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So it's the late [[90s]] - early [[2000s]] and you're fresh out of [[New York|NYU School of Professional Studies]] with certificates in Marketing, Finance and [[Money|Accounting]] and you haven't heard of [[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein Island]] and if you have, you don't even have the kind of [[Money]] needed to be even allowed to stand on the [[One Man One Plane|Tarmac]] to wave Bye-Bye to the plane as it leaves to that land of dreams that'll give you a [[Erection|Stiffie]] just thinking about all those pretty, [[Puberty|pubeless]] midgets that [[Mexico|Mexicans]] steal away, with assistance from the heads of security from stores like [[Wal-Mart]] during their rush hours. '''''What do you do hotshot?'''''
So it's the late '[[90s]] - early [[2000s]] and you're fresh out of [[New York|NYU School of Professional Studies]] with certificates in Marketing, Finance and [[Money|Accounting]] and you haven't heard of [[Jeffrey Epstein|Epstein Island]] yet. Though, if you had, you don't even have the kind of [[money]] needed to visit; Let alone pay to stand on the [[One Man One Plane|tarmac]] and wave Bye-Bye to the plane as it leaves to that island of nightmares.


You do the next best thing. You aim your sights on a career in the [[Family|Family Entertainment Industries]].
Pop quiz, hotshot: You have [[sick fucks|the itch for a kid]], but you don't have the charisma needed to lure thrm into your car with the promise of [[Pokémon]] cards.  '''''What do you do hotshot?''''' ... '''''WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO!?!'''''


Known as a [[Badass|Mover and Shaker]] in the field of the family entertainment industry, he is best known as the [[President]] and CEO, Chief Executive Officer for you dumbasses, for CEC Entertainment or the [[Parent]] company for Chuck E. Cheese or what us sane kids that had normal parents didn't like to throw money away. Chuck E. Cheese is that piss smelling restaurant named after a [[Rat]] where the ball pit will infect your kid, like you'll can ever be able to convince some [[16-year-old girl|Gitl]] to drop her [[Panties|drawers]] for you, with such fun time bacterial infections like E. Coli because there are two [[Infantilism|Dirty ass diapers]] per square foot. If it was a really fun day, you can look forward to viruses like Hepatitus A or intestional parasites from those [[No Human Being is Illegal|Illegal Bastards]] that [[You]] choose to throw bricks at [[ICE]] over because [[Your Mom]] pays your bills and the rent in her basement is free.
Well, you do the next best thing. You set your sights on a career at [[Family|Family Entertainment Industries]].


In case you might need better memory cues from your [[CHILDHOOD RUINED|horrible childhood]], it is famously known across the [[Earth|World]] as "THAT" place that serves a [[Money|$45]] plain pizza that tastes like [[America|Ketchup]] on Hardtack with a sprinkle of overly processed cheese and where the video games cost [[Dollar|two dollars]] a game and are modded to run so fast you die every 45 seconds or where the pinball machines are set at a 65 degree angle and the flippers are weakened so much you don't even have a chance of hitting the ball to the middle of the board.
Known as a [[Badass|Mover and Shaker]] in the field of the family entertainment industry, David McKillips is best known as the [[President]] and Chief Executive Officer of CEC Entertainment, the [[parent]] company for Chuck E. Cheese - that [[Black Hole|shit hole]] of over-priced pizza and over-priced arcade games.  


[[Btw]], all of the above were Sir David McKillips' money making ideas so if you want to make it in [[Business]] remember this one, all important [[Cheat|Machiavellian]] truth. Find a way to fuck the custumer over and have them thank you at the rnd of the day for providing them a great time.
Chuck E. Cheese is the [[some argue|piss-smelling]] USA restaurant chain named after a [[rat]], where the ball pit will likely infect your kids with such fun-time bacterial infections as E-Coli because there are two [[Infantilism|dirty-ass diapers]] per square foot.
If it was a really fun day, you could even look forward to viruses like Hepatitis-A or intestinal parasites from those [[No Human Being is Illegal|illegal bastards]] that [[you]] choose to throw bricks at [[ICE]] over, while [[your mom]] pays all your bills, but the rent in her basement is free.
 
In case you might need better memory cues from your [[CHILDHOOD RUINED|horrible childhood]], Chuck E. Cheese's is famously known across the [[Earth|world]] as "THAT" place that serves a [[Money|$45]] plain pizza that tastes like [[America|ketchup]] on Hardtack with a sprinkle of overly-processed cheese - where the video games cost [[Dollar|two dollars]] a game and are modded to run so fast you die every 45 seconds - or where the pinball machines are set at a 65 degree angle and the flippers are weakened so much you don't even have a chance of hitting the ball to the middle of the board.
 
[[Btw]], all of the above were Sir David McKillips' money-making ideas so if you want to make it in [[business]] remember this one, all-important [[Cheat|Machiavellian]] truth: Find a way to fuck the customer over and have them thank you at the end of the day for providing them a great time.
 
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== David McKillips' Resignation Letter ==
 
[[File:David McKillips Resignation Letter.jpg|right|300px]]
 
 
[[File:David McKillips and little girls.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|<center>You can literally hear the clock counting down to when those girls will be taken to the back room<center>]]
 
''After six amazing years, I am stepping down as President and CEO of the most spectacular family entertainment and restaurant company, CEC Entertainment. I have enjoyed every day of my tenure here and feel that it is a great time for a transition, with a fantastic leadership team in place, strong momentum in the business, a solid strategy for 2026 and long-term plan in place. Our CFO Scott Drake has been named as our new President and CEO and he’ll do a fantastic job leading the next chapter of Chuck E. Cheese and Peter Piper Pizza!''
''We accomplished a lot together—overcoming Covid-19, a bankruptcy and debt restructuring, a complete brand transformation, remodeling nearly 500 Fun Centers, launching new brand extensions and LTO's at Peter Piper Pizza, opening locations in new countries globally and solidifying Chuck E. Cheese as one of the next major entertainment IPs with our recent animated special. ''
''What I’m most proud of is the commitment we made to our people, being named in U.S. News & World Report Best Companies to Work For, our Glassdoor ratings leading the FEC category, along with the lowest turnover in a decade. We prioritized our people who put our guests first—a perfect combination, and I know the best is still to come!''
''I’m not yet ready to share my next step, but I'm prepared to get comfortable with the uncomfortable again with an all-new global challenge. ''
 
''To my family and all the partners, friends, Cast & Team-members I’ve worked alongside with, especially this incredible Leadership Team Scott Drake Randy Forsythe Jay Spears Melissa McLeanas David (Aaron) Deck Tony Howard Blake Huggins Mark Kupferman Nathan Hunstable Mario Centola Jim Brawley Genaro Perez Diaz Christopher Kelly William Eich Tim Kerum Antonio Barron, MBA Justin Lee Colton Pearson, MBA and Deb Hallmark Debra Henry DeAndrea Bean, PMP and Tiffani C.! ''
 
''I sincerely thank you for making this purpose-led company the most amazing experience ever! 🐭🍕❤️''
 
<center>David McKillips February 2026</center>
 
== So Why Did He Resign? ==
 
[[File:Mckillis and a rat son.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>That there rat 'bout to get raped son</center>]]
 
[[File:A rat and some kids.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>A rat and some kids or Friday night with Dave</center>]]
 
[[File:They call him Mr. Tinkertrain.jpg|right|250px]]
 
[[Fuck]] if we knows.  Fuck if anyone knows but it might become known a year or two later when everybody doesn't care about the [[Epstein]] list but, be prepared. Like an Army Veteran rummy on a street corner preaching about [[Jesus]] and how the Devil invaded the [[Illuminati]] and keeps [[Israel]] afloat to start [[World War III]], be prepared to get backed into a corner and forced to hear what they have to say because the under 75 IQ [[Conspiracy Theory|conspiracy theoroists]] now have keyboards, like minded [[Idiot|idiots]] and the Chuck E. Cheese chatboard to [[Troll]].
 
{{Quote|<center>Because he has a sense of SHAME and knows how to read a room apparently. Even if there are no YET any allegations, guilt by association with that company in particular could crash the whole company. He’s a liability for their future</center>|spqr2spare}}
 
{{Quote|<center>His job choices makes him look like a hard core pedophile</center>|Marysassin}}
 
{{Quote|<center>Another disgusting 🤮 vile pedo bites the dust!</center>|cathwit}}
 
{{Quote|<center>If a venue draws in children or claims to “protect” children, expect these creeps to be lingering in the shadows.</center>|{{Twitter|Bobofanbase|Square Peg}}|[http://archive.is/InJhZ archive]}}
 
{{Quote|<center>All of these so called "resignations" mean one thing...they did not resign, they were forced out due to criminal/nefarious activities.</center>|{{Twitter|CDutcher1|Ave Maria}}|[http://archive.is/cjVbl archive]}}
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Cheese pizza]]
 
* [[Jeffrey Epstein]]
 
* [[Money]]
 
* [[Pizza]]
 
* [[Rats]]
 
{{Truth}}
 
{{money}}
 
{{Pedoseries}}
 
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Latest revision as of 04:28, 14 February 2026


Looks trustworthy enough
David McKillips
Born December 9, 1971 (54 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Alma Mater University of Georgia
Claim to Fame Possible pedo, showed up on the Epstein list
Charged? No
An Hero? It's probably gonna happen. Just give it some time.


So it's the late '90s - early 2000s and you're fresh out of NYU School of Professional Studies with certificates in Marketing, Finance and Accounting and you haven't heard of Epstein Island yet. Though, if you had, you don't even have the kind of money needed to visit; Let alone pay to stand on the tarmac and wave Bye-Bye to the plane as it leaves to that island of nightmares.

Pop quiz, hotshot: You have the itch for a kid, but you don't have the charisma needed to lure thrm into your car with the promise of Pokémon cards. What do you do hotshot? ... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO!?!

Well, you do the next best thing. You set your sights on a career at Family Entertainment Industries.

Known as a Mover and Shaker in the field of the family entertainment industry, David McKillips is best known as the President and Chief Executive Officer of CEC Entertainment, the parent company for Chuck E. Cheese - that shit hole of over-priced pizza and over-priced arcade games.

Chuck E. Cheese is the piss-smelling USA restaurant chain named after a rat, where the ball pit will likely infect your kids with such fun-time bacterial infections as E-Coli because there are two dirty-ass diapers per square foot. If it was a really fun day, you could even look forward to viruses like Hepatitis-A or intestinal parasites from those illegal bastards that you choose to throw bricks at ICE over, while your mom pays all your bills, but the rent in her basement is free.

In case you might need better memory cues from your horrible childhood, Chuck E. Cheese's is famously known across the world as "THAT" place that serves a $45 plain pizza that tastes like ketchup on Hardtack with a sprinkle of overly-processed cheese - where the video games cost two dollars a game and are modded to run so fast you die every 45 seconds - or where the pinball machines are set at a 65 degree angle and the flippers are weakened so much you don't even have a chance of hitting the ball to the middle of the board.

Btw, all of the above were Sir David McKillips' money-making ideas so if you want to make it in business remember this one, all-important Machiavellian truth: Find a way to fuck the customer over and have them thank you at the end of the day for providing them a great time.

David McKillips' Resignation Letter


You can literally hear the clock counting down to when those girls will be taken to the back room

After six amazing years, I am stepping down as President and CEO of the most spectacular family entertainment and restaurant company, CEC Entertainment. I have enjoyed every day of my tenure here and feel that it is a great time for a transition, with a fantastic leadership team in place, strong momentum in the business, a solid strategy for 2026 and long-term plan in place. Our CFO Scott Drake has been named as our new President and CEO and he’ll do a fantastic job leading the next chapter of Chuck E. Cheese and Peter Piper Pizza!

We accomplished a lot together—overcoming Covid-19, a bankruptcy and debt restructuring, a complete brand transformation, remodeling nearly 500 Fun Centers, launching new brand extensions and LTO's at Peter Piper Pizza, opening locations in new countries globally and solidifying Chuck E. Cheese as one of the next major entertainment IPs with our recent animated special.

What I’m most proud of is the commitment we made to our people, being named in U.S. News & World Report Best Companies to Work For, our Glassdoor ratings leading the FEC category, along with the lowest turnover in a decade. We prioritized our people who put our guests first—a perfect combination, and I know the best is still to come!

I’m not yet ready to share my next step, but I'm prepared to get comfortable with the uncomfortable again with an all-new global challenge.

To my family and all the partners, friends, Cast & Team-members I’ve worked alongside with, especially this incredible Leadership Team Scott Drake Randy Forsythe Jay Spears Melissa McLeanas David (Aaron) Deck Tony Howard Blake Huggins Mark Kupferman Nathan Hunstable Mario Centola Jim Brawley Genaro Perez Diaz Christopher Kelly William Eich Tim Kerum Antonio Barron, MBA Justin Lee Colton Pearson, MBA and Deb Hallmark Debra Henry DeAndrea Bean, PMP and Tiffani C.!

I sincerely thank you for making this purpose-led company the most amazing experience ever! 🐭🍕❤️

David McKillips February 2026

So Why Did He Resign?

That there rat 'bout to get raped son
A rat and some kids or Friday night with Dave

Fuck if we knows. Fuck if anyone knows but it might become known a year or two later when everybody doesn't care about the Epstein list but, be prepared. Like an Army Veteran rummy on a street corner preaching about Jesus and how the Devil invaded the Illuminati and keeps Israel afloat to start World War III, be prepared to get backed into a corner and forced to hear what they have to say because the under 75 IQ conspiracy theoroists now have keyboards, like minded idiots and the Chuck E. Cheese chatboard to Troll.

   
“ 		 
Because he has a sense of SHAME and knows how to read a room apparently. Even if there are no YET any allegations, guilt by association with that company in particular could crash the whole company. He’s a liability for their future

  		„
  		 

—spqr2spare

   
“ 		 
His job choices makes him look like a hard core pedophile

  		„
  		 

—Marysassin

   
“ 		 
Another disgusting 🤮 vile pedo bites the dust!

  		„
  		 

—cathwit

   
“ 		 
If a venue draws in children or claims to “protect” children, expect these creeps to be lingering in the shadows.

  		„
  		 

— Square Peg, archive

   
“ 		 
All of these so called "resignations" mean one thing...they did not resign, they were forced out due to criminal/nefarious activities.

  		„
  		 

— Ave Maria, archive

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