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[[File:Alisonprime Steven Polk.jpg|center|700px]]<br />
AlisonPrime is the female avatar of '''Steven Polk''' or maybe '''Joseph William Beatty Jr.''', who much like [[Jonathan McIntosh]] uses Anita as a puppet to gain money, so does Steven.
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[[File:AlisonPrime.jpg|thumb|What [[Retards|people]] actually believed AlisonPrime looked like.]]
'''AlisonPrime''', [[Powerword]]: '''Steven Polk''' (also known as '''Alison Veronica Polk''', '''Mahoroandou2005''' and '''XenogearsGirl''') was a "female" member of the [[GamerGate]] movement who spent "her" time doing nothing but talking about "her" over-sized [[tits]] and how "she" survived childhood [[Period|uterine cancer]] that stole "her" ability to bear [[Loli|children]]. This all came to a close on November 3rd, 2015, when "her" house "[[Exploding Van|blew up]]" and "she" was left homeless – The only problem being that "she" was actually a [[Paedophile|31-year-old man]] and '''his''' lies were now completely exposed for the world to see – Thus proving that being a [[liar]] and an [[attention whore]] is not something that is reserved exclusively for anti-GamerGaters such as [[Anita Sarkeesian]] and [[Zoe Quinn]].
==History==
It all started way back in 2010, when Steven realized he was shit at life and video games, so he had to create a girl in order to cope with the fact that he was fat and unloved. And like all fat nerds he played World of Warcraft and because he did not have any real life friends to play with, he applied to join a guild called ROKK. Utilizing his Google Images Search knowledge and use images of dumb sluts from around the globe, as well as the name Alison, he was accepted. But the WoWtards could actually sense that Alison was like them, a fat unkempt loser guy virgin, so he got kicked out of the guild. Skip to the next release, WoW release that is as Steven only has released himself, and he thought that he would reapply to the same guild only this time coming clean about being guy.
{{quote|I lost both my jobs, I recently lost my father, I had to move back home, so I created my "Alison" persona as a complete 100% escape from reality, and the lie kinda spiraled out of control. After I swapped servers I decided to start being myself, and Im apping as myself now.|Steven||color=silver|size=360%|textColor=red|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}
{{quote|To summarize my opinions, go fuck yourself you minger fuck. I'd rather raid with 20 people than carry you through another expansion.|Gold3n to Steven||color=silver|size=360%|textColor=blue|textSize=200%|sourceColor=green|sourceSize=100%}}
After crying about this, Steven decided to take his creation to MMO-Champion and bitch about everything.
Then one day while browsing for lonely WoWtards to e-sex, he saw an article on [[GamerGate]] and decided to chime in, as he saw the money potential. And the rest is history.
==GamerGate and NotYourShield==
==GamerGate and NotYourShield==
[[File:Alison Prime Busted.jpg|thumb|Totally legits, guis]]
[[File:Alison Prime Busted.jpg|thumb|Totally legits, guis]]
Early on, Prime got involved with autism awareness movements GamerGate and NotYourShield, where he pretended to be a gril, by finding pics of tits on DeviantArt, cropping them in Photoshop and them sharing them so that the lonely virgins that has never seen a real pair of tits would fap over them, and in exchange give him money and attention.
Early on, Prime got involved with autism awareness movements [[GamerGate]] and NotYourShield, where he pretended to be a girl by finding pics of tits on DeviantArt, cropping them in Photoshop and then sharing them so that the lonely virgins who have never seen a real pair of tits would fap over them, and in exchange give him money and attention.
Of course the SJW lite abstract of GamerGate known as mods at KotakuInAction is still white knighting this guy, probably as they are too fucking stupid to find cleavage on their own, or their mom won't let them.
In the end all Steven proved by his stunt is what we all knew all along, that there is no women in GamerGate or NotYourShield.


==Burning down the house==
==Burning down the house==
Much like [[Chris-Chan]], Prime also experienced the loss of all his earthly possession when the house was set ablaze, but instead of collecting Sonic, Prime collected Sonic and pics of cleavage.  
Much like [[Chris-Chan]], Prime also experienced the loss of all his earthly possession when [http://www.nwherald.com/2015/11/03/crystal-lake-family-of-9-displaced-after-explosion-fire-destroy-home/aktsv55/ the house was set ablaze], but instead of collecting Sonic, Prime collected Sonic and pics of cleavage.  


===The fund===
===The fund===
Hearing the Polk house was set ablaze, Joseph William Beatty Jr. was quick to make a {{archive|dmu4V|fundraising site}}, in order to take the money for himself. Joseph has no relation to the family, and of course he has a habit of creating {{archive|73TCa|fundraisers}}.
Hearing the Polk house was set ablaze, Joseph William Beatty Jr. was quick to make a {{archive|dmu4V|fundraising site}}, in order to take the money for himself. Joseph has no relation to the family, and of course he has a habit of creating {{archive|73TCa|fundraisers}}.


==The lie==
== Steven's Catfished Boyfriend ==
 
[[File:AlisonsCuck.jpg|thumb|Steven Polk's E-boyfriend.]]
 
'''Bram Frijns''' (also known as '''YamatoNMX''' and '''AmplifiedYT''') is a [[YouTube]]r who, at some point, became AlisonPrime's E-boyfriend – a fact that he began to regret as soon as he learned that Alison ''was actually a 31-year-old male paedophile'' and not a big-titted [[slut]] as he had been led to believe.
 
As is the [[typical]] response in these kind of situations, Bram immediately joined [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] upon his discovery of this article and [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|attempted to remove]] a single link to his [[Facebook]] page – Little did he know that [[Your resistance only makes my penis harder|his resistance would only make ED's penis harder]] and result in a single link to his Facebook page being turned into an entire section about him.
 
By the way, we did remove the link to your Facebook page – You're welcome!
 
{{clear}}
 
== History of Violence ==
 
According to McHenry County (Same county where the Polk family resides) [https://www.co.mchenry.il.us/services/online-services court records], Steve Polk was arrested in 2005 for "Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon." This new revelation raises the possibility that Steve killed his own dad lol and setting his house ablaze in order to get some attention.
<center>
[[File:AlisonPrime Steve Assault.png|600px]]
</center>
 
== GamerGate Backlash ==
 
 
After having been exposed for the fraud that he is, Steve decided it would be a great idea to "come clean" on Ralph Retort's YouTube stream and endure verbal rape for three-and-a-half hours. Steve sheds many crocodile tears during this encounter and when confronted with some harsh questions by the panel, he diverts attention by telling long-winded stories about [[World of Warcraft]] cosplay. [[TheRalphRetort|Ralph]] plays the part of the "neutral moderator" and allows Steve plenty of time to explain himself, yet he continues to double down on his lies with even more lies. He was pushed to tears by each person on the Skype call at several different times. Three fucking hours and several Dr. Phil-eque lectures later, it's concluded that none of Steve's ill-gotten gains will be refunded, he's carried on a suspicious relationship with a [[Sarah_Butts|known pedophile]], and the closest thing to rectifying the situation would be for Steve to get the fuck off the internet. After the stream, Steve decided to [[delete fucking everything]] as advised by the callers.
 
 
 
{| style="margin: 0 auto"
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|<center><youtube>Bv8lV0hhP9k</youtube><br/>The full interview.</center>
|<center><youtube>8osH6ohW0uc</youtube><br/>The tl;dw version.</center>
|<center><youtube>s45jdKFAwK8</youtube><br/>Crying Game version.</center>
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}}
|}
 
{{clear}}
 
==The lies==
<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
File:Alisonprime Steven Polk.jpg|STEVEN POLK
File:AlisonPrime Lie 1.png
File:AlisonPrime Lie 1.png
File:AlisonPrime Lie 2.jpg
File:AlisonPrime Lie 2.jpg
File:AlisonPrime Twitter Header.jpg|His Twitter header
File:AlisonPrime Thief 1.jpg|Where he stole it from
File:AlisonPrime Is Right.jpg|He's got the woman stealing part right
File:AlisonPrime Bad News.png
File:AlisonPrime Tomie 1.png
File:AlisonPrime Tomie 2.png
File:AlisonPrimeAndTheSmartPhoneWithoutACamera.jpg
File:AlisonPrimePS3OrLaptop.jpg
File:ListenAndBelieveAlisonPrimeComingThisFall.jpg
File:AlisonPrime QueenOfTheDamned.png
File:AlisonPrimeIhasCancerAngryjoe.jpg|{{wayback|rl8pH}}
File:AlisonPrime Queeny.jpg
Image:AlisonSendsTitsToIcze4r.png|Steve sends a photo of some random tits to [[Icze4r|a 14-year-old]].
File:AlisonPrime tweets1.png
</gallery>
</gallery>
</center>
</center>
===MMO champion===
<center><gallery>
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion1.jpg|{{archive|jhrWR}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion2.jpg|{{archive|U7Zqb}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion3.jpg|{{archive|VRVmw}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion4.jpg|{{archive|KPQ6S}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion5.jpg|{{archive|P3aal}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion6.jpg|{{archive|748qu}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion7.jpg|{{archive|KMbtz}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion8.jpg|{{archive|vkpJ6}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion9.jpg|{{archive|JHKZM}}
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion10.jpg|3/3
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion11.jpg|2/3
File:AlisonPrimeMMOchampion12.jpg|1/3 {{archive|a2SbQ}}
</gallery>
</center>
==See also==
* [[GamerGate]]
* [[Scam]]
* [[Icze4r]] - A 14-year-old girl (or possible [[JonTron]] alt) that [[Paedophile|Steven Polk]] attempted to groom.
* [[Chris-Chan]] - Another creepy case of a male lesbian with paedophilic tendencies.
* [[ZilianOP]] - Guy pretending to be handicapped
==External links==
===Accounts===
* <s>{{twitter|Alison_prime|His Old Twitter}}</s> Baleeted!
* <s>{{twitter|HikageKagura|His New Twatter}}</s> Baleeted when he found out he was found out.
* {{dauser|alisonprime|His DevianTART account}}
* [https://www.reddit.com/user/Alisonprime His reddit account]
* [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/AlisonPrime The Escapist account]
* [https://imageshack.us/user/xenogearsgirl his fake imageshack account]
* [http://quizzes.teen.com/profiles/friends/AlisonPrime?view=list Teen.com profile]
===Other Crap===
*[http://thisisanothercastle.com/2015/11/05/who-is-steve-polk-gamer-posts-family-plight-fake-internet-persona-ousted-306dou409834/  INTERVIEW: Who is Alison Prime?: Gamer Posts Family Plight, Fake Internet Persona Ousted]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20080723063706/http://alisonprime.senshimuyo.com/?cat=4 Shit reviews on his website]
*[https://www.gofundme.com/268t9qsw #AlisonScam Victims Fund]
*[http://process-productions.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18909 I become a Kitty =^.^=]
* {{twitter|AshleyRiotArt|Ashley Riot, the cosplayer whose photos were stolen by Steve}}
===The scam explained in three easy links:===
*{{archive|IlyRJ|1}}
*{{archive|jszqd|2}}
*{{archive|F67qE|3}}
*{{archive|vNn5b|Almost as many WoW characters as personalties}}
[[Category:People]]
[[Category:Money]]
[[Category:Gamergate]]
{{Whores}}
{{faggotry}}
{{pedoseries}}
{{timeline|Featured article November 6 and 7, [[2015]]|[[Netoraserare]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]}}

Latest revision as of 23:36, 18 April 2023


IT'S A MAN, BABY!


AlisonPrime is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock!   8====D (_(__)


What people actually believed AlisonPrime looked like.

AlisonPrime, Powerword: Steven Polk (also known as Alison Veronica Polk, Mahoroandou2005 and XenogearsGirl) was a "female" member of the GamerGate movement who spent "her" time doing nothing but talking about "her" over-sized tits and how "she" survived childhood uterine cancer that stole "her" ability to bear children. This all came to a close on November 3rd, 2015, when "her" house "blew up" and "she" was left homeless – The only problem being that "she" was actually a 31-year-old man and his lies were now completely exposed for the world to see – Thus proving that being a liar and an attention whore is not something that is reserved exclusively for anti-GamerGaters such as Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn.

History

It all started way back in 2010, when Steven realized he was shit at life and video games, so he had to create a girl in order to cope with the fact that he was fat and unloved. And like all fat nerds he played World of Warcraft and because he did not have any real life friends to play with, he applied to join a guild called ROKK. Utilizing his Google Images Search knowledge and use images of dumb sluts from around the globe, as well as the name Alison, he was accepted. But the WoWtards could actually sense that Alison was like them, a fat unkempt loser guy virgin, so he got kicked out of the guild. Skip to the next release, WoW release that is as Steven only has released himself, and he thought that he would reapply to the same guild only this time coming clean about being guy.

   
 
I lost both my jobs, I recently lost my father, I had to move back home, so I created my "Alison" persona as a complete 100% escape from reality, and the lie kinda spiraled out of control. After I swapped servers I decided to start being myself, and Im apping as myself now.
 

 
 

—Steven

   
 
To summarize my opinions, go fuck yourself you minger fuck. I'd rather raid with 20 people than carry you through another expansion.
 

 
 

—Gold3n to Steven

After crying about this, Steven decided to take his creation to MMO-Champion and bitch about everything. Then one day while browsing for lonely WoWtards to e-sex, he saw an article on GamerGate and decided to chime in, as he saw the money potential. And the rest is history.

GamerGate and NotYourShield

Totally legits, guis

Early on, Prime got involved with autism awareness movements GamerGate and NotYourShield, where he pretended to be a girl by finding pics of tits on DeviantArt, cropping them in Photoshop and then sharing them so that the lonely virgins who have never seen a real pair of tits would fap over them, and in exchange give him money and attention. Of course the SJW lite abstract of GamerGate known as mods at KotakuInAction is still white knighting this guy, probably as they are too fucking stupid to find cleavage on their own, or their mom won't let them. In the end all Steven proved by his stunt is what we all knew all along, that there is no women in GamerGate or NotYourShield.

Burning down the house

Much like Chris-Chan, Prime also experienced the loss of all his earthly possession when the house was set ablaze, but instead of collecting Sonic, Prime collected Sonic and pics of cleavage.

The fund

Hearing the Polk house was set ablaze, Joseph William Beatty Jr. was quick to make a fundraising site, in order to take the money for himself. Joseph has no relation to the family, and of course he has a habit of creating fundraisers.

Steven's Catfished Boyfriend

Steven Polk's E-boyfriend.

Bram Frijns (also known as YamatoNMX and AmplifiedYT) is a YouTuber who, at some point, became AlisonPrime's E-boyfriend – a fact that he began to regret as soon as he learned that Alison was actually a 31-year-old male paedophile and not a big-titted slut as he had been led to believe.

As is the typical response in these kind of situations, Bram immediately joined Encyclopedia Dramatica upon his discovery of this article and attempted to remove a single link to his Facebook page – Little did he know that his resistance would only make ED's penis harder and result in a single link to his Facebook page being turned into an entire section about him.

By the way, we did remove the link to your Facebook page – You're welcome!

History of Violence

According to McHenry County (Same county where the Polk family resides) court records, Steve Polk was arrested in 2005 for "Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon." This new revelation raises the possibility that Steve killed his own dad lol and setting his house ablaze in order to get some attention.

GamerGate Backlash

After having been exposed for the fraud that he is, Steve decided it would be a great idea to "come clean" on Ralph Retort's YouTube stream and endure verbal rape for three-and-a-half hours. Steve sheds many crocodile tears during this encounter and when confronted with some harsh questions by the panel, he diverts attention by telling long-winded stories about World of Warcraft cosplay. Ralph plays the part of the "neutral moderator" and allows Steve plenty of time to explain himself, yet he continues to double down on his lies with even more lies. He was pushed to tears by each person on the Skype call at several different times. Three fucking hours and several Dr. Phil-eque lectures later, it's concluded that none of Steve's ill-gotten gains will be refunded, he's carried on a suspicious relationship with a known pedophile, and the closest thing to rectifying the situation would be for Steve to get the fuck off the internet. After the stream, Steve decided to delete fucking everything as advised by the callers.



The full interview.


The tl;dw version.


Crying Game version.

The lies

MMO champion

See also

External links

Accounts

Other Crap

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