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== How To Troll Bluesky Users ==
== How To Troll Bluesky Users ==
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* Simply say "[[Your body, my choice.]]" and watch them chimp out.
* Simply say "[[Your body, my choice.]]" and watch them chimp out.
* Link them this article.{{cn}}
* Link them this article.{{cn}}
* Tell them that there are [[fact|only two genders]]
* Tell them RMTransit is better than [[NotJustBikes]]


== Retardation Gallery ==
== Retardation Gallery ==
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* [[Twitter]]  
* [[Twitter]]  
* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything.
* [[Mastodon]] - Another Twitter knock-off for literally anything.
* [[NotJustBikes]] - typical BS user with severe anger issues.


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
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Latest revision as of 02:26, 25 December 2024

the logo is shite, as expected.

Bluesky Social (a.k.a. Bsky, Bluecry, Shitter, Retarded Butterfly App and Mentally Retarded Liberal Faggot Twitter) is a liberal internet hugbox and child pornography distribution platform that was launched in 2023 by former Twitter CEO and professional Grigori Rasputin cosplayer Jack Dorsey because he was severely butthurt over Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter in late 2022.

Bluesky is a 1:1 clone of Twitter in terms of features and design but, much like pre-2022 Twitter, is moderated entirely by morbidly obese blue-haired trannies and balding male feminist hipsters. In November, 2024, Bluesky saw an influx of angry Hollywood pedophile celebrities and BAWWWING liberal retards who were fleeing Twitter en masse following Donald Trump's epic win in the 2024 United States Presidential Election. As one would probably expect, this led to Bluesky being flooded with hardcore child porn and crashed their servers.

Skeeting

Bluesky users have developed their own term for posting: skeeting. It’s a portmanteau of "sky" and "tweet". Any knowledgeable person knows that since the dawn of time "skeeting" has always been slang referring to the act of ejaculation, but that hasn’t stopped Bluesky users from using the term or the higher-ups from officially endorsing it. Users likely do a lot of real skeeting while they’re at it too.

Bluesky MAPs

How To Troll Bluesky Users

Warning!
Doing any of this will result in instant suspension.

Retardation Gallery

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