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[[Image:Mike_D_Nieves.jpg|thumb|<center>'''Mr. Nieves'''</center>]] | [[Image:Mike_D_Nieves.jpg|thumb|<center>'''Mr. Nieves'''</center>]] | ||
Virus (Powerword: '''Michael Daniel Nieves''') was part of an extinct species of the genus [[Homo]], possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens, who started stealing AOL accounts several years after AOL started to become irrelevant. He is closely related to Xbox Live E-thugs, differing in DNA by only 0.3%, just twice the variability across contemporary [[script kiddies]]. Remains left by virus include a stack of AOL trial CDs, a few post-it notes covered with Lexis Nexis logins, and a copy of [[Kevin Mitnick]]'s The Art of Deception, all of which were found in the Staten Island area. | Virus (Powerword: '''Michael Daniel Nieves''') was part of an extinct species of the genus [[Homo]], possibly a subspecies of Homo sapiens, who started stealing AOL accounts several years after AOL started to become irrelevant. He is closely related to Xbox Live E-thugs, differing in DNA by only 0.3%, just twice the variability across contemporary [[script kiddies]]. Remains left by virus include a stack of AOL trial CDs, a few post-it notes covered with Lexis Nexis logins, and a copy of [[Kevin Mitnick]]'s The Art of Deception, all of which were found in the Staten Island area. | ||
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== Timeline from the fossil record == | == Timeline from the fossil record == | ||
[[Image:Sabu tweet mike virus.jpg|thumb|left|300px|<center>Snitch vs Snitch</center>]] | [[Image:Sabu tweet mike virus.jpg|thumb|left|300px|<center>Snitch vs Snitch</center>]] | ||
Circa 2004-2005, Mike dropped out of school instead of getting kicked out for fighting. According to his own mother (see above), he was always in special ed classes, because he kept getting into fights with his human classmates. | Circa 2004-2005, Mike dropped out of school instead of getting kicked out for fighting. According to his own mother (see above), he was always in special ed classes, because he kept getting into fights with his human classmates. | ||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
{{main|Mikevirus/Logs}} | {{main|Mikevirus/Logs}} | ||
[[File:Michael Nieves aka virus crying about wtfux.png|center]] | [[File:Michael Nieves aka virus crying about wtfux.png|center]] | ||
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*[[th3j35t3r]] | *[[th3j35t3r]] | ||
*[[Xyrix]] | *[[Xyrix]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[http://www.infoworld.com/d/security-central/ny-teen-hacks-aol-infects-systems-818 NY teen hacks AOL, infects systems] | *[http://www.infoworld.com/d/security-central/ny-teen-hacks-aol-infects-systems-818 NY teen hacks AOL, infects systems] | ||
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*[http://nymag.com/news/features/lulzsec-sabu-2012-6/index5.html Some tl;dr article about Sabu] | *[http://nymag.com/news/features/lulzsec-sabu-2012-6/index5.html Some tl;dr article about Sabu] | ||
*[http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2007/05/always_two_ther/ Teen Charged in AOL Hacks is a Fall Guy, Says Crime Mentor — Update] | *[http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2007/05/always_two_ther/ Teen Charged in AOL Hacks is a Fall Guy, Says Crime Mentor — Update] | ||
{{Pedoseries}} | {{Pedoseries}} | ||
{{oldweb}} | {{oldweb}} | ||
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{{Timeline|Featured article November 28 & 29, [[2013]]|[[Fast Eddie]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Juggalo Holocaust]]}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
