, one of his shitty pedo goth songs

Who hes trying to hook up with

The Midget he's trying to hook up with

Feverishly attempting to recover from the butthurt of being divorced Jerry made a concerted effort to try and pick up this girl (pictured right) through AIM. Their forbidden faggot interweb love began when the equally butthurt Kait, started sending him picture comments on MySpace


Following numerous conversations via AIM, possibly utilising NLP techniques, Jerry managed to brainwashed Kait with his lies and she bought every one. For this she joins the legions of retard. Kait now wants to move in with Jerry and his underage daughters. What COULD a 40 year old want with this barely legal little girl? Probably just companionship.

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