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**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and <s>4</s> *UPDATE*: 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
**We start the year with a 7.5 earthquake in Japan, which causes .[[Shit|several minor fires]] and 48 ppl go to the lobby. Also a Tsunami alarm was triggered but nippers disregarded it.
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]].
**[[Ethiopia]], [[Egypt]], [[Iran]], [[Saudi Arabia]], and the [[United Arab Emirates]] become members of BRICS. [[Argentina]] was also set to join [[no|but declined]].
**[[Aliens]] are reportedly spotted in [[Florida]]. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be [[attention whoring]] or the [[truth]].
**[[Aliens]] are reportedly spotted in [[Florida]]. Stay tuned for updates as this could either be [[attention whoring]] or the [[truth]].
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**A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
**A plane burns down in a crash with a militry plane in Japan, banning 5 suicidal bots.
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot.
**Again in chink zone AKA:Asia, in [[South Korea|Worst Korea]], a azn named [[Kim Jong-Un|Kim]], armed with a knife, stabs [[communist]] and opposition leader [[wikipedia:Lee Jae-myung|Lee Jae-myung]] [[Doing it wrong|in the neck, injuring him.]] Got arrested for being a massive faggot.


*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran.
*3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general [[terrorist|Qasem Soleimani]] at Kerman, Iran.
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**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
**Yet another terrible [[Star Wars]] film is announced, this time directed by a [[feminist]], as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.


*9th - [[Game Theory]] announces his retirement. Thank God.
*9th - [[Game Theory|MatPat]] announces his retirement. Thank God.


*12th
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**[[Hazbin Hotel|Hazbin]]'s early access episodes come out. [[Fact|The pilot has good animation unlike the series.]]
**[[Hazbin Hotel|Hazbin]]'s early access episodes come out. [[Fact|The pilot has good animation unlike the series.]]


*15h
*15th
**Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Batman]] wannabe MamaMax.
**Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump [[Chris Hansen]] and [[Batman]] wannabe MamaMax.
**Due to having [[retardation|blind confidence in leaks]], over 1 million Chinese [[Genshin Impact]] fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.
**Due to having [[retardation|blind confidence in leaks]], over 1 million Chinese [[Genshin Impact]] fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.
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*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*7th - [[Vaush]], like the retard he is, would accidentally leak his own folder full of [[pedophile|loli horse porn]]. For some reason, he also does his taxes on said folder.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*15th - Unfunny irrelevant nigger pedo YouTuber [[Twomad]] overdoses on fentanyl while playing [[Overwatch]] and dies. Thank God.
*17th - An [[Iran|iranian]] man ('''[[Powerword|Bahram Jeshanpur]]'''{{muslim}}), pwns 12 of his relatives and injures 3 other, before being shot by [[Cops|the pigs]].
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*25th - [[Aaron Bushnell|U.S. military serviceman]] livestreams himself [[an hero|an heroing]] by setting himself on fire outside of the [[Israel|Israeli embassy]] “in the name of [[Palestine]]”
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
*28th - The world's largest jailbreak would begin in [[Hæti]], organized by [[Barbecue|Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier]], thus beginning [[OM NOM NOM NOM|a new wave of riots, fighting, and cannibalism]].
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*2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.  
*2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.  
*6th - [[Rooster Teeth]] begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of [[weeaboos]] and <s>[[oldfags]]</s> [[Autism|subhuman meat calculators]] alike.
*6th - [[Rooster Teeth]] begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of [[weeaboos]] and <s>[[oldfags]]</s> [[Autism|subhuman meat calculators]] alike.
*12th -
*11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
*12th
** Alex Kister is revealed to have been a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] and gets his [[Rape|ass]] canceled.
** Alex Kister is revealed to have been a [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] and gets his [[Rape|ass]] canceled.
** [[StoneToss]] is doxxed and exposed as a Jew.
** [[StoneToss]] is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
*13th - [[Cripples|Ricky Berwick]] gets involved in Twitter drama after offending [[troon]]s as well as supporting Israel.
*13th - [[Cripples|Ricky Berwick]] gets involved in Twitter drama after offending [[troon]]s as well as supporting Israel.
*22nd - [[ISIL]] [[Allahu Akbar|blows up]] a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get [[v&]] and [[torture]]d by the Federal Security Service.
*22nd - [[Crocus City Hall Massacre|ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551]]. The perpetrators later get [[v&]] and [[torture]]d by the Federal Security Service.
*26th - [[Azns]] go [[Pearl Harbor]] on the Francis Scott Key bridge in [[Baltimore]].
*26th - [[Azns]] go [[Pearl Harbor]] on the Francis Scott Key bridge in [[Baltimore]].
*28th - 45 people die in [[South Africa]] when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
*28th - 45 people die in [[South Africa]] when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
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==April==
==April==
*1st -
*1st
** [[Asperger's Syndrome|Autism Awareness]] begins. Fuck those people.
** [[Germany]] legalises [[420]].
** [[Germany]] legalises [[420]].
** [[Nigger|The niglet]] who got Taylor Grodin fired from [[Inanimate Insanity]] for racism gets fired from [[Battle for Dream Island]] for being transphobic.
** [[Nigger|The niglet]] who got Taylor Grodin fired from [[Inanimate Insanity]] for racism gets fired from [[Battle for Dream Island]] for being transphobic.
*3rd - [[Uganda]] [[trolls]] the [[United Nations]] by continutingly refusing to disestablish the [[death penalty]] for [[homosexuals]].
*3rd - [[Uganda]] [[trolls]] the [[United Nations]] by continutingly refusing to disestablish the [[death penalty]] for [[homosexuals]].
*10th [[OJ Simpson]] left this [[Life|Mortal Coil]].  Now we'll never know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson
==May==
*3rd - [[Taking Down ED|ED DOWNS!]]
*13th - OMFG! [[GameStop Short Squeeze|GameStop Squeeze Again!]]
*19th
**  Dinnerbone comes out of nowhere to reveal what's inside tominecon.7z, IT'S A FUCKING [[Minecraft|MINECRAFT]] 1.0 WITH [[Java|JAVA]] INSTALLER! [[Hahaha no|But that didn't stop the cracker for cracking Mojang's old wifi Password.]]
**  Ebrahim Raisi(President of [[Iran]]) was died in plane accident.
*23th - tominecon.7z password was cracked.
*24th
** [[Doge]] dies. No wow anymore.
** Around 11 (suspected to be from 160 to 2,000) [[Niggers tongue my anus|Niggers]] [[Wikipedia:2024 Enga landslide|die in a landslide]] in [[Guinea Pig|Papua New Guinea]], 17 are non-fatally injured and 2,500+ are still missing.
*30th - [[The Donald]] is found guilty on [[34]] counts. Search up "Donald Trump Rule 34" for more information.
==June==
* 1st
** [[Homosexuality|Fagfest]] starts once again.
** [[T-Series]] got BTFO by [[Mr Beast]]! No longer the most-subscribed channel on [[JewTube]]!
* 2nd - [[Shit nobody cares about|2024 Mexican elections]], [[Wimmins|'''Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo''']] is elected as [[Fail|the first female president]].
* 9th - What a nice day and [[ED]] DOWN AGAIN!
* 17th - [[ED]] returns under the .gay domain name.
* 20th - [[Masteroogwgay]] gets banned from [[YouTube]].
* 23th - [[Terrorists|Five peaceful religious muslims]] strike at [[Russia]], AGAIN, but this time in [[Sand niggers|Dagestan]], permabanning 22 people (which [[Adolf Hitler|included jews]] and [[christians]]) and injured 45 others, before being [[Grand Theft Auto|wasted]] by [[Cops|teh pigs]].
* 21st - <s>Cody Connors disguises [[Dr DisRespect|Dr. DisRespect]]<nowiki></nowiki>'s ban from Twitch as a false rumor he was sexting an underage girl, but it's been disproven.</s>
*25th
**  [[Dr DisRespect]] outs himself by admitting he sexted minors.
**  [[The New Norm]] releases, causing massive butthurt and lulz.
*26th - [[Retards|Some officers of the military]] in Bolivia tried to overthrow the government via a [[Moonspeak|coup d'état]], [[Epic fail|and it fucking failed]], need to learn from [[Augusto Pinochet|el tata]] next time.
*29th - [[Xiaro]], a [[spic]] youtuber from Costa Rica, is doxxed for being a [[Pedobear|Pedophile]]. Average day on a Jewtuber's life, folks.
*30th - [[Boogie2988]] parodies [[Andrew Tate]] to promote [[Cryptocurrency|Shitcoin]] (GONE WRONG).
==July==
*7th - [[Crunchyroll]] gets exposed for using [[AI]] to subtitle their [[animu]]s.
*8th - People start taking note of the [[TikTok]] AI covers of "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar.
*12th - [[Boogie2988]] strikes again! This time, he pretended to have [[cancer]] and scammed more people.
*13th
**[[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Thomas Matthew Crooks|almost gets assassinated]]. If he had died, [[Joe Biden]] would've won.
**Kyle A. Carrozza gets arrested for [[CP]].
*16th - [[Microsoft]] lays off an entire DEI team. [[GamerGate]] is saved!
*19th - A buggy CrowdStrike update crashes a lot of [[Windows]] computers, causing outages all over the world.
*21st - [[Joe Biden]] makes a [[tl;dr]] {{twitter|JoeBiden/status/1815080881981190320|announcement}}. (Long story short: He dropped out.)
*23rd - [[Mr Beast]] finally kicks out [[Tranny|Ava Kris Tyson]]. (You guessed it, [[pedophilia]] again!)
*31st - [[Hamas]] leader Ismail Haniyeh gets assassinated in [[Iran]].
==August==
*8th - [[Ukraine]] invades [[Russia]] again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
*9th - [[Susan Wojcicki]] dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
*12th - [[Soyjak.party]] gets temporarily suspended by [[Namecheap]].
*16th
**[[Valve]] decides to end [[TF2]]'s wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
**Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
**[[Shit nobody cares about|Some retard]] decided to fuck up [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] by creating yet another shitty attack article called "[[Icewillow9]]", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
*18th
**EWU releases {{ytlink|f1agQE9Hr08|bodycam footage}} of [[Chris-chan]], revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
**A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
*20th
**Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
**[[FurAffinity]] gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to [[Kiwi Farms]].
*21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
*22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
*23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in [[vidya]] history, ''[[Concord]]'', releases.
*26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets [[v&]] in [[France]].
*28th - [[Jewgle]] and [[Tel Aviv]] University release an AI that simulates [[Doom]].
*30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.
==September==
*1st - [[Twitter]] gets banned in [[Brazil]].
*3rd - [[And nothing of value was lost|Sony announces they're shutting down Concord on September 6th.]]
*4th
**14-year-old [[Colt Gray]] shoots up his school in Winder, Georgia and [[Fail|only manages to kill 4 people]].
**Warner Bros. releases a trailer for the [[Minecraft]] movie.
*7th
**[[Nikocado Avocado]] is no longer fat.
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]] goes for the [[high score]] by picking up an [[Assault Rifle|AR-15]] and shooting civilians in passing cars on Interstate 75 in Kentucky, hitting twelve cars and [[Fail|seriously injuring five people]], [[Robert Card|leading to a manhunt]].
*9th
**[[Darth Vader|James Earl Jones]] dies.
**[[Sony]] announces the [[PlayStation 5 Pro]], to much hate.
*11th - [[Joe Biden|Today, I'm doing 9/11]].
*12th - [[Flappy Bird]] is back, now with [[Gambling|lootboxes]].
*15th
** Synnibear03 is outed as a fucking [[Sick fuck|pedophile]] for sexting 14 year old and stepping away from all of social medias
** [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] almost gets assassinated again after [[Ryan Routh|another would-be assassin]] brings an [[Assault Rifle|AK-47]] to his [[Florida]] golf course, but this time there were no kills or injuries and the sniper was [[V&|arrested]].
*17th
** [[Israel]] hacks pagers and walkie-talkies from [[Lebanon]] to make them explosive.
** A [[Portugal|portu geese]] [[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|12-year-old boy]] goes to the [[High score]], using a knife and a ballistic vest, wounding 6 NPCs before being V&.
** In Mali, unknown gunmen went amok on a school and kill [[Epic win|80]] people.
*18th
**[[High_Score/Loserinfo#Joseph_Couch|Joseph Couch]], the man behind the previously mentioned Interstate 75 Kentucky shooting, is found an heroed by a livestreamer couple.
**[[Nintendo]] files a [[lolsuit]] against Palworld.
**DanTDM slams MrBeast's [[Lunchly|collaboration]] with KSI and Logan Paul for selling unnecessary food and drink to [[13-year-old boy]]s. KSI and Logan Paul flip the shit out but MrBeast doesn't take it too hard.
*20th - Ibrahim Aqil gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
*21st - Smash Bandicoot ([[Powerword]]: Mohamed Hesham) [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U1-mDh7X27QG8uHyXFXeyVmSUObHOCxrUvjWZLNuFVs/edit gets doxed by his toilet].
*22nd - [[YouTube]] announces "The Paused Experience" where fucking ads will play when the video you are watching is paused making more [[PROFIT]] cause they obviously need more money for their shit ass business.
*27th
**Hassan Nasrallah gets killed by the Israeli Air Force.
**Godot's community manager goes rogue and decides to block everyone who isn't woke enough.
*28th
**YouTube has a licensing issue with SESAC, resulting in massive butthurt and thousands of overrated shitty music videos getting blocked.
**Iran launches missiles at Israel. [[Twatter]] users applaud and are glad the [[Jews]] are getting their karma.
==October==
*1st
** [[Nintendo]] shuts down Ryujinx. No more [[Nintendo Switch|Switch]] emulators.
** Switzerland: A [[china|chink]] wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
*4th
**[[Joker (Movie)|Joker]] 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
**The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by [[Cloudflare]], and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
*7th - 1-year anniversary of the [[Gaza War]]. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
*8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
*9th
**[[Scooby-Doo#Velma|Velma (2023)]] gets canceled.
**[[Nintendo]] releases a $100 alarm clock.
*10th
** The [[Internet Archive]] suffers a massive data breach.
** [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine, killing 28 people.
*13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at [[Pokémon|Game Freak]].
*16th
**[[Seriously|Twitter lets people you've blocked see your posts]].
**[[One Direction|Liam Payne]] dies.
*17th
** Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
** Again [[Israel|Kikeland]] bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
*18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming [[an hero]] in [[Brazil]].
*20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, [[USA|Murica]] before escaping.
*25th - Some building in [[Spain]] collapses and 3 people died.
*29th - Again in Spain, <s>50</s> no, <s>95</s>, fuck, <s>150</s>... <span class="blink">'''217'''</span> people death and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural [[Lulz|disaster]] is still [[Shit nobody cares about|relevant]] on the news.
*31st
** <big><span class="blink" style="color:#FF6800;font-weight:bold;">{{glow|IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!}}</span></big>
** Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. '''Happy Halloween'''
==November==
*1st
**[[NNN]] began.
**[[Wikipedia:Peanut (squirrel)|Peanut the Squirrel]] was getting seized and killed by [[PETA|NYSDEC]].
*3rd - After the Valencia floods, king <s>Felipe</s> Phillip VI and his wife, the queen, are received by the locals with flying dirt. Meanwhile the [[Commie|president]] Pedro Sanchez is also received by flying dirt and also [[Lulz|being shoveled in the back by some random butthurt anticommies]]
*5th
** [[The Donald]] becomes the second president to serve non-consecutive terms, 132 years after Grover Cleveland became the first.
** [[Shit nobody cares about|Equatoguinean vice-president]] [[TL;DR|Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue]] warned about politicians [[Epic win|having sex in their offices]]. Obviously [[False|normal straight sex]]. He also warned that they are going to [[V&|face charges]] if they [[DO IT FAGGOT|do it again.]]
*7th - [[Wikipedia:November 2024 Amsterdam attack|2024 Amsterdam Anti-kike revolution]]; some [[huh|Ajax]] hooligans pissed off about playing a match vs [[Kike|Maccabi Tel-Aviv]], began mobbing around the city.


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January

  • 3rd - 102 people are blown up while mourning the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Kerman, Iran.
  • 4th
    • Another transgender shooter, Dylan Butler, shoots up an Iowa school.
    • Yet another terrible Star Wars film is announced, this time directed by a feminist, as if the franchise hasn't been on life support for the past decade now.
  • 9th - MatPat announces his retirement. Thank God.
  • 15th
    • Feeling the drought of anything remotely interesting happening in this month, many commentary YouTubers decided to jump Chris Hansen and Batman wannabe MamaMax.
    • Due to having blind confidence in leaks, over 1 million Chinese Genshin Impact fans would mass unfollow the game's official accounts due to not getting any free skins.
  • 21st - Random Nigger Romeo Nance decides to shoot his family instead of a Basketball for once, pwns 8 noobs.
  • 29th - YouTuber Doktor Skipper would an hero his own career by uploading a video essentially shitting on nearly every Godzilla film with your average fandom tard rage damaging his reputation.

February

March

  • 1st - Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball Z has died at the ripe old age of 68 from a blood clot, 1 month before he turned 69.
  • 2nd - Backyardigans creator, Janice Burgess, dies at the age of 72.
  • 6th - Rooster Teeth begins a month-long process of shutting down. Ensue the tears of weeaboos and oldfags subhuman meat calculators alike.
  • 11th - The Noise Campaign in Pizza Tower is released. Fucking hit Peppino 100 times quickly or beat the fucking game to get him.
  • 12th
    • Alex Kister is revealed to have been a pedophile and gets his ass canceled.
    • StoneToss is doxed and exposed as a Jew.
  • 13th - Ricky Berwick gets involved in Twitter drama after offending troons as well as supporting Israel.
  • 22nd - ISIL blows up a Russian stadium, killing 145 and injuring 551. The perpetrators later get v& and tortured by the Federal Security Service.
  • 26th - Azns go Pearl Harbor on the Francis Scott Key bridge in Baltimore.
  • 28th - 45 people die in South Africa when a bus acquired a mind of it's own and drove off of a bridge.
  • 30th - Controversy goes on Twatter about if trans men can date lesbians. No, they fucking can't.

April

May

June

July

August

  • 8th - Ukraine invades Russia again! (Fuck Donbas, we must invade Kursk!)
  • 9th - Susan Wojcicki dies of cancer at the age of 56. (You can't blame her because she's dead!)
  • 12th - Soyjak.party gets temporarily suspended by Namecheap.
  • 16th
    • Valve decides to end TF2's wokeness by removing the pride flags from the Desk Engineer.
    • Ukrainian forces destroy a bridge over the Seim River in Kursk Oblast.
    • Some retard decided to fuck up Encyclopedia Dramatica by creating yet another shitty attack article called "Icewillow9", with the braindead admins refusing to baleet the article, completely destroying what was left of ED's reputation. ((the preceding comment was brought to you by icewillow9) ED doesn't negotiate with terrorists)
  • 18th
    • EWU releases bodycam footage of Chris-chan, revealing that the police somehow didn't know about him beforehand.
    • A second bridge is destroyed by Ukraine in Kursk Oblast.
  • 20th
    • Ukraine accomplishes their goal of destroying every bridge in Kursk Oblast.
    • FurAffinity gets hacked. All links to the site now redirect to Kiwi Farms.
  • 21st - Nimbus the dog dies from a coyote attack because he was left outside.
  • 22nd - .gay goes down for two days before being revived as edramatica.com.
  • 23rd - Sony's biggest flop, and probably the biggest flop in vidya history, Concord, releases.
  • 26th - Telegram founder Pavel Durov gets v& in France.
  • 28th - Jewgle and Tel Aviv University release an AI that simulates Doom.
  • 30th - Fatman Scoop dies at the age of 53.

September

October

  • 1st
    • Nintendo shuts down Ryujinx. No more Switch emulators.
    • Switzerland: A chink wounds 3 infants on a nursery school entrance and gets V&.
  • 4th
    • Joker 2 flops, can't even walk down the staircase.
    • The encyclopediadramatica.win domain gets seized by Cloudflare, and peace between the staff of .win and edramatica.com is (mostly) established.
  • 7th - 1-year anniversary of the Gaza War. Looks like kikes still can't find other kikes.
  • 8th - Brazil unbans Twitter.
  • 9th
  • 10th
  • 13th - Another massive data breach, this time directed at Game Freak.
  • 16th
  • 17th
    • Israel kills Yahya Sinwar.
    • Again Kikeland bombs another school in Palestine and kills 28, like the 10th October.
  • 18th - A 14-year-old boy frags 3 people at his school before becoming an hero in Brazil.
  • 20th - Unknown killed 1 and wounded 5 NPCs in Albany, Georgia, Murica before escaping.
  • 25th - Some building in Spain collapses and 3 people died.
  • 29th - Again in Spain, 50 no, 95, fuck, 150... 217 people death and 89 people disappeared after a flash flood in some random stream in the south of Valencia City. And all cuz the government who refused to put alarms on people's phones because they were "expensive".It's moar than a week and this natural disaster is still relevant on the news.
  • 31st
    • IT'S HALLOWEEN, AGAIN!!!!
    • Yet another ruined Halloween party in the USA. This time in Orlando, Florida with 2 kills and 6 wounded. Happy Halloween

November

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