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''Fail directs here. For other uses, see [[You|here]]'' | |||
[[File:Pants off.gif|thumb|A prime example of Fail]] | |||
Of all the mutilations of the English language that have surfaced on the Internet, the abuse of the word "fail" would surely count as one of the very worst. The word "fail" was originally a verb, so grammatically correct use would be "I am worried that I am going to fail the test." However, its usage has changed over the years, as internet users of various web forums began using it as a noun, referring to something as being "full of fail," as an adjective, such as saying, "This is fail," or even as a general exclamation of disgust by saying, quite simply, "FAIL." | |||
==Origin== | |||
The [[meme]] (YOU FAIL IT) [[shit nobody cares about|originates from the arcade game Blazing Star.]] Of all the game's obvious draws — among them fast-paced action, disco music, and [[anime]]-style cut scenes — its staying power comes from its [[Engrish|wonderfully terrible Japanese-to-English translations]]. If you beat a level, the screen flashes with the words: "You beat it! Your skill is great!" If you lose, you are mocked: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough! See you next time! Bye bye!" | |||
<center>'''This overused meme's origin'''</center> | |||
[[Image:Bstarfail.png|center]] | |||
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==Epic Fail== | ==Epic Fail== | ||
Any '''Epic Fail''' is a fail so incredibly bad that it paradoxically becomes a win. You cannot try to get an epic fail, because that would just be trying to attain a win. And then you would be [[trying too hard]]. It is important to distinguish between garden-variety fail and epic fail. For example: | |||
Any | |||
It is important to distinguish between garden-variety fail and epic fail. For example: | |||
Fail: Driving your car into a tree. | Fail: Driving your car into a tree. | ||
Epic | Epic Fail: Crashing the Hindenburg into the Titanic because you got distracted by a Detroit Lions game on laser-disc. | ||
==Cures of | ==Cures of Fail== | ||
At this time, there's only one known cure. | At this time, there's only one known cure, to [[win]]. The alternative treatment when the cure doesn't work is to kill yourself, preferably [[An Hero|over the most trivial things and in the most over-the-top way imaginable]]. | ||
==Using ''You fail it'' in conversation== | ==Using ''You fail it'' in conversation== | ||
*[http://archive.is/QmWLv klb's journal] | |||
*[http:// | |||
**"It's slang from slashdot, k5 and other places. Started primarily by some of the more obnoxious members of these sites. The full original form is 'YOU FAIL IT (it is ''the thing you failed'')'. It has branched out from there in a variety of forms." | **"It's slang from slashdot, k5 and other places. Started primarily by some of the more obnoxious members of these sites. The full original form is 'YOU FAIL IT (it is ''the thing you failed'')'. It has branched out from there in a variety of forms." | ||
*[http:// | *[http://archive.is/fUQBR Athletes.com Forums] | ||
**"Bulking is for professional bodybuilders. You are not aThe professional bodybuilder. Therefore, you fail it (it is not being a loser)." | **"Bulking is for professional bodybuilders. You are not aThe professional bodybuilder. Therefore, you fail it (it is not being a loser)." | ||
*[http:// | *[http://archive.is/YUwOA Want A Billion Dollars?] | ||
**"Seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web. (It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting.)" | **"Seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web. (It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting.)" | ||
*[http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/JFagiola/Habbofail.png] | *[http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c190/JFagiola/Habbofail.png] | ||
**"CYBER FAILZ. LOL" | **"CYBER FAILZ. LOL" | ||
*[ | *[https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/287906-paris-hiltons-sidekick-hacked-posted-online/ Paris Hilton's Notebook Gets Hacked] | ||
**"Goddamn it, learn to [[troll]] would you? If you going to be taken as credible, you need to at least come from a somewhat reasonable position. All you're doing is trying to defend something that is quite clearly the best thing that's happened on the [[internet]] in, I dunno, MONTHS. You fail it (it is being worthy of [[trolltalk|20721]]). Go back to your trollaxor gaysex, chutney ferret." | **"Goddamn it, learn to [[troll]] would you? If you going to be taken as credible, you need to at least come from a somewhat reasonable position. All you're doing is trying to defend something that is quite clearly the best thing that's happened on the [[internet]] in, I dunno, MONTHS. You fail it (it is being worthy of [[trolltalk|20721]]). Go back to your trollaxor gaysex, chutney ferret." | ||
*[http:// | *[http://archive.is/wVsR8 Rep. Mark Foley (R,FL) resigns after 16-year-old boy releases inappropriate e-mails and chat logs to ABC] | ||
**"LOL, did you see that congressman resigned? He totally failed it. You fail it (it is not [[baby | **"LOL, did you see that congressman resigned? He totally failed it. You fail it (it is not [[baby|raping children]]). | ||
**"If the failing of a thousand fails were to fail in the fail zone, that would be like the failing of your failure." | **"If the failing of a thousand fails were to fail in the fail zone, that would be like the failing of your failure." | ||
*"Now I become am Failzor, the failer of life." —J. Robert Oppenheimer | |||
== | ==Variations== | ||
These are some useful spellings of fail you may come across in your internet travels. Just remember that if you use any one of these, you have failed. | |||
These are some useful spellings of fail you may come across in your travels. | |||
*ƒ41Ł | *ƒ41Ł | ||
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*ph41Ł | *ph41Ł | ||
*phaiqul | *phaiqul | ||
*[[Leet|oh yeah, well...UR M07H3RRR!!!!1111 0|-| $|\|4p!!]] | *[[Leet|oh yeah, well...UR M07H3RRR!!!!1111 0|-| $|\|4p!!]] | ||
*Val | *Val | ||
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== The fail/win paradox == | == The fail/win paradox == | ||
Is a [[paradox]] created by [[hippies|deep thinkers]] constructed to create a failed [[Mindfuck]]. It simply puts a goal to "fail", and then asks if said test subject succeeded in achieving that fail. If the goal were to fail, and [[you]] failed in failing, then you achieved your goal to fail, thereby winning. If you achieved the fail you set out to achieve, that would be considered a win - the only logical outcome is to win when the goal is to fail. But even if [[you]] [[win]], you're still [[retarded]] for trying. | Is a [[paradox]] created by [[hippies|deep thinkers]] constructed to create a failed [[Mindfuck]]. It simply puts a goal to "fail", and then asks if said test subject succeeded in achieving that fail. If the goal were to fail, and [[you]] failed in failing, then you achieved your goal to fail, thereby winning. If you achieved the fail you set out to achieve, that would be considered a win - the only logical outcome is to win when the goal is to fail. But even if [[you]] [[win]], you're still [[retarded]] for trying. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg| | {{cg||failgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Credit_fail.jpg|sometimes even [[nerd|Technical experts]] make mistakes | |||
Image:babyfail.jpg|Your parents failed with you | |||
Image:Failboat1.jpg|Komm in mein boot. | Image:Failboat1.jpg|Komm in mein boot. | ||
Image:Fail_Article.jpg | Image:Fail_Article.jpg | ||
Image:FAIL-Collins.jpg|Failing Phil Collins | Image:FAIL-Collins.jpg|Failing Phil Collins | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image:Fianna FAIL.gif|Irish FAIL | Image:Fianna FAIL.gif|Irish FAIL | ||
Image:Dr-fail.jpg| | Image:Dr-fail.jpg|Dr. Phil. | ||
Image:GodKnowsYourFailure.png|You can't hide your failure from [[God|God]]. | Image:GodKnowsYourFailure.png|You can't hide your failure from [[God|God]]. | ||
Image:Tankpwned.jpg|YOU FAIL IT (it is killing dirty [[Islam|Ay-rabs]]. | Image:Tankpwned.jpg|YOU FAIL IT (it is killing dirty [[Islam|Ay-rabs]]. | ||
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Image:Epicfailslide.jpg|an example of epic fail | Image:Epicfailslide.jpg|an example of epic fail | ||
Image:Star Trek Helmet.jpg|Jew | Image:Star Trek Helmet.jpg|Jew | ||
Image:familyfail.jpg|Bummer | Image:familyfail.jpg|Bummer | ||
Image:smirk.jpg|In Soviet Russia mad men watches you! | Image:smirk.jpg|In Soviet Russia mad men watches you! | ||
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Image:Uberfail_GPU_EFG.jpg|FAILURE (edit with EFG) | Image:Uberfail_GPU_EFG.jpg|FAILURE (edit with EFG) | ||
Image:Failmeter.jpg | Image:Failmeter.jpg | ||
Image:Epic Fail.PNG | Image:Epic Fail.PNG | ||
Image:4chancookie.jpg|Bad luck meme | Image:4chancookie.jpg|Bad luck meme | ||
Image:everythingitouch.png|i r be faylin | Image:everythingitouch.png|i r be faylin | ||
Image:Epicphailsheezy.PNG|[[Sheezyart]] fagerans even know fail. | Image:Epicphailsheezy.PNG|[[Sheezyart]] fagerans even know fail. | ||
Image:IFail.jpg|The [[iPhone]] doing what it does best. | Image:IFail.jpg|The [[iPhone]] doing what it does best. | ||
Image:Failedroulette.jpg|'''FAIL''' | Image:Failedroulette.jpg|'''FAIL''' | ||
Image:Halofail.PNG | Image:Halofail.PNG | ||
Image:Multipul fail.jpg|Multiple Fail | Image:Multipul fail.jpg|Multiple Fail | ||
Image:GoldMedalFail.jpg|Fail. | Image:GoldMedalFail.jpg|Fail. | ||
Image:FAIL WTC.jpg|This is how to | Image:FAIL WTC.jpg|This is how to fail | ||
Image:baseball_fail.jpg|He must have forgot his [[steroids]] | Image:baseball_fail.jpg|He must have forgot his [[steroids]] | ||
Image:Teh_Fail.jpg | Image:Teh_Fail.jpg | ||
Image:Allaboardthefailtrain.jpg | Image:Allaboardthefailtrain.jpg | ||
Image:Ronpaul.jpg|The Fail 2008 Presidential Erection | Image:Ronpaul.jpg|The Fail 2008 Presidential Erection | ||
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Image:Asdfsadfasdfasdfdl8.jpg|Some [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] [[User:Lamont_Cranston|editors]] fail too. | Image:Asdfsadfasdfasdfdl8.jpg|Some [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] [[User:Lamont_Cranston|editors]] fail too. | ||
Image:BobDylanFail.jpg|Bob Dylan says you fail. | Image:BobDylanFail.jpg|Bob Dylan says you fail. | ||
Image:fail_party.jpg|He looks like he has fail up his pooper! | Image:fail_party.jpg|He looks like he has fail up his pooper! | ||
Image:Hamsterfail.PNG | Image:Hamsterfail.PNG | ||
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Image:FAIL.jpg|The biggest, and most repeated commercial fail in history | Image:FAIL.jpg|The biggest, and most repeated commercial fail in history | ||
Image:Failboard.jpg|[[abortion|Pro-Lifers]] fail bad at advertising. | Image:Failboard.jpg|[[abortion|Pro-Lifers]] fail bad at advertising. | ||
Image:Fail-1.jpg | |||
Image:MissionFailed.jpg|Mission failed. | Image:MissionFailed.jpg|Mission failed. | ||
Image:Check mate.jpg4615 5937.jpg|ASTROOMICAL FAILURE!!! | Image:Check mate.jpg4615 5937.jpg|ASTROOMICAL FAILURE!!! | ||
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Image:Failfailfailfail2.PNG| Comment fail. | Image:Failfailfailfail2.PNG| Comment fail. | ||
Image:Sonicfags.jpg|Sonic fags are the biggest failures at life to ever exist on earth. | Image:Sonicfags.jpg|Sonic fags are the biggest failures at life to ever exist on earth. | ||
Image:flail.jpg|You [[doing it wrong|flail ]]it. | Image:flail.jpg|You [[doing it wrong|flail ]]it. | ||
File:Twats brewery 1-26-2014.jpg | |||
Image:Failamongstus.PNG | Image:Failamongstus.PNG | ||
Image:Brian_fail.png | Image:Brian_fail.png | ||
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Image:SUV20fail.jpg|Smaller is better sometimes | Image:SUV20fail.jpg|Smaller is better sometimes | ||
Image:Myspace forum fail.gif|forum fail | Image:Myspace forum fail.gif|forum fail | ||
Image: | Image:BestCaptainsEvar.jpg|[[British]] FAIL, and [[a challenger appears|a challenger]] from [[Italy]] | ||
Image:Thoufailethit.jpg|''Thy skill lacketh.'' | |||
Image:fail_and_you_revised_again.jpg|[[1337|U ƒ41Ł]] | |||
Image:Epicfail.jpg|Read this [[Omegle]] conversation for an example of an epic fail at trolling. | |||
Image:You-Fail.jpg|Conversation: YOU FAIL! (IT). | |||
Image:Oldchickfail.jpg | |||
Image:I_detect_fail.jpg | |||
Image:Fail Logo.png|[[Failcyclopedia|The encyclopedia of fail]] | |||
Image:Faillol.jpg|The master of FAIL | |||
Image:FAIL FILE.jpg | |||
Image:Shopping_Carts.jpg | |||
Image:Shipwreck_Cunard.jpg | |||
Image:Mustard_Man.jpg | |||
Image: 2014-12-04 05.16.13.png| Juggalo trolling fail. | |||
File File his | |||
File:TotalFuckingDisaster!.jpg|Congratulations! You have made it to the bottom of this Gallery, have a pair of cartoons from the Modern Toss comic! | |||
File:TotalFuckingDisaster2.jpg|As promised previously, a second cartoon from the Modern Toss comic, as reward for your reaching the bottom of this gallery. Many happy returns! | |||
File:Zawl insults Elcobbola as a cunt on the 13th of Cuntober, 2016.png|Zawl foolishly thought he could get away with insulting [[Wikimedia Cunts]] administrator Elcobbola as a cunt. Needless to say, it did not go well. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
<br> | |||
==Animated Fails== | |||
{{cg||amnimated|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Backflip fail.gif | |||
Image:Failidiot.gif | |||
Image:Firefail.gif | |||
File:Wheelbarrow.gif | |||
Image:GunControl0504.gif | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:How not to bounce on a ball.gif | |||
Image:Basketball fail.gif | |||
Image:Fishing.gif | |||
Image:Gun fail.gif | |||
Image:Juggling bowling balls.gif | |||
Image:Punching an inflatable.gif | |||
Image:Wallflip.gif | |||
Image:Indoor ramp.gif | |||
Image:Tablecloth pull.gif | |||
Image:Bike ramp.gif | |||
Image:Horse jump.gif | |||
Image:Windmill.gif|A good day, to die hard! | |||
Image:Skateboards.gif | |||
Image:Pool jump.gif | |||
Image:Glass door.gif|Pull | |||
Image:Asian punching bag.gif | |||
Image:Tripping into a glass table.gif | |||
Image:Sliding 3.gif | |||
Image:Log jump.gif | |||
Image:Fall catch.gif | |||
Image:Chain jump.gif | |||
Image:Roof surf.gif | |||
Image:Failed store robbery.gif | |||
File:Convenience Store Grating Fail.gif | |||
Image:Playground Backflip.gif | |||
Image:Pogo stick backflip.gif | |||
Image:Swordvsgun.gif|bringing a sword to a gun fight = fail | |||
File:Treadmill.gif | |||
File:Cart jump.gif | |||
File:Box cart.gif | |||
File:Yo-yo.gif | |||
File:Trampoline fatty.gif | |||
File:Trampoline slide.gif | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
==Animal Kingdom Fails== | |||
{{cg||amnimals|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:FailBall.jpg | |||
Image:Failed-lol.jpg | |||
Image:Camoflagefail.jpg | |||
Image:Hideandseekcatfail.jpg | |||
Image:FAILtoilet.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Cat-DrivingtodrinkFAIL.jpg | |||
Image:Newyearzresulushinsfail.jpg | |||
Image:Dog catch Fail.jpg | |||
Image:epicwail.jpg|Animal fail | |||
Image:Failbull.jpg|FAIL | |||
Image:Failcat.jpg|Failcat doing what he does best. | |||
Image:DogFAIL.jpg | |||
Image:FailMouse.jpg | |||
Image:Funny-pictures-bird-cat-cage.jpg | |||
Image:ABOUTTOFAIL.jpg | |||
Image:FoxFail.jpg|When [[furry|furries]] fail | |||
Image:FailTurtle.jpg | |||
Image:Epic Quail.jpg|Your fail does not amuse... | |||
Image:bird_fail.jpg | |||
File:Social experiment seal.png | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
<br> | |||
== | ==Videos== | ||
[[ | <center>{{Frame|{{fv|failzvids|background-color: #CCCCCC;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>wr7If2uGjMY</youtube><center>'''[[Chuck Norris]] Cosplay Fail'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>dTpQUvlK-kY</youtube><center>'''Survivalist Fail'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>-OaqAPP7iVg</youtube><center>'''White Trash Rapper Fail'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>8f_AvXNmmos</youtube><center>'''Motorcycle loading fail'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>Q6dsgeqilqs</youtube><center>'''Redneck Rap fail.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>uS1iOTv90sA</youtube><center>'''Windshield Wiper fail.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>NWbZANBE0go</youtube><center>'''Parkour attempt fail.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>Ml_6d_kElcM</youtube><center>'''Worst guitar solo ever!'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>GmXwSJlpVwc</youtube><center>'''RE: Troll Fail.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>HPPj6viIBmU</youtube><center>'''Star Wars Nerd. Vocabulary fail.'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>cAtD69LRDjo</youtube><center>'''Conflict Amphibians REVIEW fail.'''</center> | |||
|}}|border=#000000|background=#CCCCCC}}</center> | |||
*[[ | ==See also== | ||
*[[ | *[[Chi-Chan24]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Doopie Doodles]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Doopie DoOver]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Doopie DoOver/Drugs]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Epic Fail Guy]] | ||
*[[Facepalm]]: The regular response to fail | |||
*[[Fail Blog]] | *[[Fail Blog]] | ||
*[[Failcyclopedia]] | *[[Failcyclopedia]] | ||
*[[Failfags]] | *[[Failfags]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Fail to Win]] | ||
*[[New Zealand Fail Guy]] | *[[New Zealand Fail Guy]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Gerald Ford|Gerald Fail]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Roseanne Barr]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Trying too hard]] | ||
*[[ | *[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* | *[http://www.slate.com/id/2202262/ Why is everyone saying fail all of a sudden?] | ||
*[http://failblog.org Image blog of user-submitted fail pictures] | |||
*[http://failblog.org Image | |||
{{Lern}} | {{Lern}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article March 19, [[2007]]|[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[DNS Comic]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article March 19, [[2007]]|[[Chevy the Therapy Dog]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[DNS Comic]]}} | ||
Latest revision as of 14:39, 15 February 2024
Fail directs here. For other uses, see here
Of all the mutilations of the English language that have surfaced on the Internet, the abuse of the word "fail" would surely count as one of the very worst. The word "fail" was originally a verb, so grammatically correct use would be "I am worried that I am going to fail the test." However, its usage has changed over the years, as internet users of various web forums began using it as a noun, referring to something as being "full of fail," as an adjective, such as saying, "This is fail," or even as a general exclamation of disgust by saying, quite simply, "FAIL."
Origin
The meme (YOU FAIL IT) originates from the arcade game Blazing Star. Of all the game's obvious draws — among them fast-paced action, disco music, and anime-style cut scenes — its staying power comes from its wonderfully terrible Japanese-to-English translations. If you beat a level, the screen flashes with the words: "You beat it! Your skill is great!" If you lose, you are mocked: "You fail it! Your skill is not enough! See you next time! Bye bye!"
Epic Fail
Any Epic Fail is a fail so incredibly bad that it paradoxically becomes a win. You cannot try to get an epic fail, because that would just be trying to attain a win. And then you would be trying too hard. It is important to distinguish between garden-variety fail and epic fail. For example:
Fail: Driving your car into a tree.
Epic Fail: Crashing the Hindenburg into the Titanic because you got distracted by a Detroit Lions game on laser-disc.
Cures of Fail
At this time, there's only one known cure, to win. The alternative treatment when the cure doesn't work is to kill yourself, preferably over the most trivial things and in the most over-the-top way imaginable.
Using You fail it in conversation
- klb's journal
- "It's slang from slashdot, k5 and other places. Started primarily by some of the more obnoxious members of these sites. The full original form is 'YOU FAIL IT (it is the thing you failed)'. It has branched out from there in a variety of forms."
- Athletes.com Forums
- "Bulking is for professional bodybuilders. You are not aThe professional bodybuilder. Therefore, you fail it (it is not being a loser)."
- Want A Billion Dollars?
- "Seeing as you can't even stabilize a URL. You Fail It. It is using the World Wide Web. (It's not much fun at the top. I envy the common people, their hearty meals and Bruce Springsteen and voting.)"
- [1]
- "CYBER FAILZ. LOL"
- Paris Hilton's Notebook Gets Hacked
- "Goddamn it, learn to troll would you? If you going to be taken as credible, you need to at least come from a somewhat reasonable position. All you're doing is trying to defend something that is quite clearly the best thing that's happened on the internet in, I dunno, MONTHS. You fail it (it is being worthy of 20721). Go back to your trollaxor gaysex, chutney ferret."
- Rep. Mark Foley (R,FL) resigns after 16-year-old boy releases inappropriate e-mails and chat logs to ABC
- "LOL, did you see that congressman resigned? He totally failed it. You fail it (it is not raping children).
- "If the failing of a thousand fails were to fail in the fail zone, that would be like the failing of your failure."
- "Now I become am Failzor, the failer of life." —J. Robert Oppenheimer
Variations
These are some useful spellings of fail you may come across in your internet travels. Just remember that if you use any one of these, you have failed.
- ƒ41Ł
- fayel
- fhail
- fhayle
- Fayhill
- fhaile
- fhaiyle
- fahyll
- failz
- failzorz
- fhailskies
- fhaylezorz
- phail
- phail with a PhD
- phayel
- ph4y3l
- ph4il
- ph41l
- ph4il3
- phailzorz
- fhphaiiylle
- PH4=ACIDIC FAIL
- Epin
- ph41Ł
- phaiqul
- oh yeah, well...UR M07H3RRR!!!!1111 0|-| $|\|4p!!
- Val
- 831NG 1337 H4X0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!11!!!11!1
FFFF AAAA III L F A A I L FFFF AAAA I L F A A I L F A A III LLLL
The fail/win paradox
Is a paradox created by deep thinkers constructed to create a failed Mindfuck. It simply puts a goal to "fail", and then asks if said test subject succeeded in achieving that fail. If the goal were to fail, and you failed in failing, then you achieved your goal to fail, thereby winning. If you achieved the fail you set out to achieve, that would be considered a win - the only logical outcome is to win when the goal is to fail. But even if you win, you're still retarded for trying.
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Komm in mein boot. -
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Failing Phil Collins
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You can't hide your failure from God. -
YOU FAIL IT (it is killing dirty Ay-rabs. -
Patriotic fail. -
You're OUT OF ORDER and you FAIL! -
FAILBOAT! -
Transcends the pathetic to become just plain awesome. -
Fail as a 3D mathematical model -
an example of epic fail -
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In Soviet Russia mad men watches you! -
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Trifag can't newforce. -
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Sheezyart fagerans even know fail. -
The iPhone doing what it does best. -
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He must have forgot his steroids -
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The Fail 2008 Presidential Erection -
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Bob Dylan says you fail. -
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"Conduct is Excellent, Effort is poor." -
The biggest, and most repeated commercial fail in history -
Pro-Lifers fail bad at advertising. -
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Mission failed. -
ASTROOMICAL FAILURE!!! -
I'll just leave this here. -
Fail. enough said. -
Taking failure to the extreme. -
Seriously, how can you do that? -
Stupidity often leads to failure -
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Comment fail. -
Sonic fags are the biggest failures at life to ever exist on earth. -
You flail it. -
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Life has dealt you shit. -
Google Fail -
Fail in Soviet Poland -
Tv caption fail. -
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Even the mighty MacOS X can fail. -
This teacher thinks 1 mile is less than 1 km. -
Not even Cloud is safe. -
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Congratulations! You have made it to the bottom of this Gallery, have a pair of cartoons from the Modern Toss comic! -
As promised previously, a second cartoon from the Modern Toss comic, as reward for your reaching the bottom of this gallery. Many happy returns! -
Zawl foolishly thought he could get away with insulting Wikimedia Cunts administrator Elcobbola as a cunt. Needless to say, it did not go well.
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See also
- Chi-Chan24
- Doopie Doodles
- Doopie DoOver
- Doopie DoOver/Drugs
- Epic Fail Guy
- Facepalm: The regular response to fail
- Fail Blog
- Failcyclopedia
- Failfags
- Fail to Win
- New Zealand Fail Guy
- Gerald Fail
- Roseanne Barr
- Trying too hard
- YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
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