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{{breakingnews|'''PYRO JUST GOT [[Banned|BANNED]] FROM [[Twatter|TWITTER]]!'' AGAIN}}
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[[File:Pyro Face.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The [[furfag|furry]] paintbrush himself.]]
[[Image:Pyrocynical look-a-like.png|thumb|200px|No difference?]]
'''Niall''', better known as '''Pyrocynical''', is a 19 year old [[scouse]] [[Britfag]] [[fatfur]], who is mostly known for making long and boring as fuck commentary videos on [[Jewtube]]. He started off copying other people by doing unfunny montage parodies. After montage parodies started to die out, he began copying [[LeafyIsHere]]. Being the [[basement-dweller]] that he is, he mostly relies on making bland as fuck memes that will die faster than a Mayfly.  
'''Pyrocynical''', better known as '''Pyro[[dick|intesical]]''' and '''Pyro([[pedo|didnotconsent]])ical''' ([[Powerword]]: Niall Comas) is a lesbian, talentless online commentator and YouTube's content-creating [[Britfag]]. He is often known for his [[boring|commentary videos longer than 20 minutes featuring trend-relating content]]. This is so that he can be relevant for five days by making a shitty content for every one or two months, but will you still watch his content, [[no|would you]]? He is basically similar to [[Pewdiepie]]. The only [[truth|difference]] is that Jewdiepie doesn't need cancer memes to be added to almost 80% of his videos. You might expect that making a loooooooooong commentary that no one would watch is a waste of time. Well, you're wrong. He earned $4 millions in net worth from the production of such a lame, unfunny commentaries. 


When he is not making videos, Pyro can usually be found jacking off to obese furry porn.
He's known for simping the internet camwhore known as [[Belle Delphine]]. Pyro bought her bath water, drinks her piss, and just shows out how much of a [[simp|degenerate cuck]] he is. This was him despite previously dating Hyojin Choi (squizzy).
==Rise into Stardom==
Niall used to be a hippy 12-year-old who made [[MLG]] montage videos while he had his eyes covered in cum (and also in drugs). [[Some argue|Some people]] consider this as the small boost that led to his popularity, as well with other things, although to be honest he didn't really bring anything new. His videos were quite generic, yet they were quite [[unfunny|funny]] (before the meme got stale), and gained millions of views.


== The kind of shit he makes ==
This was until MLG was done being milked. Niall will think outside the box to come up with an "[[shit|original]]" idea. The idea was to copy [[LeafyIsHere]], with a cancer clickbait thumbnails that can 'bait' horny [[12-year-old]] from fapping. Instead, they're brought into a boring commentary video done by a 17-year-old covering it. Now his poor fanbase will have to watch his old videos without getting their 3-inch cock hard. On October 30, 2015, he posted his first commentary video titled "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO". In the first video, he mentioned that he should make commentary videos because no one had done so before. By doing so, his commentary amounted to nothing more than watching an [[pseudo-intellectual|18-year-old brainlet]] narrate over YouTube's "GONE WRONG" prank videos. Also, While he was transitioning from montage parodies, and a little bit recently, he sometimes has funny moments. These usually consist of him making stupid voices, or he and his friends telling inside jokes.


Pyro just makes videos that other people are making. Like the lazy fuck that he is, he tries to copy other Youtubers who are less annoying than him, so obviously the quality is pure [[shit]], and anyone with a common sense should stay the fuck away.
His face was first revealed in the video uploaded on October 12, 2016, titled "who i'm voting for president (face reveal)". The video is nothing more than watching a drained-out lesbian politically saying that he will be [[libtard|voting]] for [[Hillary Clinton]]. Niall now includes his appearance in most of his videos since the face reveal. He has also collaborated with Memeulous, Dolan Dark, his ex-girlfriend Squizzy, and more.
==Newdz==
On January 20, Pyrocynical nudes were leaked on [[4chan]]. The [[Original Poster|OP]] was too much of a dumbass to not leak them from his friend. The post included a series of images proving it was real, but the retard still didn't give out much information on who sent them, other than saying they were friends of Pyro. The person who sent the nudes, however, from several images and hints, was either Hyojin or Ifunnymicheal. But it is likely both.


The first thing Pyro did when he started his Youtube channel was jump on the montage parody bandwagon. [[Some Argue|Some people]] consider this as the small boost that led to his popularity, as well with other things, although to be honest he didn't really bring anything new. His videos were quite generic, yet [[No|they were quite funny]] (before the meme got stale), and gained millions of views.
==Being a Furfag==
Not surprisingly, Pyro is a huge furry who hasn't fully come out of the closet yet, as the whole thing was implied when his avatar depicted a [[Regular Show|gay bird known as Mordecai from a supposed animated "comedy" show]], then it was Mordecai wearing an obey hat smoking a blunt and wearing deal-with-it glasses, then it was Mordecai making a weird ass smile or some shit. He then changed his profile picture to an anthropomorphic [[fox]] known as Foxy, from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]. He then changed his profile picture to be the same animal just in another position. [http://imgur.com/a/DGy8T Here are all his profile pictures explains a lot, doesn't it?]
==Feud with [[Keemstar]]==
Somehow, Niall gets into a long-lasting feud with a sex offender known as [[Keemstar]]. The feud began when Niall uploaded a video to YouTube titled "KEEMSTAR RANT", where he suggested that Keem should have added a disclaimer to the video. Keemstar disliked the suggestion and leaked private pictures of him to Twitter. Keemstar posted a video in response, where he stated that Niall told him that he was dating a French minor girl, supposedly because of underage. This was until 39-year-old sex offender decided to block Niall. Since Niall hasn't made a valid response to Keem yet, he uploaded a video titled "My Experience With KEEMSTAR", in which he addressed that Keem was falsely claiming to be a pedophile. The retard then lost and damaged his reputation, losing a thousand subscribers from his "DramaAlert" channel.  
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'''My Experience With KEEMSTAR'''
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==Controversies==
===Ivory Ramsus vs Pyrocynical===
On October 29, 2020, a [[pansexual|frying-pan fetishist]] known as Ivory Ramsus claimed that Niall "groomed" him when he was 15. The tweet included screenshots of inappropriate messages sent by a deleted user, who was allegedly Pyro. However, the tweet was ''all'' bullshit due to the wrong dates, the censored parts of his own DMs, and the messages were already deleted from the screenshot. Since [[Common sense|most people]] find it very obvious, she posted alleged proof to prove that his claims are real.
[[Image:Ivory Ramsus Tweet.png|center|400px|The gay faggot claiming that Pyro groomed him.]]


==Commentaries==
On November 10, 2020, Ivory claimed that he had sexual conversations with Pyro, despite anything sexual he claimed about Pyro. In an interview with Tommy C, he told that he only referred to himself as a 15-year-old boy because a friend told him to. However, many people have already know it's another bullshit she claimed, to the point where she had a lack of evidence of Pyro admitting Ivory was underage and had previously lied about his own age.


In the time where montage parodies were starting to get old, Pyro had to change his videos.  He decided to start copying his secret boyfriend Leafy's style.  He does have some qualities which are different. Instead of sounding like a 13 year old who is whispering with the mic firmly inserted down his throat, as to not wake up the parents when trying to rape his younger sibling, he sounds like a 13 year old who had his balls dropped. He also heard about the bad stuff Leafy did (like making a fat [[retard|aspie]] cry), so he left, in the description, something like [[lie|"don't hate him, but I can hate him because I'm joking"]].
After everyone pull out the evidence, Ivory tells them "no ur [[ugly|fine]] idc".


=== The "funny" moments which are scattered around the channel ===
===Turkey Tom===
 
On December 1, 2020, [[Turkey Tom]] uploaded a video titled "Pyrocynical's Lie: Setting The Record Straight", where he proved that Pyrocynical almost knew that Ivory Ramsus was underage. However, everyone's opinion on Pyro suddenly turned opposite, His YouTube channel then lost 90,000 subscribers.  A few days later, Turkey Tom followed with an essay titled "Proving Pyrocythical's Guilt: Debunking Every Argument". This was until Niall made a response video, in which he repulsed the argument that he was a groomer and more. This has turned into a huge hate for Turkey Tom, but he managed to get away when his fanbase stop spamming random shit into his channel.
While he was transitioning from montage parodies, and a little bit recently, he sometimes has [[Unfunny|funny moments]].  These usually consist of him making stupid voices, or he and his friends telling inside jokes.
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==Face Reveals==
'''My Response'''
 
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Pyro is one of the famous youtubers who have not officially done a face reveal.  There are some pictures of (visually) the same person, who fans sort-of accept it as his face.  [https://twitter.com/pyrocynical/status/695365543885320193 He also tweeted a video of what it looks like to be the person who some fans accept as him brushing his teeth].
==Gallery==
 
==His Furry Side==
 
Not surprisingly, Pyro is a huge furry who hasn't fully come out of the closet yet, as the whole thing was implied when his avatar depicted a [[Regular Show|gay bird known as Mordecai from a supposed animated "comedy" show]], then it was Mordecai wearing an obey hat smoking a blunt and wearing deal-with-it glasses, then it was Mordecai making a weird ass smile or some shit.  He then changed his profile picture to an anthropomorphic [[fox]] known as Foxy, from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]]. He then changed his profile picture to be the same animal just in another position.  [http://imgur.com/a/DGy8T Here are all his profile pictures explains a lot, doesn't it?]
 
 
==His leaked nudes==
 
January 20 saw the release of pyrocynicals nudes on 4chan, the op being a retard and decided to leak them from his friend. A series of images proving it was real but the retard still didnt give out much information on who sent them it other than theyre a friend of pyro. The person who sent the nudes however, from several images and hints was either Hyojin or Ifunnymicheal. It is likely to be both as OP mentioned both, which, if he wasn't retarded he wouldnt have.
 
 
 
 
[[File:PYROS NUDES.png]]
 
[[Faggots|Moreso]], his [[circle jerk|group of friends on Twitter]] consists of furry artists like 'Triloomy' and 'Hyojin', who regularly draw pictures of Pyro and his friends, some of which are [[Garbage|questionable or NSFW.]]
 
==Soft of retirement of being a furfag==
while pyro's oc is still a [[Lie|fur fuck who is totally not foxy]] and still would [[Gay|fuck foxy if he could]] and the fact he never really said he is a furry (but everyone in the world knows he is) pyro only uses his OC as his pfp,<s>maybe he was never a furry</s> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
 
==His Porn Folder==
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File:Pyro Fap Material.jpg| Drawn by a [[brony]], big surprise.
File:Pyro Fap Material.jpg| Drawn by a [[brony]], big surprise.
File:Pyro X Leafy.jpg| Pyro's wet dream.
File:Pyro X Leafy.jpg| Pyro's wet dream.
File:Pyros Wetdream.png| And his second one.
File:Pyros Wetdream.png|And his second one.
FIle:Pyro x LtCorbis.png| Pyro showing his love to [[Brat|LTCorbis]].
File:Pyro x Jameskii.png|And yet another one.
FIle:Pyro x LtCorbis.png|Pyro showing his love to [[Brat|LTCorbis]].
File:Pyrocynical full banner.png|Not many people noticed that HAWT easter egg unitl now.
squizzy_pyro.jpeg|Squizzy (Pyro's ex-girlfriend) also drawn herself fucking Pyrocynical's OC. In fact, she also has drawn NSFW of her friends besides Pyro?
File:Pyrocynical discord dms.jpeg| Pyros gay fatass furry sex roleplay
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Misha Silenosti]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[DJ KEEMSTAR]]
*[[13-year-old boys]] - 90% of his fanbase.
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[LeafyIsHere]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Pewdiepie]]
*[[Britfag]]
*[[Unfunny]]
 
*[[Furfag]] - What he actually is.
*[[MLG]] - What he used to upload while in drugs.
==External Links==
==External Links==
*{{ytuser|Pyrocynical|His Youtube}}
*{{yt|c|Pyrocynical/|YouTube channel}}
*{{fb|Pyrocynical|His Facebook fan page}}
*{{instagram|Pyrocynical|Instagram account}}
*{{twitch|Pyrocynical|His Twitch}}
*{{twitch|Pyrocynical|Twitch channel}}
*{{Reddit|Pyrocynical|Shitty sub-reddit}}
*{{twitter|Pyrocynical|Twitter account}}
*{{Patreon|Pyrocynical|His Patreon}}
*{{fb|pyrocynical}}
*[http://Pyrocynical.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrocynical_Wikia Shitty wikia]
*{{kym|memes/people/pyrocynical|Know Your Meme info about him}}
*<s>{{twitter|Pyrocynical|His previous Twitter}}</s> Banned.
*<s>{{twitter|PyrocynicalVEVO|His current Twitter}}</s> Banned.
*{{twitter|PyrocynicalTV|His actual current Twitter}}
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Latest revision as of 08:34, 13 January 2023

No difference?

Pyrocynical, better known as Pyrointesical and Pyro(didnotconsent)ical (Powerword: Niall Comas) is a lesbian, talentless online commentator and YouTube's content-creating Britfag. He is often known for his commentary videos longer than 20 minutes featuring trend-relating content. This is so that he can be relevant for five days by making a shitty content for every one or two months, but will you still watch his content, would you? He is basically similar to Pewdiepie. The only difference is that Jewdiepie doesn't need cancer memes to be added to almost 80% of his videos. You might expect that making a loooooooooong commentary that no one would watch is a waste of time. Well, you're wrong. He earned $4 millions in net worth from the production of such a lame, unfunny commentaries. 

He's known for simping the internet camwhore known as Belle Delphine. Pyro bought her bath water, drinks her piss, and just shows out how much of a degenerate cuck he is. This was him despite previously dating Hyojin Choi (squizzy).

Rise into Stardom

Niall used to be a hippy 12-year-old who made MLG montage videos while he had his eyes covered in cum (and also in drugs). Some people consider this as the small boost that led to his popularity, as well with other things, although to be honest he didn't really bring anything new. His videos were quite generic, yet they were quite funny (before the meme got stale), and gained millions of views.

This was until MLG was done being milked. Niall will think outside the box to come up with an "original" idea. The idea was to copy LeafyIsHere, with a cancer clickbait thumbnails that can 'bait' horny 12-year-old from fapping. Instead, they're brought into a boring commentary video done by a 17-year-old covering it. Now his poor fanbase will have to watch his old videos without getting their 3-inch cock hard. On October 30, 2015, he posted his first commentary video titled "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO". In the first video, he mentioned that he should make commentary videos because no one had done so before. By doing so, his commentary amounted to nothing more than watching an 18-year-old brainlet narrate over YouTube's "GONE WRONG" prank videos. Also, While he was transitioning from montage parodies, and a little bit recently, he sometimes has funny moments. These usually consist of him making stupid voices, or he and his friends telling inside jokes.

His face was first revealed in the video uploaded on October 12, 2016, titled "who i'm voting for president (face reveal)". The video is nothing more than watching a drained-out lesbian politically saying that he will be voting for Hillary Clinton. Niall now includes his appearance in most of his videos since the face reveal. He has also collaborated with Memeulous, Dolan Dark, his ex-girlfriend Squizzy, and more.

Newdz

On January 20, Pyrocynical nudes were leaked on 4chan. The OP was too much of a dumbass to not leak them from his friend. The post included a series of images proving it was real, but the retard still didn't give out much information on who sent them, other than saying they were friends of Pyro. The person who sent the nudes, however, from several images and hints, was either Hyojin or Ifunnymicheal. But it is likely both.

Being a Furfag

Not surprisingly, Pyro is a huge furry who hasn't fully come out of the closet yet, as the whole thing was implied when his avatar depicted a gay bird known as Mordecai from a supposed animated "comedy" show, then it was Mordecai wearing an obey hat smoking a blunt and wearing deal-with-it glasses, then it was Mordecai making a weird ass smile or some shit. He then changed his profile picture to an anthropomorphic fox known as Foxy, from Five Nights at Freddy's. He then changed his profile picture to be the same animal just in another position. Here are all his profile pictures explains a lot, doesn't it?

Feud with Keemstar

Somehow, Niall gets into a long-lasting feud with a sex offender known as Keemstar. The feud began when Niall uploaded a video to YouTube titled "KEEMSTAR RANT", where he suggested that Keem should have added a disclaimer to the video. Keemstar disliked the suggestion and leaked private pictures of him to Twitter. Keemstar posted a video in response, where he stated that Niall told him that he was dating a French minor girl, supposedly because of underage. This was until 39-year-old sex offender decided to block Niall. Since Niall hasn't made a valid response to Keem yet, he uploaded a video titled "My Experience With KEEMSTAR", in which he addressed that Keem was falsely claiming to be a pedophile. The retard then lost and damaged his reputation, losing a thousand subscribers from his "DramaAlert" channel.


My Experience With KEEMSTAR

Controversies

Ivory Ramsus vs Pyrocynical

On October 29, 2020, a frying-pan fetishist known as Ivory Ramsus claimed that Niall "groomed" him when he was 15. The tweet included screenshots of inappropriate messages sent by a deleted user, who was allegedly Pyro. However, the tweet was all bullshit due to the wrong dates, the censored parts of his own DMs, and the messages were already deleted from the screenshot. Since most people find it very obvious, she posted alleged proof to prove that his claims are real.

The gay faggot claiming that Pyro groomed him.
The gay faggot claiming that Pyro groomed him.

On November 10, 2020, Ivory claimed that he had sexual conversations with Pyro, despite anything sexual he claimed about Pyro. In an interview with Tommy C, he told that he only referred to himself as a 15-year-old boy because a friend told him to. However, many people have already know it's another bullshit she claimed, to the point where she had a lack of evidence of Pyro admitting Ivory was underage and had previously lied about his own age.

After everyone pull out the evidence, Ivory tells them "no ur fine idc".

Turkey Tom

On December 1, 2020, Turkey Tom uploaded a video titled "Pyrocynical's Lie: Setting The Record Straight", where he proved that Pyrocynical almost knew that Ivory Ramsus was underage. However, everyone's opinion on Pyro suddenly turned opposite, His YouTube channel then lost 90,000 subscribers. A few days later, Turkey Tom followed with an essay titled "Proving Pyrocythical's Guilt: Debunking Every Argument". This was until Niall made a response video, in which he repulsed the argument that he was a groomer and more. This has turned into a huge hate for Turkey Tom, but he managed to get away when his fanbase stop spamming random shit into his channel.


My Response

Gallery

  • Drawn by a brony, big surprise.
    Drawn by a brony, big surprise.
  • Pyro's wet dream.
    Pyro's wet dream.
  • And his second one.
    And his second one.
  • And yet another one.
    And yet another one.
  • Pyro showing his love to LTCorbis.
    Pyro showing his love to LTCorbis.
  • Not many people noticed that HAWT easter egg unitl now.
    Not many people noticed that HAWT easter egg unitl now.
  • Squizzy (Pyro's ex-girlfriend) also drawn herself fucking Pyrocynical's OC. In fact, she also has drawn NSFW of her friends besides Pyro?
    Squizzy (Pyro's ex-girlfriend) also drawn herself fucking Pyrocynical's OC. In fact, she also has drawn NSFW of her friends besides Pyro?
  • Pyros gay fatass furry sex roleplay
    Pyros gay fatass furry sex roleplay

See Also

External Links

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