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[[File: | [[File:PetMurderFace.jpg|thumb|240px|Belén Aldecosea, animal-torturing jizz-rag.]] | ||
'''Belén Aldecosea''' is a 21-year-old [[Fake|bleached-]][[blonde]] [[college]] [[whore]] and [[ | '''Belén Aldecosea''' is a 21-year-old [[Fake|bleached-]][[blonde]] [[college]] [[whore]] and [[DACA|probable illegal immigrant]] who, following a [[cancer]] scare, decided to [[Buy a dog|adopt an]] "''emotional-support hamster''" named '''Pebbles'''. On November 21, [[2017]], Belen was preparing to fly home to [[Miami]] when she was told that Pebbles wouldn't be allowed on the flight – Belen then did what any normal, psychologically stable [[human being]] would do and proceeded to '''''brutally murder Pebbles by drowning her to death in a filthy airport restroom toilet'''''. | ||
Several months later, in early [[2018]], Belen decided to make herself look like even more of a [[psychopath]] by filing a frivolous [[lolsuit]] where she accused '''Spirit Airlines''' of forcing her to murder Pebbles – even though she was the one who willingly drowned a small animal in a fucking toilet like [[ | Several months later, in early [[2018]], Belen decided to make herself look like even more of a [[psychopath]] by filing a frivolous [[lolsuit]] where she accused '''Spirit Airlines''' of forcing her to murder Pebbles – even though she was the one who willingly drowned a small animal in a fucking toilet like [[Luka_Magnotta|a complete and utter sociopath]]. | ||
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== Flintstones' Nutty Fudgy Golden Pebbles == | == Flintstones' Nutty Fudgy Golden Pebbles == | ||
[[File:PebblesTheHamster.jpg|thumb|220px|Pebbles, an emotional-support hamster who drowned in [[piss]], [[shit]] and [[period|period blood]] infested water at an airport.]] | [[File:CoulterMan.jpg|thumb|Belen killed her hamster because she had a [[Ann Coulter|tumour on her neck]] and needed to get home.]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:PebblesTheHamster.jpg|thumb|220px|Pebbles, an emotional-support hamster who drowned in [[piss]], [[shit]], [[semen]] and [[period|period blood]] infested water at an airport.]] | ||
[[File:PebblesAndHerMurderer.jpg|thumb|220px|Pebbles and her murderer.]] | |||
[[File:BloodToilet.jpg|thumb|220px|Where [[DACA|dreams]] and [[hamster]]s go to die.]] | [[File:BloodToilet.jpg|thumb|220px|Where [[DACA|dreams]] and [[hamster]]s go to die.]] | ||
{{quote|She was so loving. It was like she knew I needed somebody.|Belen, remembering the hamster that she murdered {{archive|RxEpR}}}} | {{quote|She was so loving. It was like she knew I needed somebody.|Belen, remembering the hamster that she murdered {{archive|RxEpR}}}} | ||
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{{quote|Our reservation representative, unfortunately, did misinform the Guest that a hamster was permitted to fly as an emotional support animal on Spirit Airlines. [[Jews|Rodents of any kind]] are not allowed on board for [[AIDS|health]] and [[9/11|safety]] reasons.|Spirit Airlines {{archive|RxEpR}}}} | {{quote|Our reservation representative, unfortunately, did misinform the Guest that a hamster was permitted to fly as an emotional support animal on Spirit Airlines. [[Jews|Rodents of any kind]] are not allowed on board for [[AIDS|health]] and [[9/11|safety]] reasons.|Spirit Airlines {{archive|RxEpR}}}} | ||
{{quote|To be clear, at no point did any of our agents suggest this [[Cunt|guest]] (or any other for that matter) should flush or [[Zippocat|otherwise injure an animal]].|Spirit Airlines {{archive|C7kCA}}}} | |||
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{{quote|lololol flush that rodent down the toilet u fgt lololol|What a Spirit employee may have said}} | |||
== Alternative Final Solutions for Filthy Rodents == | |||
[[File:HamsterBath.jpg|thumb|220px|]] | |||
[[File:EddieGerbil.jpg|thumb|220px|Zombie Pebbles is pissed off.]] | |||
[[File:JewRat.png|thumb|220px|It should be obvious [[Jews Did WTC|why rodents are not allowed on planes]].]] | |||
{{quote|A hamster is an air breathing mammal just like you. It takes a long time and is very painful as well as terrifying.|Jamie James, hamster drowning expert {{archive|AZTAf}}}} | {{quote|A hamster is an air breathing mammal just like you. It takes a long time and is very painful as well as terrifying.|Jamie James, hamster drowning expert {{archive|AZTAf}}}} | ||
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== Reactions == | |||
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{{quote|When I was a small child in Philippines (i.e. developing country)I never had the luxury of an “emotional support hamster”. We did have a rooster I played with. They ate him & I got trauma. Got over it when I tasted KFC the very first time in the U.S. #firstworldproblems|a_space_alien, on eating [[cock]] {{archive|N6FY2}}}} | |||
== Gallery == | |||
{{collapsegallery|Gerbil-Killing Whore!|Belen|center|<gallery> | |||
File:BelenAndHerMum.jpg|SPIC ALERT! | |||
File:BelenVolleyball.jpg|She also has shitty tats. | |||
File:IggyAzaleaLookinMotherfucker.png | |||
File:FatTeenageBelen6.jpg|Severe [[FGAS]]. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4"> | |||
File:BelenTinyTits.JPG|Belén Aldecosea, proving that being 6-feet tall with A-cups just looks weird. | |||
File:FatTeenageBelen1.jpg | |||
File:FatTeenageBelen2.jpg | |||
File:FatTeenageBelen3.jpg | |||
File:FatTeenageBelen4.jpg | |||
File:FatTeenageBelen5.jpg | |||
File:BelenNews.jpg|Remember her name. | |||
File:HamsterMurderer.jpg | |||
File:PebblesNotDead.jpg | |||
File:PebblesWheel.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Hamster]] | * [[Hamster]] | ||
* [[Kenny Glenn]] | |||
* [[Luka Magnotta]] | * [[Luka Magnotta]] | ||
* [[NEDM]] | * [[NEDM]] | ||
* [[Puppy Pitcher]] | |||
* [[Retarded]] | * [[Retarded]] | ||
* [[Gremblo|Psychic Pebbles]] | * [[Gremblo|Psychic Pebbles]] | ||
* [[Doopie DoOver]] - Belen's twin. | |||
* [[Wigger|Iggy Azalea]] - Belen's other twin. | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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* {{archive|6xYGM|Wilson College Volleyball Profile}} | * {{archive|6xYGM|Wilson College Volleyball Profile}} | ||
'''News''' | |||
* {{archive|HzKjC|Let Us Break Down This Story About A Woman Who Flushed Her Hamster Down An Airport Toilet For You}} - BuzzFeed breaks down the story for [[You|retards]]. | |||
* {{archive|7njZH|Spirit Airlines Slams Student Who Claims She Was Forced to Flush Emotional Support Hamster Down Toilet}} | |||
* {{archive|9sUlt|The student who tried to fly with a hamster deserves no sympathy}} | * {{archive|9sUlt|The student who tried to fly with a hamster deserves no sympathy}} | ||
* {{archive|Zrn5z|Student who says she flushed hamster down toilet in Spirit Airlines flap has a replacement rodent, lawyer says}} - SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE IT | |||
* {{archive|2OZ08|Florida student Belen Aldecosea who flushed emotional support hamster down toilet branded a 'psychopath'}} | |||
{{Animals}} | {{Animals}} | ||
{{Whores}} | {{Whores}} | ||
{{Psychopaths}} | {{Psychopaths}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article February 10 and February 11, [[2018]]|[[Garfield]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Zaiger]]}} |
Latest revision as of 20:07, 14 October 2018

Belén Aldecosea is a 21-year-old bleached-blonde college whore and probable illegal immigrant who, following a cancer scare, decided to adopt an "emotional-support hamster" named Pebbles. On November 21, 2017, Belen was preparing to fly home to Miami when she was told that Pebbles wouldn't be allowed on the flight – Belen then did what any normal, psychologically stable human being would do and proceeded to brutally murder Pebbles by drowning her to death in a filthy airport restroom toilet.
Several months later, in early 2018, Belen decided to make herself look like even more of a psychopath by filing a frivolous lolsuit where she accused Spirit Airlines of forcing her to murder Pebbles – even though she was the one who willingly drowned a small animal in a fucking toilet like a complete and utter sociopath.
Flintstones' Nutty Fudgy Golden Pebbles



—Belen, remembering the hamster that she murdered |
—Spirit Airlines |
—Spirit Airlines |
—Belen, denying her psychopathy |
—Belen, on killing a hamster to catch a flight and then crying for 10 minutes |
—What a Spirit employee may have said |
Alternative Final Solutions for Filthy Rodents



—Jamie James, hamster drowning expert |
Reactions
Gallery
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SPIC ALERT!
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She also has shitty tats.
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Severe FGAS.
See Also
- Hamster
- Kenny Glenn
- Luka Magnotta
- NEDM
- Puppy Pitcher
- Retarded
- Psychic Pebbles
- Doopie DoOver - Belen's twin.
- Iggy Azalea - Belen's other twin.
External Links
Elizabeth Balparda on Facefuck - Belen's mum.
Wilson College Volleyball Profile
News
Let Us Break Down This Story About A Woman Who Flushed Her Hamster Down An Airport Toilet For You - BuzzFeed breaks down the story for retards.
Spirit Airlines Slams Student Who Claims She Was Forced to Flush Emotional Support Hamster Down Toilet
The student who tried to fly with a hamster deserves no sympathy
Student who says she flushed hamster down toilet in Spirit Airlines flap has a replacement rodent, lawyer says - SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE IT
Florida student Belen Aldecosea who flushed emotional support hamster down toilet branded a 'psychopath'
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