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Skullworm
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A Skullworm is a life form which thrives in the heads of all internets users starting as OL internet virus worms and transgressing to IRL when one connects to the internet with their mind.
The internet users mind is a particularly suitable habitat for skullworms as no one ever sees the faces of these ugly internet dwellers and nobody sees the rapid decay in skull flesh. Thusly they are nourished with all the brains required to keep your Skullworms healthy.
Habitat
Skullworms prefer soft inactive brains. You won't be able to grow happy Skullworms, unless you follow a few simple rules:
- Play WoW as often as you can... as long as you can.
- Eat at Mcdonalds or KFC.
- Use mobile phones.
- Get skullfucked.
- Don't clean your ears.
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Skullworms are used in the movie "Beastmaster". However, their fictional counterparts are green, not white.
Dar's larvae worms getting ready to attack brain dude gets an ingrown hair