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[[Image:It could happen to you-small.jpg|thumb|A young man lecturing a dame on the dangers of disease.]] | [[Image:It could happen to you-small.jpg|thumb|A young man lecturing a dame on the dangers of disease.]] | ||
'''Disease''' is, per the [http://www.dictionary.com/ intarweb dicshunary]: ''A pathological condition of a body part, an organ, or a system resulting from various causes, such as infection, genetic defect, or environmental stress, and characterized by an identifiable group of signs or symptoms.'' | '''Disease''' is, per the [http://www.dictionary.com/ intarweb dicshunary]: ''A pathological condition of a body part, an organ, or a system resulting from various causes, such as infection, genetic defect, or environmental stress, and characterized by an identifiable group of signs or symptoms.'' But really, what is disease? Why, is it one of the few sources of [[attention]] and pity in the quantities needed by [[attention whores]] to live. As a result of this, both [[IRL]] and [[internet]] attention whores are prone to feigning illness. Especially pretending to have illnesses and diseases that people around them have. | ||
== Thought Process == | == Thought Process == | ||
They see that their diseased friends get a lot of attention and pity, and when most of their self-loathing entries and threats of [[suicide]] start to get a response of [[ | They see that their diseased friends get a lot of attention and pity, and when most of their self-loathing entries and threats of [[suicide]] start to get a response of [[TL;DR]], they are prone to coming up with some disease, again commonly one someone on their friends list has (the really [[insane]] ones will all of a sudden claim to have multiple, ''conflicting'' diseases at the same time), and claiming that they have it. This will go on for several days. | ||
== The Lie Grows == | == The Lie Grows == | ||
[[File:Proteus syndrome.jpg|thumb|right|MFW no-one on the internet claims to have my disease]] | |||
Eventually they may claim to have seen a doctor who "informed" them that they had exactly what they'd been saying they had. | Eventually they may claim to have seen a doctor who "informed" them that they had exactly what they'd been saying they had. They will act shocked and surprised. If this fails, they may escalate to [[self injury]] and more realistic threats of [[suicide]]. Sometimes, if you're really lucky, they actually mean it. If you're even luckier, there won't be any dipshits with [[stalker|internet crushes]] on them who feel the urge to reply to every one of their entries. | ||
Around this period, expect friends of the disease [[whore]] in question to have conversations that consist of statements such as: | Around this period, expect friends of the disease [[whore]] in question to have conversations that consist of statements such as: | ||
* Her delusions are beginning to become the stuff of comedy [[gold]]. | * Her delusions are beginning to become the stuff of comedy [[gold]]. | ||
* This is the worst performance of [[MPD]] I've seen since ''Sybil''. | * This is the worst performance of [[Multiple_personality_disorder|MPD]] I've seen since ''Sybil''. | ||
== The Symptoms of a Disease == | |||
* Foul smelling blood | |||
* Tight throat | |||
* Double vision | |||
* Skin falling off | |||
* A persistent cough | |||
* Manic depression | |||
* Calcification of the extremities | |||
* Aversion to paper | |||
* Multicystic Retroperitonial Sacrococcygeous Embryo-Teratoma | |||
* Steven Spielberg | |||
== And Fades Away == | == And Fades Away == | ||
Especially in the case of made-up diseases, [[Attention Whore | attention whores]] tend to forget the lies they were telling for attention. A disease requires lots of [[Google]] to keep up with answering questions people may have, that's a lot of work. Invariably, though, there are enablers. Be prepared for fun and excitement! | Especially in the case of made-up diseases, [[Attention Whore|attention whores]] tend to forget the lies they were telling for attention. A disease requires lots of [[Google]] to keep up with answering questions people may have, that's a lot of work. Invariably, though, there are enablers. Be prepared for fun and excitement! | ||
== Common [[Disorders|Diseases to Pretend to Have]] == | == Common [[Disorders|Diseases to Pretend to Have]] == | ||
===Missing Penis Syndrome=== | |||
=== Missing Penis Syndrome === | |||
[[File:Penis Reconstruction.jpg|thumb|[[Wikipedia:Phalloplasty|Penile (re)construction]]]] | |||
<youtube>XgfWY8Iz91s</youtube> | <youtube>XgfWY8Iz91s</youtube> | ||
Otherwise known as being a woman. | Otherwise known as being a woman. | ||
* [[Asperger's Syndrome]] | * [[Asperger's Syndrome]] | ||
* [[Bipolar | * [[Bipolar]] | ||
* [[Multiple Personality Disorder]] | * [[Multiple Personality Disorder]] | ||
* [[Dyslexia]] | * [[Dyslexia]] | ||
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* [[Parkinson's]] | * [[Parkinson's]] | ||
* [[Diabetes]] | * [[Diabetes]] | ||
* | * [[Jews]] | ||
* [[Woman]] | * [[Woman]] | ||
* [[Killer Titties]] | |||
* [[You]] | * [[You]] | ||
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* [[Disorder]] | * [[Disorder]] | ||
* [[Fiero425]] | |||
== External Links == | |||
* [http://verysick.me Instructional materials] | * [http://verysick.me Instructional materials] | ||
* [http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asylum/malady/index.html Æcademic lectures] | * [http://www.asylumeclectica.com/asylum/malady/index.html Æcademic lectures] | ||
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{{Life}} | |||
{{Disease}} | |||
[[Category:Disease]] | |||
[[Category:Drama-generating_techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating_techniques]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:46, 22 January 2022
Disease is, per the intarweb dicshunary: A pathological condition of a body part, an organ, or a system resulting from various causes, such as infection, genetic defect, or environmental stress, and characterized by an identifiable group of signs or symptoms. But really, what is disease? Why, is it one of the few sources of attention and pity in the quantities needed by attention whores to live. As a result of this, both IRL and internet attention whores are prone to feigning illness. Especially pretending to have illnesses and diseases that people around them have.
Thought Process
They see that their diseased friends get a lot of attention and pity, and when most of their self-loathing entries and threats of suicide start to get a response of TL;DR, they are prone to coming up with some disease, again commonly one someone on their friends list has (the really insane ones will all of a sudden claim to have multiple, conflicting diseases at the same time), and claiming that they have it. This will go on for several days.
The Lie Grows
Eventually they may claim to have seen a doctor who "informed" them that they had exactly what they'd been saying they had. They will act shocked and surprised. If this fails, they may escalate to self injury and more realistic threats of suicide. Sometimes, if you're really lucky, they actually mean it. If you're even luckier, there won't be any dipshits with internet crushes on them who feel the urge to reply to every one of their entries.
Around this period, expect friends of the disease whore in question to have conversations that consist of statements such as:
- Her delusions are beginning to become the stuff of comedy gold.
- This is the worst performance of MPD I've seen since Sybil.
The Symptoms of a Disease
- Foul smelling blood
- Tight throat
- Double vision
- Skin falling off
- A persistent cough
- Manic depression
- Calcification of the extremities
- Aversion to paper
- Multicystic Retroperitonial Sacrococcygeous Embryo-Teratoma
- Steven Spielberg
And Fades Away
Especially in the case of made-up diseases, attention whores tend to forget the lies they were telling for attention. A disease requires lots of Google to keep up with answering questions people may have, that's a lot of work. Invariably, though, there are enablers. Be prepared for fun and excitement!
Common Diseases to Pretend to Have
Missing Penis Syndrome
Otherwise known as being a woman.
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Bipolar
- Multiple Personality Disorder
- Dyslexia
- Attention Deficit Disorder
- Fibromyalgia
- Homosexuality
- Love Shy
Common Diseases to Actually Have
- Genital Herpes
- Internet disease
- AIDS
- GRIDS
- Skullworms
- Parkinson's
- Diabetes
- Jews
- Woman
- Killer Titties
- You
See Also
External Links
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AIDS • Cancer • Coronavirus • Diabeetus • Dwarfism • Monkeypox • Erectile dysfunction • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome • Fibromyalgia • Genital Herpes • GRIDS • Obesity • Parkinson's Disease • Sexually Transmitted Diseases • Swine Flu | |
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